#whips and nae naes. fortnite dances.

[thegalleonsnest]

25 rotations ago, I was hatched and became a being *does a fortnite dance, whips, nae naes*

#Galleon Talks

[commandernachos]

I like how pretty much everyone on Tumblr depicts Kumatora as someone who'd unironically love Don't Mine at Night and that she would dab and Fortnite dance and do the whip and nae nae

#Kumatora #Mother 3

[gatoluva]

Hi. I haven’t posted LOL. I decided I shall now.

Here are some Chase Redford headcanons

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Chase Redford

- He’s especially bad with modern slang, he looks up things and takes lessons for texting because of this. Which usually fails him since he has no idea how to use any of it.

- He probably was also taught embarrassing trends like Fortnite dances, whip & nae nae, hit the quan, the dab, etc.

- Likes musicals, loves musicals, lives by musicals.

- He is a karaoke lover, if you invite him to karaoke he’s going AND he’s singing first

- Probably watches chick flics and also enjoys victorious.

- Chase listens to Justin Bieber.

- Cheesy flirting, looks up most of his pickup lines, and watches bad rom-com for notes (he thinks they’re good)

- CANT DANCE CANT DANCE CANT DANCE (this is canon but thought I’d embarrass him anyway)

- Mom's friend always has a bag of necessities like a medkit, snacks, tissues, etc.

- Best friends with Darling. They’re not dating. They are raging gays.

- Gives piggyback rides if requested.

- Small wardrobe, and repeats outfits if he isn’t wearing armor. Usually black jeans of some sort, baggy or skinny paired with a flannel/sweater and a graphic tee/band shirt.

Romantic HCs

- Loves showing affectionately by holding hands, rubbing his thumb against his lover's backhand, etc

- Cheek kisses before mouth kisses

- Loves cuddling but only wants a big spoon

- When he falls in love with somebody, he falls hard, and suddenly he’s their #1 fan

will update

#everafterhigh #eah #chase redford #chaseredford #ever after high #wonderlandians #wonderland #everafterhighwonderland #the red queen #ever after high rebel #ever after high royal

[giselberts]

I read about jimothy and now I need to know more so 5 and 33 from the oc ask game 😔

help i named too many DA ocs with names that start with 'ji' so i deadass forgot who jimothy was for a second 😭

5 - how do they typically dress? does their wardrobe lean more towards practicality or aesthetics?

her style is definitely more on the practical side, and very comfortable, but the colours and patterns clash so badly 😭i wanna say something similar to what dandelion wears in the witcher 3, but without the jewelry!! (someone stole it they were tired of hearing all the clinking noise) if she had access to stick-on rhinestones she'd be unstoppable. all of thedas is glad that there's no big craft supply store yet

33 - if applicable, how would your other characters describe them? i mean specifically the people around them.

ooh i think that they'd be a mix of amused and annoyed? amused because she's just so full of energy and enthusiasm and it keeps a little hope in their heart, and annoyed because why is this 24 year old acting like a 12 year old. why is she fortnite dancing over dead people. but they're glad that she's taking this seriously and acting responsible when needed, so its ok. baby can try and teach a little whip and nae nae to the soldiers instead of having them train.

also cullen would love to throw her off of a cliff someday but he knows that his mom would say no to a little cousin throwing so for now he sulks. but he gets bullying privileges (on account of being elder cousin) so it works out for him for now?? (he is unaware that jimothy would love to stab him. as a family-friendly activity)

#meja's ocs #do NOT put sera and jimothy in the same room. someone will die on accident

[bitterwinereds]

shoutout to the girl who saw 5’10 muichiro hitting not only the whip and nae nae but also brookhaven emotes and fortnite dances and sat there waiting for me to finish before asking for a photo. what id do to know what that looked like from her pov. she’s so real i’m sorry girl i definitely wasted your time

[spam-1997]

Anonymous sent: ❝ E-beg, haha okay, do a silly little dance and tell us about any past relationships you had. What were they like? ❞    

XXX M!A

⇨  He sighs. He hangs his head. “ * ..... You’re lucky I’m in such a good mood today. ”  He sneers before forcing his addison smile and taking a deep breath. 

He starts to cycle through fortnite dances. 

“ * So I really didn’t date much ‘til I hit it big in the 90s... I-I mean, I was focusing on my career! Or... lack thereof... -- Yeah, yeah, go ahead and laugh... ” He is saying all this extremely casually while rapidly dancing.  “ * But after I got big... oh boy, people were flirting with me left and right! I-I really didn’t know how to take it at first-- were they serious? Were they playing around? And a lot of ‘em just wanted the kromer-- I could tell-- but sometimes I’d just say ‘sure!’ because it meant I wouldn’t sleep in that big empty suite again that night. ”  He forlornly admits while flossing.   “ * But I’d get told something important I gotta do-- by.... ‘you-know-who’... I’d have to tell them I’m focusing on my career, have a nice life, take this free car... There was this one plug girl who made me laugh-- she was alright! Wonder how she’s doing... ”   He’s digging up Gangnam style apparently.  “ * ‘Cause I-I think I’d prefer to just be friends rather than dating, but it... didn’t matter I kinda-- heh-- I kinda... scared her off when I started talking in hands accidentally! And then the calls stopped and.... ”  He slows down a second.

He finishes it off with a few whips, a few nae naes, and then dabs with a loud explosion sound effect. That didn’t come from him-- it seems the game just added that on it’s own.

“ * Ok--ok-- that’s enough--- NOW you’re gonna give them the magic right?! Don’t you skimp on me... or I’m never doing another silly dance again! You hear me? I won’t even crunk with you! ”  

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[deezligmanuts]

HEYYYY! I Adore your blog and you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this opportunity! (if you don't like the request you have every right to discard it but at least warn me (TwT)) imagine: on Cybertron there is still the wall separating autobots and decepticons and in the center of the decepticon side, a group of bots, femme and mech, out of nowhere, start an EPIC dance off! obviously Soundwave is in the front row and his optics fall on a certain bot in the crew

Cyberverse!Soundwave, my love-

It was a Cybersunny day on Cybertron, you were walking to the store to get yourself some snacks since you were bored, walking on the way to the energon candy shop you spotted something in the distance.

Then BOOM a crowd runs over you outta nowhere, you get up quickly and grumble looking at the crowd and went on with your day, but. You wondered what was going on out there? And so you went in to look. Despacito playing on loud blast, bots and cons fortnite dance battling each other, and then him the prettiest mech in all of cybertron, who doesn't even KNOW you exist yet

And then bam one of the break dancing autobots broke their robo ankle doing and whip and nae nae, it was horrible😩🖐️ mechs called for ratchet while others called for primus the scene was brutal😢 everyone yelled bloody murder and the autobots were losing the womp war and then suddenly,

WHAM! You got tossed in the group, "Hey! This one here is a great dancer!" A random bot said, pointing at you, you were shocked, baffled, DECEASED as the crowd cheered for you it was torture you froze up like a deer in the headlights. But you didn't notice a blue con staring at you lovingly, Soundwave was flabbergasted at his reaction towards you, is this,, Love at first sight? No! Absolutely not! They are an autobot Soundwave! You do not fall for inferior little bots, but- No! Silence fool! Everyone is looking at you now!

"Soundwave you oka-" "Yes I am" and so the music played louder and the war was on, You were totally busting the moves but inside you were having a BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN *jjba op plays*.

Soundwave and his squad was failing as your crew did the torture dance, he was losing that golden win and his golden wind, a few more rounds came by and he found himself and his crew kicked in the Furnace of loss, but what he failed to realize is that he lost because he was staring at you the whole dance war, he never admitted it despite the rumors going around about his little crush on a bot. and yet He knew deep down that you were the most beautiful bot he had ever seen, after all of that he made it a mission to find out your name, after a few hours of research and spying he eventually found out the name of the bot that stood out from the crowd, "Y/N huh? Such a pretty name~" He said softly, looking at the pictures he took of you on his datapad, yep he's whipped.

@poketalefan1993 sorry if it took so long bud I hope you like it

#transformers cyberverse #transformers x reader #cyberverse x reader #transformers #cyberverse #soundwave #cyberverse soundwave

[pomegranateeater]

Ok but like if lark and sparrow are dancing and they're like from our time,those guy gotta be doing fortnite dance,the whip and nae nae and what and awful image of two grown men busting it down on the dance floor doing "old hip", vintage you might say, dance moves.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #lark and sparrow #lark oak #sparrow oak #dndads s2

[underfell]

So, in the Undertale Alarm Clock dialogue it is now common knowledge that Sans knows the Fortnite Default Dance. What would the Underfell equivalent be? Orange Justice? Whip n’ Nae Nae? The Dougie? Hit or Miss????

[rainbowsans]

dancetale sans whips and nae nae’s as well as default fortnite dances, and if you deny this then you are a coward and a fool

#txt #now watch him WHIP

[satansoldersister]

my life is *whips and nae naes* crumbling at the *fortnite dances* seams and frankly i wanna *dabs* kill myself

[gen-z-culture-is]

Older Gen Z culture is looking at the younger Gen Z and like, having a semblance of understanding between the two yet being completely different somehow. These kids have TikToks and do Fortnite dances at school, and we had Vines, the Whip and Nae Nae, Gangnam Style...yet we all understand the feeling of hating all traditional ways of thinking that hurt us and others. Also, being LGBTQIA+ af and being collectively depressed about our futures.

#gen z #culture #submission #society tw #older gen z

[lefaystrent]

The sides and their dance styles

Logan can square dance, but only when he’s wearing a cowboy hat. His strongest style is popping and locking or whatever the kids call it. Ya know, those very quick jerky, precise movements that make you wonder where the dancer’s bones went. Also the robot but what else did you expect.

Virgil’s got that 1990’s New York street dancer style, the one with the boomboxes and breakdancing on a slab of cardboard. Please give him tips, the boy works hard. Lots of aggressive movements eased by a surprising fluidity.

Roman? One word. B A L L E T. Dude can lift other dancers no prob. And he LEAPS like he’s got mini trampolines hiding in his shoes. He’s power, he’s grace, and he can kick you in the face.

Patton does the fucking polka. That or a spot-on Irish tap dance jig. He likes bouncy dances and to move his feet to the groove. Move it right on down the street. He gone. He ain’t coming back.

Deceit is a master of the waltz, and when he’s feeling particularly in high spirits? Swing baby, swing! If he really wants to sweep someone off their feet, he’ll do a tasty tango. Yes lads, he’s single. Don’t know if he’s ready to mingle. You’ll have to ask.

Remus has two modes and two modes only: Flamenco dancing or the worm. There is no in between. Sometimes the worm is just his mode of movement (walking is so last year). His flamenco steps are fire though. No really, he set himself on fire during a performance once. It was his brightest idea. Ba-dum-tsss.

Bonus!

Remy is a one-man party and he’s ready to make anywhere his dancefloor at a moment’s notice. He can do every Fortnite dance without flinching. His twerk is also out of this world, galaxy tier tbh. And when the boy whips? The Earth nae-naes right back at him.

Emile doesn’t dance. His body just wiggles like the demon possessing him wasn’t ready for this much positivity and wants out. He hops too. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, someone help him.

Thomas does all the classic moves. The sprinkler, the cabbage patch, the macarena. That one move where you hold your ankle, clutch the back of your neck, and head bang all of your problems away because let’s face it, you’re not going to get to that thing you’ve been procrastinating for the past five eons. Might as well dance.

#sanders sides #logan #logan sanders #virgil #virgil sanders #patton #patton sanders #roman #roman sanders #deceit #deceit sanders #remus #remus sanders #remy #remy sanders #emile #emile picani #thomas #thomas sanders #dance styles

[nachosforfree]

Okay cool *fortnite dances all over your blog*

whip and nae naes you to death

#asks

[hatsukeii]

I may be drunk but I know what I'm saying with Kags?

I’m back from my hibernation:D

I have a oneshot idea omg okay

Here it goes-

Fluffy shit with little to no angst for once:D

Warnings: Underage drinking (Well not really Kags is like 15 or 16 I think it’s f i n e)

Sigh. You should’ve known Nishinoya would’ve spiked the fruit punch. This Christmas party was about to become an absolute shitshow.

You’ve known Kageyama for years, being one of the few people that introduced him to the oh so wonderful sport of volleyball. You guys were very close, sharing even the tiniest secrets with each other. He relied on you like nobody else. With his parents constantly busy with work, and his sister busy with school, there was no one he could talk to, except you. You were there for him through thick and thin. When his grandfather passed away? He sobbed into you shoulder after the funeral. When you guys got into Karasuno together? He was ecstatic. It took a while for you to register the feelings that had slowly developed with time. Till this day, you were too timid and anxious to ever reveal them to anyone, fearing word would eventually spread the blueberry boy.

Nishinoya decided to hold a huge Christmas party on Christmas Eve, hoping the entire volleyball team could countdown together. By the entire volleyball team, I mean the ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM. He even invited Coach Ukai and the three managers- Kiyoko, Yachi, and you. The only reason he didn’t invite Takeda sensei was because he had to celebrate with his family all the way in Osaka. He prepped all the food and drinks, which were laid out on a long table. Everyone was buzzing with excitement and anticipation for midnight. However, before midnight came, everyone was already starving. Half the food got wiped out in half an hour, except for the huge bowl of fruit punch that proudly stood in the middle of the table. That remained almost untouched by the most of the first years, while the second and third years took little amounts of it every time they wanted some. You see, all the first years had a taste of it, but all distinguished the distinct taste of alcohol that was added to it, and so decided to not risk it. Well, all the first years except, of course, Kageyama. You didn’t know how, but your dense, somewhat innocent childhood friend was chugging down cup after cup of fruit punch as the others stared amusedly. “He’s gotta be either stupid, or just completely done with life to drink that shit. Or both.” Tsukishima snickered, hands on his hips as he side eyed Yamaguchi, who was giggling along. You were contemplating between telling him about the rum that was in the punch, and letting him continue to drink the punch obliviously. You had your head in you hand as you laughed under your breath. “Y/n, you’re not gonna stop him?” Hinata asked, poking your shoulder. “You know what? I kinda wanna see what happens later, I’ll let this happen.”

Bad idea.

By the time Kageyama had finished his tenth cup, Nishinoya sauntered over to him to break the news.

“Kageyama, you do know that has rum in it, right?”

Kageyama’s eyes widened, spitting out the fruit punch he’d been enjoying.

“WHAT? I’VE HAD LIKE AT LEAST SEVEN CUPS OF THAT! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?”

“You’ve actually had ten Tobio, I just didn’t tell you.” You finally let out a hearty laugh, revealing everything.

“Y/N HOW COULD YOU?”

“Sorry, I wanted to see what was gonna happen next.” You continued to cackle with the others, feeling slightly bad for Kageyama.

At this point, the blueberry haired boy’s face was tinted red as he stumbled around a bit, much to everyone’s expectations. In other words, it was absolutely hilarious. Never had you ever even seen him trip over air. And yet here he was, taking off the two sweaters he was wearing because apparently it was “too hot.” It was -2°C outside. There was only one warmer in Nishinoya’s house. He hastily stuffed the two sweaters into his bag, before stumbling over to the couch and plopping down on it, mumbling incoherently to himself as everyone else went on with their business. You, being the slightly worried friend, excused yourself from the weird conversation you were having with Tsukishima and Yamaguchi, and took a spot next to Kageyama. “Y/n...? Where are we?” You chuckled to yourself a bit, playing with his hair. “We’re at Nishinoya’s party, and your dumbass drank ten full cups of spiked fruit punch.” He laughed at himself a bit, coughing right afterwards as you pat his back. “You feeling okay? You’re not feeling feverish or anything? You want me to take you home first?” Kageyama stirred a bit, before nodding his head, giving you a lazy thumbs up. You smiled to yourself, taking in the rare sight of a drunk Kageyama, before snapping a photo of him, half passed out and red as a tomato.

Not long passed before the countdown took place. Kageyama was somehow still drunk, and was now doing weird dance moves in the middle of the house to the music that blasted through the speakers. The dance moves consisted of moonwalk attempts, the renegade, various other tiktok dances, the whip nae nae, the meat dance, various Fortnite dances, etc. “Woo damn Kageyama, didn’t know you were a dancer! Maybe I should spike my drinks more when he comes over-” “Nishinoya, no. Label the spiked drinks next time please.” “Yes mother Suga.” You were laughing you ass off on the couch as Kageyama danced with Hinata, who was trying his best not to trip over the table. You were filming this all down for... future uses. “Guys, settle down, it’s two minutes before midnight, we should go onto the roof and wait for the countdown.” Daichi suggested, all the students and Coach Ukai heading upstairs. You walked over to Kageyama, grabbing his sleeve as you dragged him towards the stairs.

“Tobio, we should go upstairs-”

“Waaaaait.”

You heaved a sigh, turning around to face the boy.

He slowly inched towards you, picking up the pace as he neared the wall next to the stairs, pinning you right there, his arm next to your head.

“Wh-what the fuck, Kageyama? Cmon, we gotta join the others on the roof-”

“Do you like me?”

You froze, not knowing how to react to such an explicit question. Your mouth hung open as your words got stuck in your throat.

“I-I uh-”

From upstairs, you heard Nishinoya’s voice yelling to downstairs.

“Yo Kageyama! Y/n! Get up here! It’s a minute to midnight!”

Kageyama rolled his eyes at the source of the sound, focusing back on your now pink face. Footsteps could be heard from the staircase as Nishinoya peeped his head at you two, his eyes widening in shock as you sent him a panicked look. The dual haired boy then zoomed back up the stairs, starting the countdown from fifty.

“Fifty!”

“Y/n, just answer me. Yes, or no?” Kageyama urged on, his voice becoming somewhat desperate.

You continued to stare at him, your mind completely blank. You were feeling very, very hot as you sweat a bit nervously.

“Forty!”

Kageyama looked to the ground, squeezing his eyes shut, before snapping back up to look at your figure, nervously pinned up against the wall.

“You know what? Fuck it. If you’re not the one in love with the other then I am. I don’t know how to say it, nor do I know what I’m gonna do next, but I just had to let you know. I’m gonna go upstairs now, bye.” He spilled out, choking back a tiny, almost unnoticeable sob as he slowly turned around, heading to the staircase.

“Thirty!”

“Tobio wait.”

You grabbed onto his hoodie, forcing him to face you as a stray tear dropped from his eye.

“You’re for real right now? There’s no way, you’re probably just drunk, so don’t worry about it!” You tried to play it off with a stifled laugh. Kageyama furrowed his eyebrows as his eyes bore into yours.

“I may be drunk, but I know what I’m saying.”

“Twenty!”

Your eyes softened as you let out a sigh, grabbing his hands from his hoodie pocket as you neared his hunched over figure.

You leaned into his ear on your tippy toes, trying to keep your balance as you whispered. “Well in that case, don’t worry. You’re not the only one in love.” Before planting a light kiss on his temple. The tips of his ears went redder as his mouth hung open, registering the shock that entered his body.

“Ten!”

Kageyama snapped himself out of his mini trance by slapping himself in the face. “So, now what?” You rolled your eyes, before wrapping your arms around his neck. “What do you think Tobio?”

“Five!”

You slowly pulled his head down, letting your foreheads touch as you enjoyed the warmth he radiated.

“Four!”

You slowly tilted your head, letting him do the same as you both leaned in.

“Three,”

He whispered, smiling softly as he let his hand travel up to your face, planting soft strokes on your cheek.

“Two,”

Both your faces were now dangerously close to each other’s. You could smell whiffs of fruit punch, mint, and a slight tint of alcohol lacing his warm breath as it fanned over your face.

“One.”

Once he finally counted that down, he let his lips graze yours in a soft, yet intimate kiss. One of his hands continued to stroke your cheek while the other led its way down to the small of your back. All the cheers from the roof became pure white noise as you both let everything that was bottled up out in your little bubble of emotion. You slightly giggled into the kiss, tiny breaths tickling Kageyama’s face just like how his bangs sweeped against your forehead. Your hands found their way into his hair as you fiddled with the dark strands, feeling how fluffy his hair actually was in your fingertips, although it looked flat most of the time. Everything came crashing down on you two as you pulled away for air, the noise coming back just as quick as it vanished. Your faces were still mere inches away only as you took in all his features, from his raven blue eyes, to his now rosy cheeks, and his disheveled hair. “So, did I do it right?” Kageyama nervously asked, looking down at the ground. Your hand went up to his chin, forcing him to look back at you. “Damn straight you did Tobio.” You two giggled at that statement, before he let his hand travel up to yours, intertwining your fingers and giving your hand a light squeeze, bringing it up to his face and planting a soft peck on it.

“Merry Christmas Y/n.”

“Merry Crisis to you too Tobio.”

Bonus:

“Damn Kageyama, way to get a girl on Christmas Eve!” Nishinoya yelled from the staircase, the rest of the volleyball team behind him with the phones in front of their faces. The two of you burned red as the libero snickered. “Just so you know, I got it on my camera, don’t you worry. That’s going on the volleyball groupchat.” The first and third years came down from the staircase, patting Kageyama on the back as they congratulated him for finally getting out of the friend zone, Tsukishima relentlessly teasing him about his “flirting technique of pinning someone to a wall.” You watched on the side as the managers dragged you to a corner, forcing every little detail out of you in an hour long tea spilling session.

Needless to say, this was probably the best Christmas you’ve ever celebrated so far.

You see I’m shoving all my romantic fantasies into this blog so I can read through them and fill the empty void in my heart that is persistent to stay there and never leave. Maybe it’s due to the lack of social interaction with the opposite gender that I get these days, or maybe I just have dumb lonely single bitch syndrome😗✌️

Hope you liked this though xx

#haikyuu x reader #hq kageyama #hq x reader #hq nishinoya #hq tsukki #hq suga #haikyuu #oneshot #hq hinata #hq yamaguchi #fluff #anime