#while high!

[natjennie]

watching guy mont spelling bee, an nz comedy spelling show. category is spell the word under the color. lady removes purple card to reveal another purple card. guy says "spell waiporoporo"..... my fucking face. that is such a smart twist. i was like no way she just has to spell purple. waiporoporo... you clever little fiend...

#its purple in te reo #also congratulations to me for recognizing it and spelling it correctly myself first try #while high! #anyway that's so funny #guy montgomery #te reo māori #gmgmsb

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards #and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters #and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes #the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani) #we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason) #the good place #female characters #writing women #girl failure #girl loser #she's so mean #i love her #my favorite #fucking asshole #iconic #the good place eleanor #tgp #tgp eleanor #kristen bell

[aftgscenes]

It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov

Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo

Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes

Neil: Renee is a women and has hair

Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.

Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason

Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass

But also the reverse

Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes

Jean: the tiny goalkeeper

#I wrote this while high and it’s kinda just sat in my drafts #idk if it’s anything #thought I might as well post it #aftg #neil josten #jean moreau #jeremy knox #andrew minyard #all for the game #the foxhole court #kevin day #the sunshine court

[hamable]

Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #cant wait to see him get his ass kicked #Gorgug passing the strength check to pin this 15 ft teacher to the wall/grapple him is incredible #Gorgug’s literally dead and he’s still throwing shade while being thrown around in Porters fist like a ragdoll #fhjy spoilers

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton rating his FNAF animatronics,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #michael afton #helpy #fnaf helpy #plushtrap #fnaf pizzaria simulator #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael has his favourites and his least favourites #obviously helpy is high up he works!! it’s in his name to help #while plushtrap… he’s basically a rabid dog BAHAH #LIKE plushtrap was made to be a lil goblin #so he just still is one running around causing mischief #I gotta do more art of Michael being the ‘boss’ at Freddy’s locations #just cause it’s fun to see him deal with all the craziness PFF

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do

yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello

#actually in love with these men in this moment #also murph being the only one to ask if talking is helping or not while lou is writing. i MEAN - #not even a quarter through this episode but my day has already been improved by a million percent #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #lou wilson #brian murphy #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #endless list of teenage crushes #<- yes i'm unearthing the old comphet tag for this what about it

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Language! Part 1

[1 - 2]

This comic is older, but clean enough that I didn’t feel the need to redraw! Darn perfectionism lol

So the ways that different animals communicate varies vastly between them. For example, rats hear things on a spectrum slightly above human hearing, and there are recent studies touching on how with special microphones, scientists have discovered that rats squeak a lot to one another in high pitches to communicate between them like their own little secret language! While there are significantly less studies on turtle behavior the same can be said for them, as baby turtles will make low noises that signal when the others of their nest are hatching, and in general they hear much lower frequencies on account of their scale covered eardrums and need for underwater listening.

So with that, how do the animal traits of Splinter and his kids line up?

They probably have a base hearing range similar to a humans, but the turtles can probably hear and speak lower sounds than Splinter and vice versa. What shenanigans could they get up to?

Cue cussing in a frequency range that Splinter shouldn’t be able to hear…

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt comic #rise leo #rise raph #rottmnt raph #rottmnt leo #Cue Splinter gossiping about embarrassing stories to the yokai librarian in a high frequency while his sons are oblivious to their laughter #t*cest dni

[orionis13]

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#art tag #starchive #fantasy high #fhjy #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #porter cliffbreaker #fhjy spoilers #i did this so fast i thot the scene was cool and i had to get itnout of my system #the values got away from me a little but oh well its just kinda hard to read hdjshf #and i liked the visual of riz in the floorboards and lava shooting porter while gorgug had him grappled #cool moment i thought

[fangymutt]

wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone

#little woo's #turning rb's off bc im soooooooo tired of everyones annoying ass input on what was a shitpost i made while high #it literally means nothing it was for a laugh #i need u all to like seriously consider taking classes on how to socialize with literally anyone at all

[punkitt-is-here]

me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life

#fluttershy #pinkie pie #mlp #my little pony #comics #my art #my posts #punkitt #listen i see a lot of stoner fluttershy memes #but i think itd be WAY funnier if she was like like #super scared of getting high #and that evolved into I HAVE TO SAVE PINKIE FROM GETTING HIGH #most fun ive had drawing expressions in a while #horsecomix

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :') #anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee. #and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :') #and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw) #idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all) #but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au: #fishing

[ciil]

what makes us any different?

#my art #alien stage #alien stage spoilers #i finally scratched the itch in my brain just a lil #anyways i am fondly thinking abt comic of ivan antagonizing sua and respectfully sir ur a clown (me saying this while crying) #tfw ur both dead eyed dark haired high achievers who love deeply and would risk it all for ur person #i love that they r so similar in the lengths they'll go to but they're also like ewwww at each other #ivan and sua alien stage u'll always be famous to me

[florsdelluna]

Golden hour ✨🧡🍂🧚 #jurdan

#it's been a while aaa #I've read tfota and now jurdan is my roman empire 😭😭 #the cruel prince #jurdan #my art #jude x cardan #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #the wicked king #the folk of the air #tfota #digital art #book fanart #the queen of nothing #holly black #prince cardan #jude #cardan #tfota fanart #fanart #bookblr #booklr #high king cardan #illustration

[bixels]

I just... wanted to be your friend.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laius #labru #my art #fanart #it took me 5 whole fucking years to convert to this ship #i was into in kabru x mithrun for a while but it finally dawned on me mithrun is a senior citizen whos 100% dependent + high maintenance

[pencilscratchins]

atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

#back to my roots #atla #zuko #sokka #toph #avatar the last airbender #avatar #to everyone arguing whether or not it’s accurate to say they do have ODS consider a few things #a) it’s a joke i made while high #b) toph wouldn’t care she would just say shit to piss them off because she’s 12 #c) maybe welcome joy into your life. consider taking even a second of a break from whatever compels you to ruin my desire to post #and just chill. because this is and has never been that deep #art #my art #my fan art #fan art #is this the last thing i ever post on tumblr? who knows #im high and its 2am lets get wild

[langernameohnebedeutung]

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

#'all those tiktok girls who only like marvel films and' - why do you always say girls and women? are the guys filling opera halls instead? #'women in their mid 20s who still only read YA novels' okay sure that's an example and relevant discussions can be had #but it reminds me of the mocking tone in which people speak of 'chick-lit' to use women's interest as an indicator of lower value #while in fact women are reading more than men in EVERY single genre of fiction. Women are doing a lot of (often unpaid) labour #supporting libaries supporting theatres supporting cultural events #meanwhile there is a pretty big overlap between toxic masculinity and anti-intellectualism #(especially misogyny and homophobia) #especially when it comes to things like ballet or opera or musical or generally dance #in fact it is often the female investment in specific things that makes them less 'valuable' in general consciousness #for thousands of years the theatre was well-respected and a high form of art - and now it's a 'wife-thing' #the father who will teach his son that theatre and dance are for girls - how is that never an example for anti-intellectualism