#whatsthisplant

[rotpunks]

botanists may technically be biologists, but the gulf of difference between "guy who stays inside 24/7 under fluorescent lights testing whether rats react to the newest antidepressant with a sufficiently side effect laden response" and "guy who goes in the woods and counts the number of ericads and appreciates the beauty of nature" is so vast they may as well be two different species of creature

#plants #botany #one time i saw a guy on whatsthisplant with a bs in biology tag identify a plant completely wrong and then say the plural of genus is genii #his level of confidence........... unreal #its genera btw. in case anyone needed to hear that

[butchsquatch]

it’s the time of year when everyone learns what a ginkgo leaf looks like

#mostly on r/whatsthisplant #those fuckers are old too #they go back 170 million years #ginkgo biloba is the only tree left in the ginko genius #genus excuse me

[dracolizardlars]

r/whatsthisplant is a great subreddit to follow for me as a way to vent my usually carefully hidden tendency to be elitist about knowledge. "It's a cyclamen, you dumb motherfucker" I mutter as I scroll past post #11 of the day where someone asks what an extremely common garden flower is

#draco speaks #fr tho it's kinda fun 🤣 I never actually comment that of course #and then the other 50% of posts are 'oooh what IS that?' and go to the comments to find out bc 99% of the time someone already id'd it

[semianonymity]

Shout out to the redditor on r/whatsthisplant who commented to let me know I'd been right a few weeks later when the blooms opened.

VINDICATION!

#it OBVIOUSLY wasn't a cherry #but the top comment was that it was #and it was DEFINITELY a quince #but many people doubted me #semispam #semi is a obnoxious pedant

[liveolives]

highly saturated flowers

reddit user r/lordgeni explains:

It might be that the camera incorporates a lot of UV data into it's algorithms.

Phone cameras often capture light which is just outside the boundaries of visible light on the spectrum and some of them use that data to bolster the pictures by brightening the closest visible colours.

Flowers reflect at lot of UV and appear really bright in that part of the spectrum (some have completely different patterns under UV or even arrows pointing to the nectar).

So, they may actually be a better representation of the flowers than you get from your own eyes.

https://reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/s/I89W0ccObc

#flowers #new flower power unlocked #flower power #cell phone camera

[redditcodandminecraft]

[ameandante]

I'm gonna put this here because it is needed

#jeno soft hours #lee jeno #jeno timestamps #nct #nct dream #jeno boyfriend #idk what to do #whatsthisplant #what is happening #kpop #kpop memes

[granddeertragedy]

This screams an energy...that i don't even know how to explain

#dank memes #dankest memes #tumblr memes #dankmemes #i said what i said #whatever #whatinspiresme #idk what im doing #whattoread #what the fuck #whatsthisplant #say what #whatapp #idk why #why am i doing this #why am i like this #why dont we #why tho #why is he like this #vitamin #vinyl #free pocket t shirt psd mockup front view free psd mockup t shirt #source: vines #vinesh phogat #autumn vines #incorrect vines #instagram #crackhead

[whattheactualheckishappening]

BF: You always look like a goddess...,

Sometimes it’s the goddess of trash,

And that’s okay!

Me: :’)

#bruh moment #boyfriend #whatsthisplant #godess #trash #itshonestlyalwaysatrashgodessidkwhyhesdatingme

[nosabiacomonombrarlo]

Me siento como en toys story, shit

#my shit #shitpost #holy shit #sarcasm #sarcamos #screenshot #screencaps #wattsapp #whatsthisplant #whatsapp #whatsaap #my post #grunge #sadgirl #mierda

[wassann28]

🐝

#bee butt is all you need #butt #oop #bees #honeybee #flowers #whatsthisplant #what am i doing #helo?

[plantbabz]

When we die, how does the after life go on forever, nothing can last forever and everything end. 

#questioning life #life #what is life #what the fuck #shower thoughts #in my thoughts #say what #whatsthisplant

[holyplaidbagelhoagie]

I hate it when teachers insult you because of your health. I have weak immunity. It's a verdict, a lot of people will understand me. Today, after the illness came to school. The teacher started humiliating me because I wasn't at school for two weeks. She also began to slander me, saying that I often skipping school. Why can teachers insult me because of ill-health? That's not right! I hate this teacher, she brought me to tears. Why should I be reprimanded for feeling well? What's wrong with this world?

#send help #writing help #someone help #pls help #whyyyy #school #teacher #i hate them #i hate it #what is this #say what #what #what the hell #whatsthisplant

[imsolament]

I have no idea what kind of flower/plant this is, but I thought it was pretty enough to photograph. Now that flowers 🌺 have come to represent #petalsforarmor, I greatly admire the symbol of growth and beauty even in my own life. So, thanks @yelyahwilliams again for being an artist to which I can relate. • • • #flower #flowers #plants #naturephotography #flowerphotography #plantphotography #whatsthis #whatisthis #whatsthisplant #hayleywilliams #yelyahwilliams https://www.instagram.com/p/B87IOVVJhLp/?igshid=142ptvwiknya5

#petalsforarmor #flower #flowers #plants #naturephotography #flowerphotography #plantphotography #whatsthis #whatisthis #whatsthisplant #hayleywilliams #yelyahwilliams

[satcherhayes]

Teeny tiny buds! Idk what they are but my biology professor gave them to me so we shall see. I’m not normally a plant person I swear. Am I becoming a green witch?? Is it really this easy to fall from fundamentalist cult to down a path of respecting nature like a sane human being???

#plants #buds #mysterious #green witch #witch #pentacost #whatsthisplant #idk what im doing #why do i have so many #it is all too much #green

[dumb-onedxk-whore]

Harry Styles was in love and it wasn't with me. I need to get over my obsession with him falling in love with me. Ok. I'm not 12 anymore wake the fuck up because I'm going to end up marrying a man who hits me every time I forget to make his sandwich. And that's on watermelon sugar.

#harry styles #harry #styles #hazza styles #sad #idk what to do #whatsthisplant #what the hell #fine line #one direction #leave me to rot