#what's your random collection?

[astolentoetag]

Scrolling through Facebook memories and find one from '06 about asking people what they remember about me. Most commenters I remembered who they are but one I do not. Nor do I know if I met them in highschool or college. Their comment was just about how I confused the English teacher with weird questions. That unfortunately does not narrow it down. That does not narrow it down at all.

To further muddle things they seemed to either already have or be in the process of transitioning and I can't tell which direction because they're pretty androgynous. I have no clue who this person is and I feel exceptionally guilty for forgetting someone after asking them what they remembered about me even if it's nearly two decades later.

Brains suck. I want a hard drive with 8k uhd timestamped recordings in chronically order. And spark notes for every month.

#yes I was that strange kid in school who just wasn't looking at the same world as everyone else #I don't like asking typical questions #how would you show affection if you were a cat? #undiagnosed kid #undiagnosed adult #health insurance is bullshit #how many books do you flit between at a time? #what's your random collection? #Where's my cyberpunk transhumanism? #if you were a wild dog would you trust people? why or why not? #if you play with my hair and tell me I'm pretty I'll probably do what you want trust or not. #why remember good things when you can remember trauma? #cats are awesome #fucking love dogs #we do not deserve dogs

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

The many faces of Mr. Vincent Price 🦇🖤🦇

#vincent price #random post #gif collection #funny #vinny p #bicon #bisexual god #merchant of menace #master of mayhem #master of horror #i love him your honor #your face sir! #SIR!!! #who gave him the right??? #god i just need a time machine.. #so i can go back in time and fondle this man. #what #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[emmavakarian-theirin]

was taking alistair screenshots when my computer decided to crash the game and uninstall my mods so here's said screenshots

#i forgot how much of a PAIN it can be when you spend 15+ mins getting a good angle after careful planning of where the character will move #then 30+ mins in reshade getting the colouring to your liking only for the lighting to change dramatically immediately upon unpausing #i might throw together a random collection of shots i've taken over the years because i don't remember what i've posted #and god forbid i try search up things i know i've posted on my own profile #alistair theirin #dragon age inquisition

[sybbi]

People will see the Star of David and be like "Is this Zionist propaganda?"

#are you fucking kidding me #also 'i think i'm fine with being called an antisemite now' is not something the good guys say #like if you are capable of understanding why the collective cultural treatment of muslims in the us following 9/11 + the rise of isis = bad #you should understand why treating every jewish person as culpable or guilty by association for israel's deeds is also bad #like how are you all stepping backwards on this #you people will bend over backwards to clear yourselves of guilt when the us does anything so how are you not capable of doing the same #for jewish people?? #like you understand this is the attitude israel counts on right? #the more unsafe jewish people are made to feel abroad the more israel's branding as the only safe place for jews #is proven right #be angry at what is happening but dont deny that jewish people have also been faced with a uniquely shitty situation #where people they thought they were safe with are now joining neo nazis and christian radicals and white supremacists #in spreading hate and targeting them bc of an apparent bloodlust and need for retaliation #retaliating against random jewish people is not helping palestine spreading antisemitic tropes is not helping palestine #making your jewish neighbors and friends feel like you're watching them for any excuse to prove theyre one of The Bad Ones is not helping #if you can't acknowledge that jewish people outside of israel feel rightly uneasy bc all u see is 'israeli excuses and propaganda' #YOU. ARE. AN. ANTISEMITE.

[basslinegrave]

thinking about the sonic 2 premiere i went to alone, at like 3pm (it was def early afternoon but not sure when) with just like 5 other people in the room (moms with kids) and how everyone left before the credits ended and i was sitting there Gripping the fuck out of the seat in front of me after the whole movie and then seeing post creds shadow i yelled (quietly) (sorry to the staff guy coming in to clean) it was the best movie experience ive ever had cant believe its been almost 2 years now

also the very next day i went to see it again with a friend to show him what the fuck i just saw and also make sure what i saw was actually real and not a daydream

#what i wish fnaf was like #rewatched the movie so many times most of it doesnt feel good anymore and i cringe hard at some spots #but it has amazing scenes still. ofc all the stob ones (which killed me in the cinema) but also the super sonic ending ate #the tails scenes were kinda ass and the humans are so so #i liked the wedding scene when i first saw it but i do agree it was too long. it should be about furry aliens and not random ppl #unless its stone #also toms actor i forgot your name but youre not all that im sorry. the gag reel of him dancing i could do without it thx #i hope jim comes back one last time and they work with shadow somehow but there should also be a big threat #thinking about chaos would be cool. im also expecting chaos emeralds collecting #if its meant to be a trilogy and then a wrap up they need to go out with a bang #buut i feel like they could do more mini series after like knuckles (if it ever sees the light of day) or make spinoffs #a shadow spinoff of him looking for his past would literally write itself honestly #they could do less of the humans and not focus on robotnik and stuff maybe even do some portal traveling off earth

[fortune-maiden]

Today's theme is overthinking Shi Wudu the Water Tyrant and what his tyranny actually looks like

#random tgcf thoughts #shi wudu #i think about this a lot actually haha #we know from the novel that he is a tyrant and his main claim to tyranny is capsizing boats that dont give offerings #he does confess to raising waves and having a lot of enemies at one point #but a lot of his actual tyranny feels a bit like an informed attribute? this goes for everyone though #because we never really see anyone other than xie lian acting in their domain as a god #so (over)thinking about it... there are a lot of merchants and rivers and only one swd. how exactly does he have that much control xD #i'd like to think he'll make an occasional example out of someone #but otherwise he's not actually paying that much attention and if you do offer up enough he'll guarantee your ship's safety #and for the rest it's up to nature (and if there's a storm people can draw their own conclusions. he's certainly not discouraging them) #but swd is a top god too so he should have a lot of juniors under him #and there should also be local gods #i imagine his juniors make a lot of trouble for them steal away their followers and also act as collections agents and help find examples #(and by find examples i mean encourage hubris) #anyway i like to imagine swd to have created quite an mess of things that he is the only semblance of order of :) #im not sure what happens to his deputies after his death but i imagine he leaves behind quite the power vacuum #tgcf

[monty-glasses-roxy]

For some reason, the only consistent thing in my head right now is the mental image of Meteors Roxy carrying around a big Jolteon plushie with her snout fitting nicely between its ears and you know what?

It's now Meteors Canon that Roxy adores resting her chin on people and plushies' heads right between the ears. And also that Roxy needs more plushies.

#meteors roxy #meteors au #she DESERVES them!!! #djidndid watch me once again not go crazy about Plex Lore and instead go insane over Roxy's plushie collection jdjdnjd #she has three of them now at least but she deserves!!! more!!! #a happy frog a blahaj and a jolteon... #she needs some normal ass guys hm #maybe cassie gives her a little dragon guy... #actually wait cassie should have a sleeping special interest in a specific animal and have a shit ton of stuff for them #just has a labrador or a lizard phase or something #or a wolf phase which transformed into a roxy phase which turned into a mediocre melodies phase #but in a 'never consumed canon' kind of phase #she does not care for the actual modern versions of them #she and roxy much prefer the random evidence of their early existence they found in the pizzeria #fuck Fazbear they have their own canon now #based on blueprints and technical notes and engineered backstories and scrapped ideas on post it notes #OH MY GOD IF THEY FIND GLAMROCK MISTER HIPPO IN SEWERHELL SINCE HE'S THERE IN BOBBIEDOTS #like finding a celebrity eating cheese at three in the morning at your fucking basement fridge dndjjsi #but also both of them like 'WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?! WHY DID THEY DO YOU LIKE THIS?!' #and they're NOT talking about the damages. #how DARE they glamrock this boring old bruise of a guy they found in a mass murdered grave?! #jsidjdijdo roxy throwing hands over a glamrock happy... #SEEING THE REAL MEDIOCRE MELODIES AND BEING SO DISAPPOINTED NAH FUCK WHERE'S THE OLD GUYS #THEY'RE ALLERGIC TO THE SHINY NEW ONES WHERE!!! ARE!!!! THEIR!!!! CRUSTY!!!! OLD!!!! ROBOTS!!!!! #sbjdjdkd oh my god this is hilarious actually #i should add the melodies to my little history list of lore to create #just for them. #they've done the same for candy cadet btw #roxy and cassie adore him and one day they'll brave the gravesite again to bring him home safe #where he BELONGS

[hershelwidget]

Some more Octonauts doodles :3 ft. Lars

Woa! Guys!

nono its fine they’re just sleepy ok. nothing horrible has happened the ship just needs to rest ok. ok

when you look at bae

*slaps roof of inkling* you can put so much love and care and thought into this old man. step 1: give him a husband. step 2: profit

i am a particularly insane variant of the average octonauts oc maker :3

LAST THING

hold the octopus

#cherish the octopus etc etc #octonauts #captain barnacles #kwazii #octonauts oc #the octopod #professor inkling #i’m in my ‘handing out marriage certificates’ era #which means i am choosing a random character in each fandom im in a spouse. its fun!! #*slaps roof of hershelwidget* #you can fit so much octonauts brainrot in this bad boy #watch me do my crossover nonsense again WATCH ME #for your consideration: octonauts x ace attorney #ty to the moot whos going through their aa phase its a big one good luck pal #although it would be funny if phoenix added another animal to his defence collection #consider: athena SURPASSING that by defending EIGHT at once #the octonauts get accused of *checks notes* purposefully hurting creatures so they can heal them later #devolves into something very self indulgent (moreso than this already is): ermmm what!! mafia ??? no way #YOU BET IM SLIDING THE MAFIA AU EVERYWHERE I POSSIBLY CAN ITS FUNNY AND ITS G R E A T PLOT #anyways enough rambles erm !! bye peace and love on planet earth #hershel’s octonauts au #inksoup

[todayisafridaynight]

i think what gets me most about aoki’s death is that it is the perfect allegory for how rgg treats its antagonists: even if the antagonist is willing to change or implies they’re ready to start over, even if the protagonist is ready to accept them and help them move forward, even if it’s the very last second before the start of their redemption can begin, rgg has to throw in the BIGGEST Fuck You and stop any kind of progress from happening and kill them off before they can either change for the better, or justly face the consequences of their actions and get their comeuppance

ironically it’s like a stab in the back- like even if you want to change for the better, you’re doomed to the path you set out on and there’s nothing you can do to stop that now no matter how earnest you are in wanting to change and no matter who’s there to guide you to a better future (or at least get you to jail)

#y7 spoilers #spoilers #snap chats #always have to slap this Big Ass Disclaimer but aoki was cringe. terrible even. awful. #but i just wish rgg would stop setting up perfect opportunities for these characters to grow #and they'd stop preaching about how you can restart no matter what and people will always be ready to support you to do so #only for them to rip it out of our hands: its such a hollow message when you don't actually commit to it #EVEN BEYOND THAT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GET IN TROUBLE FFS #CAN SOMEONE GO TO JAIL. AT LEAST SAWASHIRO GETS TO GO TO PRISON #IT'S THE WAY I CHEERED WHEN I HEARD HE WAS IN JAIL AND SAW HIM IN THERE LIKE YES !!!! FINALLY !!! #ACTUALLY ENDURING THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS THAT DOESN'T END IN YOUR DEATH /GOD/ #sawashiro was no innocent man but it was clear he wanted to make amends for what he did to aoki as a baby #and im glad that when that plan started to go sideways bro allowed himself to be incarcerated #he didn't game end himself and he didn't run- it just sucks hoshino had to die as a result like OK Champ You Didn't Have To Do That #but still it was just refreshing to actually have a semi-major antagonist have to deal with his actions #still it was refreshing actually having a semi-major antagonist have to be responsible for what he did that didnt end in his death #or random disappearance. ugh now im just remembering hamazaki like hamazaki wasn't a major antagonist at all #but it was really nice seeing him turn around in y4- only for. only for him to die. #girls that's the closest we're going to get to a redeemed villain like Actually have you guys considered that. #i mean ig baba too if you wanna count that but he was a villain for a total of twenty minutes collectively tbh lets be honest #ugh but not even he gets a concrete ending- like i guess he goes back to jail right? i guess #im rambling point is Welcome Back To My Aoki's Death Rant For The Seventh Week In A Row #feeling saucy today im not hiding my rambling in the tags for once SORRY i just #i just realized why this death makes me the most pissed compared to everyone else #ugh should i do a follow up rant on the other deaths ? cast your votes now if you read this far 🥴

[natasha-in-space]

You ever read a fic that's so good, you just have to lay there and stare at the ceiling in complete silence for like 15 minutes or so while your brain is basically vibrating with hundreds of thoughts? Yeah, that's one of the best feelings in the world, holy molly

#mia babbles #< gonna use this tag for random thoughts i'm willing to post lol #anyways i've been rotating this fic in my head in full microwave mode and it makes me so giddy #this fic is for a different fandom from mm but #gosh i forgot how much i truly do enjoy psychological horror #i love myself a piece of art that will leave me pondering about my own place in the universe and what is truly real or not #who are you really? are you your physical form? the collective image of you from the people around you? your soul? your brain? #if there were hundreds copies of you placed in the same exact circumstances - would they be any different? #so what makes you YOU? #brain vibrating #having an art block so i can't get myself to write anything but it's moments like these that make my fingers practically ITCH to create #also i'm genuinely shocked at the talent of some fic writers #like you guys are amazing and i would legit buy a book from you #so many talented folks living all around the world and i just think that's so amazing :)

[findstenicht]

will never relate to the people who like discussing politics with their dad. every time i talk politics with my dad it feels like a fight to the death

#nina.txt #this is a pointless vent post feel free to move along #but like. god. he suffers so much from 'having to be the smartest guy around'-syndrome that he'll bring up largely unrelated points just so #he doesnt have to simply agree. even if he does agree! he just doesnt want to #and then hes also acting like his opinion is A Fact while my opinion is just a collection of random thoughts with no basis whatsoever #and then he'll. idk. he'll argue in a way that leaves no room to argue at all unless you bite #and then he'll be so upset and sad and hurt that you did bite that you basically HAVE TO apologize #which of course he takes as winning the argument #and its like. god. #he'll talk a great deal about how he respects me and how he thinks im smart (although hes not sure if im as smart as him (<- direct quote)) #but then every time i show up for a debate he'll insist on turning it into a lecture #because he simply cant cope with not feeling intellectually superior for even a split second #okay. rant over. sorry im pissed off and what is tumblr for if not complaining about your dad

[ratbastarddotfuck]

I've realised the unfortunate reality that I've never been able to make a playlist that captures my teen years because I haven't been able to admit that my tastes were a little cringe a decade ago. Alas cringe culture comes for us all i suppose.

#they weren't ENTIRELY cringe altho i guess that depends on your tastes #and i don't really actually believe in cringe most of the time #not for anyone except myself #i just don't want to get caught putting nickleback on the same playlist as mcr #and then there's the panic at the disco problem #(problem -> i was very into their music but then brendon urie did whatever the fuck he did and now it's all a lil tainted) #ouggh #linkin park is still good tho that shit slaps #the other issue is that half my music was pirated so i don't even really know what all of them were called #and i had some weird random shit in there cus my uncle was a dj and i had his entire music collection #oh god I'd have to put eminem on there unfortunately #but! fall out boy still fucks! #p!nk is always good #i think that's most of the big stuff #oh and imagine dragons but i still like their music so whatever (yes shut up) #i feel like this list gives you a pretty big insight into the type of teenage girl i was lmao #the system speaks

[obstinaterixatrix]

Shooting our leasing company into the sun would be a service to humanity I believe

#happy gas leak #leasing company sent out a letter like ‘omg you have $x in credit make sure to deduct that amt from next rent #theyve been ‘setting up the new portal’ for 2 months and literally last month they were like #‘just guess what your rent is!’ (?????????????) #so we had to just send them a random ass amount #I had to go in the office and go like ‘hey what’s the rent for our unitm #and she actually gave me an amount but was like ooohhhh my god please forget about the credit thing and don’t deduct any of that from rent’ #‘the manager made a huuuuuge mistake’ #well it wasn’t a big enough mistake to clarify in writing #and in fact given the amount of times she’s given me blatantly false information #you know what? if rent isn’t important enough to set the portal up for maybe it’s not important enough to collect #if you want it. come get it. #(obviously I’m not going to follow through with this but I can have my dreams)

[argcicle]

im having thoughts about dilf quackity btw

#slams credit card on table #how much for quackity adopts jack soon after he joins p0gtopia #he bemoans being a single dad and is one of the most frustrated men in the world #he’s simultaneously worried for Jack’s mental well-being #happy that jack understands the cruelty of the world #and is shouting at him like ‘what do you MEAN you dropped a nuke on a kid?? and it didn’t even work??’ #pog!wilbur is the embodiment of ‘your dad is gnc af’. he made one too many ‘im gonna fuck your dad’ jokes and now it’s his mission #(in this quackity is like early-to-mid 30s (32-35 probably) during his vice presidency. jack is 17-19 and wilbur is 28. maybe 29) #rev1vebur is so happy that limbo aged him older than quackity. ‘I guess I’m the dilf now’ ‘shut the hell up you don’t even have a kid’ #(I need a dsmp tag by the way. I wanna collect all my thoughts and aus but I hate posting in the main tag #this is my area to be wrong abt characters. no one’s allowed to look at me in random au hours /j)

[kepxler]

Recent brainworms have led to me wanting to show off share this portion of bookshelf :] so yeah pls talk to me abt Ghibli 🫶

#this collection is what happens when everyone in ur life decides u need a book on your birthday #and they all happened to choose different ones #unfortunately enough tho. my fav movie doesn’t have an art book #Ik this is random but #shrugs #taps my head #this bad boy holds so much Ghibli trivia #nox talks

[aberrantmind]

building houses in the sims has done very evil very bad things to my brain i now pay attention to interior design ill be like oh my god the cabinets in this house are exquisite girl when the fuck did you care

#8lah #once youre at the like 50th sims house youre like wowwww omgg look at this fabulous use of space i love their fireplace #turning into my mother fr (great pain and misery) #i didnt really care about bay windows until i pirated sims dlc with really good looking bay window seats #and had to build bay windows for them to sit in #i remember the first ''''house'''' i made in the sims 4 was a collection of premade rooms scattered at random about a lawn #god that was so fucking funny actually. what was my problem