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Scorched earth, Jessica Hays
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When I love you I just:
*bite*
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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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Sometimes you talk to a middle aged man and you can just tell that he's been waiting his whole life for someone to call him a good girl
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being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real
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you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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some fluffy birbs for your viewing pleasure
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I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔
don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators
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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;)
My feminist bf: I Would Free You
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Polar Bear Sleeping on an Iceberg Wins Wildlife Photographer of the Year Award for Nima Sarikhani
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getting really into women's thighs lately
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