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heretherebedork · 8 months
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I made an illegal sound. Absolutely illegal. What. WAT. Is this really how Oishii Lemon is asking to be advertised!? With porn level comments about stickiness and a line about calling his lover Daddy!? This is the future of advertising!? @absolutebl I don't even know what to think.
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peepojortstruther · 1 year
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shane madej to be nominated for a grammy because oh my god these songs are fire
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I'M GONNA MAKE ONE HELL OF A ME OUT OF THE PIECES OF YOU
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beanghostprincess · 5 months
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did wano finally manage to make me enjoy zosan on a personal, deep level ???? what the hell i thought this would never happen
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didsomebodysaychaos · 10 months
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Just saw Oppenheimer and Barbie back to back (Oppenheimer first, Barbie second); Oppenheimer was about what I expected and kept my attention surprisingly well considering how ADHD I am
Barbie was... Barbie is a fever dream that hits like a Mack truck and makes you contemplate your perception of yourself and the world around you and the nature of it all
And also death
Lots of death
Still not quite sure what I witnessed for those two hours
Good movie, though
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babytreepiig · 1 year
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there's still an hour left of this episode. what the fuck could POSSIBLY happen after THAT
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ghost-of-you · 2 years
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Why the fuck does Calum sound like Harry Styles when he does an English accent???
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raleydrew · 2 years
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youtube
I'm crying-
This video came on and I've never seen it before and just GOD WHY
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wonderbutch · 2 years
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people think tumblr is weird but i just opened tiktok to see a person dressed as a maid, pissing. the post was sponsored. the profile picture was genitalia. i will never be the same again
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tiredtransalien · 4 months
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Why the fuck did I just see someone shipping 10 yr old John Connor with the t-800 Terminator what the fuck!
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youreaclownnow · 10 months
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victory gundam ep 29. iykyk
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I JUST OVERHEARD SOMEONE REFER TO OBAMA, AS THE "HOMESTRUCK PRESIDENT"
What the fu-
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my-precious-my-dear · 2 years
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yea i need 5 - 10 business days to recover from that
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benjinoff13 · 2 years
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Ya’ll ever wish you could take kudos back 😀
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watched Grease the other night with my buddy and. well. obviously i Had To
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141!Reader: Interrogation
Soap: Shepherd won't talk. Should we... you know? Price: Use torture? No. Y/N will handle it. Ghost: Y/N? You mean 5'2 Y/N? Soap: Yeah, how the hell would Y/N be intimidating? Price: Just watch. [In the interrogation room] Reader: Let's play a little game I made. All you have to do is pick a candy bar, one has a blade. If you eat the wrong one, I swear to God, boy, that's on you. All I know is if you spit that shit out, boy, I bet I'd shoot. Shepherd: Also Shepherd: What the fuck-
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luck-of-the-drawings · 7 months
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FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.
#cw gore#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#chip jrwi#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#I LLOOOVE POETRYYY I LOVE MAKING WORDS RHYME IN STRANGE WAYS AND DESCRIBING VISCERA AND VIOLENCE OR WAHTEVER. YKNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE#CHHHIIIIIIIBBOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL MAAANN WWHAT. WHAT HAPPENED. OH MY GOD. IVE BEEN SAYING FOREVER. I NEEED CHIP TO GET SCARIER.#HE HAS THE POTENTIAL! I KNOW HE DOES! HAUNTED BOY WITH THE HAUNTED EYES WHAT TRAUMAS HAVE YOU SEEN? AND WERE THEY YOUR FAULT? THINK ABOUT I#EVERY FAMILY HAS CRUMBLED AROUND HIM. HIS BIRTH FAMILY CRUMBLED BEFORE HE KNEW IT. HIS SECOND FAMILY DROWNED. THIRD BURNED TO THE GROUND#AND SHALL THIS NEXT FAMILY JOIN THEM? CHIIIIP YOU UNFORTUNATE BOY YOU HAVE WITNESSED SO MUCH CALAMITY#YOU ARE CALAMITY BOYYY AHAHAHAHA DONT YOU SEEE!! ZOMBIFIED AND DEAD. TRUELY MORE HAUNTED THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS WILL BE FUN#THE FIRE HURTS WHEN IT BURNS TOO LONG. BUT NOW YOUR NERVES ARE DEAD AND YOUR MIND IS FREE. BURN THIS CORPSE AS YOU WISH TO GET WHAT YOU WAN#CHIP IS NOT THE FIRE HE IS THE MATCH. I LOVE THAT IDEA SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF IT. OHHH AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CORRUPTION#bizly mentioned that chip wants to be a good captain. in his most corrupted state however. he would be the BEST captain..#thAT DOESNT MEAn hes gonna just suddenly be all controlling. the BEST captain keeps his crew safe. keeps them together. keeps them alive.#and chip is doing just that! he doesnt need to stop being a good captain just bc of the corruption! he just needs to be the BEST CAPTAIN#AND THATS SUBJECTIVE BABY!! im so excited to see where chips zombie arc goes. neeeed him to get scarier and just a little more fucked up.#neEED HIM TO PERFORM ABHORANT ACTIONS THAT HAVE JAY N GILL GOING ' dude woah what the fuck...'#RIGHT I SHOULD TALK ABT MY ART TOO. this one took TOO LONGGGstarted out witha sketch how did it end up like this...#the heart and the blood KILLED ME. LOOK AT MY RENDERING LIKE HWAAATT#better not see any more mistakes after i post this.... i cant fight withit anymore....STILL RLY PROUD THO..#I WAnted to make it visually LOOK like the grossest vomiting sound possible#i want it to make your throat feel uncomfortable. am i achieving that? i hope i am. thats tubes dude!!! like cmahn!
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