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dreammoo · 5 years

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Spiteful Revenge (Katsuki Bakugou x Reader)

Warning: Petty revenge, cussing and platonic frienship/rivalry. Not your average ‘Bakugou x Reader’.

It was a quiet afternoon for the residents of the Class 1-A dormitory. No classes were on, as it was a Sunday. Majority of the students either took refuge in their own rooms, or remained in the common area. A few from the infamous Bakusquad, consisting of Bakugou -not a surprise as he was their glorious leader-, Kirishima, Mina and Kaminari took up the sofas, watching the ashen blond and redhead go all out in another round of Street Fight V: Arcade Edition.

You, their newest edition to the ragtag team, had just arrived from the enduring journey to the supermarket for a couple of snacks and soft drinks. When it came to junk food, you were the one to become their saviour.

However, this time one, in particular, will face your petty wrath today.

Kaminari turned his head to find you taking off your shoes in favour of going barefoot, and a bright smile surfaces upon his face.

“Ey! They’re back!”

“Fooood!” Mina hollered, as she tumbled over the back of the couch and fell onto her knees. “Come to Mama!”

“SHUT IT PINK TROLL” Bakugou growled as he glared daggers to the tv in immense concentration. From what you could see, it was a close fight to the death, and Kirishima may take this winning for himself. “What took you so long, glitch ass?”

Ah yes, your quirk was Malfunction, and allowed anything you touched, to become disrupted in pixels and malfunction its functions. That and glitch through anything. A bit like upperclassman Togata, just a little more buggy and jumpy.

And with the odds not being in your favour, it gave you the joy of authentic titles from the Katsuki Bakugou himself. They ranged from subtle ones, such as Glitchy Bitchy, Glitch Ass (as known already) and even one you knew was his personal favourite.

Pixel Prick.

And today a Pixel Prick you’ll be indeed.

Cause you were just that little bit spiteful if it meant getting your sweet, sweet revenge.

“Had to take a detour because of a villain attack.” You informed, reaching a hand in one of the shopping bags to pull out bags of chips. “The dude was apprehended before I even got there, but they wouldn’t let me through anyway.”

“Did you see what they looked like?” Kirishima questioned as he took his gaze from the fight. He gasped as Bakugou took the opportunity and finally K.O.ed his character, and the blond grinned in satisfaction whilst the other groaned in what you presumed was another loss.

“No idea. Here are your chips.” You said.

“Thanks Bro! Did you get my Burger Rings?” Kirishima hoped with the puppy dog eyes he’d always give you. You rolled your eyes before handing them to their rightful owner, and he bares a grin of excitement.

“Me next!” Mina whined, clinging to your arm as you pulled out hers in haste.

“Okay okay!” You chuckled, palming them to Mina before she tore the sealed package open.

“And Danki, you hoe.” You quickly tossed the electric blond’s his way, hitting smack dab at the centre of his face.

“Ow! What was that for?!”

“For you wanting your filthy-ass salt and vinegar heathens.” You scoffed, a slight smirk graced your lips. You placed his drink right beside him as he grumbled to himself, before he smiled in satisfaction as he began eating his.

“And spicey Doritos, for the temperamental pomeranian.” You finally announced, unceremoniously dumping the bag upon his lap before he then gave you a thin-lipped frown. His middle finger rises not long after.

“Suck it up Buttercup.”

“Don’t call me that fuckass.” He sneered, opening his bag aggressively before burying his hand into the contents with equal abrasiveness. You let out a snort before handing his drink.

You both had similar tastes in food. The spicier the better. When you first arrived there was a whole one-hour conversation, argument, about who could endure the hottest food.

You one by a bit of a landslide, introducing him to the hottest chilli in the world, the Carolina Reaper.

You’ve never seen as many tears from the loud classmate, but the unspoken level of humiliation was what you enjoyed the most.

“Sorry.” You mumbled, before pulling out two bottles of coke and palming one to him. As subtly as you could, you turned away to gain as much distance as possible, and when reaching a safe zone you kept the stoic expression upon your face, and kept an eye out.

Unfortunately, the similarities in taste reached into drinks as well. It was safe to say that you had an unhealthy obsession with coca cola and even kept bottles of it in your minifridge and the shared refrigerator in the communal kitchen. Someone thought they could be sneaky and take what wasn’t theirs. And to be honest you only found out after glitching into the kitchen and stumbling upon the discovery whilst in action.

So you leaned against the wall and watched, as Bakugou licked his lips and cracked the lid open. The satisfying ‘ssprt’ sounded as carbon dioxide gas was released. At the same time his eyes met your gaze, and you couldn’t help but reveal the most shit-eating grin you could ever muster.

His eyes widened in realisation, but it was too late.

“Motherfucker-!”

The soft drink explodes into his face and everyone scurried back in vain attempt to not get hit.

“Argh fuck!” He shot up quickly as the liquid dripped from his drenched form, face going red, and probably seeing red too as he seethed in anger. “YOU PIECE OF SHIT COME HERE!”

“Nope!” You hollered between laughs, your entire form becoming pixilated with each chuckle. “Don’t touch my coke next time bastard!”

“Fuck you!”

You glitched quickly as he pegged the now empty bottle towards your way, and it collided against the wall with a loud ‘kathunk’ before dropping to the ground in the same manner.

“I’m gonna kill you Pixel Prick- GET YOUR ASS HERE!”

“Oop shit goodbye!” You turned on your heel and bolted up the staircase with unnaturally loud cackles, hearing the oncoming explosions and savage growls emitted by the provoked Katsuki Bakugou.

Aizawa made you clean up the mess after the one-on-one brawl between the two of you.

But in your opinion, it was so, so fucking worth it.

Word Count: 1.05k

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