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imoga-pride · 2 years
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do you know a term for anyone who identifies as a man?
other than man? I know neolabels (or neogenders?), such as wergender, miaspec (miagender spectrum), maingender, and mankin (genderkin). If I recall, I once saw someone using malegender (or mangender?)
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pan-fried-autism · 2 years
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+ Werner wermen is so smol, so gently holdable
I’m making him live in the little wooden trailer in my room. He can live in my home but he can’t have the whole damn place
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acceberv · 2 years
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Since Cuphead is in Smash Ultimate (as a Mii costume but still) I was thinking who else on the roster could represent Inkwell Isle villains:
Kirby - Goopie Le Grande
Piranha Plant - Cagney Carnation
Pokemon Trainer - Root Pack
Jigglypuff - Sally Stageplay
Bowser and Jr - Grimm Matchstick
Pikachu and Incenaroar - Werner Wermen
Fox, Wolf and Isabelle - The Flying Aces
Dr Mario and R.o.b. - Dr Khal
Min Min - Beppe the clown
Grininja -Ribby and Croaks
Bayonetta - Hilda Burge
Feel free to add more because this is all I could think of
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dicecomeinpairs · 2 years
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characters from cuphead i am thinking about (can be /pos OR /neg. i might explain later):
stickler
elder kettle
king dice
ms chalice
werner wermen
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hypnictwitch · 6 years
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How can you be a good writer if you can't right half the population properly
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sciencejoe · 7 years
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Wally Warbles and Werner Wermen
Alright, so Wally:
* Nearly dies but comes back on a stretcher
* Seems to have some sort of military gimmick because he shoots bullets, sends out baby chick soldiers, and and has paramedics tending to him
* Has W aliteration
Meanwhile, Werner:
* Pretends to die via getting eaten by a cat but it’s actually just a mech he built
* Definitely has a military gimmick because of how he’s dressed, his level’s called “Murine Corps”, etc.
* Has W aliteration
I refuse to believe these two aren’t connected to each other. War buddies? War rivals?
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thinking about how we used to have ‘man’ as a gender-neutral word that just meant human, and the word for male humans was werman (w pronounced with a v sound, bc germanic roots (also that’s why werewolf is a thing, means manwolf)). i say we go back to being women and wermen so the word ‘men’ can just mean humans again
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primordial-soupism · 4 years
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Saw this comment under Asian Boss’s video about what the Korean public feels after learning about the Nth Room.
Now, it’s very sad that any survivor of sexual abuse feels like they have no voice. Please report to the authorities or continue sharing your experiences online (male or female), there are so many people out there who care about the feelings and safety of anyone who suffered or are vulnerable due to the Nth Room.
The thing you shouldn’t do is blame feminists for focusing their attention on the female victims. Radical feminists in South Korea are marching for their sisters who were victims or are currently victims of the Nth Room. Sexual abuse of South Korean wifmen have always been an issue that they’ve been going against, for years on end (spy cams, prison sentencing for sexual offenders, etc.) And throughout those years? They’ve been told countless times that they are crazy, to blame, every vile thing you can imagine. These wifmen have risked everything for change. And they are doing so yet again.
I hate the idea that we as wifmen were handed the “privilege” of being believed (that’s not even the case now either anyway), we experienced sexual abuse for centuries, created movements, marched against it, because we noticed that it was a huge problem for wifmen all over the world.
If you think that male sexual abuse is overlooked by the criminal justice system and the public:
1. Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate the actions of yourself and your peers?
When a teen boy tells you that his teacher has been flirting with him: Don’t congratulate him, take it as a sign of danger.
When your male friend shares with you that his experience of sexual harassment caused him distress: Don’t call him a coward.
2. Maybe it’s time to gather the courage to march and tell everyone you know to march.
3. Maybe it’s time to demand justice for all the victims involved.
4. Maybe it’s time to deny the claims made by the leaders of the Nth Room (who claim that wermen will have their backs).
5. Maybe it’s time to demand that sexual crimes are to be taken seriously by everyone.
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LPS100 plays Cuphead - Log #9
Start of Log #9;
After finally beating the bitch that is Grim Matchstick, I went on my way to beat Brineybeard, a bastard consisting of parry:
I forgot that the boat attacks;
I kept dying halfway through the battle because I would either get killed by the squid-gun’s balls, the cannon balls, the barrel and the dogs to a degree;
I witnessed my super getting used... to the left;
I kept failing at parry and it got to a point where I had cases of “parry or die”;
Got to final phase a couple of times, was really close at one point, but didn’t took me that much to figure out how to avoid the fireballs - Roundabout’s extra backwards range helped a lot;
And who could forget the greatest death quote of all time: HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW!
I was so focused on avoiding shit, it took me by surprise that I beat him;
I somehow only took me 26 Ass Kicks to beat him and got an A-;
I thought that by beating Brineybeard, I would be able to head to the Mausoleum but nope, on my way to Perilous Piers...;
My fucking god, this Run and Gun kept annihilating me in the beginning section;
It only took me 8 deaths to finally each the octopus buuuuuuuuut I died and was shocked to see where the last coin is located at;
The second coin suddenly became a pain in the ass to get;
I finally got the proper combination: Chaser+Spread;
I successfully defeated it with 25 Ass Kicks and a B-;
Went to the Mausoleum... and after 8 fails, I somehow parried 5 times in a row, saving me from another fail, granting me an achievement and a coin;
I also finally understood how does parry works;
Welp, time to fight Honeybottoms;
I mostly died on the first phase, with the bee cop and his little sting bomb.. and the bee worker casually passing by;
When I did get to Rumor Honeybottoms herself, the triangle would fuck me up greatly;
The bee bombs that she spitted out would also fuck me out;
Yet, in a miraculous surprise, I somehow defeated her with 15 Ass Kicks, way lower than Wally Warbles, got a B+... and completed it without any hits whatsoever, earning the No Hit run achievement and making me bewildered as to why did Honeybottoms took me only 15 Ass Kicks whereas Grim Matchstick took me fucking 129 Ass Kicks;
When to get the 4-parry coin;
When I went to talk with Ludwig (the Gramaphone), I found a shortcut to Sally by complete accident;
I absolutely loved Ludwig and Wolfgang (the 30′s radio)’s old man discussion, so I kept gonig back and forth, back and forth, back an- oh, hi, piano version of the Isle’s theme, I suddenly unlocked you by accident as well;
With Calla Mari, Werner Wermen, Dr.Khal, Sally Stageplay and Rugged Ridge, who do I choose to fight....;
End of Log #9
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A thought on analogical arguments
Hi everyone, I’ve been inactive for a while. Mostly because I’ve just not had much to say recently, however I had some 3 AM thoughts recently I wanted to get out, because why not.
Specifically it’s regarding analogies. Specifically two analogies about the same topic.
People make the argument for why male and female promiscuity are unequal with two analogies.
On the side of promiscuous females are bad, but male promiscuity is good you have the key argument.
“A key that opens any lock is a master key, but a lock that can be opened by any key is a bad lock” with the key of course being representative of a man (werman? I’m still trying this) and the lock being a woman.
Someone pointed out the folly of this argument with a counter analogy that positions female promiscuity being good and male promiscuity being bad.
“A pencil sharpener that sharpens every pencil is useful. A pencil that let itself be sharpened by every sharpener is a tiny useless nub”
Obviously pencil is analogous to the werman or let’s be clear here both analogies are actually representative of both the individual’s gender as well as their genitalia... Anyway... I’m sure most people have heard the first and some the second and I know that the second is technically making the same point I’m about to make.
The point being that both of these analogies are terrible. Analogous arguments in general don’t really work unless the analogy is 1:1. So for this argument the analogy would have to actually fit on a 1:1 scale.
So let’s focus on genitalia. What do both genitals do? The penis goes in somewhere and the vagina takes something in. Houses it for a time perhaps.
So let’s thing about it in terms of something more applicable. Wermen are guests and women are hotels.
So... What happens if you get a person who visits multiple hotels? Nothing... They’re just a frequent traveller...
What about a hotel that accepts lots of guests? It’s just a very good hotel.
What about a person who only uses one hotel. They’re just a loyal customer who knows what they like.
A hotel that only takes certain guests. Well they’re just a very exclusive hotel probably nice and friendly and just not interested in anything more. A bed and breakfast perhaps or a simple inn with only a couple of rooms available.
What about a hotel owner that stays at another hotel? One could call that disloyalty, but that would be stupid. Even a hotel owner needs a vacation and there’s nothing wrong with them staying at a different hotel
and likewise there’s nothing wrong with staying over at a friends house.
or just staying at home. 
Now there are two points I’m trying to make here. Analogies are a stupid way to make an argument, because you could twist almost any analogy to make your point, but also that I dislike both previous arguments because they both involve some amount of slutshaming and also implicitly imply wrongness in certain areas if you try to stretch the analogy. Ie in the first and second analogy. Pencils cannot be sharpened by other pencils and keys cannot open other keys. Locks can’t unlock other locks either and sharpeners can’t sharpen other sharpeners and it also implies a necessity of use. A pencil that is never sharpened or a lock that is never opened are pretty useless.
This analogy I made can be stretched to point out what I believe to be true. There is nothing wrong with promiscuity male or female, there is nothing wrong with male or female homosexuality and there’s nothing wrong with asexuality... Or masturbation however you want to interpret the staying home analogy. I guess.
Sex is a good thing. There’s nothing wrong with liking it as long as you are careful and make sure it’s what you want to do. There is nothing wrong with promiscuity no matter who you are as long as it’s what you want to do and you’re not like cheating on someone or something of course.
Anyway that’s all I had to say.
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zexal-bunny20 · 6 years
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Request for @starbutterfly-15
Werner Wermen’s robot cat sleeping with Judd and Lil Judd
(Thanks for the request. ^^)
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shaykai · 6 years
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My cuphead ships
I got more random ships so here ya go?
-Cala berg (cala maria x hilda berg)
-Ghostblossom (Cagney carnation x blind specter)
-honeycakes (baroness von bon bon x rumor honeybottoms)
-Magic carnival (djimmi the great x beppi the clown)
-Snake eyes (the devil x King dice)
-blazing bird (grim matchstick x wally warbles)
Lab rat (werner wermen x dr. Kahl)
Sally x her husband (is there a ship name?)
Mangosteen x mr. Wheezy (I’m sorry I don’t know where the hell I got that)
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sugarkillsall · 6 years
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*cries* I never knew I needed Wermen Werman low-key crushing on King Dice in my life-
NEITHER DID I HONESTLY! I'd seen like 2 other pictures of this concept and they put the idea in my head lolThere's just something really cute about Werner not knowing how to deal with someone being that friendly to him. I feel like Werner is pretty dense to romance and only realises when someone is that forward (altho even then it's funny to me that even then he wouldn't realize haha)But Dice most likely isn't even thinking twice about him...Werner needs to find an actual good crush ;;
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atomi-cat · 7 years
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hey just finish playing cuphead (FINALLY
Cala Maria actually wasn’t too difficult for me, and is one of the fights I like. Some of the other ones were Hildaberg, Cagney Carnation, Sally Stageplay, Werner Wermen, Baroness Von Bon Bon, and the Devil. As for the ones I hated, well I have a list for that , but the one that’s missing from that list is King Dice. That was an incredibly obnoxious fight. XD;
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hypnictwitch · 5 years
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shadytail · 5 years
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Y’know, if I wanted to get quixotic, the word I really want to reclaim is man. Because it used to just mean “human being” until the wermen stole it somewhere in the transition from Old to Middle English. It’s the perfect revenge on every last one of the writers who used it so poetically (hi, Jefferson!) but conciously excluded women and unconciously excluded everyone else. Plus the suffix -man becomes productive: each gender gets a prefix and a pronoun.
Linguistically, under this system gender becomes an open class (at least, I think that's the correct term), lowering the barrier to accepting new genders. Socially, people aren't particularly surprised to come across a new word in an open class. If it's for identity, they're less likely feel defensive about not knowing. Often they can adapt on the fly. The rest can adapt the social script for someone from an unfamiliar hometown, ethnicity, or country (who admittedly also have to brace themselves when they meet new people; no, it won't cure prejudice). A script makes it easier on one side to explain a gender and to politely signal boundaries (e.g. by deflecting too-personal questions or changing the subject), and on the other side to frame questions without defensive, ashamed hostility, to accept the answers, and to keep topics within appropriate bounds.
Female: wo-, she/her
Male: wer- (or some derivative), he/him
Nonbinary genders like genderqueer or neutrois: prefix defaults to hyphen (e.g. neutrois-man), pronouns default to whatever the relevant communities currently prefer (they, in the absence of other information)
Demiboy/demigirl: demi- + wo-/wer-, default he/she but ask for confirmation, as some prefer they.
Bigender: bi- or bigen- (consult community for euphony), ask in the "How's it going" script, otherwise "they"
Genderfluid: fluid- might be less euphonious than some Greek or Latin prefix (mobi-, amphi-, hydro-, kine-, plas-/plasti-, even aquo-), pronouns same as bigender
Agender: —(ie no prefix), they/them
Decline to state/none of your business: — (no prefix), they/them
The main problem is that I suspect that even reclaimed usage would hurt trans women too much to be viable. It's been hurled in anger too often at trans women — not to mention plenty of other masc-of-center women and AFAB enbies. Pity, but trans women and other victims of misgendering take priority. Wonder if there's a way around that?
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