#well... two with the drive

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!! #I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁) #it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (: #and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

[freepassbound]

Me, mentally scolding myself: you don't have time to get off, stop winding yourself up before you have to go work

Me: *keeps stroking and browsing Tumblr*

#🤦‍♂️ #at least it's only an hour #well... two with the drive #of course then it'll be time to eat... #dammit I'm just basically edging and denying *myself* 😂 #(in a very low-key way) #free brain

[theoldkyokodied]

[Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?...?]

This has been something I've been working on for quite a while now, as some people who look at my insta story might know, but I'm finally done!! those text messages from s14ep5 are so unhinged, they haunt me every goddamn day. To drop "i love you so much" just to follow it with what essentially is a "no homo.. for u... even tho u r so hot and i like you so much!". exploading them with my mind into a million pieces, okay?

#macdennis #macden #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #charlie and dee are also there but like for one frame. not tagging them for that #btw i hope mac sexts like he texts. with ellipses and all. and we KNOW dennis would know about that too. i am giving them my best blankstar #i started drawing this before the zine i think. i worked on this so long and had to go back and fix things bc of course i chose the hardest #angles to draw <333 #i am normal about this show and have definitely not started a whole art class project oil painting based on it (sweating) #you can find these on the google drive folder btw. debating if i should add the painting without the text as well #*blank stare. reached character limit on the last two letters 🙄

[roomy-ghosted]

None of these bitches are wearing seatbelts by the by and I love that they're all probably for different reasons.

#I say the reasons at the end of the taglist tehe #jrwi #the suckening #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #shilo bathroy #shilo bathory #hate he has two spellings #jrwi grefgor #jrwi grefgore #emizel tucker #emizel doesn't fucking care about road safety so he's chilling #Gref and Shilo both have never been in a car before so they dont know they need to seatbelt up #arthur doesn't think he'll crash but he has the tenacity of Ceasere Zomburger whilst driving to me #('I will /CRASH/ this BUTCH MECHANISM!') #also the shit he(ceasere) says about parking #Arthur fucking drives on the left still as well. like tell me this man is not fucking dumbass whilst driving #also watch bigtop burger for me bye <3

[tojisun]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5GyS3mL9pG/?igsh=ZXMyZ2ttNXBnejMx

This is Biker!Simon to a T. Need I say more?

GOD THAT WAS SO HOT i rewatched that ten times i swear 😭

NO BECAUSE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BIKER!SIMON LETS GOOOOO

simon would rev up to catch up with the car and absolutely smack the window i fear :(( not even to break it because he’s still a gentleman, RAHH, but fold it inwards since they (car driver) don’t seem to use it anyway :/

he’ll take the next exit, looking at the mirrors to see if you’re right behind him, before turning on his hazard lights and stopping at a safe area. you follow suit, head tilted in confusion as you watch simon dismount and walk towards you.

you flip your visor up. “what’s wrong?”

“nothing,” he says, taking his helmet off. “jus’ makin’ sure y’r alright.”

this makes your stomach clench, your cheeks filling up with warmth.

“yeah,” you reply, clearing your throat. “you?”

“i’m fine.” he knocks his knuckles on your fuel tank. “y’did good keepin’ calm.”

you giggle, your adrenaline now spiked with giddiness—it seems like no matter how long you two have been together, simon still manages to make your breath run ragged; your heart beating within your ribs as heat envelops you whole. it’s unsaid, his love for you, but it burns, bright and protective.

“thanks.” you rub at your neck, lips still tugged up in a full smile. “knew someone’s got my back, so.”

“i always will,” simon huffs, serious, before ducking his head down in his shyness. you catch the flush rising to his ears, anyway, and you bite at your bottom lip to keep down the giddy giggles.

my gorgeous, protective, boy.

#anon #biker!simon #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #ask #suns #WE ARE SO BACK (i hope) #sped through this im sorry but i had to get something biker out bc i just. had an embarrassing moment w one a while ago and #i need to overwrite it 😭😭 #(basically i was having my driving class today and the instructor was teaching me how to parallel #but in front of me were two bikers and yall they left bc i couldnt park well so they gave me space 😭)

[sorrelpaws]

GOTTA KEEP THOSE RECEIPTS, DAWG

#rick and morty #morty smith #rick sanchez #GUYYYYSSSS #SEASON 7 EPISODE 6 RICKFENDING YOUR MORT MIGHT BE ABOUT THE ROY EPISODE #GUYYYYYSYSSS #i wish i could properly convey to you the genuine meltdown i had when i put two and two together #i was out of it for like a solid 30 minutes i was #like old joke but this was seriously a category 5 autism event like im so serious #well anyway. im cool now(lying) #i made the colors kinda eyestrainy because i wanted it to have an arcade vibe. cause you know #also the floor has that one 80s pattern. just for the lolz #to rlly drive in the arcade thing #edit i also want to add that rick is very tentative about touching morty right now #i just want you to know how much rick wants to give him a little shoulder touch but actually his hands are shaking a little bit

[cerise-on-top]

Can I please request Ghost with a s/o who is very comforting and protective over HIM?!? Like I love seeing Cod characters protecting and being the readers shoulder to cry on, even if they know you can handle yourself, but I wanna comfort my boy ♥️♥️♥️

Hey! Of coure you can! I really enjoyed this request, thank you very much! I'm just very soft for Simon, but I think that much has become obvious by now, haha!

Ghost with a Comforting and Protective Reader

More so than anything, he’d be surprised. He’s 1,95m tall, muscular and brooding. And yet here you are putting his face in your hands, calling him the most handsome man you’ve ever met. It’s not unwelcome, just not something he ever thought he’d have in his life. He expected to be the big, scary protector of his partner for the rest of his life, but having someone want to take care of him like that? Don’t get me wrong, it feels nice, but it also feels somewhat weird to him. He should be the big scary guard dog. While he may not be good with feelings, either his or those of others, he could always lend a listening ear. And yet you kiss his scars, reassure him that you will always stay by his side, no matter what and will tuck him into bed even. At first he doesn’t trust any of this, thinking you to be too nice to him, but eventually he’ll realize that there are no ulterior motives, that you are just like that towards him. And after some time, he’ll start melting into you, growing to trust you more and more each day. Simon would become a bit softer with you, would walk through fire just so he can see you smile. But you reassure him that no such thing is necessary. He may not ever be sure when it would be appropriate for you, but he’d come to crave your touch more and more as time goes on, even going as far as trapping you in the most tender hug he can muster. Sometimes he fantasizes about laying his head in your lap with you playing with his hair a bit, but he wouldn’t admit to such out loud since he still has his pride. You being protective over him would also be weird to him. He can handle himself just fine, so why are you getting mad at the cashier for the pickle in his burger? Why are you arguing with the drunkard wanting to start a fight with him? He won’t know what to do, no one’s ever protected him from anything ever since he was a little child. It would warm his heart a bit and make him appreciate you even more. Sure, he can do just fine on his own, but he’d be lying if he said his heart wouldn’t skip a beat whenever you’re being protective over him. If he could, he’d just pick you up bridal style and carry you home, but you’re in public so he’ll only think about how much he wants to be your little spoon this entire time. He’ll let his guard down around you and show you that he, too, can be a softer guy underneath his rough exterior with in the most domestic ways out there. He’ll think about marrying you immediately once he’s aware that he’s essentially become a softer man thanks to you. But he’ll wait still until he’s sure you’re on board as well.

#cod #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #I think about cuddling the big guy more than I would like to admit in all honesty #he's so far from my type I don't know why I've taken such a liking to him but to me he's a very nice man :-) #now it's also certain that soon enough I will get my driver's license! I registered today! #those are gonna be rough two weeks but I'll have it soon and then I can drive wherever I want to go! #that'll be so awesome I'm so excited! #anyway whenever I see Ghost I get this unexplainable urge to hug him even if I don't think he'd be the best hugger out there #but it would be a very comforting hug. he's huge and he's strong as well. plus he'd be warm too #I would literally fight someone just so I can see this man smile I want him to be happy so so bad #he's my blorbo and I will gently shake him and enrich his environment with a 3DS #he can play Pokemon on it! and viva pinata! #I wanna play SDV with that guy so so bad!

[merryslilhobbit]

You know what? Maybe the haters are right that Lando & Daniel don't like each other.

I mean, this was their last day together at McLaren:

A few months later at a party:

6 months after they stopped being teammates:

7 months:

10 months:

1 year:

13 months:

15 months:

16 months:

#these two drive me crazy #i regret nothing #dando #daniel ricciardo #lando norris #slow burn #i am not well

[arcsin27]

Kinda gay to dress up as the same character. What are you, two halves of one whole?

#and the whole is even gay himself #<- teasing #that’s not canon lol #persona 3 #p3 #persona 3 reload #p3r #real talk #I cant fathom what went through their heads to make akihiko akechi #even ignoring that Ken is right there. how did this happen atlus #I’m not mad though just confused #i mean akechi and akihiko are two of my faves so #ahem anyways #akihiko #shinjiro #akishinji #persona 5 #p5 #also I am aware their personas are twins as well #they drive me insane #kinda gay

[wooldawn]

everyone pretend u didnt see my old townie makeovers PRETEND

#ts4 #sims 4 #sims #simblr #we're fixing to go to my friends house for fireworks and she lives TWO hours away i dont want to drive #but i get a coffee on the way so o well

[5-pp-man]

they really said "it's better to live life while imperfect and disgraceful than to die perfect and beautiful without ever really living at all."

#migi to dali #THIS FUCKING EPISODE MANNNNN #cried again. #i like how his expression isnt perfectly symmetrical as he says this. helps drive home the point even more #akiyama kun came in clutch again. i like how he literally only addressed migi though. like he did not even look at anyone else in the room. #AND THE GHOST OF MICCHAN SAVING THE BOYS. I COULD CRY. #one more episode. just one more. lord help me I'm gonna miss these little freaks. #ON GOD WE'RE GONNA GET THESE BOYS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SOME CHERRY PIE!!! #the thing I'm most curious abt is seeing the sonoyama's reactions to their son being two people. #well technically three and one is in jail now so. yikes. #tedpost #tedtalks

[oldkamelle]

Still accepting Ideas? If so, Spy asking advice on Sniper on how to tell Scout that he is his dad.

#tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 fanart #traditional art #traditional comic #pen doodles #oldart #mercs #(gently holds your hands) anon. what the fuck. /lh #this was such a behemoth of an idea cuz it raises so many questions?? #why would spy suddenly want to tell scout the truth given how he only chose to when scout was two seconds away from dying #(also. cant remember which comic this is but when spys about to drive off after scout begs him to take him as well #he only does so when scout mentions his ma so thats on my mind as well) #hes never shown like he feels the need to yknow #if spy decided to tell scout the truth why would he be asking for advice like wouldnt he want to keep it out of anyone elses business #(which fair enough wouldnt really happen given scout but eeh) #also he already did it good enough besides the cosplaying #and if spy for some reason was gonna ask for advice why would he go to sniper specifically #did i answer any of these questions in this mess? #the answer to that is the same as to 'do i have a good understanding of the characters' or 'do i have storytelling skills' #which is to say no #i also couldnt think of a way to make it funny to try and get away with that so i had to go with the more serious route so #anyway. sincerely hope its good enough anon (thumbs up)

[icantalk710]

Quick compilation to show that I'm, for all intents and purposes, still alive in one way or another, hi 😳

#ore no kao #you know it's been a bad few weeks when my queue ran out lol #sorry for being a bit MIA--it has been a week (plural) #work's been semi-stressful until i got mostly caught up last week and also started helping with a thing or two #so brain bandwidth had been running low for most of that 😅 #cheekily cheery that it's the weekend hehe; gorging on a calzone and hawaiian slice as i type #[also re-watched Young Royals going into S3 and finished it last week and that was an overall solid finale] #keeping up with my jogs and even doing sunset ones has been nice with it getting warmer out; helpful for not fully losing it mentally lol #hope people are doing well! 🙂 #fun fact: reading 'for all intensive purposes' drives me up a wall

[thormanick]

going a little bit crazy but this can’t leave my head

Alhaitham’s eyes are a tiny bit red bc Kaveh helps him see the word from a new perspective

Kaveh has a greenish feather in his hair because Alhaitham shows him new ways of [thinking] analyzing the situations

Both details are small bc they cannot change each other fundamentally, and yet they exist bc these two [want] to exist in the life of each other, thus creating a balance-

#genshin impact #oh these two are gonna drive me. absolutely nuts probably #this has been stuck in my head for FOREVER idk if I articulated it well enough #it’s just that I see these specific details and like. from character design standpoint I find them so #meaningful and intentional #these two are a package deal do not separate - that. that is exactly how I read their designs #ok thanks for your attention byeeeeeeee #afinna explores teyvat #genshin impact thoughts #genshin impact kaveh #genshin impact alhaitham #kavetham #haikaveh

[spacespheal]

When I say that Leona's murder attempt on Ruggie lives rent free in my head I'm not joking.

(Version without the sand and close-ups under read-more)

#twisted wonderland #twst #ruggie bucchi #my art #it's been months since I finished book2 but I cannot stop thinking about it #as well as Leona and Ruggie's complicated relationship #these two are unable to be completely honest for more than half a sentence #and how much they are alike but also complete opposites #arrrgghh #they drive me insane (affectionate) #and Ruggie is such a complex character but some people treat him like he's one note #when just looking at the subtext he lets out (which is a lot) says so much interesting things about him and the enviroment he grew in #and I'm gonna stop now or I'm gonna write a full essay at this point.

[13eyond13]

Please tell me about art and media you know of that accurately captures the weirdness of dream logic and atmosphere and emotions... books and movies and video games and art and comics and YouTube stuff, whatever you want... you know, where it only makes sense on an intuitive level and falls apart when you try to explain it...

#im trying to think of examples #a great one is mullholland drive by david lynch #also actually some of david firth's (salad fingers guy's) sock series animations did that so well for me back in the day #like you know where something or someone or a place can be two things at the same time in the dream? #and how something weird and silly can have the strongest serious emotions attached to it #and how stories within stories happen #eternal sunshine of the spotless mind #was good w these vibes #silent hill 2 as well and sort of majora's mask #the book orlando #actually you know what i just rewatched a bunch of david firth's cartoons and Pulch: The Good Times is actually a better dreamlike one #than some of his dream series to me somehow #the way it has this wistful tragic nostalgic nonsense vibe that like you'd probably find deep and sad while having the dream #but upon waking it both makes no sense and seems stupid and funny instead if you were to try to explain it #also the nightmarish one about soup or wtv #when the little person gets all upset about her soup being stolen hahaha and then the creepy guy goes 'you forgot your hammer' #anywayssss #many of these things have stuck in my head since like 2007 or wtv idk theyre just fun #Sock 4: Sock Lops is good for the weird narrative jumping dream logic vibes #if you can stand to watch that much 2000s newgrounds edgy animation in this day and age... #p