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belltaviasbff · 1 year
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bellamy: murphy, can i talk to you for a second?
murphy: sure what’s up
*bellamy takes him to the side*
bellamy: *slaps him across the head* first of all what the HELL is wrong with you
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somegrumpynerd · 1 month
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Too lazy to colour it but I shaded the movie night doodle! Up to you what they're watching
Also the next morning:
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skyward-floored · 8 months
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Whumptober Day 1: Swooning, “How many fingers am I holding up?”
Welcome back to whumptober yet again >:D I’m going to try and do all 31 days again, we’ll see if I can manage it!
Anyways, this got longer then I meant it to, but I had to corral the ending into something that made sense XD Enjoy!
Read it on ao3
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“You find that key yet, Rancher?” a voice called from way off in the distance.
Twilight barked back a negative, and continued to sniff around for the key to the exit of the room the others were in. There’d been a spot only his wolf form could easily get to, and so he’d climbed up to it and crawled through, moving soft dirt with his paws until he’d entered into the more spacious area he was in now.
The room appeared to be circular, but there were several high walls he couldn’t see over so he couldn’t tell for sure. They were somewhat maze-like, and confusing in their layout, so Twilight was forced to rely on scent, searching for the metallic, and no-doubt rusty-smelling key.
He turned several corners, following a faint metallic smell he hoped was his objective. There wasn’t much in the maze apart from a few rats and the concerning remains of a skeleton, and Twilight padded cautiously on, perking up the moment the glint of a treasure chest finally caught his eye. He ran up to it, and transformed back into a Hylian, eagerly opening the chest.
A dark, shining key sat inside, just what he’d been looking for.
Twilight reached inside with a warm feeling of satisfaction, then heard a faint click as he lifted the key. A cloud of dark particles shot up from the chest, blowing right in Twilight’s face, and he gasped involuntarily, inhaling a good portion of it.
He began coughing as the dust coated his throat, the dust making him choke as he stumbled backwards. The cloud settled after a moment, but Twilight kept coughing out whatever he could, blinking tears from his eyes and wiping dust off his face.
He patted himself down, and looked around for any threat or danger to his person, but the room was as silent as it had been, and apart from the dryness of his throat, Twilight felt no ill effects.
Must have been an old boobytrap, he thought to himself, coughing a bit more as he pocketed the key and headed back the way he came. Arrows or something were probably supposed to fly out at my face... Whatever it was probably disintegrated because they were so old.
Twilight coughed again, and shook more dust out of his hair.
It’s a good thing I wasn’t here a few decades sooner.
Twilight made it back out of the maze and into the other room without further incident, though the skeleton tried to grab him as he walked by. He easily fought it off, and told the others about it with a laugh as they continued through the dungeon, and the strange black dust entirely fled his mind.
The dungeon was large, obviously some kind of fort once upon a time, but it had been long abandoned apart from the monsters who’d taken up residence inside. The heroes ran into a large group of them shortly, and they set to work, room echoing with shouts and screeches alike.
Twilight went for a troublesome-looking gibdo (one of Legend’s fortunately, apparently his didn’t scream), and began attacking, slicing at the strangely thick bandages.
Sky was fighting another one nearby, and a little further away Legend was yelling something as Wild shot several fire arrows. A group of the gibdos burst into flames, but Twilight tried to focus on his own battle, even as Legend yelled at Wild again.
The gibdo wasn’t fast, but it was sturdy, and it took a lot of time for Twilight to make any headway in hurting it. He jumped around to the back of it more than once, slicing in the same spot, and the gibdo finally seemed like it was flagging after several of the attacks.
It made a move for him, swiping at his middle, but Twilight took the opportunity to roll around and run it through with his sword, the monster letting out an odd moan before collapsing into dust.
Twilight glanced at where the gibdo had swiped at him, but his tunic wasn’t even ripped. Satisfied that he was fine, he jumped back into the fray, avoiding a stalfos that jumped at him and nearly sliced off his arm. Twilight immediately went on the attack, blocking another swipe with his shield, and lunging forward to swipe at the monster.
But the moment he stepped forward, a strange wave of something swept over him, making him stumble. He blinked dizzily, head lightly spinning, and looked around in confusion.
His head felt light, the battle around him fading at the edges, and he put a hand to his head, wondering what on earth was going on.
He felt almost as if he was suffering the effects of an injury, a knock to the head, blood loss or something similar, but that gibdo had barely touched him, why was he..?
Twilight stumbled as he avoided a swipe from the stalfos’s blade, clumsily blocking it with his shield. The crash of the weapon hitting it made him wince, and he desperately tried to gather his wits about him so he could fight back.
What was going on here?
Twilight tried to go on the offensive, swinging his sword, but somehow he missed the stalfos entirely. The lack of resistance made him stumble, and the stalfos let out a strange clattering cackle as it swung at him again, red eyes blurring in Twilight’s vision.
A glowing blade suddenly entered his sight, and Twilight watched as Sky swiped straight through the stalfos that had been hedging him, the bones falling to pieces. The room was suddenly a lot quieter, and Twilight distantly realized that that must have been the last monster.
“Twilight, are you okay? That thing nearly got you!” Sky said with a smile, his voice only mildly worried as he sheathed his sword.
Twilight gave him a nod, blinking as he tried to make the room quit swimming around him. It refused to stop though, and Sky’s expression turned more truly concerned.
“Twilight? Are you all right?”
“Fine, I’m... I’m fine,” he said a little shakily, resting a hand on his head. “Think I... just...”
He coughed, black flecks falling on his hand, and his mind abruptly flashed back to the dust in the treasure chest.
...perhaps the boobytrap hadn’t been as ruined as he’d thought.
Sky’s eyes went wide, and the room suddenly lurched, shaking and wavering all around. Twilight heard a shout, but it was muffled and strange, and didn’t make any sense to his ears.
He couldn’t hold his weight any longer, and he felt his eyes roll back in his head as his legs gave out.
(...)
Something shook him, a bit frantically, and Twilight sluggishly came back to awareness.
He blinked his eyes open, and bit back a groan as he closed them again, his vision swirling and rolling around. Something was shaking him again, but Twilight didn’t reopen his eyes, afraid he would throw up if he did.
“Rancher, open your eyes, come on.”
Twilight reluctantly cracked them open, several things moving above him in dizzying color.
“How many fingers am I holding up?” the same voice asked him, and Twilight blinked, trying to focus on the things in his vision that kept blurring in and out of focus.
“Quit movin’ th’m,” he mumbled, and more voices echoed above him, making him only feel more dizzy as he tried to listen to them.
“Concussion you think?”
“He didn’t hit his head, there’s no injuries there I can find.”
“Well what’s wrong with him then?!”
“Has he had anything to eat today?”
“Probably needs a bath, he’s filthy.”
“Don’t be stupid, that wouldn’t make him faint!”
Twilight’s breath caught funny in his chest, and he coughed again, a sharp wave of vertigo hitting as someone sat him up. A groan escaped his lips, and a hand gently turned his head.
“Twilight, what’s wrong? What happened?”
Twilight blinked hazily, trying to focus on whoever was talking to him, but his vision refused to do what he wanted it to, and his dizziness grew to an excruciating degree.
He let out a whimper, uncertain of what was going on, and felt a sudden sharp pain in his chest, intense and painful. It spread through his body like liquid fire, and he cried out, moving suddenly agonizing.
“Twilight!”
The hand was back and frantically patting his cheek, and something moved in front of him again, but all Twilight could do was focus on the dizziness and pain that was demanding all of his attention.
“Twilight, please, focus, do you know what happened?”
Twilight breathed in shakily, tensing as another wave of pain ripped through him. He had to tell them what was wrong, he had to warn them in case there was more of the dust, in case it hurt one of them— but all he could do was try not to scream.
“Twilight?”
Twilight squeezed his eyes shut, then reopened them, trying to meet whoever was in front of him’s eyes.
“Th... dust...” he moaned, voice barely more then a whisper, “brea... thed...”
His breath caught with pain, and Twilight heard someone shout as the dizziness overcame him again, darkness washing over his vision.
(...)
When Twilight woke back up, he was being held between two people, arms over their shoulders.
He blinked dizzily, and saw stone under his feet, moving slowly as he was carried forward. We must still be in the dungeon.
Another wave of that strange fiery pain ripped through him, and Twilight gasped, making whoever was holding him startle.
“He’s awake!”
Footsteps clattered on the stone, and hands poked at him, lightly holding up his chin.
“Rancher? How are you feeling?”
Twilight couldn’t manage anything more then a groan, and something gently ran through his hair.
“Okay, that’s alright, you’re going to be fine. Can you drink something for us? Warriors thinks a potion will help.”
Twilight mumbled something he hoped was a good enough reply, and something cool was pressed to his lips. Sweetness hit his tongue as it was tilted back, and Twilight drank, waiting for the potion to kick in.
The very beginnings of warmth began to settle in his chest, but then his stomach lurched, and he jerked forward, coughing up the healing draught and gagging at the taste of it coming back up. It felt weirdly dry as well, nearly making him choke, and Twilight felt the arms come up to prop him into a slightly different position.
“Easy Rancher...”
“Should we give him another?”
“He won’t be able to keep it down, not with the way he’s acting.”
“Well now what?!”
“...Guys? He’s... not just throwing up potion.”
The room went oddly quiet, apart from Twilight’s harsh breathing, his stomach and head now swirling with nausea. He’d finished throwing up, but now his tongue and throat felt like sandpaper in his mouth. He coughed something out, and there was a hand on his cheek again, holding him steady.
“Four said he mentioned breathing in dust earlier... do you think that’s what he meant?”
“I don’t see what else he could have meant.”
“So the dust is making him like this... we just gotta get it out somehow!”
Twilight moaned as his head swirled, and something touched him, gently rubbing his shoulder as his awareness started to fade again.
“Don’t worry Twi, we’ll fix this. Just hold on.”
(...)
Twilight came to with a jolt the next time, something forcing his mouth open, air being pulled through his lips.
He heaved in a gasp, and hands moved to hold him down, voices talking far above his head and the ground rolling up and down under his back. He tried to struggle, but the hands were firm, and something brushed through his hair as he tried to drag in another gasp.
“I’m so sorry Twilight, but this’ll help, try and stay still.”
The wind increased in its intensity, and Twilight felt like every bit of air was being sucked from inside him, leaving him unable to breath, unable to fight, to get away they were holding him down—
A sob choked from his throat, but he couldn’t move, couldn’t resist, couldn’t stop them from doing whatever it was they were doing and it made him feel sick. What felt like sand fell down his cheeks, and he let out a breathless scream as the air continued to be pulled from him, the fire in his limbs blazing, his head swirling.
There was more talking but Twilight couldn’t focus on any of it, his world narrowed down to pain and wind and a scratchy feeling in his throat and lungs and all over inside of him.
It hurt.
He still couldn’t breathe, no matter how he thrashed or cried out and the pain was so intense and thick that the darkness soon dragged him under yet again.
(...)
A hand was brushing through his hair, teasing out knots, gentle in its motions.
Twilight didn’t do anything but focus on it for a minute, the touch soothing and calm. Then he realized just how dry his throat felt, his insides hollow, and he let out a breathy moan, trying to open his eyes.
“Whoa, easy,” someone said, and Twilight finally dragged his eyes open, pleasantly surprised when his vision didn’t smear. He was able to look to the side and meet who turned out to be Four’s eyes without any swirling spots or fire in his chest, and he felt a spark of equal relief and confusion.
“...’thy?” he rasped, and Four nodded, looking pleased.
“Hey, he’s awake!” another voice said, and Sky leaned over into Twilight’s vision. He looked tired, but there was a smile on his face. “Good to see you up, Rancher.”
“Oh thank Hylia,” another voice gasped, and Wild appeared in his vision as well, looking utterly relieved. “We weren’t sure if that was going to work or not.”
“If what w...work..?” Twilight croaked, and Sky, Four, and Wild all looked at each other.
“We had to get the dust out somehow,” Four said quietly, guilt thick in his voice. “I figured since you inhaled it... sucking it out would be our best bet.”
“Four has an item that worked rather well,” Sky said, though his smile had grown tight. “We weren’t sure at first if it had helped, but... well, we’re glad you’re all right, Rancher.”
Twilight blinked, and looked between the three. He was having some trouble following exactly what was being said, he felt sore and tired, and a bit like a paper straw someone had sucked air through a few too many times, but even he could tell that Four felt awful.
And sure, he didn’t quite know why, or remember exactly what had happened, but Four had helped him, and that was enough for Twilight.
“Thank you,” he said sincerely, and worked past the bit of dizziness still in his head to reach over and pat Four’s hand. “Thank you.”
He couldn’t manage anything further, but it seemed like it was enough. Four took his hand in his and gave it a squeeze, and Twilight dredged up a smile.
“Screw dungeons,” Wild muttered fiercely, and went back to playing with Twilight’s hair. “They’re stupid and they suck.”
Twilight barked out a laugh, wheezy and uncomfortable, but it was worth it seeing the relieved looks that were exchanged above him.
“Agree. Screw ‘em,” he croaked.
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avephelis · 3 months
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firm believer in the "chip is a great cook" agenda partly because he rolls really well for it and also because i like to think he's probably got a lot of experience with making scavenged/limited ingredients into something edible. and maybe he picked something up from chey after all.
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oohbuggypie · 3 months
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every time my baby niece is visiting, she walks into the room that im playing Punch Out!! Wii in and starts happily squealing / stomping whenever she sees me fighting Bald Bull, Mr. Sandman, or Bear Hugger . today i had an itch in my brain that nothing else would scratch so i give 2 u all:: Bald Bull holding a baby 🩷🩷
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roomy-ghosted · 9 months
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JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.
#bg3#bg3 tav#baldurs gate 3#(Im a tag rambler so theres a lot here-) he's got voice six and because of that I'm opting he's incredibly INCREDIBLY young#like- probably 9? Dragonborn reach 10 year old human size at 3 for them so. yeah-#human-body wise he's about 17? but he's still got so little thoughts in his head. Which is canon as well at least#not gonna romance ANYONE as Tinfoil but we're gonna all be besties.#still deciding if he'll slurp tadpoles. he gives into peer preassure very easily and is very easily bossed around.#so it depends at the moment in the cutscene i guess.#he's the group kid. i think shadowheart would mother him a lot and he looks up to Karlach A SHITTON. 'She's so cool...'#'why is the group kid the leader?'#everyone shrugs but they see Tinfoil curl up around a small pile of gold and gems as he sleeps and they can't say no to what he wants to do#Lae'zel thinks he's 'extremely weak skinned. and needs all the help a pathetic youngling like him can get'#she says; helping said pathetic kid up off the nautaloid ship floor after he ran ahead to try and get to the controls; listening to her#like a good lil guy#'Tinfoil; darling; you know we can always get *more* gold if you give up some of these precious little rubies and opals. Your hoard#will look *much* more impressive that way.'#-Astarion; trying to convince a now-teary-eyed tinfoil to give up his hoard so the party can buy health potions#'its not...its not impressive?' he starts crying and Shadowheart has to comfort him#I KNOW he's gonna go murder mode and stuff. but everyone at camp thinks it's just dragonborn instincts kicking in#so they just like chain him to a tree for the night.#its funny i think#'NO! BAD TINFOIL! STOP TRYING TO EAT THE BIRDS!'#'Raughguguhguguh. Tinfoil *NEEDS* sauce...'#he is on a leash constantly because he is enamoured with the beauty of the world and runs off- but also to not kill and maim constantly.
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kreachvera · 6 months
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my son he has 73 diseases and turned evil .
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pwab au zappa. pwabba if you will
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rickybaby · 1 month
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RICCIARDO: ALBON CLASH A “SINGULAR MOMENT”, NOT PART OF TOUGH START TO F1 2024
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c-kiddo · 20 days
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clawing my way out of the ground with a rarepair in hand like a zombie corpse reborn. red wine supernova by chappell roan is a reani/calliope song
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tamelee · 1 year
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Here are a few of my practice pages. I quickly realized that's exactly how I treated it as. Practice. I can't wait to draw the actual story that I was practicing for. Which is why I decided to leave this as is and continue with my regular fanart AND the story I'm working on! (And is almost finished!) There are a few extra pages on my PIXIV and I might upload the others there too since I did a bunch.
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mu-mumie · 1 year
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[ID: A sketch made with an orange marker. Harrier Du Bois from the game Disco Elysium is standing in a bathtub behind a shower courtain. Even though only his head and an arm are peeking from above the courtain, the sexy pose he's striking is clearly apparent from the shadow he casts. End ID]
I could not resist the temptation and had to draw Harry from this wonderfully hilarious fic by @brainrotdotorg. No, he isn't a professional stripper, he just suffered a shot wound and the 24 assholes in his head won't let him rest :'3
(Yes, it's orange because it's Kim's POV.)
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fisheito · 4 months
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squints suspiciously at the next event's silhouettes devs, if that really is yakumo... DON't make me tap the sign.....😒..........
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shebrakesforrainbows · 4 months
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SONDER
chapter 1 (prologue): do-re-ti, why not me? word count: 8,871
Cast wayward of the protruding, pitch-black hallway’s end, a single fluorescent light flickers in butterfly tempo, buzzing unremittingly. Ellis has been here prior to this moment; an ending to an abstruse labyrinth of twists and turns, of purple-hued orbs belonging to silhouetted figures just inches out of familiarity’s reach that pursue him relentlessly with seemingly no real reward. Their intentions are malefic, though. Despite them never speaking a word over warbled shrieks, he can tell that much. Like a deeply-rooted primal instinct pitted deeply in the gut, a sinking kind of feeling when you read something harrowing. Intermittently, Ellis has been able to graduate from the depths of the maze (granted he isn’t caught first), arriving in this same spot every time. With feet planted forward, blinded to naught but the black-and-white checkered path willing him on, just like the instance prior. And the one before that. He knows it well, but it feels like a location in his house that he’d never known to exist before a sudden discovery. Like the time Ellis figured out his dad had his own secret bathroom in the basement. He was more bemused about how his dad managed to even keep it quiet more than anything, whilst his chagrined mother simply soothed her temples and stalked up the creaky wooden staircase, murmuring something about needing a smoothie. Just like the hidden bathroom in the basement, there had to be something intangible to describe how it felt to be here. There just had to be.
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skyward-floored · 3 months
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iau Warriors and hdw Warriors are like opposites in terms of abilities… lol
I mean, IAU Warriors originally had both fire and ice powers actually, but I chucked that pretty early on. It was too much to deal with and just didn’t fit quite right with everything. But you’re right, that’s pretty funny that they’re opposites XD it’d be like—
HDW Warriors: so you... have ice powers?
IAU Warriors: yeah? Quit making that face, it’s not that weird.
HDW Warriors: it kind of is actually?? You can just shoot ice out of your hands???
IAU Warriors: well it’s less weird then being half dragon
HDW Warriors: half dragon half Sheikah. you forgot that part.
IAU Warriors: that only makes it weirder
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suntails · 1 year
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i drew myself some silvil food bc im dying in ‘lack of content.’ i am Begging someone else to care abt this ship with me. silvil nation has so much potential i Swear i Promise
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lucalicatteart · 5 months
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A few little sketches of some possible school uniforms for mage schools/learning centers for magic/etc. :0c Though because Nanyevimi is so scattered and disconnected, it'd actually vary much more by region (like not everywhere would have a cultural concept of what a suit jacket or neck tie looks like lol), so it's probably unrealistic for so many of them to follow too many traditional Uniform Conventions from cultures in our world, etc. But, still, fun to mess around with designs, and think about which would be most fun to wear/what school you'd go to just based off the clothing lol~
#I haven't felt well enough to do anything actually productive lately GRRRR.. evil health issues....#but I can sometimes at least draw while I lay on the floor with a heating pad and etc. lol.. so...#goofy little sketches. Still dislike that the ipad thing someone gave me is either like.. maybe the settings are just off OR possibly the#screen is slightly broken in some regard - so the pressure sensitivity does not work at all. thus all lines are blunt looking#instead of having tapered edges. which I KNOW can be a stylistic thing. like I think it's fine mostly#but sometimes shading looks weird for all of the lines to be the exact same size/width with like no variation lol#though since it's just little sketches it doesnt matter lol but still... hrmm... ever working out my strategy for how to use the ipad for a#art things/if I can ever get used to it/etc.#AAANYWAY... still so uniform obsessed.. and have been since I was a child. Like way before going to middle school and meeting#the people who like anime and get into school uniforms of that variety. I mean like... age 7 before even having any friends#and having zero popular media interests or outside influences that would make uniforms Trendy. but I would see like a 'private school#uniform' on a new story on tv or something or in a book and was just like OUGH... I Should Dress That Way#I used to go to thrift stores and find multiple seperate pieces that could be combined together to look like a school uniform#I had like 4 or 5 different 'uniforms' that I made myself in that way. My first outfit that I was ever allowed#to pick out for myself as my big First Day Of Middle School outfit was literally like school uniform inspired#(maybe mixed with a little goth.. like it was a school uniform sort of look but black and white with fishnet armwarmers lol.. plaid +#stripes pattern mixing my beloved... )#I think it's just the same way that I love apartment buildings because I'm infinitely fascinated with like.. observing human nature and peo#le displaying their psersonalities in little ways and how you can give 10 people the same exact identical space but each one will decorate#it completely differently just depending on their own tastes and reasonnig and etc. I love the idea of everyone in some setting#having to be in one specific set outfit BUT you can tell something about them by the little ways they customize it or what type#of accessories they wear or if they choose to button their shirt fully or not or etc. etc. I like the constraints of 'okay everyone has to#be in exactly the same uniform - NOW. give them their own unique style somehow despite this' etc. etc. like#yaaaayyyy.. I love thinking of little obscure details that convey personality. they have a little pin hidden on the inside of their#hat. their shoes are just like everyone else's but more worn out. they have a necklace barely visible beneath their collar. their tie is#always a little more askew that everyone elses. or even. the uniform is EXACTLY on model entirely clean crisp pristine not a single element#customized or out of place - which STILL tells you something about them. etc. etc.#ANYWAY.. yeahg.. struggling to get anything done these last few weeks so.. blam. poof. alakazaam. scratchy little sketches#of nothing very productive or relating to any other project in particular be upon ye
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