#weird shizz

[baconcolacan]

I know Tom had that exclamatory quirk (e.g. Holy Poptarts in a pencil sharpener!!) which, sadly, we have not seen much of in newer eddisodes.

But I think it would be funny if he brought it back at an older age, cause man saying cuss words get boring as you reach a certain age, lets put some ✨panache✨ back into our frustrations

#eddsworld headcanons #ew tom #For Stay AU Tom I think he’d partially bring it back cause of AK lmao #also hey everybody I knew stopped cussing much once we got to college-work age #its really weird but it makes sense?? like #childhood= frick heck shizz #teenage years = fuck shit damn all that good good #college = frick heck shizz #lmao #my old ‘curse’ words I use again these days are: #Shiitake mushrooms. Dapper Dippin’ Dots. and Shiznits on a bicycle #recently screamed that last one after stubbing my toe lol

[nulltune]

IM GNNA FINISH UP DA HAKUNO NAME RELATED ASKS WHEN I WAKE UP BUT but tysm for sendin if u did omg 🥺🫶💖✨️ am lookin forward 2 answering em !! >:3

also i do have some Thoughts(TM) on the matter bc cmon.. it's hakuno ..... ofc i'd have some thoughts !!!! hakuno would respond to pretty much anything so long as she knows that it's in reference to herself, her name has no meaning to her (because of her lack of identity you know </3) but with the proper development then she'd Especially like hearing her name so long as it's coming from the right person ✨️

#&&. out of #tbd. #also when i say pretty much anything i mean- Pretty Much Anything #like !! k.azuradrop called her a bug and she pretty much accepted it 🥹😭 it's cuz she understands + accepts it tbh orz #so long as she understands the intent then i think she'd accept whatever the name is ....... #only instance i can imagine her correcting someone is if they mispronounced her name in a genuine mistake or sth #but if it's purposeful and they called her sum weird shizz like idk h.akuro or sth (💀) just cuz they feel like it and want to then #🧍‍♂️ /h.akuno vc well; it doesn't matter ...... #sbfkshcj SO YEAH #her wanting to hear someone say her name properly sounds small but it's pretty big for her on terms of character development 🥹 #IDK IF IM MAKING SENSE BUT GGRAAGUGHHH H.AKUNO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ALSO FACK I LOVE HER NAME SM I LOVE IT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED AND USED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #/dont mind me im half asleep okok i can be a liddol crazy-

[tskumoyuuma]

I think that if I ever get on t, or if I ever get top surgery, I would def accept the he / them pronouns back. the they them pronouns would be there to help accurately tell people just who I am

but as I am now, as someone who really doesnt pass, theres a not a whole lot of me that automatically says "guy" to strangers. iv got my name, my short hair, my clothes, but those rnt a very good indicator, especially these days. so many people have assumed I'm a butch lesbian, which couldnt be farther from the truth (lov yall butch lesbians tho). these few things also have to compete against my voice, my body, my face. n these things r often the main indicators people use to determine if they should put someone in a "boy" or "girl" box (n I myself am not immune! I'm not immune from using my own little boxes in my head, tho they may look different from someone elses)

n I guess my point is that rn, I feel like I'm grasping at straws to get people to at least put me in the "guy" box, to not have them even think of putting me anywhere near the "girl" box, even if that's also where they put the "others", which I also technically am. so by trying to make people refer to me solely w the traditional masculine pronouns, I'm just trying to better represent that part of myself

n then in the future maybe I'll do what I can to better represent my "other" side too

#personal shizz #n its a bit frustrating cause like #i can imagine an alternate world #where people rnt weird about gender n never wer #where i can be 100% satisfied w never going on t or getting top surgery #n i can freely use he / them pronouns #n people will see me for who i really am #anyways its bedtime goodnight

[giantmonstermash]

So, as somebody who's... really new to the whole social media thing, lemme tell you: Seeing posts I made getting Liked and Reblogged just kinda leaves me sitting there like

Just

People? Like my things?? Asfdwhsfshbcjsf-

THANK YOU, AND I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU. I'll do my best to keep being Me and making neat stuff!

#I have had all the media interaction #of a potato #for YEARS #the last time was #FACEBOOK #WHEN I WAS A TEENY TINY TEENAGE BABBY #Then I left #because #y'know #see above site #my bio-fam still send me weird and interesting cooking videos #like Cheeseburger Beef Wellington #Gordon Ramsay would blow a blood vessel at that shizz

[m3ab]

I've discovered that I can no longer go to bed without hearing "I'm going to bed, before either of you can get us killed, or worse, expelled". Not sure what to make of it, but it makes me put down whatever I'm doing and go to bed so I'm not complaining

#harry potter quotes #Meab's head does weird shizz #Harry potter #potter #Hermione granger quotes #quotes #Hermione granger

[sillylittle-man]

When you get hit by balls

#weird shit #dumbass #dumb shit #random shizz #Shit post #For those of you who don't know #I play lacrosse #I'm a goalie #Help #Goals? #Fuck #i hate everything #My dyslexia will not let me spell

[kmclaude]

I don't see Nathan as being CSA'd but alsoooooooo Annemarie badtouching Nathan is chefkiss for all the drama and weirdness (or well to Nate it'd be goodtouch)

I mean teeeeechnically Nathan and Em probably has some kinda COCSA shizz goin on...

[weaselbeaselpants]

Not a Receipt-post. Just venting cuz it's twice now I've gotten this really accusatory ask, again:

Q: "Why do you 'HATE' Vivziepop??"

Short answer: I don't hate her. I hate how her fans can NOT take criticism,

because -> they have 0 boundaries with Viv -> whenever someone does criticize the shows in any way, they (the fans) -> embarrass you in front of the Spindlecrew who -> have no reason NOT to take the fan's word on how 'awful' you are, and so -> inadvertently ignore/condone your harassment.

Long answer:

I don’t know Viv and I never have.

I watched her YEARS ago back on deviantART when she was Vivzmind. I really loved her art and I still do. The few times I ever interacted with Viv, when I commented on her shizz, I remember her being fun, casual, and nice. True, maybe I don't know the "real her", whoever that is, but I have few if any qualms with Viv on a personal level. Judging every single artist who makes creative decisions you disagree with by John K standards is fucking hyperbole. I don't hate her.

What I HAVE always hated, and the thing that eventually drove me to quietly stop following Viv in 2013, are her fans....

we really need to start talking about them, okay?

~~~~Part 1 ~~~~~~ my experience, the Vivziepop standom THEN

There were two kinds of Vivzmind groupies back in the day, 1) the majority, aka ppl like me, and 2) this one very specific kind of Vivz-stan. While the basic majority of fans (me) were as lovebombing and prone to hype as anyone would be about the artist they admire, the people who were REALLY rabid for Viv's attention (stans) felt possessive. They felt hostile. Like, imagine you say outloud that you like the popular kid at school cuz everyone does and there'd be a weird false friend of theirs listening in, constantly @ing you with "yeah, well I like her MORE" or coming to their defense on perceived slights against her. I'm sure a lot of it was based in just social ineptitude and not anything too serious, but again it was beyond what was usual for popular DA artists.

When people say “Viv can not take criticism”, what they really mean is these fans could not take criticism.

I know all I have to go on is heresay given that much of her gallery and old work is gone but here's what I remember:

>>If you were a newbie follower and you accidentally did something Viv vocally didn't like, you'd pay for it. If you were like me and said once Viv’s art reminded you of neopets, Viv herself would say nothing but these fans would tear you to shreds for daring to not know Viv’s comfort zone. >>If you were asking for context on what was happening in one of her pics with characters you didn’t know, fans would inform you in a passive aggressive manner. "HOW DARE you not remember! Viv posted it, ugh yer so annoying, Felicia"

>> One thing Viv def did not like was people “stealing” her artstyle - not tracing or using her art w/o permission, just very clearly being inspired by her in making their own characters or pictures. She hated that. I get how, when you’re JUST a popular artist on the site it can seem annoying, like someone’s Patrick-Star-ing your every move while acting like they don’t know you...that's rough, trust me, but it’s STILL not the same as art theft-! Even so, Viv complained and would post journals about artists “stealing” her style. One time she happened to do this to an artist I did art trades with. Because of Viv's 'endorsement', he left dA forever. His profile was bombarded by passive-aggressive to just straight up mean Vivstans dogpiling him about how he "needed to give Viv credit". One of the few times I talked to Viv it was to say "hey I know you’re mad, but this guy’s kind of my friend", to which she said to me "tell you friend that it’s wrong and not okay to do this." So I did. He told me he more than knew by that point and was off the site within the week. This was long before I just fell out of interest and stopped watching her, but it always left a bad taste in my mouth that I did that. That's the thing: there's no big-style discourse, just a lot of little microaggressions that'd build up and wear you down.

Ppl often characterize "white knights" as being directed by their beloved artist to do the deed, but, as far as I know, Viv has never been the "DEFEND MY HONOR"-type. Viv never seemed to talk to these uber fans AT ALL; she was far more abt chit chatting with her friends and casual viewers. The vibe I always got wasn’t that Viv weaponized her worst fans’ behavior, it’s that she ignored them and also ignored how they may have hurt the rest of us. On paper nothing about Viv saying “ya’ll, I’m tired of these specific comments abt my work; copycats; non criticisms being dished,” is wrong. It’s that her underground stan-base would be the ones to pounce on you for it, for whatever reason I don't know. Maybe it was some kind of bid for Viv’s approval or maybe it was just cuz they felt better doing it; THAT is what you feared. So, when Viv did the bare minimum of get peeved at someone or something, it was a circumstance that meant nothing if it’d happen to any other artist but it would hurt because there was her initial judgment, and then there was her followers' judgment. This is important because while I think this exact attitude/relationship has changed, like hell do I think it’s gotten better...

~~~Part 2~~~The Spindlehorse chain of command, aka Vivziepop now

Now that Viv's the auteur creator of a beloved Indie series, I fully believe Viv's base has matured into a DIFFERENT breed of toxic. I’m always stressing this because it couldn’t be stressed enough: Hazbin Hotel is a preemptive fandom: It was made with the help of numerous internet famous animators collabing with an already devotedly popular creator at the helm; it was promised and hyped and kept up as a fandom before there was ever even a product (the pilot) out, and way before it was properly picked up in 2020; because so many internet people were working on it, it was a darling to many the animation/art scene on youtube+ people had a deep attachment to it; the fans have almost direct access/ability to talk to the showrunners directly and vice/versa, so the fans feel very ‘in’ on the show in a way other budding cartoon fandoms couldn’t really say. All these elements mean that Hazbin+Helluva are made with a great deal of love, devotion, and earnestness to them. It’s a very passionate, very close-knit community and just so we're clear, there's nothing wrong with that.

It just also means that the creator and the fans do not have great boundaries with each other and I think may be a little blindsided by the joy of creation. Where back in the day the 'old verse-same-as-the-first' would be Viv'd have a tiff w someone and that someone w be bombarded by basement stans, now there’s a different kind of vicious circle at play:

when the HH/HB fan communities hear rumors of “a critic” or “a bully” (usually just negative reviews /redesigns/fan theories that contradict what the creator wants) there’s a real threat of that 'critique' working it’s way up the chain of command TO the creators themselves. And by 'critique', I mean the real words and intent being taken out of context or twisted to fit the stans' pov. (ex: "Stolitz is a bad ship and Stella is a wasted villain" get's telephoned into "I hate that these characters are gay; I want Stolas to go back to his abuser")

The creators have no incentive of their own to comment on this bs. They're busy. BUT, because they are just as much the makers of as they are fans of their own show they feel the need to comment on any controversy they hear because they don’t want things getting out of hand. On paper, understandable; But in practice-

-the Spindlehorse crew don’t really know the context of the situation. They take it on good faith that their fans aren’t misrepresenting things to them, to which they then say nothing to stop people from being harassed, OR-

-they casually dish out their own comments in response to a situation they’re not actually a part of.

In 2018 Frootrollup1, a then-underage fan, drew redesigns of the cast of Hazbin because she draws redesigned versions of all of her fandoms → some fans saw her art as mocking/attacking Viv because assholes have done their own redesigns of Hazbin to spite Viv in the past → these same fans took their complaints to Twitter where a bunch of people, including Viv, all dunked on Frootrollup for being another “hater”...and only backed off when they learned her age and that it wasn’t a pic drawn in spite. "Oops." Frootrollup WAS a fan of Hazbin. She’s not anymore because people took her art out of context, had their own kneejerk reactions to it, and embarrassed her in front of the creator directly, who took these people’s sides. This isn’t an isolated incident and it keeps happening because the crew doesn’t discourage fans from reacting or asking for their input on crap that shouldn’t involve them. 

“Lots of fanbases have shitty fans” is not the point here. Hazbin/Helluva are a unique case. Yes all fandoms kinda suck, technically, and any case where you have the creators reacting to fans is gonna get parasocial. My point is that Spindlehorse is waaay to accustomed to their fandom as fans themselves and not outside viewers.

Remember back in 2015, when that one Steven Universe fan was being bombarded for her problematic art when it was really just a glorified hate campaign by some of her ex friends wanting to bad mouth her to the fandom?; and then IT WORKED? Imagine now that one of the people running the hate campaign on her had taken the 'evidence' to the Crewniverse directly, and Rebecca Sugar herself was like “wow, what a bigot!”- adding to the dogpile of hate that almost got that fanartist to kill herself??? Scary hypothetical, I know, but that's what scares me about this. If that isn’t already happening already, with a bunch of critical fans and redesign-artists going silent out of fear of the Vivbase, then it’s at a real threat of becoming a reality. 

-----brief aside, we gotta mention Tapatalk and why they're awful and you shouldn't dismiss them/accidentally condone them----

Complicating matters more is the BadWebcomicsWiki. While not KiwiFarms or 4chan, the wiki forums had the same problem of being made exclusively for bitching and moaning at webcomics ppl didn’t like (many of which were bad, but it's just as likely that should a webcomic DARE to be liberal or furry or lgbt themed it was suspiciously torn apart by people all too eager to note said things..). That is what the wiki and forum were made for. That is what they were always made for. Do not @ me abt how it was 'good once' or people had good intentions and didn't wanna use it for hate. I know, I'm getting to that ->

In 2015 When Zoophobia got a thread and later an article there, a bunch of randos from outside joined the forums simply because it was one of the first and only times where former Viv fans could congregate + explain all the details to the newbies+ talk about the bullying and microaggressions Viv’s base did that hurt them and how she did nothing to stop it; i.e. people started to use the shittybitch forums for genuine talk about the comic and criticism.

((never had, nor do I want a BWW account, but I used to check in every day back in 2015 for updates on one webcomic I hated before wising up and realizing the site was run by centrist chudheads. This is how I found out abt the Zoophobia discourse at the time))

The problem being that, when you go to a forum for any kind of dissenting opinion to be made, ANY KIND of dissenting opinion WILL BE made. It doesn’t matter if some ppl meant nothing wrong and just wanted a place to shoot the shit about how bad Viv’s stans were. A "bad-media-is-bad-lemme hate on it cuz I'm cool"-based wikiANYTHING is going to lead to truly bad behavior. That moment came for the ZPBWW forums when one user showed up posting graphic art of Angel Dust raping Viv’s severed head as a joke. If I remember right, and it's prolly still on their forum now, other users on the forum were mad that he did that, but it doesn't really matter. Viv HAD/HAS ALL the right to disassociate w that forum regardless of what, how, or why anyone else used it for. That’s what you do when your understanding of a website is-“oh, that place where people hate on every little thing I do including the guy who mailed me art of myself getting raped?”. And that’s before we even get to LincarRox/theToyTaker drama and how he scoured the BWW forums once he was kicked off the normal Hazbin fan scene for stalking/harassing Viv. 

The Vivstans know this harassment against her exists. They don’t understand the real depth of it, but they know it’s there. What they do is use that harassment’s existence to justify their own dogpiling. 

The most egregious part is, given how big the Spindlehorse fandom is, it’s not very hard at all for other fans- big name or indie creators, to be misinformed and believe only the stans’ versions of events without question → which adds even more stigma because if in this ‘cancel/DNI’-obssessed microculture we got on Twitter and Tumblr. People aren’t questioning or really knowing the situation any more than Viv does. Except, these people are just fans, not the showrunners, and should be more open to hearing (legit) criticism. They’re not and that’s leading to a lot of the regular fanbase to I think develop tunnel-vision. As an outsider, I can't tell you for sure if any of Erin Frost's claims are 'valid' or legit. The most upsetting thing by far though is HOW FAST people were to call her a liar or act like her complaints at Spindlehorse are "nothing".

tl;dr I think two truths currently coexisting at the moment are

Viv has been harassed and treated horribly by people saying they’re “just being critical”. I 110% believe this woman when she says she ‘hates creeps’. I've seen first hand some of those creeps. I don't envy her.

Viv and the Spindlehorse crew have terrible boundaries and foresight into their fandom’s innerworkings and should NOT be commenting on them- because they exacerbate the issues within.

Viv’s base in uniquely unhealthy and overprotective. From the stanbase on the fringe, to the excitable but vulnerable fans that make up the whole, to the creators themselves who aren’t equipped to micromanage or even just manage all this drama. I see a bubble of pent up aggression seeping under the surface of the Helluva/Hazbinverse fanbase and I’m really scared when it pops. 

I have no idea what’s actually going on with the Spindlehorse folks or what’s in their hearts. I’m not interested in rumors, and I’m SO not interested in stupid petty AntiHazbin shit that perpetuates the hateflow (PK Russel, BWW, DaftPina I'm lookin at yoooo). I want to be a fan of Helluva and be excited for Hazbin. I want to take part in all this seeing as I did follow Viv and still do like her art and her general attitude about animation. It’s always cool when someone you followed casually makes it big- you want to support them! But, I’m also just naturally skeptical and sardonic and critical of things I like. So I’m in constant fear that overprotective stans are going to take my words and embarrass me in front of Viv and crew. And that? That WILL def make me hate Hazbin. No, still not enough to join your weirdo AntiHazbinnie tags or stalker threads, but it WILL make me hate it.

I don’t want that, none of you fans want that, and I know the creators don’t want that to be happening on a mass scale with people who're just skeptical of their show.

In comparing Helluvaverse to any other animated show's online fandom, there's no one to one, but consider how rabid and anticritical Steven Universe was- consider how dismissive and gatekeepy the Rick & Morty fandom is, consider how inconsiderate of creator's boundaries the Bronies were. Hazbin isn't out yet and if Helluva goes for all long as Viv and Brandon intend, it's also in it's infancy. We all have an opportunity to fix these problems before it begins- I say we do our part.

#critical fandom #rick & morty critical #rick and morty #helluva boss #helluva boss critical #steven universe critical #steven universe #cw: rape #cw: online abuse #cw: stalking #vivziepop #tapatalk #bad webcomics wiki

[magicdragonoid01]

Hello 🤓☝️

wassupies im magic dragonoid but u can call me magic or noid. here i mostly post lifesteal smp capcut template bc its my only way to soothe the jitters (im not crazy i promise) but sometimes i reply to asks or just talk about random shizz. ANYWAYS here are some things about me ☺️ (its kinda long bc i dont know how to shut up >p<)

i like when people ask me things i think its cool so ask me things and there is a 99.9% chance i will reply !!

i like lifesteal smp so if u wanna ramble about it i will ramble w u

i CANNOT draw so if ur hoping for another blog to find fanart on GO AWAY ur not finding it here :3

im silly im like so silly im literally like the silliest person ever (i think im funny and will post what i think is funny)

HEY this is for all u WEIRDOSSS out there !! im a little YOUNGEN i am NOT over 18 i am a SMALL dont talk to me if ur WEIRD and like THE YOUNGENS EWWWWWW

there r my hashtags !! (i will forget to use them) #template alert !! for my silly videos and #thanks for the ask !! for when people FINALLY TALK TO ME UGHHH

i started the blog forgetting to repost things and i still dont. i wanna but the consistency guys the consistency !!

yeah idk what else 🙏 thanks for listening (D

#into or wtv idfk #in doing this intro after having this blog for like 4 months >p #here r the hastags to like go to them or smth idk #template alert !! #thanks for the ask !!

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

hey i loved your new chapter!!! i have two questions 1) did daemon come inside babey?? is she gonna be preggo again? 2) do you plan for babey to be an ancestor of daenerys, with that show quote you included? loved that bit btw

HELLOOOOOOO! I'm so glad you enjoyed! Lol, love the questions. I'll answer them below, or give some indication as to when you'll find out the answer if I can't provide concrete details.

He did not nut inside Babey, ahahaha. As for the other question, you'll find out! It may or may not be relevant in the next chapter, teehee.

I cannot SPOIL aaaaah, partly because I haven't fully decided what I'm doing (the characters decide in the moment 90% of the time how a thing's gonna go) and also because I don't wanna RUIN the suspense! This is definitely a long-term question, so no idea what the timeline is gonna be like on readers finding out what this is all about. It honestly depends on where this weird shitshow takes me, lol. I am NOT good at hardcore planning. I like to vibe and let them do the shizz for me.

I hope this isn't too much of a disappointing response, my boo! Thanks for asking!

#fanfiction asks

[muichinno]

The conjuring (Finally 2day is fri 13th so)

They go to the conjuring house, becuz maki said thats her house, "welcome to my beautiful house" said maki "Umm hun" said aika, "Yeah?" said maki "This is the conjuring house?" said aika, "oh i know" said maki, Milo was just eating her pringles when she stepped into the house "Guys com on!" said milo, Maki aika ilona walked in, maki and aika walked into a diffrent room, milo followed, maki and aika found a weird closet and they both walked in, milo got a idea and shut the door on the two and locked it, "Shizz she locked it" said aika, maki looked in her eyes, "Hmm?" said aika "Why are you staring at me?" asked aika, Maki kissed aika, "JAIYHIUHIAHI" aika was confused and flusterd, Milo opened the door, "OHHHHHHHH" said milo, "Wait where's ilona?" asked maki, "Shiz we probably lost her" said aika, they all ran around to find ilona, until maki went into the basement and saw ilona sitting there, "Ilona?" said maki, Ilona flew up into the air, "AH SHIZ MAN I AINT DOING THIS" said maki, "Ysgshogguhgsuujsahgjsagkihauguskdyueguy" said ilona, "This is some stranger things shiz" said maki, milo and aika ran up to them, "Omgg what happend>???" asked milo, "Idk anymore!" said maki, "OH hell nah im stwaping this shiz" said aika, she pulled down ilona, "Umm what happend guys?" asked ilona, "Nothing were are going home now" said aika,

the end

Extra: Hot cocoa

After they got home aika made some hot cocoa, "Yummy!" said maki, "Delicious" said milo,"No problem" said aika, The end nowByyee

(@theyluvsmilo @muichirothehashira @tokito-dulya20 i couldnt add @bunskero becuz i read somewhere she quit or something?)

[tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone]

#source: isaiahsgrave #meme #funny tweets #dank memes #twitter #shitpost #tweet #tweets #funny #new tweet #top tweets #random shizz #funny twitter #relatable memes #relateable #i can relate #relate #twitter stuff #weird tweets #tweetsfromtwitter #tweets i have saved on my phone #music #music meme #music memes #memeage #memes #funny memes #twitter memes #fresh memes #anxiety mood

[dsaf-confessions]

I relate with Dave not in the silly way- Yes he acts silly, but it's mostly because of his trauma and how he was in life. For most of my life I was friends with someone who used me and shaped me into what they wanted me to be (a comedic piece. Someone who they can laugh to and that I'm stupid and will never amount to anything better and did social experiments on me) I went along with it cause I wanted them to stay and I didn't think it was anything bad. Then I got new friends, and the old one got mad at me and left and etc. Now I kind of use my friends to influence my life decisions.

Dave has done that in a similar way, he followed around Henry, got used, turned into who he was now. Of course, he had it worse, experimental surgery and what not. Then Jack came along, and depending on what route you go makes up Dave's fate and influences him. So depending on what route you want to go makes up his fate. He is so influenced by your decisions and the ones around him that it changes his whole life.

So yes Dave acts weird, and is mentally ill and people call me a silly person when I say I relate with him. But in reality it's mainly cause I can semi understand what it was like. But I'm just getting tired of people saying Dave is "a silly guy" And referring to him as only that, when it's deeper than that. He was used, ditched, went through so much shizz, and only to be reguarded as only that.

Idk I'm not that good at analyzing characters. But I needed to put this out there

-tired anon

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#dsaf confessions #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #dave miller

[tskumoyuuma]

I was only ever sent out into the hallway when I was in like 2nd grade n it was cause I was crying about ruining my art project. apparently the way my teacher acted it was as if I was in trouble. my mom told me years later that this teacher apparently called social services to talk to me cause. I was crying too much about a little art thing I guess

#personal shizz #i remember talking to the social services lady #thought she was a parent volunteer who just happened to see me crying #she was v nice n helped calm me down tho #but like. it was such a weird thing #my mom hated that teacher for it #worthy to note i was the biggest cry baby in elementary school #i had too much empathy for inanimate objects n cried frequently about them #this was one of those instances #(we wer painting butterflies but i used too much paint n the paper ripped apart)

[gamerbearmira]

GUYS GUYS MERMAID AU STUFF

MERMAN PEDRO MEETING ALMA BUT I THREW IN SOME SIREN SHIZZ JUST FOR FUN

👹👹👹 I love angst

—————

“Pedro?” Alma asked, walking over to the river where Pedro was playing with his their grandchildren. The man spun and turned to look at his wife. He felt Antonio wriggle out of his grasp, whimpering as he swam over to his sister. Pedro frowned as he watched his grandchildren swim a little ways away from Alma.

Pedro looked at Alma, frown still present. “In the flesh,” he said stern,y, crossing his arms.

“You’re…alive? A-And you’re…a…a…” Alma’s voice got caught in her mouth, as she stared at Pedro, then his tail.

Not her husband. That photo, it had to be fake, it couldn’t be true. There was just no way. Her husband a—

“A merman?” Pedro said, before his face hardened. “Or, in your words, and I quote, a ‘sea devil’?”

Alma looked towards her former grandkids. They must have told him. There was no other way. And this man couldn’t be her husband…her husband was a kind human, one who cared for his kids. Unless…unless he abandoned her on purpose, and came back only because he found out his grandkids were like him.

“You…you aren’t my husband, you can’t be he’s not…” Alma backed up as Pedro swam forward slightly.

“A sea devil? A merman?” Pedro flicked his fins slightly. “A siren even!” Pedro chuckled before he stopped suddenly. “I could show you siren.”

“What—?” Alma grimaced at his tone. No. He wouldn’t.

“My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold,” Pedro sang, voice ghostlike, echoing in her head. She covered her ears, no, no way.

It couldn’t be. Alma shook her head as she back away from him…was he even her husband? She saw him move closer to the shore, and physically lift himself out.

His human legs instantly appeared, and he moved towards Alma who was frozen in place. Pedro’s hands moved her hands from her ears before he cradled her face, looking into her eyes with an emotion she couldn’t pin point.

“There is nothing can console me, but my jolly sailor bold,” Pedro got incredibly close to her face, looking into her eyes. For a moment he said nothing, before letting her go and walking back towards the kids, who had said nothing as they watched their grandfather ruin their grandmothers world.

“Come on nietos,” Pedro got back into the water, letting his long tail stretch out. He took one last look at Alma, who had paled greatly and was rendered silent. “Come back when you’re ready to apologize…How’s that for sea devil?” With that, the group of merfolk swam off downstream, leaving Alma to drop the ground as she stared at her hands.

She remembered when Pedro sang that in the past, but she had never thought that it…

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REALLY WEIRD AND BAD BUT I NEEDED TO GET THIS OUT 🗿🗿

What do y’all think 🧑‍🦲

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so is amma a changeling/dopplerganger? or is she actually a tiefling? and like how old is she did she study away was she always in the cult like sorry im really interested in her... bewitched me body and soul etc

okay i rambled and took like 4 days to answer this so UNDER THE CUT

she is a tieflingggggg and that's what she's sticking with! if/when she does 'change shape' or w/e its a uhhh . spell. i forgot the name of it. disguise shape spell LMAO. but its only got a handful of variations compared to like. the mask of the shapeshifter yknow. okay so my like concept of amma and the winding water is that when "amity the first" is sent to investigate some like bhaalist pop up, bc its been a while since theyve been active but hey you cant trust a bhaalist. the first however convinces these like weeping devoted weirdo bhaalists that shes one of them, dives into the water and retrieves a babe from the like long dead watery remains of bhaal, but it's not really a child. like just some sort of . ok im losing words i was gonna say jellybean LOL but like equivalent of holding a very warm piece of light in hand. like divinity. and it's the weirdest thing for the first because bhaal literally wrecked personal havoc for a good few hundred years, pre and post death, and he's technically still dead by this point too when like they shouldn't be finding anymore spawn really popping up (or at least ones with enough divinity to warrant watching over in case of death and then resurrection of father dearest). but the divinity is warm and small and sweet, nothing like what the first had experienced with the crisis. and when the first like breaks through the surface of the river with a child pulled from bhaal's remains, it more than anything puts a good amount of fear back into them.

because the gods are Very Real, still, apparently, despite the spellplague and troubles causing all kinds of havoc around them. the first gets to the shore with this child who is not a child but is all at once, just a formation of river remains, bone, blood, weeds.

but this not-child opens its eyes and looks at her and as it grows, the first starts to notice it resembles her. not completely, there are some things that even the weirdness but also lack of magic can't replace when someone is created from their father's bones. yet horns grow, and a tail, and the child is a tiefling, by all accounts. the child is kind of hers.

as for like. how amma gets Educated™ and shizz, raised by the first and primistresses. introduced to maiming biting killing etc. definitely comes into her magic girl moment early as well, divine soul and all that (but evul!). amma is a weird quiet kid, takes well to like. everything outside the bhaalist attempts to foster their perfect little bhaalspawn considering it failed the last few times. attends like idk random ass colleges or like academies for one yr or smth. just randomly appears in the back of a class, learns, leaves. i would think it would be hilarious if she was at blackstaff academy in neverwinter and gale was there too at some point LMAO like lets start that rivalry off early. as far as like 'adopted' by another family goes, that did happen kind of, but she was also introduced to other bhaalist peers like torlin silvershield (who assisted with bringing back bhaal rip to gorions ward ig), thalamra vanthampur (funded the dead three when elturel was pulled into the hells), nysene eomane, rillyn family and other mostly devil worshipping families because its baldurs gate. you can throw a stone and like not 3ft from you hit someone who rly shouldnt worship a dang devil or god like.

granted she's not living this upper city lifestyle - these people are coming to the lower city, her domain. not an assassin for hire, but like, easy to bait and intrigue. is Known™ to some people but like do they want to know about her? probably not. especially when they see her collection of preserved. idk. eyeballs? spleens? choose a body part?

but amma is mostly just idling her and studying and picking up skills around the place, doing some sightseeing, maybe some unfortunate stabbing. the first kind of does try to get her into like. a family or two while amma is a wee child but there are uncontrollable urges and then combined with the blend of a child's emotional reaction and sharp objects and loud noises, it just becomes best for this kid to not be fostered. THERE WERE GOOD TIMES but there were also more bad than good. which is unfortunate and the first adds it to a long list of regrets. but amma pretty much starts going to these places and doing these things in her teens, well until what she remembers as like her late 20s early 30s, before returning to the temple of bhaal in baldurs gate. taking over. you come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding (has no daughter). freshly slaughtered class blood all over her and then like takes control of the bhaalist temple.

fucks around. finds out. in her downtime honestly still finds herself picking up books and whatever - debates attending lectures and the like at public forums. goes to a museum. looks at the sculptures. uses one for a weapon. moves on. culture !

#replies #oc: amma #i dew not know if this answered ur question. s? i rambled