#we must beat them

[heynhay]

will you break and take all the words from my mouth?

#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #IM BITING RIPPING AND TEARING #THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SONG I PROMISED. #THE LANCE SONG. #i will literally guarantee satisfaction if you just go listen #not to mention its a fucking banger in general #it gets a fucking 99% klance match score. it has tension. some resentment. lots of love. overwhelming everything. god #this comic would be like right around the beat drop at 2 min btw. #me finally putting lance thru it for once instead of keith LOL #tumblr user heynhay be like STORYTELLING THROUGH COLOR CAN WE USE THE PALETTE TO BUILD THE NARRATIVE PLEASE!!! #BUT BACK TO THE SONG #IT HAS EVERYTHING. EVEN REFERENCES TO BOOTS. LONG HAIR. OUTDATTED 80s FASHION. #REFERENCES TO BEING RUDE TO THEM IN ORDER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. #REFERENCES TO BEING ANGRY BC YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABT THEM #i unironicallyt must have listened to this one hundreds of times on loop while drawing this. enjoy. #art #my art #btw keith is explaining some deranged shit hes like: (with big sparkly anime eyes) do you wanna go build a pipe bomb and blow up that bldng

[littlefankingdom]

~ Batman: Detective Comics (2016)

The fear on Bruce's face when he hears what Tim has planned, the stress as he run toward his son, calling EVERY allies in the area to come save his son because he will be too late (again).

"The blood of the covenant is ticker than the water of the womb" is really prevalent in Batman. His family doesn't share blood, but they bleed together. And here, the message is even stronger because the enemy, the one that is responsible of the death of his adopted son he loves so much, is his uncle, the brother of his dear late mother.

#batman #bruce wayne #tim drake #red robin #dc comics #my ramblings #Bruce must hates explosions they keep taking his children from him #Tim isn't actually dead it's revealed later so he is going to get grounded for life when he is back #Tim being like “tell my brother I love them” he is such a softie he loves this crazy ass family so much #“before we give him to the gov I need to beat the shit out of him”

[cozylittleartblog]

sorry important addition to the last post but that man is Not more than four feet tall on a good day, don't think otherwise for a SECOND

#deltarune #doodles #swatch #spamton #art #go flirt up a different bird mfer they're busy #prompted bc i think someone tagged that post talking about spam being tall and im like Girl Where #his feet don't touch the floor in that booth <3 #we only sell short spamton images here sir #/big LH ofc #... but just in case. i would like to beat the Tall Allegations. he aint! #and also get away with posting at least one fullbody non drunkly disheveled bigshot spamton cuz i like the way i draw him actually #and i want people to see it One Time. he looks like he is friends with Vaultboy Fallout #''if your spam is <4 feet tall and still hardly hits swatches waist how tall must They be😳'' like nine feet tall next question #it would be really funny if they shifted their weight to their other leg and he ate shit #oh and uhhh ok to tag as ship and my swatch uses they them only

[dawnofus]

we were randomly walking in madrid and just passed by j.seph and jiwoo i am flabbergasted

#DUDE?????’djdjdkdbd #we saw them in concert yesterday #but like this.. was so unexpected i am unable to recover #help pskdksjdjsjdjdd #i must have looked so embarrassing i made eye contact with jseph for like 5 seconds and i must’ve been like 😦 #wowowowoww help #also MY BIASES??????? kathia rights #my heart is still beating fast pfkdjdks #brain is mush #kard #ktp

[kcciny]

Beating every single fight with Shi Huang in lb5 so far and I can just say, Demeter watch your ass the moth is on their way to you

#I hear so many people say her fight gonna end me and I’m here for it #so finally I have a reason to level up my skills cause they are all low af 😭 #I don’t have a single servant who is 10/10/10 skill wise #I just really need an ass beating fight in fgo so I need to level them #also 2 chapters into Olympus and having to use mash sucks… #I only have her on level 20 why must we use her… #fgo #fate grand order #fate #personal???

[boxwinebaddie]

wait... does jers know hebrew?

jersey knows hebrew!!! sheila raised him to be a Noise Jewish Buoy.

he also went to hebrew school and temple every weekend growing up, but tbh, learning how read/write hebrew, being on top of his class and the best student in hebrew school was less about kyle being passionate about his heritage and was more about winning and being the best at any given task or trade. in a similarly unhealthy sense, pursuing shabbat every saturday was more of a control thing, an ocd trigger, a routine and regimen that he felt he needed to complete.

also not to peddle/push the downright false agenda that kyle actively attempts to seek out conversations with his peers or even wants to engage with other human beings at all, but a lot of kyle’s relatives, specifically the older ones, only speak yiddish or understand hebrew, so over the course of several childhood birthdays, seder dinners, and passovers passed, kyle developed a fluency for his family members.

speaking of jewish holidays and such tho, at thirteen, kyle had his bar mitzvah ( stan was supposed to come ofc, but something came up ), spoke a lot of hebrew during that ofc, but as a present, zayde and bubbe got kyle a star of david necklace so that jers could keep the faith w/ him at all times. literally. bc when kyle was at his heaviest, that chain was basically a choker and the clasp got stuck/rusted over so kyle...couldn’t get it off.

basically, stan's iconic everyday cartoon character necklace is the mysterious sexy vampy emo boy red glass heart shaped vial necklace n ky's is the lil gold star of david chain/pendant from zayde & bubbe.

on the topic of cartoon character boy things tho and specifically jersey kyle and his canon sp show outfit, i will say that when jersey goes for runs ( specifically in the summer when its hot ) or goes kick boxing with tweek, he does revisit his high school roots and wears the beat up white tank top, gold star of david chain, baggy good will jeans and sneakers. i’m not sure if he gels his hair back anymore ( that was such a big hs phase for him ) but he does put it back in a ponytail sometimes so it doesn’t get in his way when he’s exercising.

please note the white tank top is sometimes the ‘talk nerdy to me’ tank top that bebe got him as a joke for his birthday bc like, he’s exercising, who cares.

...stan cares.

stan cares…A Lot. ;)

bc the talk nerdy to me white tank top is the jerseykyle equivalent of stan wearing the support rock fuck a rockstar tank top. they r hating.

and ohhhh my god when jersey comes back from the boxing studio glistening with sweat, spitting his mouth guard into the case, all fired up bc he was just gettin all that aggression out, punching and kicking shit, releasing lots of catharsis, with his accent all heavy, swearing very liberally in yiddish, still cussing out the other cars on the road… ft. stan like i need u to do...Horrible Things to me. on every surface.

sorry, getting my mind out of the gutter, i swear! but kyle can def speak hebrew and while he swore he would never become his mother...he literally developed all her little yiddish mom sayings by accident, calls ike bubbeleh, constantly uses the schmatta to wipe schmutz of stans face, calls everyone a fucken dummkopf, says oy vey and oy gevault waaay too much. i love jersey he is so cuteeeee in his lil star of david apron, hand on hip, kochlefl in the other, making dinner shakin his head like ya betta wash ya Hands, nasty boy!

bonus hc: when stan goes off to college he actually takes hebrew as his elective class to try and impress kyle shsjs he is sooooooo fkn bad at it tho like the same way that jersey can’t roll his rs, raven cannot do the glottal stops. it’s so fucking funny oh my god. it’s ok kyle gives him private lessons. he requires…a lot of support & multiple sessions.

i honestly think that if they do actually decide to get married and conform to the standards of society for the hell of it; jerseykyles vows are in spanish and ravenstans are in hebrew <3 ;-;

-uncle nina, jew jersey kyle broflovski supremacy

#i feel like recently he hasn’t been a v good jew or that’s what i said in #chapter three of rm like he stopped having time for temple #doesn’t really read the torah or speak hebrew v much anymore #he kinda lost the faith & he’s a cynic so religion is hard for him #after stan died he figured like if there was a god #and that god took stan away from him he must be cruel #or that there was no god bc no truly benevolent thing could let something so evil and merciless happen #every once and a while kyle does pray but it’s more of a #hey god or whatever is up there i am not sure if ur real #my stupid cat ate a glow stick and im scared he’s gonna die #i like to think he revisits his faith post rm bc when stan comes back #his faith i. humanity and in general is restored #raveseys kid nova also speaks hebrew and spanish btw #ALSO JERSEY WEARING THE TALK NERDY TO ME TANK TOP THE LOW RISE JEANS AND PUTTING HIS HAIR BACK #W THE STAR OF DAVID CHAN NECKLACE #OH MY GODDDDDD IT IS LIKE NIGARA FALLS IN THEIR APARTMENT FOR STANLEY MARSH IM NOT EVEN KIDDING #him and craig got invited to sit in once…don’t ask them the color of anything like for a pacifist stan was ABT that violence! #bad boy mean streets street brawler gangsta scary attack dog new jersey kyle just one chance stan is like plssss beat my ass #i just know his accent is sooooo like the Is He Botha’rin Ya Sweethaught??? We Gotta Fuken Problem Here or What?! #anyways...jail #stan coming back in from the gym swearing and sweaty whipping his hair out of the hair tie all like stanley u would naught Believe!! #these hitsigers today the fucken aduacity of these chazers like can anyone FUCKEN drive these days?? just me??? hoooly shit #and stans just in his big emo boy teeshirt and shorts playing nintendo switch all heart eyes has no idea what kyles sayin #stan every day like god i love my really scary really hot super best boyfriend like he rly is down so horrendously 4 feral kyle

[small-spark-of-light]

i want that red bunny bitch gone

#incredibox #incredibox fanart #arbox #velda #mike staffell #AGH #i love thems so much #and i have so many thoughts and stories and arts #and i wanna MAKE #but FUCK #rb-series is a NASTY BITCH #and i dont wanna support him #i feel bad for hyperfixating but i must :( #i guess separating creator from creation would be ok??? since the only way to *support* him is buying the mod and what not #but like #giving him attention also does that but indirectly #i guess if we beat in the fact hes awful its fine????? #i need help :( #featuring drawings of my human self (:0) #man #i wanna keep drawing them the characters are all so great #i have so many stories and hcs #i wanna share #my brainrot #d'arbox #edit: i have taken the characters #sparks creations

[azuree1733]

WHY ARE THEY NERFING JASON SO BAD IN THE COMICS RN like his current character design is iconic and I love that he looks like a mortal kombat character but bro please I beg of you one good solo run with jason 😭

#it’s a tough time to be a Jason todd fan #there better be a reason for nerfing jason like idk maybe he’s gonna die again! #at least we have wfa 😍 #also wtf does his mask break in every single fight #does he buy them wholesale now?. #they can’t be cheap 😔 #bro must be a masochist #cause ain’t no way he’s getting his ass beat by Catwoman in like 3 seconds #love her but no ❤️ #like he’s one of the stronger ones in their family he shouldn’t be loosing unless the writers hate him #I’m fighting in the trenches for this man 😔 #gotham war #they better save his character and make so he’s messing with Bruce and Selina #this might be unpopular but I need him to return to his villain era #or at least assassin/mercenary #they gotta make Jason more like Deathstroke I said what I said #Arkham Knight jason was peak #same with utrh jason #like I need him to go back to being a little more unhinged that made him so slay but now he gets bitched on 😭 #tbh he’s kinda cool in the joker comic but like we all know he’s not gonna kill the joker in the end anyways 😭 #they low key screwing with my boy Tim as well #let him be red Robin again #he was so iconic #batman #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #robin #red #dc

[shadowatched109]

My brothers. Sisters. Kin.

Covenant of the Blood God, we have been called to arms.

Let our Voices rise in raucous cacophony.

Tomorrow, our fallen King is to be pitted against a fearsome foe.

But Technoblade never dies.

This trial shall not conquer us.

It is in our incorporeal will, to reach this victory.

Do not let Scar triumph.

#technolovers #technoblr #technoblade #the bell is ringing #blood for the Blood God #we must answer the call #win the polls #we are 15.8 million strong #we can beat Scar #in his honor #preserve his name #show them what the Voices can really do ⚔️🐽👑 #mcytblr #mcyt sexyman

[bunnyb34r]

I miss my law and order phase sgdgdgdgdg

#ive thought ab getting into it again but last time i tried i got really bummed out bc i was really depressed during that period sgdshdgdgd #same with criminal minds like i cant get back into it (1-5 anything after 6 is iffy and i stopped when thomas left) #like i wish i could back into them but god i just cant man :/ #ive tried but nah i just get sucked back into that depression zone and start thinking im a loser for still not being fulltime #(i was heavily depressed ab not being able to get a job during these phases) even though im good at my job and would be good at fulltime #if i could physically handle it but at least for now i cannot and thats okay #but the brain gremlins are like oh ho! remember where we were mentally when we last did this? ho ho not much better are we haha! #so to beat away the gremlins i must stay awaaaaay dgdgfhfh #wouldnt mind watching pnf every day again though but i want that on a dvd set :((

[quatregats]

Guys will be like I'm so normal and good at socializing and then go to social events and stand in the corner looking like the autism creature the entire time (it's me I'm guys)

#hmmm maybe we are not in fact beating the autism allegations...... #like when i talk i'm fine (or mostly fine). the problem is just that sometimes in social situations my mind just goes blank #and my solution is to just sit there silently and stare at everyone else for like hours on end. just the whole duration of the interaction #or like also when i want to talk to someone but i don't know how to talk at them so i just stare at them for like an hour #girl i don't think that's normal social behavior #and yet somehow i am still convinced that i must be exaggerating and i shouldn't steal the spotlight from actual neurodivergent people #perce rambles

[hunsa-jars]

Went to my cousin's bachelorette party yesterday and oof

When you put an introvert into an extrovert situation

#random squeak #IT WAS FUN THO DON'T GET ME WRONG #i'm glad i was there #we went bowling #ate pizza #and watched my poor cousin solving the party challenges #i wish i didn't feel so... out of place? #like of course it's not that i didn't feel comfortable with the people there they were awfully kind #i just wish i knew them better #like my mom and my aunt was there too thank golly goodness #my mouse ass was lost so to say #probs that's the reason why i can't enjoy stuff like this #I MUST KNOW EVERYONE OTHERWISE I CAN'T FULLY HAVE FUN /hj #also i got reminded i'm not a good dancer lmao #i'm the basic idle animation swaying to the beat kind of person #at one point my cousin was in the middle and pulled everyone one by one to dance #and when it was my turn i panicked and asked if we could make a circle with the others (so i could avoid looking awkward as hell 💀) #OH and there was this other lady having her bachelorette party at the same time as us and just frickin stole my cousin for a dance dhdhdjf #that was pretty hysterical- #the worst part of the night was probably me hiccuping a lot for some reason #and the tummy aches #and the slight awkwardness #but otherwise it was a blast #also like when my cousin's future mother in law had to leave earlier we all hugged her #when she came over to me she said 'bye my beautiful' #ma'am 🥺🥺🥺 #sshshshsks

[stellarhistoria]

aeug anyway i have feeling s again after crying for the second night in a row about the cytos kids and why they're so adamant on being selfishly selfless.

#ariel ''this is my family. my home. mine; mine; mine; and i will stop this war if it meant i keep them'' ashwind #zack ''people can be cruel. that doesn't mean i must be as well'' cytos #alcaeus ''there is so much good in this world and i will pluck it from the ground to preserve it for you'' mallas #luka ''hit me berate me i will care i will always care. your heart beats and if no one else does- i will care'' cytos #aryin ''even if fairytales dont exist. that doesnt mean we cant write a fate of our own design'' cytos #important. #♡. mordred mumbles ⁄ ⁄ right hand to the king .

[rin-the-shadow]

I have a sneaking suspicion that the winner of the Joker Sexyman Competition will ultimately be the one that the voters think would be funniest to have win.

Why?

Because it's a Joker poll.

#that being said i will also not be surprised if cesar romero somehow gets pretty high up in rank #because the series does frame his joker as being fairly attractive/charismatic #jokers #rin does shenanigans #of course the other reason i think the voting will happen the way i said in the post #is because the riddler competition #although we technically had one finalist #ultimately came down to a rock-paper-scissors between 3 of them #since someone else beat the finalist #who was in turn eliminated by the other finalist #therefore if riddler fans must absolutely avoid giving a straightforward answer #then joker fans will likely wind up voting in the one that would be funniest #rin rambles #rin does chaos

[catsnuggler]

Still feel it's somewhat impressive to climb a wall, though. Yeah, we're a kind of ape, but we lost our ability to grab branches with our feet years ago. Our feet are flatter than other apes' because we evolved to walk solely on our legs long ago. When a human can climb things with no problems, despite that relative inferiority, that's still pretty damn impressive.

#note my use of the word 'relative' #fish are 'relatively' superior to humans in that they are better swimmers and breathe underwater #they beat us in those regards #we beat them in ability to climb trees walk on land breathe air make tools... #we aren't lesser than the fish and the fish aren't lesser than us #but we are both 'superior' in *different* aspects #similar case with humans vs other primates #charged descriptors but i'm using them in an 'x is better suited to x environment' way #not an 'x is superior to all other life and must dominate the world' supremacist-ass bullshit way