#bro must be a masochist

[azuree1733]

WHY ARE THEY NERFING JASON SO BAD IN THE COMICS RN like his current character design is iconic and I love that he looks like a mortal kombat character but bro please I beg of you one good solo run with jason 😭

#it’s a tough time to be a Jason todd fan #there better be a reason for nerfing jason like idk maybe he’s gonna die again! #at least we have wfa 😍 #also wtf does his mask break in every single fight #does he buy them wholesale now?. #they can’t be cheap 😔 #bro must be a masochist #cause ain’t no way he’s getting his ass beat by Catwoman in like 3 seconds #love her but no ❤️ #like he’s one of the stronger ones in their family he shouldn’t be loosing unless the writers hate him #I’m fighting in the trenches for this man 😔 #gotham war #they better save his character and make so he’s messing with Bruce and Selina #this might be unpopular but I need him to return to his villain era #or at least assassin/mercenary #they gotta make Jason more like Deathstroke I said what I said #Arkham Knight jason was peak #same with utrh jason #like I need him to go back to being a little more unhinged that made him so slay but now he gets bitched on 😭 #tbh he’s kinda cool in the joker comic but like we all know he’s not gonna kill the joker in the end anyways 😭 #they low key screwing with my boy Tim as well #let him be red Robin again #he was so iconic #batman #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #robin #red #dc

[fluffyapathybunny]

I'm not sure how, but shaving my arm for my half sleeve lining hurt worse than when my bro lined near my wrist

#Am I just a tank? #Being masochist must be helpful in this situation #Since gastly is a black mass I wonder if she'll fill him in today too #This is a bday present btw. I tried to persuade her that I'd rather outright pay her for this and she said I could pay whatever whenever #Gengar is going to be hugging around the elbow/weenis area so that'll be more rough so I've been told by my bro #Who has that same area tatted

[privitivium]

masochist!sensitive!himbo, mean!male!reader - lovely thoughts! bad dom reader,,,,

ur huge best bro, who's very much prone to sobbing in the crook of your neck when you're "making love" to him in his bed,,,, he's too touchy... way too touchy. often - wanting to fucking hold hands and seing them back n forth like ur some kinda fucking couple??? sick.

hmm... he's your best friend! much bigger than you... a gentle giant... kindhearted - pure of heart. fucking not - good lord. there was nothing pure about him. hand dipping in-between your legs, sitting behind you. playing with your cock... before he was kneeling in-between ur thighs, mouth finding the tip of your dick and his tongue circling your leaky bulbous cockhead while you're on the game; distracted by both winning and getting head by your silly companion who often liked to give you such attention!!! is he doing good?

he must be - if you, who generally hates touching him affectionately, are shoving ur fingers in his mouth!!! pumping lewdly into his lips as though you rre fingering his ass,,, makin him taste ur remnants of cum. fingers rubbing on the flat of his tongue, making him gag and its so very obvious that you enjoy the sight with how you surge your hips deeper - is he being whorish enough for you? mmh he can - he can be even more of a whore, he promises!! constricting around ur cock, slobbering and tonguing - sucking on your digits and moaning so pitifully,,, you must like it since you havent pulled away just yet!!!

his huge hands gripping your waist, tugging you deeper into him - feeling the mess of saliva, tears, and snot on your neck. clenching your jaw as you nearly feel overstimulated at the sense - causing you to get aggressive,,,,, he always causes you to grimace in disgust in one way or another. always causing you to you push away from him, physically and emotionally; hands finding and gripping his defined shoulders, forcing him downward to lay against the bed instead of nuzzling into your neck. not wanting to make him cry harder with the command of "don't fucking touch me" - you settle for gentle teasing.

jeez, does it feel that good? you really are sensitive. grumpily enunciating as he mewls for affection, it's kinda annoying. ㅡ is it? m' m- sorryy!!! and sobbing harder while constricting around your cock and milking load after load because he just feels that good... your best bro! feels so good!!!!

you're,,,,, best friends with benefits,,,, but he calls you his boyfriend when introducing you to his gymbros when you aren't there to correct him. moron getting all fluttery and trembling with excitement as you hangout with him... calling him your best fucking bro with a tight hole you can fuck into happily. freeuse, even? like - what? you got an erection out in public and ur embarrassed? hey, it's okay, i can help make it go away lol. please? please? please? let me help, lol. please?

idiot getting hard, trained, when you call him a stupid fucking idiot in public after he drops something on accident. something you do out of affection - insults not matching your loving touches and soothing caresses. see? you can still be loving... no need to be so sensitive, man. don't fucking cry, we're in public. all because you were showing him love - true love by touching him... you didnt like to do that... you were totally coming out of ur shell!!!

#x male reader #top male reader #x top male reader #dom male reader #x dom male reader #yandere himbo maybe #posting / finishing my original drafts lolllll!!!!!!

[gabessquishytum]

Friends, inspiration struck once again, I was reading a doujin the other day and it reminded me of dreamling so much, I had to write this.

HIghschool au. Morpheus is the weird artsy loner emo skinny kid of the school who gets bullied a lot for being so dark and brooding all the time, and Hob is the known sunshine friendly jock who's friends with everyone, who on the surface seems like that typical gym bro but you know, nicer. And one day, Morpheus is being harassed again, a guy named Burgess wanting his wallet or something, and luckily for Morpheus, Hob saw this and stepped in to put a stop to it. Morpheus and Hob meet eyes, and something must have clicked for them, cause from that day on, those two become friends practically overnight, nigh inseparable. And isn’t Hob so nice, being friends with a killjoy like old Murphy, who's actually capable of smiling and laughing when Hob's around, would you look at that. Oh and there they go again, going off somewhere to eat lunch together. But no one knows.

No one knows that Hob is currently at the very end of his ropes, trying to keep from cumming from the large vibrating anal plug Morpheus bullied (hehehehehe) into him that very morning, and right after Morpheus, that sadist, fucked him full of cum too. And that the reason why he had to hurry Morpheus into an empty classroom during lunch, was so he could get down on his hands and knees, shamefully present his plugged arsehole, and beg Morpheus to fuck him. Hob is mewling about how mean Morpheus is, toying with the remote all day, upping the vibrations randomly, making sure to turn it down when Hob's about to cum. He needs to cum so bad, but instead of showing mercy, Hob cries as Morpheus steps on the plug with his foot, making sure to grind it in so deep while maxxing out the vibrations. Morpheus is disappointed in him he says, the whole point of this exercise was to see if Hob could be a good boy and keep Morpheus' cum inside him all day. Hob doesn't stand a chance, the humiliation and sensations too much for him, he cums long and hard all over the floor. Tsk tsk, Morpheus admonishes him for being so slutty and sensitive, he'll need to punish his pet for cumming without permission, what would Hob do if everyone found out what a masochistic slut he is hm? Maybe a nice, long rimming session is in order to teach his Hob some self-control, or perhaps Morpheus should fuck him after all, the added load would be like an added challenge for Hob. Morpheus idly toys with the plug still deep inside Hob, pulling it and pushing it back in, making the brunette cry and shudder so prettily. So many choices and so many ways to play with his precious pet, but Morpheus isn't too pressed if he chooses one or the other, there's always tomorrow after all. :)



Bonus points for anyone who knows which doujin I'm taking insipiration from XD We're instant friends hahahaha I hope you guys like this one~~

-Love Yan Anon <3

Alsksjfja yeah <3 weirdo goth kid who is a dom x sweet sunshine jock who wants to be dommed is SUCH a classic concept. Hob’s friends are always like "why do you hang out with that guy he's so creepy ://" and Hob just blushes and mutters something about studying together...

Morpheus is creepy, but Hob likes creepy... in fact, it turns him on a lot. He likes the feeling that Morpheus is stalking him around the school, he likes being stared down in the hallways. He certainly likes being dragged into empty classrooms, having his jeans and underwear pulled down, having his hole spanked and toys pushed inside him. He never quite knows when it's going to happen, and that makes it all the sweeter.

One day Morpheus ambushes him in the locker rooms before a game (I'm always partial to rugby player Hob, but insert sport of your choice I guess). He gives Hob the most brutal fingering, barely minutes before he'll be out on the field, and Hob comes stumbling out barely able to walk. The anal beads Morpheus shoved in at the last second are absolutely agonising every time he moves, or gets tackled by other players.

And of course he has to be punished for his terrible performance during the game - Morpheus wants to know, did he do it on purpose? Did he fall about like a pathetic slut just make Morpheus look at him? Or did he want all the other students to know that he's a whore? Hob says no, but Morpheus pushes him to the floor anyway and treads on his cock until Hob cries and cums all over his cute little shorts <3

#yan anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft #cw degradation

[katsune-nya]

♡ Masterlist ♡

Requests: OPEN!

SMAU Masterlist.

Headcanons Masterlist.

One Shots Masterlist.

Fanarts.

TR Memes.

Drabbles Masterlist

SFW

Tetta Kisaki:

Stressed Tetta.

Shiba Siblings:

Taiju's lil babies are gay.

NSFW

Hakkai Shiba:

A beast in bed.

Incorrect Quotes:

"Mikey" Sano Manjiro:

Masochist Mikey.

Y/N fell.

Two straws, please.

Mikey is cute and small.

Draken loves Mikey.

Responsible adults.

Anatomy test.

Edgelords.

Little brother things.

Third raccoon battalion.

Step on me.

Difficult life.

Takemichi Hanagaki:

Dating advice.

Push and Pull.

"Draken" Ryuguji Ken:

Do you hear something?

Mikey's love advice.

Being that pretty must be tiring.

The clock is ticking. (Ft. Mikey)

Draken, to the front desk. (FT. Y/N and Mikey)

Edgelords. (Ft. Y/N)

Mikey's in trouble. (Ft. Y/N)

Matsuno Chifuyu:

Fuyu loves chaotic Y/N.

Fuyu is in love.

Dots.

Baji Keisuke:

Kei thinks. (Ft. Fuyu.)

Lying. (Ft. Y/N.)

Hanemiya Kazutora:

Y2K flavored baggage.

Kazu has a very normal crush.

Kawata Twins:

Kawata Twin vibes.

Hanma Shuji:

Lazy Shuji ain't getting any tonight.

Hanma is a Kisaki Simp.

Friends with benefits?

Pick-up lines.

Did it hurt when you fell?

Hanma's motto.

Sapiosexual Shuji.

Give Tetta a break.

Shuji has a crush ♡ (Hankisa).

In love. Ft. Tetta.

Tsundere Y/N. Ft. Tetta.

Kisaki Tetta:

Sapiosexual Shuji.

Stupid Hanma.

You should touch some tits.

Bottoming? (Ft. Hanma)

HanKisa?

"When I first met you-" (Ft. Hanma)

Shiba Yuzuha:

Bro, i had a dream...

Down with murder. (Ft. Emma)

Girls like flowers. (Ft. Taiju)

Don't break someone's heart.

Lets tell a secret.

Cannibalism.

Gay name.

Shiba Hakkai:

Tampons?

Dealing with haters.

Kurokawa Izana:

Adopted.

Sano Emma:

Mikey's grounded.

Emergency.

South:

Climber Y/N.

Mizo Middle Five:

Mizo Five after a fight.

Mizo Five VS big tiddie vampires.

Mizo Five and Joe Mamma jokes.

Mizo Five when Michi and Hina finally do it.

Mizo Mid and the shared braincell.

Mizo Mid under censorship.

Akkun's First Detention.

Mizo Five home alone without Mom Akkun.

Mizo Five playing hide and seek.

What do rainbows mean?

One shared braincell.

It's always Michi's fault.

Mold water.

Would they stab someone?

Platonic pick-up lines.

Friendship is ruined.

"Akkun" Sendo Atsushi:

I'm in love.

Yamamoto Takuya:

You get catcalled.

Suzuki Makoto:

Lolis.

Various:

Takemichi VS Draken when their gfs are cold.

Hina is the best wing woman (Drakemma + Takehina).

Girl Talk~ (Emma, Hina, Yuzuha, Senju).

Housewife Emma (Ft. Draken).

Team Park. (Baji, Fuyu, Ken, Mikey, Tora, Y/N)

Point of view. (Mikey, Fuyu, Baji, Ken)

in the works (please tell me if you want 'em so i have pressure to actually finish them):

SFW

Keisuke Baji Random Texts 2 and 3.

What the characters smell like (mean).

What the characters smell like (nice).

Akkun x Reader (Mizo Middle Five Six, reader is a fellow friend). Mutual pinning.

Shinichiro's First Kiss. (Shinichiro x GN!Reader. Various alternatives cuz i just have so many ideas.)

Mitsuya x GN!Reader. Slow Burn. Reader is in the home economics club. Mutual Pinning. Idiots in love.

Kokonoi x Male!Reader x Inui.

NSFW

Ran x Reader x Rindo (x South) Dom!Haitani Sub!Reader (Dom!Cuckhold!South).

Tetta Kisaki x Reader CNC.

Shuji Hanma x Kisaki!Reader (Tetta's older sister).

Sanzu x Haitani!Reader (Sanzu offers drugs to the youngest Haitani in exchange for sex ♡).

Shin-nii x LilSis!Reader (Shinichiro's slightly younger half sister).

Hanma Shuji x Hanma Reader (Yes, siblings again, leave me alone).

Detective!Naoto x Detective!Fem!Reader.

SoftDom!Takuya x GN!Reader.

Pegging Takuya. GN!Reader.

Sub!Mikey x Mommy!Reader.

SoftPleasureDom!Takashi x Reader.

Sanzu x Male!Reader CNC.

Shin x Imaushi!Reader (Waka's sibling).

#tokyo revengers fanfiction #masterlist #tokyo revengers masterlist #tokyo rev masterlist #tokyo rev fanfic

[hanniiesuckle17]

Masterlist

A/n: we love committing to something right before the busy season of my job and starting labs for my major.

Tag List: @mini-meanhoe​ @leggomylino​ @hanstagram​ @desertofdessert​ @hoes4hoseok​ @jeonqqin​ @mrsunshine999​ @jisungsjheekies​ @hannie-squirrel00​ @cotccotc​ @yangs-jeongin​ @binniebutter​ @orangegyu​ @little-precious-baby​ @raethethey​ @sofie296​ @love-letters-2-jisungie​ @bluejayboys​​

SMIY Tag List: @sanccharine

Pairing: Jeong Yunho x Reader    

Genre: Series, Fluff, Angst, Comedy, Idol au, Secret Relationship

Updates: Completed

Warnings: Cursing, Privacy Invasion, Dieting, Overworking, 18+Themes (eventually)

Summary: Privacy. Normalcy. Love. Y/n was ready to give all of that up when she became an idol. She was more than happy with the absence of those qualities in her life until a certain six foot mountain of sunshine and chaos was cast opposite her in her first drama. Confronted with the fact that she no longer knows what she wants; Y/n must decide if he’s truly worth giving up the life she’s dreamed of…and how much damage she’ll let happen before she makes a decision.

✭  

Profiles Part One (Ateez)

Profiles Part Two (JINXX)

1. Pointy Elbows

2. Spit Fire

3. The Water Bottle

4. This Behemoth

5. The Uncle From Guam

6. Sunbae (🖋)

7. Bro

8. Stupid Goof Fuck

9. Finally Now It’s My Time

10. Playing Hooky (🖋)

11. I Made This Awkward   (🖋)

12. 82.4%?

13. Big Ass SAT Word

14. Battle of Lockscreens

15. Genius Idea

16. Boss Bitch

17. Best Friend’s Brother

18. Taeyong

19. Come Eat Meee

20. SEONGHWA HYUNG

21: Addicted

22. @ bby_yn Stan Account

23. Seatmates

24. Hongjoong the Wise Old Tree

25. Screw Reincarnation (🖋)

26. Glitter, Orgasms, and Self Esteem

27. Don’t Look At Other Oppas

28. Green Eyed Monster

29. Alexa, Play Now or Never

30. Subtweeting

31. Not A Total Lie

32. You’ve Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me

33. Fuck You, Hobbit

34. Matz Wine Time

35. Horny Song (title tbd)

36: Progress Not Perfection

37. Shadow in the Night

38. The Tour Fairy

39. You Do Drugs????

40. Queer Baiting

41. 15 Hours

42. Something With Tequila

43. Girly Pop

44. What’s The Point Of Knocking (🖋)

45. Playground Dating

46. 4 Days, 3 Hours, and 27 Minutes

47. Feet Pics

48. Melon Head

49. Himbo Agenda

50. Fan War

51. Cyber Bullied

52. This Bitch

53. Sugar Baby

54. Concerned in Swidish

55. 6 Million Punching Bags

56. Exposed (🖋)

57. Grapes

58. The Truth

59. Suteki

60. Big Biggie

61. Not Your Fandom

62. Missed Calls

63. I’m Outside🖤

64. How Does This Make You Feel?

65: Yeosang’s Credit Card

66. Ice Cream

67. Mister Monster

68. The Universe is a Masochist

69. Unbiased But Not Really (🖋)

70. Boca Boca

71. Choo Choo

72. Meme War

73. Dipshit

74. Xanax

75. Special Kind of Joy

76. 💛

77. My Knees (Finale)

#jeong yunho #jeong yunho imagines #jeong yunho smau #jeong yunho idol au #jeong yunho imagine #jeong yunho angst #jeong yunho fluff #jeong yunho smut #jeong yunho oneshot #jeong yunho secret relationship au #jeong yunho au imagine #jeong yunho au #ateez angst #ateez scenarios #ateez #ateez au imagine #ateez au imagines #ateez imagines #ateez smau #ateez reactions #ateez social media au #ateez soulmate au #ateez masterlist #ateez idol au #ateez preferences #ateez secret relationship au #kpop imagines #rubber ducky you're the one

[scruus]

I was doing simulated universe and my god😭😭

Not even God could pull me out of yaoshi, I just know their yaoussy hits different. I want to eat their hole out this they squirt on my face.

I'm not even gonna lie to you, put me in a room with yaoshi and they are coming out pregnant

DUDE I GET IT😭😭😭 THEY LOOK SO ETHREAL???

Also ngl i feel like they would be a huge masochist and into tentacle play just because. That yaoussy must feel like the 8th sin and the doorway to madness i am tellin ya. Bro is fucking ethreal and that yaoussy would be an elixir

#.kas #yaoshi

[web-novel-polls]

Silliest Pre-Isekai Death Tournament Submissions

Who died in the silliest and clownishness of fashions? Who's death makes you go, "how did that even happen?" Submit the silliest pre-isekai death here!

Rules

Must be a character that has been Isekai-ed (reborn in another world).

Reincarnation into the same world or revival (where the character is essentially the same) does not count unless a considerate amount of time has passed. If a character is immediately revived (Ex: Morlock from Handyman Saitou), it does not count

Please describe how they died. It can be only a few words, but feel free to write as much as you want

Submissions CLOSED

Tag: #silliest pre isekai death tournament

Current Character List below the cut

[Last Updated: February 3rd, 2024]

(Submit these characters to make sure they get in & add propaganda!)

Reinhardt from The Demon Prince Goes to the Academy

Cause of Death: High blood pressure from reading mean comments on his novel(s) :(

Submission:

He was a writer and his novels were SO shitty. Every novel had shallow characters, tons of plot holes, and it ended up with "and then meteor hits and everyone dies". The readers were, simply put, NOT happy. They constantly wrote stuff like "what the hell is going on in author's head?!?" "the author can't even do basic story telling i could rewrite it even without trying"

Reinhardt saw these comments and... dropped dead on spot. That's right. He died of haterz.

When he saw own body, plopped dead on keyboard before a screen with displayed haters, there was a grim reaper. Turns out, he pissed off SO many people and to such level, it amassed him bad karma to such degree he was going to go to hell

That's right, shitty writing is a SIN and he was NOT going to see the pearly gates of heaven

To atone for the greatest sin of being pisspoor writer, instead of going to hell, he was given other option, to live as a character in one of his novels. But, as said before, they were Bad. None had a happy ending. So he only could choose a lesser evil.

Which, turned out to be a character in an initial setting, meaning right under the siege.

Shen Qingqiu from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

Submission 1:

He died from reading this long running webnovel that he would faithfully pay for legally, abd then rip apart every little thing about it he didnt like. It was bad. He read the last chapter, and was so angry either he ate spoiled yogurt when he wasnt looking and died of food poisoning, or choked to death on a bun. Later he would meet the author who also isekaied into it, and then said author would say that he was a super fan.

Submission 2:

died from choking on a bao lmao loser (affectionate) and then tripped on some wires and extra-died by electrocuting himself

Submission 3:

Okay it gets a bit complicated here but. There are a few versions of how it happened. In the first he is reading shitty Web novel and gets so fucking angry at the ending that he just spontaneously combusts and isekai's into the scum villain in the very novel he was flaming. In the second be chokes on a bao (while flaming the novel's ending) and dies, again isekai'ing into the scum villain. The only fact that makes the second death funnier is that the novel he is reading is a heterosexual harem collecting story that is slowly changed into gay fantasy romance through the events of SVSSS's plot, which makes the "choking on balls to death" thing so fucking much funnier

Shen Qianling from Everywhere in Jianghu is Wonderful

Submission: The ceiling above him broke just as he was receiving his first ever acting award. RIP bro and good luck on your new gay marriage (the transmigration freebie)

Shang Qinghua from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Submission: Got too excited roasting a hater which lead to him spilling his noodles which led to him electrocuting himself. All because he was making fun of mr.Peerless Cucumber's masochistic attachment to his novel 

Ye Jiayao / Ye Jinxuan from Meng Qi Shi Shen (donghua) / Cinderella Chef

Submission: A celebrity chef who accidentally poisoned herself while trying to create a new recipe. RIP girl what the hell were you thinking. What the hell were writers thinking.

Myne / Urano Motosu from Ascendance of a Bookworm

Submission: Titular 'bookworm' who got crushed to death under a pile of books. This did nothing to diminish her love for reading though. Too bad she reincarnated into a world where printing press wasn't invented yet...

[REJECTED] Octavian from Heroes of Olypmus

Submission: my dude was preparing an onager [old roman catapult], and he was wearing too much gold, and ended up getting thrown when the onager fired, firing him along with it. MY BOI DIED BECAUSE HE HAD TOO MUCH DRIP. [he doesn't have a canon last name either 👁💧👄💧👁]

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REJECTED - Octavian was not Isekai-ed or reborn. He just died.

Dealer’s Choice

Boxxo from Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon

A lover of vending machines that died trying to save a vending machine from falling off the back of a truck over a cliff

Pastry from Sweet Reincarnation

Cause of Death: crushed by a giant candy sculpture

#submissions #silliest pre isekai death tournament #not a poll #tumblr tournaments #character death #character death mention #queue #my submissions

[futurebellyache]

Who should Digest you?

I think I'm tired of the endless grind of work. Any preds following me interested in giving me someplace soft to rest? I’m all yours.

Aaaand post. You finalize your Facebook message as you lean back in your chair. Work had drained you, and some people at work are just absolutely miserable. Fucking Cathy.

Ending up in some cute or sexy person's gut sounded wonderful. You had a couple of ideas, but you were a tad interested to see who volunteered…

The first comment came in mere minutes after posting.

Stephanie Simmerset

OMG BRO IVE WANTED THIS MY WHOLE LIFE! PLEASE LET ME EAT YOU. IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME <3

You aren't at all surprised to see your little sister, Stephanie, jumping at this opportunity.

She had always been your cute little sister, and you'd spoiled her rotten. And perhaps because of that, she'd grown quite affectionate to you. At first it was cute stuff like 'marrying big bro', but eventually, it turned vorish and she'd pestered you about being her 18th birthday present. How wonderful having her brother be her first meal would be.

You thankfully weren't able to attend and had been avoiding her these last few months. But… spoiling her one last time and helping stretch out her gut doesn't sound like a terrible way to go. The idea of replacing the baby fat she’d lost in the last several years makes you feel a bit odd…

Stephanie was a bit of a scatterbrained blonde, forgetful but in a way that made her quite endearing. She’d grown a lot over the years, now reaching you in height. Though her curves were still quite petite. She wasn’t exactly a trained pred, and hadn’t gotten the chance to mold her T&A into the bombshell you expect from predators.

You'd taken it as the desire of a young girl to be like the voracious adults, but now she was old enough where you think she could actually swallow you down. Perhaps you could help her take this important step to adulthood. An untrained pred was barely different from a prey in the eyes of a hungry predator. You’d be keeping her safe by letting her digest you. Plus the slight taboo of your sister appeals to your perverted side…

You hear your phone ding, must be another comment. The second is… you can't help but let out an immense sigh.

Cathy Bingleheart

Hah! Always knew you were a prey slut. If you want a real gut to mess you up, mine would LOVE to put you in your place.

Fucking Cathy.

You'd had to follow her to be friendly since your company was so small. You had grown to despise her. She was a fake blonde with a fairly chubby gut. One you bet she'd just gotten from her shitty diet and lack of exercise. There’s no way she could actually entice somebody inside of her, though physically she didn’t seem weak.

But… she was rather stacked. Her tits were massive, like volleyballs that pushed out farther than her gut. And her ass would definitely smother you. If she ate you, you'd be lost in that sea of fat. Probably with those interns who all 'suddenly quit' last year. Likely trusted her a bit more than they should have.

There's some masochistic desire inside you that's tempted to allow her to have your way for you. No matter how frustrating the idea is.

While you argue with your inner submissive demon, another ding and another comment.

Jennifer Gammy

I see you've finally decided to become a meal. You know I'd always be willing to accommodate you. I'd make sure you went out happy. My belly always has room for somebody like you.

Her words linger on your mind and remind you of back when you'd dated her. This was Jennifer, or Jen as most people called her. She was a very tall, slightly chubby woman with long red hair. She was a tad plump all over, a very soft-looking girl. You can still feel her gentle warmth around you when you close your eyes.

You'd actually been in the same friend circle for a while and gradually drifted closer, until finally dating. And then you learned just how kinky she was. She would tie you up in her lap and idly play games with you in her lap, holding the controller at your crotch, licking your feet, roleplay of her cheating with some dude and eating them to hide them (the dude wasn't aware it was roleplay), even temporarily holding you in her gut. Sometimes even for hours, and in public.

You'd absolutely still be with her if you could, but she'd suddenly realized she could no longer see you as anything but food. And dating food was ridiculous. So you broke up. After everything you'd been through, you'd become a flustered mess just talking to her. So after it all, you'd kind of drifted apart.

But now you could meet again. Though, this time you really would be food… You can't help but wonder how much she meant those words. How exactly would she treat you if you willingly gave yourself to her?

While you reminisce, your phone beeps again. You flip it open and see the face of the cutest boy you know.

Addison JustAddison

If you're just THROWING yourself away. Let me have you. I promise, it'll be as wonderful as that night we spent together. I even have some fun stuff we could try, since dieing doesn't matter ;)

And don't worry, I'll make sure to flush your ass

It was Addison… You couldn’t quite believe it. He was always dressed as a girl, and was a one night thing you'd had years ago. He had absolutely dominated you. He is the only person who has managed to knock you unconscious through sheer pleasure. You can't even remember how many times you'd cum that one night alone. He’d adored making you struggle beneath him, feeling himself inside you. Honestly, you can still feel him cumming inside you, in a way. Or perhaps that’s just your mind playing tricks…

And he hadn't left you anything to find him again. He'd ruined you and left. Until now, almost as if he had been waiting. He must have been keeping tabs on you, perhaps if something like this had happened. The account in question was unfamiliar, perhaps having been modified to reveal his hand. What a mysterious boy…

You remember that feeling of being bound to the bed, the taste of his cock on your lips, and what he said he’d do to you the next day. Idly threats to swallow you hole and add you to him… and you were definitely attracted to him. He was thin, but soft. Specifically in the belly and bum. Just enough tummy fat to show that he’d eaten his fair share of people. His pink, shoulder-length hair bounced around and helped accentuate his strange mannerisms. He was always a bit… extra. One of the incredibly fun things about him.

You ignored any of the other comments. These choices were good enough to pick from, and you didn’t wanna spend too long dwelling on it. Last thing you’d want is to upset them by getting cold feet. But which person deserved to have you? Two of them meant something in your life, but the other two would put you in your place. One was an absolute bitch, and the other just wants your body squirming for them.

You open your phone once more and thumb to a private chat you had with a number of people. All of whom were interested in taking a vorish plunge themselves, but hadn’t for various reasons.

Hey guys, which of these girls (and guy) do you think I should let eat me?

Feel free to comment below who you would to consume you. Highest points will be picked for the continuation. Extra points if you tell why.

#v/ore #vore digestion #vore writing #vore story #fatal vore #choose your predator #vore reader input #willing vore #willing prey

[lordhelpme0-0]

Compliments Part 1:

Me: today, we are teaching the Cybird suitors on how to compliment. (Minutes IkeRev as I don’t know them a lot to actually have the guts to do it)

Me: ahem! So we are learning to compliment a girl. Any questions?

Yukimura: why?

Me: ..cause some of y’all are struggling. So pretend I’m a girl that you like. Don’t worry, I got paper masks. Yuki, you go first you klutz.

Yukimura: …

Yukimura: uh…nice..hair…? Good thing…it doesn’t…look horrible…????

Me: …that was the most hesitant and worse compliment I’ve ever heard. You sound so unsure that I thought your confident went from 45% to a negative no babes tonight.

Yukimura: can you be less scathing-?!

Me: …no.

Yukimura: damn it.

Shingan: Yuki~!

Me: also the come back for that flirt is gonna go something the line..”so my hair looks terrible, huh?!” situation.

Yukimura: …so what?! I’m gonna spend my life for Lord Shingan-sama.

Me: ..MC/MAI!!!!

Yukimura: huh?! Where?! *checking himself*

Me: you were saying?

Yukimura:

Me: Shins-gone, your turn.

Shingan: Seeing you, has lighten my day. A maiden that descended from the heaven itself. It makes me bow down before you and create an alter in your name~. For you—

Me: alright! Alright! You pass! Sasuke.

Sasuke: your radiant. Like the stars I study.

Me: okay, okay. That’s pretty good, keep it up and maybe give more emotion in your words.

Sasuke: thank you M.I. (•_•) (-_-) (•_•)

Me: thank you for the blinking Sasuke. Kenshin. Your next.

Yukimura: how-?!

Kenshin: I want to lock you up, so I can protect you woman.

Me: …that would work for someone who is a masochist and likes yandere or someone like you…but you sound like a stalker ngl. Creepy even. And put the sword down and the glare, what are you? The terminator or something?!

Kenshin: who is this terminator?

Me: Yo mo-

Sasuke: *covers mouth* it’s nothing Lord Kenshin-sama.

Me: okay, next up. Motonori.

Motonori: heh! I’ve sailed many seas, and capture ships and jewels…seeing you m’lady…made it worth it over the thousands of pearls and treasures I stolen just for you. *wink*

Me: …wait…you have thousands of pearls and treasures?!

Yukimura: that’s what your focus on?!

Me: uh..yeah! Who doesn’t want to see some treasures?! Me! Plus I don’t wanna see the same treasure box like in pre-school and in the dentist office.

Motonori: wait, they give treasures in a learning center and a d-denrist?

Me: dentist. And yes, it’s a modern thing in —bleep— but I don’t know for the other countries around. Can I see?!

Motonori: well how can I deny someone who loves me treasures as I?

Me: yay!

Me: anyways-! Good job Motonori. Maybe change it a bit and it will swoon some lady hearts.

Motonori: heh! *smug*

Yukimura: your only doing it cause he showed you his gains.

Me: so, your the one who can’t even compliment a woman properly without stuttering and make it sound offending two words in.

Yukimura: hey!

Me: next, Abbot Kennyo.

Kennyo: Amitabha Buddha, Young Lady.

Me: *bows down, arms crossed* A Di Đà Phật, Tại. [translation: Amitabha, senior monk/ abbot]

Kennyo: *suprised* Why are you so respectful towards me, young miss.

Me: I grew in a Buddhist family, so I must do it to respect any monks whether they sin or not. (｡◕‿◕｡)

Kennyo: …

Shingan: well would you look at that~!

Me: shut it Shins-gone. Before I make your nickname a reality.

Shingan:

Me: okay, try it Tại. *completely respectful*

Kennyo: *not used to it but coughs* Your radiant smile has soothen my sinful heart, I hope you can smile forever.

Me: that’s pretty good! Simple but with good intention. You can rest now, Tại!

Yukimura: …why can’t you respect us like that?

Me: what sort of respect must be given when you literally call any woman a boar or something animalistic?

Yukimura: oh come on!

Sasuke: it’s alright bro, she’ll come right.

Me: yeah…I know come around~!

Yukimura:

Me: next is Kanetsugu.

Kanetsugu: If you ever be within an inch of Lord Kenshin-sama, *smiles softly* maybe I’ll praise you in more ways than one.

Me: I’m not gonna say it.

Sasuke: don’t say it.

Me: *snorting*

Me: kinky~

Sasuke: *stifling laugther*

Me: and very OOC. -50 Binghe points.

Kanetsugu:

Me: also I said compliment, not challenge. Yukimura, you have someone to practice with now~

Yukimura:

Me: alright! NOBU—NAUGHTY~ your turn.

Nobunaga: *smirks* Is it me, or do I see a beautiful flower waiting to be in my grasp?

Me: is it me? Or are you questioning the lady is a plant. *directly making it hard*

Nobunaga: alright, let’s try agai-

Me: no, but it’s okay.

Hideyoshi: okay?! How is that okay?! That’s great!

Me: first, look at yourself and not tell me you didn’t sisterzoned so many poor ladies. Second, try to compliment. I’m waiting.

Hideyoshi:

Hideyoshi: *sigh* this is for Lord Nobu-

Me: naughty.

Hideyoshi: -naga-sama. Ahem. *smiles softly*

Hideyoshi: Whenever I’m off to battle, each time I come back. Your more beautiful and angelic I let my gaze upon you.

Me: romantic but sister-zone. MASAMUNE! Yo turn Tiger Kai.

Masamune: heh! Kitten, is it me or do your smiles always so fresh?

Me:

Me: okay. It’s okay. Leyasu.

Leyasu: Tch. Stop getting less sleep. Your gonna look horrible and I’m not gonna try to give you all my attention in you.

Me: wow rude. But thanks for calling me ou-

Sasuke: Mitsunari-sama, your turn.

Mitsunari: ah! Okay! Your so beautiful, that the stars shine brighter each time your simply doing needlework!

Me: this baby needs to be protected!!!

Me: Ahem! Keiji.

Keiji: alright! Want to go on a ride? Cause I would love to see you laughing.

Me: alright alright. Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide: *smirks* Little mouse should be careful, who knows what men will do with the cute expression you make.

Me: possessive……but moving on. I’m still gonna be offended. KICHO!!!

Kicho: I’m right here. Stop yelling.

Me: then don’t be alone with Nobunaga in a room yelling for me to help you.

Kicho:

Nobunaga:

Hideyoshi:

Motonori:

Kennyo: did the whole room got awkward…?

Shingan: it did.

Me: and keep it down will you?

Kicho: …I’m gonna murder you after this.

Me: try me.

Ikevamp, Ikepri: *Mind: ayo wha-?!*

Sasuke: weren’t you and I also in the room too?

Me: dude, it started when we came back after getting some snacks.

Sasuke: oh…!

Me: o-oh! Yeah…and then you two started going at it each other! *points at Kicho and Nobunaga*

Ikevamp, Ikepri, and IkeSen (minus Sasuke, Nobu, Kicho): *mind: HUH?!?!*

Kicho: stop. Making. It. Weird. With. Such. Suggestive. Words.

Me: not my fault they thought dirty. You guys literally destroyed my 4-connect game!!!!! IM STILL MAD!

Ikevamp, Ikepri, and IkeSen: *does classic anime face fault*

Shingan: oh cmon! I thought it be juicy!!

Kicho: CAN I JUST DO MY COMPLIMENT?!

Me: FINE!!!

Sasuke: two woman screaming at each other. Five feet apart cause they mad.

Kicho/ Me: SHUT UP SASUKE!

Me: FINE DO YOUR COMPLIMENT!!!

Kicho: ALRIGHT!!!

Nobunaga: I need water.

Hideyoshi: whatever you say, Nobunaga! *runs for water*

Kicho: Ahem! *smiles* I suppose your not that bad, your smile is contagious.

Me: whatever. Your all pinning for the same woman ya simps.

COME BACK FOR PART 2!! The Ikevamp are next~

#ikemen sengoku #cybird ikemen #ikemen cybird #ikemen nobunaga #ikemen hideyoshi #ikemen mitsuhide #ikemen masamune #ikemen mitsunari #ikemen leyasu #ikemen keiji #Ikemen Kicho #ikemen motonari #Ikemen Kennyo #ikemen kenshin #Ikemen Sasuke #ikemen kanetsugu #ikemen shingen #ikemen yukimura #ikemen vampire #Ikemen prince #shenigian #chaos #crossover #Ikemen sengoku crossover #conpliment battle gone wrong

[daydadahlias]

xoxo

#the way I sent my teachers an email last night #like ‘hey team!! yeah I feel like dog shit I’m not coming tomorrow!!’ #and my creative writing teacher went ‘sorry can’t excuse this absence unless a doctor signed off’ #bro I can’t drive and the health center was closed this weekend #and I can’t SPEAK #to CALL THEM #but that’s fine #so I’m going to creative writing #and I was like well if I’m going to that I might as well go to seminar #so I texted my teacher and asked her to ignore the email #and she said ‘must you come to class?? I’d rather you rested’ #love her but also I’m Jess and I’m going to class #bc I like to make myself miserable Idk #maybe I’m a masochist

[bakustark]

Tough Love

(Karlheinz falling in love with a human and his sons’ reactions)

Warning(s): mild nsfw, full of crack ngl, gn!reader, human reader, mentioned/implied past child abuse, Karlheinz’s terrible parenting, the boys like to roast him and so do you, you just bully him into becoming a better person, also i gave you daddy issues bc i have daddy issues, etc.

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The high and mighty vampire king didn’t love anyone

Until you came along, that is

Some art student in college that always seemed to have bits of paint on your hands and arms 

Karlheinz fell head over heels 

He’s obsessed with you 

Buys you everything you want, from high end art supplies to expensive clothing and jewelry

You’re very blunt and kind of a bully

But he finds it very endearing (he’s a masochist like that)

Suddenly moves in with you

One day he was just there and never left again

Very clingy

Likes to riffle through your closet and wear your stuff, the weirdo loves smelling like you

He’s surprisingly emotional when it comes to you

Will sulk if you decide to use someone else as a reference

Definitely gets naked and lays down so you can use him for anatomy lessons

Definitely tries to get you to have sex with him right after

Fails miserably

Anyways,,,

When you asked about his family, he pretended not to hear you

Then he tried to make you forget by eating you out

Didn’t work, but you let him think it did

You dug through his stuff (he does the same to your stuff so...) and found out about his kids

He’s got like 11??? 

Yeesh

At least he pays for child support unlike your dad

You came up with the bright idea to visit them

Just popped in one day like—

“I’m sorry, who are you?” Reiji asked again as you made your way inside. 

“I’m your dad’s partner.” You elaborated after repeating your name. 

“You must have the wrong address—” He began, pushing up his glasses further up the bridge of his nose with his middle finger. You were going to ignore that. 

“Karlheinz.” You said, making him stiffen and stare at you in shock, “that’s your dad, right? I’m his partner.” You repeated, and he just continued staring at you as if you’d spoken in some alien language or something. Cool, cool. 

You slid your hands into your pockets, letting out a low whistle at the inside of the mansion. These people were rich rich. The living room alone was probably almost the same size as your entire apartment. Lowkey makes you wonder how Karlheinz was so content to live with you. 

Suddenly the living room was full of teenage boys staring at you like you were some new exhibition at the zoo. You waved.

“So you’re that man’s lover...” The blond, Shuu, said as he looked you up and down. He didn’t look impressed, just confused. You glanced down at your paint stained hands and baggy clothes.

“Uh, yeah.”

“And he told you about us?” Subaru asked from the other side of the room, his eyes narrowed at you in something like suspicion.

“Not really, I just went through his stuff and harassed his assistant into giving me your address.” You admitted without an ounce of shame and plopped down on the couch. “Anyone wanna play Smash Bros while talking shit about your dad?” You asked as you brought out your Switch from your bag.

Ayato grinned, “Oh I like you.”

Karlheinz barged into the house like a madman some time later, looking like a hot mess. His hair was tousled and his clothes rumpled. He probably sped all the way from work, but you know for a fact that he can afford the speeding tickets.

“Oh, hey, babe.” You greeted distractedly as you tried knocking Ayato off the platform. Karlheinz rushed to you, smoothing his hand down your body and checking you for wounds or bites. Ayato used the opportunity to finish you off. “Aw man,” You said in disappointment as Kirby was flung away, “GAME!” coming from the speakers while Ayato cheered.

“You owe me some takoyaki!” He told you smugly, making you groan. Why did you make bets with rich people?

Karlheinz grabbed your face in his hands to make you look at him, his golden eyes sweeping over your features (probably in search of new trauma or something). “Are you alright?” He asked.

You batted his hands away, passing the control over to Laito who was quick to take your spot on the couch. He and Ayato pretended to pick their characters, but all of the boys were actually just watching you interact with their father.

“Yeah, of course I am.” You told him before raising an eyebrow, “Have you asked your kids recently?”

“I beg your pardon?” He blinked at you.

“Start begging, sweetcheeks, the Mukamis are next.”

Needless to say, his kids like you

A lot

You drop by every weekend to hang out and you drag Karlheinz along

The Sakamakis and the Mukamis love watching you embarrass him

He’s constantly in a state of “this is so HUMILIATING—”

It’s very satisfying

You also invite the guys to art galleries and use them as references

They’re very flattered

When you’re alone in your apartment, Karlheinz just dramatically throws himself on you and demands payment for his suffering

In the form of your love, of course

#Diabolik Lovers #diabolik lovers x reader #karlheinz sakamaki #karlheinz x reader #karlheinz sakamaki x reader

[frenchfrywrites]

Hewwo!

What kind of punishment(/s) would the brothers get? (Speaking of which the sense deprivation in asmo's recent fic, btw, was amazing).

Do you think they'd get loads of them or not?

I think Beel woudl get the least and Mammon the most 'cause he tries to avoid making messes but at times he just can't help himself 🤣

Thabks and feel free to delete this!

Bye!

Punishments the bros would get

MINORS DNI

Okay I hc from most to least this is the degree to which the bros get punished: Belphie, Asmo, Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, Levi, Beel

Lucifer

He’s a masochist and only acts out because of that fact

His favorite punishment is any form of CBT

But pain play in general gets him going

So spanking, choking, whips, slapping, knife play, all of it is very very fun (and encouraged)

Takes him a long time to apologize, because he wants to draw out the punishment

Mammon

Sometimes he wants to be bratty (though admittedly he’s kinda bad at it, and most punishments come from him slipping up)

Edging is the best kind of punishment for him

That or pain play considering he’s also a masochist

Though I think Mammon would want you to hurt him with your own hands so choking and spankings would be best received

Depends on the mood he’s in for how long it takes for him to apologize

Levi

He thinks he deserves to be punished but he never misbehaves lmao?

He’ll ask to be punished so if you want to incorporate some edging or overstimulation and call it punishment then by all means

But you should reassure him that he’s actually being really good for you, and that he doesn’t automatically deserve punishment just bc he’s a sub

Satan

Occasionally acts out for funsies

I see him as being a bit of a rope bunny

Edge him a bit, even if he “hates” it (because he doesn't hate it, it just makes him pissy)

Make sure you tie him up tight because he’ll thrash and writhe the more you work him up

Also likes the pretty purple that bruises leave behind, so don’t hesitate to get rough with him

He won’t apologize to you until he’s cried a bit

Asmo

He’s a brat to the core, so he gets punished a lot

Sensory deprivation is a very good way to punish him

Another great way to punish him is to withhold pleasure from him.. Like week long edging

But he likes spankings the best

And degradation is a must, with whatever you do

He’ll apologize quick, but both you and him know that he doesn’t mean it

Beel

He hates punishments and rarely does anything to deserve them

If you need to, tie him up and tease him until you feel he’s learned his lesson

Boy needs good af aftercare and so so many kisses and reassurance afterwards

Whatever he did to warrant punishment, he’ll never do again

Belphie

The B in Belphie stands for Brat

He craves for when you get mean and rough with him, just make sure none of the bruises or marks are visible to others

Though he likes pain play, you can pretty much give him any type of punishment

Like spankings are classic for a reason, but Belphie really loves if you get.. creative with punishment (and take that how you will)

He can hold off for a while but he’ll apologize before cumming, then thank you for the orgasm

#beel is goodest boy theres no way hed be punished a lot #cw cbt #pain play #rq #brainrot #spice #om! lucifer #om! mammon #om! levi #om! satan #om! asmo #om! beel #om! belphie #obey me

[athyathye]

Hi author, how r u? you good 🤧 Anyways!! Could i request a head canon for Angry, Draken, Mitsuya with a Hori Kyoko fem reader! So basically-- She has a younger brother, she's a sadist/masochist, has a dad who likes the boys better [in a joking way ofc] and a mom who really cares for the boys, also the reader has a female classmate or friend who's crushing on her, etc. I hope this okay!! lolol 💕🥰

Hori! reader

Author's note 📝: I'm great! A little drained from my exams but still fine! How are you? Hope you like this anon~ Take care and stay safe!!!

Warnings ⚠️: Profanities, a sprinkle of violence but nothing too serious, at least not in my opinion. You guys know how much of a masochist and a sadist Hori is.

(Angry, Draken and Mitsuya)

Angry :

❥  “Is it just me? Or is Angry a little too…..rough?”  The boys of Toman watched as your boyfriend dragged you around, the permanent scowl on his face looking more and more forced judging by the pink tint on his cheeks. Although they didn’t think that.

❥ “What do you mean?” Smiley asked Draken, of course being the older brother, he has to keep Angry in check. But he knew his younger brother better than anyone, meaning he knew Angry would never resort to those kinds of tendencies.

❥ “Doncha’ think he’s bein’ too aggressive with y/n?” This time it was Baji who had asked, turning towards Smiley who now had a neutral expression on his face. “You’re probably just seeing things wrong.”

❥ They left the conversation at that, surely Angry wouldn’t be that type of man. Of course he wasn’t. Right?

❥ “Souya! You’d better be more careful with your-” “Shut the hell up b*tch. Stay quiet for once!” Angry snarled at you, which made Smiley who was right behind him choke on the water he was drinking, splashing it all over Takemitchy who was right beside him.

❥ “Move.” He pushed you aside with no remorse...In Takemitchy’s opinion. Both boys who were watching the scene stood quiet before Smiley called out to you, “Y/n-san-” “Smiley, Leave her be. Let’s go”

❥ Takemitchy and Smiley glanced at each other in bewilderment, wondering if what they saw just happened. “S-smiley-kun….” “They must have fought, right? That’s why he’s being like this...Yeah that’s it.” Poor older brother Smiley can’t seem to think of his sweet little brother like that. It looked like his soul left his body as he followed after Angry.

❥ Takemitchy glanced back to you, your back seeming extremely small for him as he shook his head a few times. ‘If it was hina…’ He thought before he imagined his significant other beating him up with a shovel, causing him to shiver.

❥ Now maybe Smiley was just in denial, but sometimes he could see Angry pacing around like he was doing something extremely illegal, not to mention the fact that he always seemed to never be home anymore.

❥ He was talking about this with Draken and Mitsuya before they heard a commotion in the west part of where they were headed.

❥ “Oh hey! Remember that-” Angry’s hand pushed your forehead back. “Who the hell do you think you’re frickin’ talkin’ to airhead? Stop acting like we’re buddy buddy and shut the hell up!!” he held you by your collar before he felt a presence behind him which caused him to turn around with that same murderous glint he had on his face.

❥ “ANGRY WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F*CK!??!” "BRO GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!” “SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL-” The enraged shouts of his friends were loud and impatient, Smiley taking the initiative to tackle him down while Mitsuya Grabbed your arm, forcing you away from them.

❥  “Y/n-san! Are you o- Why the hell were you smiling like that?" “BRO! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?” Smiley’s outburst caused the numerous people present to glance at you guys.

❥ “Ahhh. I’ve really had enough of this!!” Angry frustratedly said, his arms covering his face to hide his very pitiful expression. He broke free from his brother’s grip, before he pulled on your wrist, catching the already shaken Mitsuya, to get caught off guard more. “Hey-”

❥ “Move your ass y/n! I’m going now! I can’t really explain but this isn’t anything sexual, got it?!” He screamed, one of his hands still covering most of his face.

❥ “Sexual? Did he just say sexual-”

Draken :

❥ You were the jealous type no doubt, the girlfriend who had some sort of unresolved abandonment issues or high walls and expectations that caused you to always fret over your boyfriend.

❥ And though it sometimes annoyed Draken, it definitely buttered up his ego- It entertained the gang so much they called you ‘The goddess of jealousy’

❥ All in good fun though, the other members would tease you by wrapping themselves around Draken, Mikey being the most menacing.

❥ “Hey you!!! Don’t go stealing Draken away from me, Sano!!!” you shook his entire body, causing Draken to look away with a sweatdrop and the others to pretend like they weren’t looking at the scene.

❥ Mikey looked just about ready to barf before you let him down. “You’re so weird! You’re always clinging to him and stuff!!!” you screamed at him, but Mikey being the little tease he is, “He’s OUR boyfriend now-”

❥ He landed a trip to the clinic just for that one, getting knocked out for at least a day before he decided to never mess with you again.

❥ Though, looks like this time the situation was reversed. “Hey uhh- could you do something about her?” You asked with a sweatdrop, the girl hugging you too tightly for your comfort

❥ “...Hey. Let go-” “Shut it you no-good punk.” “Huh? Whaddya’ say?” “a punk.”

❥  Draken grabbed your shoulder, pulling you near him before the girl grabbed you back, proceeding into a tug of war with you being the damn rope.

❥ “Oi! If you were a guy i would’a punched you right here and now!” “Do I look like I care, you hoodlum!? Why’d y/n-san even like you!?” They butt each other in the head, seeming like they were competing in who had the more threatening face before he turned towards you.

❥ Grabbing you by the wrist as he made you look at him “Get to school.” He plainly said, looking like he was just about to explode. “Hey-” “Listen to your boyfriend.” His pupils shook very harshly, making you feel a bit unsettled but very aroused-

❥ “S-sure” was the only answer you could muster before he pushed you to the exit.

Mitsuya :

❥ No, because you guys would make great parents. Like literally the best-

❥ Anyways, looks like Mitsuya gained another sibling, 1 child…..and 1 more manchild.

❥ Not that he minded though, your brother would sometimes take after you, in a way that he’d get violent if ever he was wronged, so he got another helper in taking care of his sisters.

❥ But your father….Well let’s just say he scared the hell out of Mitsuya at first.

❥ “Woah what’s that?” He asked, pointing to Mitsuya as if he was an object. What scared Mitsuya was the fact that your father looked like someone who’d literally beat the hell out of people who had done him wrong. Or someone like Baji who’d blow cars up for fun-

❥ “Those piercings are sick. Did you do them yourself?” “Y-yes.” Mitsuya said uncomfortably, for a big man he sure was touchy. Don’t tell anyone but he’s almost trembling from the non-existent pressure your dad had been giving him.

❥ Though, all of his nervousness subsided once you had come back. Kicking your father in the head. Yeah, that didn’t last for long as your father had busted out a “You can’t have my daughter.”

❥ Mitsuya looked taken aback, but not too surprised, he readied himself for that one. After all, nobody had a positive look on gangsters like him, but he was serious about you. So mans was about to drop a bomb on how well he would treat and take care of you.

❥ That was until, “Just kidding! Man, I always wanted to say that.” Mitsuya sighed in relief, your father had been too playful for his liking, he knew for a fact your dad would make him have a heart attack some time.

❥  Your little brother was cute though, he found it refreshing to finally have a cute little boy running around for him. Now don’t get him wrong, he loved his siblings. It was just nice having a little brother, one that was innocent. Poor Hakkai got replaced-

❥ Anyways there was a time where Souta (your lil bro) had coincidentally bumped into Toman...beating some people up.

❥ “S-souta- This! This isn’t what it looks like!” One thing Mitsuya hated the most was becoming a bad influence to people around him.

❥ “Ah! Onii-chan Sorry! I thought I saw you with a blonde girl earlier! My sister’s really really mad! Don’t come to my house yet!” Souta begged with tears forming in his eyes.

❥ “...Eh?” “Rip Mitsuya.” “Accepting applications for the new 2nd division captain-” “Shut the hell up.”

#tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers headcanons #angry x reader #souya kawata x reader #draken x reader #ryuuguji ken x reader #mitsuya x reader #mitsuya takashi x reader

[fvckbeom]

I just love how the whole fandom is agree that taehyun is have a sir kink AND he loves control. Like taehyun in nonsexual act is already a dom. Yeah sure he is sweet and cute and very mature. But have you seen him in to do eps?? When he discover his power he say "you should be good to me" and i'm like calm down taehyun ofc I will be good for you. And the way he always flex "I carry worse in gyms" like OMG OKAY? We already know you workout?? We've seen it???! Like I just know this mf is so arrogant and sadist.

This is a clip from the new to do eps😭

I just think that when ur in a relationship everyone will be like, "aw taehyun is cute🥺🥺 he must be pretty sweet in bed" when taehyun always take care of you, like bring a hair tie bcs u always forget it, and your just awkwardly laughing😃😃 saying "of course of course^^"

bro he absolutely would have a fake facade, being all sweet with you and looking like the the perfect vanilla boyfie but in reality he fucks you raw until you can hardly walk and absolutely makes you his cockslut and teases you in front of people while holding that sweet smile and bubbly personality. he's definitely a sadist and a masochist, spanking, hair pulling, choking, face-slapping, restraints, overstimulation, pussy-slapping, edging, it ALL. he's into it. as long as you're his little painslut he'll do whatever he or you want. he's definitely also a rough ass fucker, using all his strength to pull you against him while he pounds into you, the force literally making your ass or thighs hurt with his skin slapping against yours, he'd also use you as his personal cocksleeve, using you to get himself off, disregarding the fact that you're overstimulated to the point of sobbing, not even able to hold up your own weight.

anyway harddom!taehyun is just<333

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[rose-lord-of-simps]

....you got any....seroroki, kiribaku or shinkami angst?🤨😔🙏

Yes. Yes I do.

I don’t have any Seroroki because I can not read angst about them for some reason but I do have some Kiribaku and Shinkami!

AO3 (archive of our own) is kind of hard for me to navigate but the search engine part of it is thorough but simple. Most of the time I just used that and don’t put a title, just the relationship of characters and language I want. Then add in angsty tags or fluffy tags when I just want angst or fluff!

Kiribaku

Take Me With You

“Katsuki,” he hears Eijirou call from behind him. There’s something in his voice he can’t quite place. Bakugou turns, high off of victory and pride. They did it! There’s blood that doesn’t belong to him on his face and hands but he doesn’t care. “Eijirou!” he laughs, relief seeping into his bones. “It’s over!” Yes, it was over. Everything was, that is. But in this second, in this brief, beautiful moment, where time stopped and adrenaline flushed through his veins, Katsuki didn’t know it yet. Didn’t really know it yet. But even so, this was only a moment and it was already over. He catches Eijirou’s eyes and--

1 chapter, character death, pro-hero universe

Very angst. My heart was pounding and not in the good way. But it’s okay cuz we love to hurt here- because apparently I’m a masochist, no idea when that happened.

The (Tally) Marks On Your Skin

Tallies on your skin, wordless shows of love on your wrists. Red showed someone loved you but you didn't love them in return, black was for requited love, and a scarred white was for a love lost. A fresh pink was a crush, something that could fade away without a scar. The tallies didn't differentiate between platonic and romantic, familial and lusting. Love was love. Kirishima had what he figured was the normal amount of tallies and he wasn't nosy. Tallies were private, if someone didn't want to show you, they didn't have to. It was unmanly to snoop. Still, he couldn't help but notice when his best bro took his leather cuff off to shower in the locker room, the scarce few lines marking his skin. Two black lines. One white. One red. The two black had to be his parents. The white though, that could be a grandparent maybe? He'd never ask, would never pry like that, but it made sense so he accepted that for now. It felt lonely sometimes, seeing Bakugou wrists. To have so little love given, so little returned. It was hard for Kirishima to imagine.

2 chapters, cannon universe, completed (Kiribaku is an established relationship)

HA! GOOD LUCK! I cried-but I’m also an over dramatic human. Also just hurt. Please read the tags!

Shinkami

It’s Not Overprotective If It’s a Toxic Relationship

Whenever people asked Kaminari that his boyfriend gave off weird vibes he would use the excuse ‘he’s just a bit overprotective.’ He had used that excuse so many times by this point that he believed it himself, to him, that was the simple truth. His boyfriend was older than him, therefore he had more life experience and knew more about the world and how real relationships worked, when he messed up it was his fault and that was okay because for once in his life there was somebody who loved him.

3 chapters, quirkless au, Shinso is not the abusive one, eventual happy ending

It wasn’t long to read and included Kami pushing away all his friends which hurt- PLEASE READ THE TAGS!

Lipstick and Champagne

When Denki finds a lipstick stain on his husband’s shirt, they must have a difficult conversation they’ve been putting off for awhile.

1 chapter, adult characters

Every time I pass by this one I hurt- there is no happy ending man. No comfort, just hurt.

Sorry this took so long! I’ve been busy the past few days and just now finished!

#shinkami angst #shinkami fic rec #shinkami #kamishin #kiribaku fic rec #kiribaku angst #poprocks #shinsou x kaminari #kaminari x shinsou #kirishima x bakugou #bakugou x kirishima