#we had homework

[msboutofcontext]

#magic school bus #out of context #ms frizzle #ralphie #fuck #when i realize i left the stove on #we had homework #incorrect magic school bus quotes #incorrect quotes #magic school bus memes #weather #thunderstorm #Kicks Up a Storm

[lyraofthestarsss]

Pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango pink haired tango-

Someone please add some lithium and potassium to that creature please I am ON MY KNEES 🙏🛐

#god gave me homework because he knew I would be too powerful if I had enough free time to draw pink haired tango #guys please help a brother out #I’m having a tangotek brainrot moment #AND LIKE #HE CAN MATCH WITH JIMMY BECAUSE JIMMY DYED HIS HAIR THAT ONE TIME #pink ranchers please please please please #you’re a trafficblr artist and you want to draw pink haired tango so bad ooooo look at the shiny gold watch as it sways back and forth #oooo you wanna draw him so baddd #we are unlocking all the colors of the tango fire hair rainbow at this point #my post #mcyt #trafficblr #traffic life smp #secret life #secret life smp #slsmp #tangotek #tango tek #tango of the tek variety #team rancher #kind of

[twinstxrs]

in light of recent canon academic conversations, riz adaine gorgug study sessions have never been more real to me. gorgug helps riz + adaine get out of their own heads when they’re overworking themselves, riz + adaine help gorgug with alternative studying methods because he learns best through visuals + experience. fabian’s there occasionally when he has a particularly difficult assignment/test but he makes them all swear never to speak of it in order to protect his “image.” kristen has shown up exactly twice: once for advice on a group project that was two months overdue & once to just lay on the floor and relax for an hour before leaving. fig didn’t know the study sessions were happening until sophomore year & now keeps getting monthly bans because every time she shows up she ends up accidentally distracting riz + adaine. also, sometimes after/in the middle of really long study sessions riz adaine & gorgug go to basrar’s together to unwind but fabian kristen & fig Are Not Invited (they do still text to ask if anyone wants something brought back from basrar’s. they’re not heartless, after all).

#anyways that’s the post. study trio u r real in my heart #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #fig faeth #the bad kids #riz adaine gorgug trio who actually care about academics u r so dear to me. only bad kids who regularly do homework #adaine & riz both ‘ditch’ but adaine asks for her coursework beforehand + riz is usually getting rogue extra credit for sneaking out #gorgug has never ditched school in his life except for Urgent World Saving. he was doing his hw on the sig figs tour bus <3 #i’m convinced fabian also cares to a degree but not enough to genuinely try hard. except out of spite. hence the study session visits #fabian both regularly cheats on homework & thinks getting a hard assignment & not doing well is ‘losing’ #kristen has probs had a gradual academic falloff through high school due to just the amount of stuff that happened in her life. #like who has the mental energy to care about school when Literally Everything Else was going on… me too kristen me too #i think middle school fig didn’t care about school but still showed up + tried but immediately stopped giving a shit once her horns came in #& so here we are… anyways bad kids i love you

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

#this may be crack but it's 100% realistic #don't tell me if you had a classmate whose voice sounded EXACTLY like a celebrity you wouldn't get them to say wild shit #'marcus sounds just like obama' 'omg marcus say: can we cancel homework for ever yes we can' #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #also how long does this miscommunication last #I mean the longer the funnier obviously #does mj ensure that she is strategically placed to witness her peers when the identity reveal happens & inevitable meltdown occurs #if your answer isn't yes actually yes it is #peter parker #tony stark #spider-man #midtown students #academic decathlon #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[maxthesillyy]

got bored last night and put too much effort into some incorrect textposts. or incorrect quotes? i dont really know actually. bone apple teeth 🎊🎉

#some of these dont fit as much but 👍 #i wish we got to see everybodys social media so i could get their pfps… #oh the homework guy is warren btw #i had a good username for him but whatever 🙄 (lighthearted) #arcadia bay twitter au/joke #💀 #do u like the names 😀 i spent so long on them 😀 tell me you like the names 😀 #lis #life is strange #max caulfield #chloe price #victoria chase #brooke scott #kate marsh #warren graham #mikey north #steph gingrich #dana ward #wait do i have to tag bts too bc of steph and mikey #nah

[trashworldblog]

#im really fucking glad i had an easy week of homework 😭😭 #mystery files #survival mode #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #watcher entertainment #shane and ryan #we are watcher

[wtfisgoinghere5]

what a fine day to go to the senate meeting in the curia of pompey in 44 bc is it not? oh hi Brutus hello 👋 what do you mean 'have I brought my knife'? hey Brutus what do you mean—

#uhm yes hi were you aware we had homework for today #yes no me neither but brutus just told me... #ides of march

[naomiknight-17]

There is a very large bee-like creature trapped in my ceiling right now and I do not know what to do about it

It walks over the flourescent light covers once in a while then disappears behind the ceiling tiles

What are you. How did you get in here

How do I get you out without killing you or being stung

Fuuuuuuck

#we had a nest of carpenter bees in our outer wall a few years back and had to have it removed because they were damaging the house #i am terrifed that this is a queen looking for a new nest #but what weirds me out is it's just one? don't they usually travel in like. swarms? #i am not educated enough on bees for this #bees #bugs #insects #mod post #i have homework i cannot be dealing with bee invasion rn

[iulianfawcett]

#i just had to add the captain we all deserve a little captain in our lives #(made this instead of doing homework due tomorrow) #en #bbc ghosts

[trans-cuchulainn]

a nuance to the uni/school thing is also i think that like... for most humanities subjects in the uk you mainly won't have "classes" in the form of lessons (languages i think would be a key exception here), you'll have lectures which are a one-way thing and then seminars which are more discussion based and involve reading/prep work beforehand, and at some unis you'll have smaller group tutorials or supervisions

but like. the pedagogical culture is a bit different i think? it is much less like school and more heavily reliant on independent learning. you might only have a handful of contact hours a week and everything else is you in a library doing the reading or whatever; you're not gonna have a lot of short assignments and quizzes so much as, like, a bunch of research essays (how many will vary heavily by course and institution) so it's more like Doing Research than doing Homework the way you would at school, even early on in undergrad

and this is partly due to specialising earlier rather than having gen ed courses so you've got a much narrower range of modules to be doing yunno

(this doesn't apply to like, stem subjects. they've got labs and shit. god knows what they're doing over there.)

#my undergrad institution was deeply atypical since we had weekly essays but zero graded coursework #so EVERYTHING relied on end of year exams and the weekly essays didn't contribute to your marks at all #they were just a learning exercise and the discussion part was a big part of it #but that is not how most unis are structured for undergrad #the only time i ever had anything i would call 'homework' like assignments would be language classes #but i still probably wouldn't call it that except tongue in cheek #bc all the work is at home

[queerstudiesnatural]

"you can't change your gender" right. our point exactly. your gender is your gender. you can't force yourself to change your gender and you can't force someone else to change theirs. what you can do however is change your appearance to fit your gender and feel better in your skin. we've all done that and we will all continue to do that one way or another. if someone is a man then they are a man. if someone is a woman then they are a woman. if they're nonbinary in any way (ranging from agender to multigender and everything in between) then that's what they are. it's quite simple. no amount of transphobia is ever going to change someone's gender. but your kindness and understanding can help people feel safer expressing their gender and thus lead a generally happier life.

you can't change your gender. that's the point trans people have been making. your calculations were correct but your transphobic ass conclusion was off. please go back to your seat and work on that some more :)

#idk #as a teacher i feel like a lot of transphobes are like kids who have their calculations right and then answer the question with something #completely unrelated #i wanna circle things on their homework and add lots of question marks next to them #and then ask to see them after class like what happened there kiddo? you had it right for a bit and then got to the opposite conclusion #what didn't you understand? we can work this out together :) #anyway #night! 🥱😴 #rain posts

[horizon-penblade]

#i have like. a few hours left to do this. more if i let myself work on it on sunday #i have already drawn the bonus image version #but if i use the tee for one of the costumes that's actually required for class it *might* save a bit of time/creative energy lol #if you don't get the context check the post i reblogged before this lol #my costume history homework is designing costumes for two predecided characters (i picked ham and oph) in like 12 different time periods #and ever since we got into the latter half of the 20th century it's been a bit tougher to plan #because like. I absolutely hate when modern shakespeare adaptations put every character whose involved in politics in a business suit #but for the last few time periods (now decades basically) I thought I had to do it and then I was like 'wait no that's dumb' #so now i am just ignoring that aspect of the plot. he spent a nonzero amount of time on the run with pirates he can wear a t-shirt

[tittyinfinity]

just remembered that when i was dating this guy in high school he kept breaking his hand repeatedly on purpose by punching the walls in the school gym so that he couldn't use his right hand and i had to do his homework for him

#bro was not okay #we had half of our classes together too so i was doing his in-class work and his homework #his grades were a lot better that semester 🙄 #.bdo

[catboykilljoy97]

When I was 14 I had a pet mouse named Mikey and when I told people his name I always worried they would think I had tried to name him Mickey (as in Mickey Mouse) but misspelled it meanwhile his actual namesake was Mikey Way because I had a big-ass MCR poster on my wall at the time

#rest in peace Micheal Way Mouse you were so spoiled #little man hit the jackpot he was just a cheap petstore mouse and then he got adopted by #a teenager with too many feelings who had researched mouse care for months because i was kinda a perfectionist #i loved that tiny bastard he sat on my shoulder when i did homework and he got a piece of noodle every time we had spaghetti for dinner #cbkj speaks #pet mice #fancy mice #mcr #my chemical romance #mikey way

[endollvors]

Kitty Classroom Habits

Kitty propped her chin on her hand and her nose twitched as if to feel with whiskers she didn’t have. She finished her line and dropped her pen to the desk while Professor Piper answered someone’s question. She stared at her notes, the main ideas of the lecture drifted lazily around the page, literally, each bullet point had a slight motion to it, moving along with her pen as she rolled it over the table. She yawned to clear her throat.

“Are we boring you, Ms. Cheshire?” The voice cut sharply across the hall as the professor stopped mid explanation to call out to her.

“Mnnn, No?” She slouched more over her desk to get comfortable as the rest of the class looked at her. The silence in the room continued for another few seconds before Professor Piper stopped waiting for whatever it was he wanted from her and finally turned back to finish answering Hopper’s question. 

“Disrespectful” he muttered under his breath as he turned back to the board, too quiet for other students to hear, and added another symbol to his chart of chords, launching into an explanation of its effects in magical songs. 

She stiffened, her ears flattening against her head, and paused in the diagram she was copying.

~

“Kitty Cheshire?” There was a pause, Kitty watched a couple students look around from where she wasn’t lounging. As far as the world of Ever After was concerned, she didn’t exactly exist at the moment. “Kitty Cheshire? …Absent.” Mr. Badwolf sniffed and marked something in his planner, the short pencil looking even smaller in his hand. She rolled over onto her back and stretched out her hands as he finished calling attendance. She watched him teach upside down, in a position that would have the blood rushing to her head if ever after gravity had been working the way it did for everyone else. The lesson this time was really very interesting, she twirled her non existent pigtails around her non existent fingers as Mr. Badwolf discussed the different types of lying. He wrote the “three ‘T’s” on the board, Telling, Trickery, and Truth. He explained how the easiest way to tell a lie was not to tell one. He called on Faybelle to tell a story and when Mr. Badwolf retold the story each detail was twisted to seem like something else. He asked the class if he had lied, and half of it disagreed. Kitty’s giggles seemed to echo from nowhere in particular.

#my writing #going nowhere fast #Eah #kitty cheshire #Oops missed this one yesterday #Came from that fact that no one at EAH is actually shown to slack on their homework #Like sometimes they don’t Do it #But let’s be real who Hasn’t had ideological objections to their homework? #The closest we get is Kitty playing pranks in class

[compacflt]

This is niche (maybe) but please share more about ice and mav at Oshkosh!! Do they go yearly? Or just the one time? Are they part of any aviation enthusiast communities???

yes yes yes!!! going to air shows is 100% a date for both of them. i feel like: a couple things:

- they’ve both probably seen the blue angels so many times it’s not super exciting anymore, and until they retire & become private citizens it’s also too big of a Thing for them to go, so they try to go to civilian/private air shows if they can

- one exception is fleet week for obvious rzns. They both probably have to do shit for fleet week on the reg. Ice especially

- i do keep thinking it would be funny for mav to do like a two year tour with the BAs at some point but there wasn’t room for that in the narrative so it’s Schrödinger’s headcanon

- before they retire their schedules are super crazy packed & don’t always line up, even if they request certain dates (like each other’s birthdays, Xmas, thanksgiving, Oshkosh etc) off in advance, so Oshkosh specifically doesn’t become yearly until after they retire. But after they retire they do annually fly in to Oshkosh in their p-51. lots of picnic lunch breaks in Reno/Omaha/Boise etc

- theyve been to the big international air shows (farnborough, Paris, NOT dubai for security/gay people issues, etc) together a couple times when they can swing it. (Me looking for any excuse to send them back to europe on vacation) but before they retire it’s also probably a Thing. So Thing-ness (public & Navy engagement etc) has to be accounted for when they’re planning their trip. they do have a responsibility to rep the Navy as best as they can etc etc

- Thing-ness also has to be accounted for when joining aviation enthusiast groups… after they retire & get married hell yes!!! they probably have a ton of civilian aviation friends & are pretty involved. not before their marriage though. It takes a while for them to come out of the hidden little shell they’ve been living in for thirty years & make friends as a real couple. but they do eventually.

#maverick criticizing the blue angels every time they see them ‘I would’ve done it cooler’ #joint blue angels thunder birds show ‘oh my god. WHAT does the Air Force think they’re doing. such poor form #it’s such a shame to abuse a viper like that i would’ve done it 10x better’ #this one-shot is another one i haven’t read since I posted it in October #hmm. #some issues #PLANES DONT RUST THEYRE ALUMINUM (but it’s for the metaphor so it’s ok) #i think when you read my plane writing moments you can tell that i am very very enthusiastic about planes #but i don’t know the first thing about how they work or how to fly them #my boyfriend did my physics homework & took my physics tests for me in high school. i never learned even elementary physics #it was covid high school okay we all had to make do #bernouilli’s principle??? it’s all greek to me love <3 #(hungry for pussy voice) (twirling my hair) pressure differentials are like soooo interesting #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #props to all you STEM people. i can’t do basic math #i keep entertaining the idea that ice & mav buy a t-38 in the late 2010s #after i saw a t-38 on sale for $800k apparently you can just buy them #that’s the dream