#wanted them to be getting along 🥺

[marielle-heller]

Ash vs Evil Dead 3x07: Twist and Shout

#bruce campbell #arielle carver-o'neill #ash williams #brandy williams #ash vs evil dead #my gifs #my edit #look ash has spent so much of his life having people believe he is capable of truly horrible things #and i just think that having a daughter who finally comes around to you only to become convinced you're a murderous demon #who deserves to die... like that's gotta really fucking hurt </3 #also fun fact that this was probably THE most stressful episode for me like it's fucking it was too much cause i just #wanted them to be getting along 🥺 #but now that i know what happens i appreciate it #also apologies about the last set and then this set and the one i'm contemplating next <3

[orcelito]

My druid has "fuckboy" written all over her

#speculation nation #shes a druid but she does Not look it. nor does she act like it really. #druid stuff exists to beef myself up as a front liner (spores druid ftw) #and to act as an excuse like 'whaaaat why r u so suspicious of me im a druid 🥺🥺🥺 i just want what's best for nature 🥺🥺🥺' #meanwhile here i am hogging ALL the worms we manage to find (or. well. most of them.) #bc im going full ham into my powers lol theyre so useful #this is a game of pressing Every button and seeing what happens. yet still going along the lines of good? approximately? #it very much does feel like the kind of thing a druid drow would do. willing to consort with the darkness #but still ultimately striving for peace and order. #i am just perhaps a little bug-brained to accomplish this :3 #ive been playing a Lot of bg3. progressing well through act 2. everything is so very scary and i am just 1 druid 🥺 #(i say as if i havent killed literally every single enemy ive come across. im so fucking good at this game.) #the house of healing was by far my least favorite part (so far). that boss battle was TERRIBLE but i managed to get through it. #according to my friends they just talked their way out of it. not me tho. i saw that guy strapped to the table and i was just like #'GET FUCKED BRO' *casts moonbeam* *proceeds to get the shit stabbed outta me* #holy shit he did so much damage. and he was focused ONLY ON ME....... #took me and shadowheart both healing to keep up with the damage he was doing (while astarion and karlach did most of the attacking) #but i did it! hes gone! but holy shit poking around his stuff has been so. eugh. #im in the towers now. so scary. just barely started them tho. gonna look for the prisoners and then proceed from there. #that ketheric dude is fucking terrifying. so big scared about him. but All Men Die The Same 😈 #.....well maybe not exactly the same given his 'immortality' thing 😂 but i'll figure it out. #anyways yea check out taltana im going for a mixed feminine and masculine kinda vibes with her. and enjoying it very much. #bg3 spoilers/

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya is definitely the sort of parent who prefers to sleep in the same bed as his baby.

#hc; kaeya #//Birthed that little nugget; like FUCK is he going to leave them out of arms reach #//Especially the first few days after the birth; he'd be SO anxious every time they've gotta be apart #//ESP considering the kinds of shit he gets up to; the last thing he wants if sb with a grudge getting em & him being too far to get there #//Takes a good long leave until they're able to be left with a sitter (gets Noelle to deliver him paperwork so he can still help) #//And even then; after leave’s up; prolly brings the baby in to work to have around for paperwork duty #//Might leave them to Noelle or Lisa if he HAS to head out; or might suck it up & make the trek to the Winery to ask Addie for help #//Gets a protective barrier between himself and the baby so he doesn't accidentally smother them & around the bed so they don't fall tf off #//Love the idea of him being like. Ahsoka’s mom in Star Wars; brings the baby along during patrols when they are old enough to handle it #//Deffo gets an earful from Addie the Instant she hears abt it #//Prolly teaches the kid self-defense Real early on like his dad did for him; too #//Makes Kae feel a little more reassured and comfortable giving them more space/time on their own the older they get #//V smotheringly protective at first; but gets better over time; esp if the kid wants to be more independent #//Or enough ppl tell him to let the kid be such. Knows they gotta fend for themself at some point but like #//He hated having to do so whenever his dad had to take care of things; & felt like he had to even at the Ragnvindr’s #//Never wants his kid to feel that #//Might end up parenting them the same way he does Klee with enough encouragement/time accepting this #//But the first couple years would be Rough #//Idk; brainrotting of Kae being a parent 🥺 #//Rotating the concept in my brain like a centrifuge jdbfbw #//Deffo would be easier on him overall if he had a partner/co-parent; he for a Fact would not mind having a kid without one #//Even with the stresses of it all

[bosspigeon]

top 5 BG3 companions (as i’m getting the game tomorrow 😎) OKAY GO

Astarion 😞

Karlach

Wyll

Gale

Shadowheart

#pidge replies #im sorry hes been chewing on my brain stem for three fucking years #also didnt expect to like shadowheart as much as i do but she's so fucking funny #she's my bitchy bestie who hates me but too bad princess youre stuck with me >:3 #also karlach and wyll are a combo to me i love them blth so much #karlach is so ride or die and also she's big and soft and 🥺 pls throw me #also didnt expect to like gale as much as i do he's just such a weird little guy and he delights me #idk i love them all!!! they actually feel like a d&d party #and i like that they actually like CARE about each other!!! #even if they dont get along at first!!! theres LOYALTY #god i want to play this game so bad its making me physically ill 😭

[theflyingfeeling]

I still can’t believe Allu went to Oulu 🤧 and how he wanted everyone to know he’s been there (with Olli) for 3 days already 😭😭💞

Yessss and for Olli's birthday too?! It's too soft 🥺💕 I hope Aleksi is still in Oulu with him and that they had a nice day 💞

I'm also really curious as to what they're actually on to 👀 Aleksi tagged the band account in his story yesterday so it seems it is something for BC after all, but clearly it doesn't involve the whole band... 🤨 so the conclusion we can draw from this is that they really just wanted to come up with something as an excuse to spend more time together after the tour, because they couldn’t bear the thought of not seeing each other until maybe after the holidays 😭💗

I need Aleksi to do a stream asap to answer all the questions I've had since he last did (like how come he has apparently taken up smoking all of a sudden 🤨) and I just want to know what's up in general 😩

#janne tagged along because he didn’t get the memo that they wanted to work on stuff _alone_ 🙄 #but they were too polite to say no so there he is third-wheeling them i guess 😂 poor guy #also: i'm going to visit my parents' for the weekend today so if ale decides to stream it's gonna be inconvenient for me 😑 #so i'm hoping for a late-night (slightly wine-drunk) olli/allu stream 😌 #in which they maybe at some point forget they're on camera... 👀😳 #yeah a girl can dream 😔 it's starting t look like we probably won't even get a sober olli/allu stream 🥺 #answered asks #sparfloxacin #ollixallu

[foxgloveinspace]

Me: yeah I’m not that big of a fan of birds.

*loves ravens crows and tufted titmouse’s*

Me: well…. Maybe I’m not a fan of parrots??

#very much so #idk what I’m doing with this #when I see a tufted titmouse I get so happy!!! I saw one yesterday I think?? #little gray birds with puffs on their heads… #there’s also a family of crows that sometime live in my back yard!! #I wish I could befriend them but they are so far out there idk if they would accept treasure from me #I see them when I do the dishes and I know it’s gonna be an ok day when I see them #they haven’t been around tho cause it’s been so hot out #I hope they come back in the fall🥺 #since I’m info dumping: the feral kittens that live on my front pourch have stopped running and I’m able to pet the biggest one!! he’s #black and white and we named him Munchi. #their mother cat is sooo wild but I have touched her back twice now!! #the kittens are so dumb tho when the water bowl is empty they curl up in it😭 #sadly I can’t bring them in when I get them tame. if I could keep my cats inside I would without a moment of hesitation #but my mom will not let me. she doesn’t want any inside animals. #oof. #when I leave I’m taking Moose Marmalade and Munchi with me. and maybe all the others but Jam and Smelly Cat don’t get along #and also… 11 cats is a lot oof #Moose Marmalade Notch Jam Smelly Cat Rock Stripes Munchi Mallow Boo & the unnamed one #she’s a tortoise shell and I haven’t thought of a name for her yet #wow. this is a lot of info dumping

[twpsyn-who]

Finally finished Alice in Borderland and... I can't fucking find a fic where Karube and Chota survive for longer. I literally need one RIGHT NOW and I can't find it and I don't understand why.

Where are the fix-it fics man??? I want them to get to the Beach- Just imagine Karube throwing hands with Niragi first thing upon getting there ahshbdjaks. And they would totally party man, at least a little 🥺

#I just need Karube out there picking fights with everyone 🥺 #Chishiya?? Totally went for his throat after he betrayed them. Nigari? Punched that fucker when he tried to go for Usagi #Aguni???? I actually think they would get along BUT he would hit the shit out of if for hitting Arisu #I JUST WANT KARUBE TO PICK A FIGHT WITH EVERYONE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! #Help a person out here pls where can I finds a fix it???? Pls??? I beg you???? #Alice in Borderland spoilers #aib spoilers #Aib karube #Aib chota #Alice in borderland karube #Alice in borderland chota #Aib #Alice in borderland

[rosicheeks]

I bet that if you found your person, you would radiate so much joy everyone around you would have to wear sunglasses! I hope it happens for you soon!

#another ask I’ve been holding on to for awhile 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #I couldn’t find the right gif to express myself #I had a few options but this one works #cause seriously don’t mind me…… 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #just one of the sweetest things I’ve received #I really really hope I find my person soon #I’m not going to be delusional and say that I’m not going to have rainy days #but I just want them to be there to hold an umbrella for me until the sun comes back #I want to be *that* couple #ya know whenever you see them they just radiate love and happiness and sunshine #I always get so incredibly jealous of them #but I also think it gives me hope #my person is out there #just gotta wait until we cross paths #thank you so so much 😭😭😭 #another reason why I wait to answer asks like these is cause I don’t feel like my tags do it justice #like this is SO CUTE #I want to have equally cute tags to go along with it #but sometimes these asks just make me speechless and I just go skndksnsksnskndksjs #🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #thank you sweetie 🥰 #ask #sweet asks #fav asks #anon

[bookplush]

just finished st4 and i heard a lot of talk that it was bad but ???? that was so good what r y’all talking about ????

#last ep had me SOBBING #it ended so sad this timeee #but i thought it was really good i dont rly get what people are complaining about #it might help also that i was spoiled for a lot of the stuff people seem most upset abt so i knew it was coming #and also that i watched the full season in one go #idk why they held off the last two episodes #it just let people build their perfect scenarios for the end of the season #which meant they were inevitably disappointed when it didnt live up to that #i think it wouldve been wiser to release it all at once #but anyway YEAH i really liked it and thought it was v good #poor max hope she’s ok #and EL what a wonderful season for el #so juicy and angsty #lumax was so adorable i want them to be happy #also seeing erica be a supportive sister makes me 🥺 #i feel bad for eddie but like. obviously not as much as the rest of you do LMAO #i dont need him to come back but i hope they at least find a way to clear his name #man this was just such a good season for both el and max who like. along with will are my fav characters so. loved it #OH AND JOYCE AND HOPPER. YES FINALLY #i just want them to be able to raise their kids together and live in peace man #OH and robin and the ginger girl in the last ep. yes lesbians lets go lesbians! #ok ok im done sorry lol #stranger things #stranger things spoilers #<- for blacklists

[senseiwu]

Between faith being on my mind and talk with someone earlier about morro coming back, I've got my canon divergent au on the brain

#kinda lost interest in it when i kinda lost interest in my oc lesley #at the time it was basically an escapist fantasy and lesley was very much a self insert with a few changes #but basically. #they were there #morro comes back by accident during dotd #hes not coping well #hes stuck with lloyd and nya when the others get sent to the first realm #mostly cause i want to have him achieve his true potential at some point saving lloyd from harumi #talking about how bad holding onto this stuff can be #and he finally lets go of his desire to be the green ninja #lesley is with the og4 and wu in the first realm #her decision means a lot character wise but. faith does go back to ninjago with the ninja #at least after moto. i think she was like. helpijg them figure stuff out after iron baron. and probably exposing him for how awful he was #wu stays young because idk i think he should. it would be fun #kai gets embarrassed being seen with him in his old traditional clothes snd drags him shopping dhjd #and eventually..... wu and faith :) #i also think there was either mudshock or heavymetal because i love them #wait no #i was gonna do that or have cole/lesley #but then vania came along and i absolutely adore her 🥺 her and cole would be sweet #i was thinking though about lesley/bentho....

[noxtivagus]

music boxes r cool

#🌙.rambles #.... i want >< #a friend is getting christmas gifts i think n she asked apollo n i earlier to pick a Song n listed some down #in the past i wld stalk the square enix store moping in self-pity knowing i can't buy any of it but at least that made me #deduce at once that she's planning maybe to give one...? 🥺 #so instead of doing school assignments here i am distracted again c: i'll get it done it's friday nyways i'll catch up on sleep tmrrw :3 #THAT SAID THOUGH . I GOT EMOTIONAL IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEARCHING UP SOME VIDEOS AAAA #night in the brume.... NIGHT IN THE BRUME 😭😭 yk i love music. music makes me emotional. very. #goddamn looking at the sqex store n. if i could i'd just love to buy all of these (not smart. too expensive). BUT JUST. IMAGINE #if i could i'd just love to buy all of these (not smart. too expensive) #THE ELPIS FLOWER I FREAKED OUT WHEN I FIRST SAW IT ? MY BOY HERMES #me remembering i'm a square enix kid FR i don't know anything abt chrono w the story or wtvr but i love the ost vvv much !!!! #final fantasy my beloved.... i don't have to expound on that anymore HKDFAJSDLKF >.> & then kingdom hearts my childhood ! 🫶🏼 #& yk i used to have a lot of random pics on my ipad when i was a kid sob n looking back recently i found a 2b pic from. way back in 2017 #i Did not know it was her back then hell i didn't even know of nier but. omg i've always been into pretty girls! #that aside i've always been interested in nier ever since i really got to know it. the ost is one of my favs too. #probably gna be my 2nd fav series tied with final fantasy c: #the plushes r so cool i want them all 🥺 looking through the sqex store yeah #i want all the art books oh dear n everything music related 🥹🤍 #in the future if ever my aunt decided to go to one again. apollo n i could tag along to one of those final fantasy orchestras #i would ascend to heaven. i'd probably cry a lot though. funny to imagine. i wonder if ever sometime in the unknown future #wait remembering oh my god wasn't fullmetal alchemist serialized by sqex. fma's one of my childhood stuff to >< #i nearly finished the whole manga bcs my aunt had them in her bookshelves 🥺 #imagine having those wine glasses w the ascian sigils holy shit that'd be so badass #the lunar tear necklace 🥹 UWAH ONE OF MY ONLINE FRIENDS HAS THE FFXV RING OF THE LUCII #the sephiroth bracelet looks so cool making me rmb my interest too w gemstones >< i love my own bracelet here that's moonstone #the lunafreya necklace.... FUCK I WANT IT SO BAD i rmb looking at it years ago n. dream necklace sob it's so pretty ! moon ! #NO WAIT I CAN'T FIND IT BUT ISN'T THERE ALSO AN HAURCHEFANT NECKLACE 😭😭 NOOOOOOO #not that i can get it anytime soon smh it's so expensive T_T but maybe some day far from now 🫶🏼 #I WANT THE MUSIC BOXES SO BAD THOUGH GODDAMN nightinthebrume themeoflove chronocross nier . SM SO MUCH MORE

[alchemiclee]

sometimes I say words and sometimes people like/reblog those words (sometimes even adding a tag comment!!!!) and i'm always like "omg do these words make sense to you??? do you like the nonsense that came out of my brain????????" it's always super surprising and makes me do a little happy dance.

part of me wants to talk about that nonsense with them more, but the other part of me is bad at people and too afraid 🥲😅

#lee text #in which lee misses having long autistic rambling conversations with people about interests where we both send paragaraph upon paragraph #as if we are trying to write a novel about the thing and sometimes that conversation would span over a few days and we keep going #until we have thoroughly disussed the thing with as many ideas as we can come up with #its hard to find that kind of person. they have to have the same interest at exactly the same intensity and have a general same opnion on it #same as in they like it and think its good vs disliking and wanting to debare rather than discuss. i hate debate. and they must be creative #and good at continuing the conversation and going with thr flow in a way that we both fit each others conversation style and yeah #i had a few people like that in the past ans miss that. but theyre so hard to come by and you meet them by chance #its not something you can force. its like an accident. so “looking for someone” doesnt work. have to feel their vibe and energy and match #anyway reading people's star rail analysis and theories and thoughts and whatnot is fun #since im too bad at people to talk to ans get along with just anyone. reading posts takes out the pressure to socialize correctly #but its still lonely not sharing my thoughts. thats why when random person likes or reblogs my posts i feel seen/heard #its nice. especially if they add tags. it feels almost like we reciprocated and interacted or something #i was seen and heard and they also are seen and heard by me and im honoured they also said words!!!!!! even if just tags on a reblog #anyway someone reblogged a post i made and added their thoughts in the tags and ive been thinking about it all day 🫣🥲😭🥺

[chrisbangs]

chungha's new song nearly making me bawl my eyes out seeing her on stage and shining and singing and being mother of all time like 😭🫶💗 oh my god i'm so happy to see her thriving and once again FUCK mnh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AND THE WAY SHE TOOK OUT HER IN EAR TO HEAR THEM SINGING ALONG TOO I FEEL FUCKING SICK 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕 #GOD I MISS U BABYYYYY ☹️☹️☹️ #also the way that fan asked her if she'll come back and chungha was like oh! do you want that? and she was like 🥺 yes and then chungha was #like oke i'll work hard for a comeback 🥹🫶 I NEARLY BAWLED MY EYES OUT YESTERDAYYY #GOD SHE WANTED OUT SO HARD AND SHE GOT AND SHES FREE AND SHES STILL DOING HER THINGGGG #also seeing nothing but positivity towards her in the qrts of EVERY twt abt her at the event in mexico has me CRYINGGGGG YOU DONT GET ITTTTT #IF ANYONE DESERVES THIS ITS HER !!!!!! #li.txt

[sunliv]

Who has the better dynamic?>:]

shaking and crying i feel so threatened i dont know what to doooo. Please, Saffron, have mercy,,, PLEASE-!!

#sorry idk if u go by that name but i def associate u with saffron sldnfkkg #tell me if you dont though please #BUT ALSO PLEASE DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE.. I CANT PICK THEYRE BOTH SO GOOD😭😭😭 #shadow and rouge are so good ans theg #they have such an interesting dynamic ans they are both going to be there for each other no matter what #they clearly care so much and they get along so well theyre so sweet together #rouge is 100% the teasing older sister and like i dont think either of them would even really hesitate to tease each other but they care #BUT. shadow and maria😭😭😭 #so sweet so tragic. he was meant to save her and she ends up saving him. sacrificing herself and he carries her with him still. #she's alive through him he keeps her alive by keeping his promise and by thinking of what she would want i think #and they were so cute too dreaming together and planning what they would do together when they got to earth #they didnt grow up in the best place but they had each other ans that was. everything. oh god.... im getting emotional🥺😭 #i just love them both so much theyre both such interesting dynamics i love them #sth #shadow & rouge #shadow & maria #ask-saffron-and-friends #mailbox

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

random percy headcanons:

wants to be the photographer friend SO bad and he technically is but like 70% of the pics come out blurry or weird bc there was a monster attack in the middle of them. his instagram is truly so chaotic looking.

literally always has seashells on him someone will ask him for a pencil or spare change and he has to empty all his pockets of shells to find it. drops his backpack and a bunch of shells fall out. kicks his shoes off and sand and shells fly out and his mortal friends are like percy What the Fuck

his eyes glow underwater!! bioluminescent king. no one told him though and he didn't find out until he joined his school's swim team and terrified everyone (he managed to convince them his contacts were having a weird reaction to chlorine lmao)

he really likes art!! he doesn't just pretend to for rachel's sake he genuinely enjoys painting with her. he likes splatter paint, collages and pop art styles the best. one day after splitting some edibles they realized percy could manipulate water colors and went CRAZY with it

will ask to be excused during class and comes back like an hour later with scorch marks all over his face bleeding from one of his ears covered in dust missing three fingernails rips in his jeans and a fat lip and the teacher is like percy what the actual hell were you doing in the bathroom all this time and he's just like uhhhhhh I have ibs

the brand from camp jupiter did unfortunately (for sally) Unlock something in him lmfao he keeps getting shitty little tattoos. usually stick-n-poke but someone's friends cousin's girlfriend's brother has a gun that gets brought to parties every now and then. most of them are sloppy but you can tell what they are HOWEVER he has one that was supposed to be a seal that came out looking like one of those shitty ms paint crying memes. annabeth laughed at him for ten minutes straight when she saw it.

he wanted to dye his hair blue but he was too chicken to bleach his entire head so he just did the tips. his hair is curly though so it looks absolutely ridiculous but he loves it

percy and annabeth get a crusty little yappy white dog in college and he carries it around like a baby lmao

back to his chaotic instagram, he's got so many pics of him like, relaxing at the bottom of the mariana trench or hugging a giant squid or riding on a whale shark and his mortal friends all think he's just really good at photoshop and this is a very specific bit he decided to commit to. they're always like lol percy where do you even FIND these pictures are you subscribed to like scientific journals for the laughs? but no he just took them all on his shell phone

has an ongoing prank war with annabeth's little brothers bobby and matthew but like it's Unhinged. they're playing 5D chess and she has no idea whats going on

weird tshirts!!! he loves them! like

shit like this or those 'women want me fish fear me' shirts, anything with a funny or incomprehensible slogan is going in his closet right along with his band tees lmfao

bought estelle a panda pillow pet when she was born 🥺

can NOT bring himself to eat seafood no matter how many times poseidon has told him its fine. he's like NO these are my FRIENDS JONATHAN WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS GRANDDAUGHTERS WEDDING LITERALLY YESTERDAY WHY IS HE ON A PLATTER DAD. they had to give up and just start eating normal land food at the palace every time he comes to visit lmfao

gets into horsegirl antics with hazel she NEEDS to know everything the horses have to say. they spend hours gossiping in the stables.

movie nights in the poseidon cabin were 10000% a thing and when he was missing annabeth and thalia and grover (and a few others) would still sleep in there every now and then and talk about how much they miss him :(

percy and beckendorf had the worlds most elaborate handshake

he DOES impulse buy stuff just because they're ocean-themed. stuffed animals, home decor, school supplies, clothes, you name it he bought it if theres like a fish on it

has more scars from crashing off his skateboard than he does from monster attacks

grover is somehow the only person who's ever noticed percy is severely claustrophobic

has a deep passion for adele. I can't explain this one I just feel and know it to be true.

he and annabeth both proposed to each other at the same time and they were SO mad about it they kept yelling over each other's speeches lmao

he can SING but he doesn't know it. sally keeps trying to record him singing to himself but something always happens to the camera and she loses the evidence

called chiron a brony one time and mr d thought it was so funny he was nice to percy for an entire week

the camp keeps trying to convince him to teach sword fighting lessons to the younger kids but he can NOT bring himself to swing a sword at a 9 year old so he keeps getting injured

has the most complicated iced coffee order in the world his go-to local coffee shop finally just put the damn drink on the menu and named it after him

he IS the quiet kid in the back of your math class that always has his hood up to try and hide his headphones and eats increasingly elaborate meals out of his backpack when the teacher isn't looking. one time someone caught him with a rotisserie chicken in the middle of a geometry final.

he argued that he DID have enough to share with the class

currently obsessed with the image of him knocking back a container of sea salt as if it was a shot and his mortal friends being like hey! what the actual fuck! and he's just like uhhhhh anemia kills!

its his birthday<3

#percy jackson #pjo #hoo #toa #percabeth #molly mumbles

[coco-loco-nut]

Book Club

Pairing: The grid x driver!reader, Lance Stroll x reader

Summary: A wild goose chase ensues when you are at a meeting with your book club

requests are open (plz send some, i can’t keep only getting ideas while driving 🥺) masterlist

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“Guys, have you seen y/n?” Lance panics, rushing into the McLaren garage. It’s not the first time his girlfriend had disappeared from her garage but he’s always been able to find you a few steps away.

“She’s missing?” Lando leaped out of his chair. “Come on, Oscar, we gotta find her,” Lando drags his teammate out of the garage, following Lance to the Mercedes garage to find George.

“Any y/n sightings?” a very stressed out Lance asks.

“No, but now I am invested,” the Brit tags along in the search, hopping over to the Ferrari garage.

“Mes amis, you seem stressed,” Charles says, looking up from his book.

“Y/n is missing, Lance can’t find his girlfriend,” Oscar sighs, not sure why he isn’t leaving the group.

“No, we must join the quest, Charles,” Carlos says, clapping his teammate on the shoulder.

“Alright, only for y/n,” Charles, like oscar, begrudgingly agrees to join the ‘noble quest’.

Meanwhile, y/n is sitting on the couch, wearing a chunky cardigan and a pair of fashion glasses, sipping tea.

“No, Lizzy was clearly in love with Darcy even then,” Fernando waves his hands. This month’s book was Pride and Prejudice.

“Sure, Fernando,” Valtteri rolls his eyes.

The book club, affectionately called ‘The Old Drivers Club’ started when y/n barged into the Haas garage, claiming she needed their opinions and that she was tired of all the young drivers. Despite her being only 21, she found a home with some of the older drivers in the Paddock. The club consisted of her, Fernando, Valtteri, Kevin, and Nico. Lewis wanted to hold on to his youth, as he claimed, and Checo didn’t quite care for their gossip sessions.

“I still don’t understand how you can go from a 20 year old party animal to a 80 year old grandma overnight,” Kevin teases the young girl, bringing up a common point of conversation (usually her complaining about the younger drivers).

“And I don’t understand how you all don’t find Nico attractive? If I was ten years older, I would be all over him. God damn, what a fine man,” you swoon, causing the German to blush fiercely.

“Yes, yes, someone who could outshine Charles Leclerc in his prime,” Fernando dismisses it with the wave of his hand. You giggle and refocus on the book discussion.

“Nando,” you prompt him, silently asking him to go to the next topic.

“Alright, alright, let’s discuss what was probably y/n’s favorite scene, the confession scene. The second one, not in the rain,” Fernando says, and you shyly look down, the older drivers knowing you too well.

“Max, Checo, have you seen y/n?” Lance asks, even more flustered, half the grid behind him.

“Y/n? Why do you ask?” Max says, looking at his teammate.

“She’s missing!” Lando exclaims causing Checo to laugh.

“No, no. She’s with her book club, in the Haas motor home. I sometimes join them, interesting gossip, but not quite for me, no,” Checo says, looking oddly at the group.

“Her- her book club?” Lance asks, utterly confused.

“Si. Lewis has been invited too, but he claims he is too young,” Checo laughs to himself.

“Sorry mate, a book club?” George asks, a little offended he was never invited.

“And gossip? I’m a little offended I’ve never been invited,” Pierre gasps.

“Well? Is that all,” Max asks, wanting the group to leave his garage.

“Right, well I guess we go to Haas,” Carlos says, quickly thanking the Red Bull drivers.

“VALTTERI!” Your astonished gasp is heard from outside. Your group had moved on to what some think is the more enjoyable part of the evening, the gossip.

“Y/n! Oh thank god, we were worried sick,” Lando dramatically says at the doorway, having opened the door, revealing your group. The five of you look at the other group wildly confused.

“Worried sick?” You ask, looking at them.

“You were missing, I couldn’t find you,” Lance scratches the back of his neck, a little confused.

“I,” you pause before laughing. “Lancelot, you could’ve texted me,” you tell him.

“Why weren’t Pierre and I invited?” George asks, looking accusingly at your group.

“You don’t fit the criteria,” Kevin says, dismissing the question.

“And y/n does?” Pierre asks.

“Yes. When she sits upside down on your couch to gossip and complain about you all, and ask for life advice, then we might consider it,” Nico shakes his head.

“She is the founder of our group,” Valtteri points out.

“You also have to find young Nico attractive, more than current Charles,” Fernando teases, causing the young girl to blush.

“He was!” You defend yourself, and Carlos nods in agreement.

“Your girlfriend, mate. I’m surprisingly glad I tagged along,” Oscar says to Lance, pretty amused at the chaos.

“Out of curiosity, what is your next book?” George asks, your face lighting up.

“We are on a classics kick right now, so we are reading the No Fear version of Romeo and Juliet,” you say excitedly causing George and Charles to groan.

“We can’t join?” Charles asks again.

“Sorry, Leclerc, only room for one hot driver here,” Nico winks at you, causing your cheeks to redden.

“HEY!” most of the drivers in the room take offense to it, Lance mainly because the wink was directed at his girlfriend.

“Alas, if only you didn’t have a wife and kid, and I was ten years older,” you sigh, shaking your head.

“In another life, Mein Liebchen,” Nico sighs as well.

“Alright, I’m stealing back my girlfriend,” Lance pulls you away.

“Lancelot,” you giggle, waving goodbye to your book club.

“It is in these moments that I remember how young she is and how old we are,” Fernando sighs, Lewis taking your seat.

“My bones ache more and more each day, mate,” Lewis shakes his head.

“Welcome to our club, have the first act read by the next race,”

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