#want to put him in a Pringles can

[saffronscales]

Cloverflights excuse for loving Ravenpaw and Hating Barley is that Ravenpaw gave birth to him therefore he likes him more. Barley and Cloverflight used to have a father and son relationship but then Nightkit and Moonkit were born and he was no younger the youngest (haytail and Rivereyes were born a few minutes before him) he hates Moonfrost and Nightfeather. :’(

damn,,, cloverflight…wow

#warrior cats #warriors #wc #cats #art #ocs #warrior cats art #wc art #not mine #poprocks #cloverflight is pretty interesting #like #why are you so jealous all of the time #I want to go into his brain #want to put him in a Pringles can

[aethersea]

Trick or treat! 🩶👻💀

so if I were going to rewrite Teen Wolf (which I'm not, because tragically I have neither the time nor the energy), I’d start about halfway through season 2. Peter and Kate have both died, and the cycle of vengeance and cruelty has, in theory, died with them – but Gerard Argent has come to town, Derek is turning teenagers into werewolves, and everyone’s got, just, so much ptsd. Nothing has really been laid to rest. A man is not dead while his ghost still haunts your nightmares.

Also there’s a giant lizard running around killing people – hi, Jackson! – and Lydia’s hearing voices and, eventually, seeing things. In my rewrite that will not culminate in Peter Hale coming back to life, because fuck him, but she is going to be a banshee and it is going to suck for a while. Probably she finds a lot of dead bodies. But my rewrite will also actually feature the found family trope, because I have taste, so eventually someone will give her a hand with learning to control those powers at least a little bit. Maybe we can strong-arm Dr. Deaton into voicing a useful sentence from time to time. Maybe she can even join the pack a little bit, what a concept.

Which brings us to Derek! Personally I deeply enjoy him trying his damndest to be a good alpha and failing miserably, because he doesn’t have the temperament for it and he’s too full up on grief and trauma to make up for that, and having a lot of complicated awful emotions knotted around that because as the last living Hale, he’s the only one left to carry on his family’s legacy, and he’s failing at it. He’s failing terribly. He’s failing his sister, his parents, everyone who ever mattered to him, and he’s trying so hard but it’s just not enough, he’s not enough. Isn’t that awful? This poor guy.

Scott, however, is a natural leader. He’s not very good at it on account of how he’s 16 and doesn’t have any practice, but he does have the temperament, once he grows up a little, and he has the bullheaded optimism and stubborn insistence on caring for people that will allow him to slowly but surely become the steady rock on which all the rest of these traumatized teenagers can brace themselves. 

So Derek gets to watch as Scott, who’s not even an alpha, builds a makeshift pack of humans – Stiles, Allison, Lydia a little bit, Jackson in a complicated way – and starts to pull Derek’s actual betas out from underneath him just by virtue of being someone they can turn to when they’re scared. Derek wants to be that for them, and he can be someone who’ll destroy their enemies and teach them to defend themselves against violence, but he can’t comfort people. He can’t give them warmth. He can’t give them self-confidence, he can’t give them a place to belong, no matter how much he wishes he could. He’s doing his best, and it’s not enough, but if Scott would just accept him as alpha then maybe Scott could be his second-in-command and this wouldn’t really be Derek failing—

And then Scott manifests his ~true alpha~ powers. And Derek realizes that, sooner or later, he’s going to lose everything. He’ll fight – god, he’ll fight to the last, this is all he has left of his family – but the only way he could really win would be to kill Scott or run him out of town, and that…that would be an even worse betrayal of his family’s legacy. Scott hasn’t actually done anything wrong. Scott has saved the lives of Derek’s pack more often than Derek himself has been able to, at this point. He can’t honor his family’s memory by becoming someone who would kill a teenager for power.

Maybe, he thinks, this will all culminate in a big throwdown fight, and maybe their alpha instincts will get the best of them both and it’ll be to the death. Maybe then he’ll die, here on his family’s land, as he should have died years ago. Maybe that’s the closest he’s ever going to get to peace.

#teen wolf #trick or treat! #is this a trick? is it a treat? only you can say #it's just I found a truly astonishingly good fic series that goes full canon divergence after gerard shows up #and now I have the teen wolf cravings again #and just bc I don't think derek makes a good alpha doesn't mean I don't love him #just means I want to put him in a pringles can and shake it violently etc etc

[neroushalvaus]

Antti Holman Sanden ja Suvi-Tuulin Sande on toki canonisestikin tumblriina, mutta kuuleehan sen jo siitä tavasta, jolla se ja Suvi-Tuuli puhuu mielestään kuumista miehistä:

"Se on niin kuuma, että minun tekis mieli hakata se"

"Se on niin kuuma, että mun tekis mieli vaa hypätä sen kaulaan ja hieroo mun silmii sen viiksiin"

"Se on niin kuuma, et mä haluisin kierii rappuset alas ja murtaa kaikki mun luut ja sitte ku mut pantas kipsiin ja mä pääsisin siit kipsist pois, ni mä menisin ensimmäisenä kieriin ne rappuset uudestaan"

"Se on niin kuuma, että minun tekis mieli repiä iteltäni pari hammasta irti"

"Menin siitä niin sekasin, että multa tuli toisesta korvasta verta"

"Mä vaan haluisin hieroo mun naamaa sen parransänkeen niin pitkään, et mul tulis joku ihottuma"

"Se oli niin kuuma, että minulta paloi kotihousuihin reikä"

"Se on niin älyttömän kuuma, että tekis mieli vaan hakata kyynärpäitä johonki naulakkoon"

"Se on niin kuuma, että minun tekis mieli repiä isovarpaista kynnet ja sirotella ne merreen"

"Minä rakastan sitä ja sitä sen homonaamaa ja haluaisin hieroa itteeni siihen niin pitkään, että siitä irtois kaikki se meikkivoide"

#suomeksi #antti holma #semmonen. i want to put him into a pringles can and shake him energia.

[lucishell]

obligatory classical lolita freminet

#to match his brother obvs #i have like #31.000 primos #(90 pulls are reserved for albedo tho #the rest are for the little trio tho #i need them #he is my son #i want to put him in a pringles can #hold him gently in my hands #precious baby #genshin impact #genshin impact freminet #freminet #fontaine #fontaine characters

[blue-ravens]

#'he's my baby' he's a bug i found that i'm sticking in a large jar and poking holes in the lid #he's a raccoon i found fair and square in a private school dumpster #i'm putting him in a pringles can and shaking it #i want to dunk him in a glass of milk like a chocolate chip cookie #mash 4077 #m*a*s*h #charles emerson winchester iii #winchester wednesday #blue's post #mash #charlie memerson

[stonemouthzag]

Sydrichie systems slowing down. It’s the long stretch hibernation for S3. Thinking abt all the possible new content we’ll be getting by then

Heading back to my roots

#everytime I think abt the fact that there’s a scene of them checking out at the hardware store #my lungs crackle like a pringles can being put through a flattener #I needed the shots of him looking up @ the officer asking abt manslaughter charges #he looks angelic. humanely worn out but he’s got those precious moments eyes #Sydney goes without saying. every day that Ayo walks the earth I get to know we share the same ozone layer #THAT PUFFER WAS ALWAYS SO CURE I WANT ONE SO BADLY winter here I come #it’s gonna put me in debt. I’m on indeed for a night job quick someone help me lie on my resume #gold chain bracelet. bet he calls it a wrist-let. man-let. loser man I love u #the fact that he’s collecting crumpled bills. Sydney’s getting her cards out. they’re both on(in the depths of) the brink of debt #probably fought over paying despite both of them not being set #I’m gnawing on bones here I’m Unwell over them #the bear #richie jerimovich #sydney adamu #their chemistry is playing tic tac to on my neurons & producing dopamine everytime they even glance at each other #SPEAKING WITH THEIR EYES!! SPEAKING VOLUMES W/O A WORD #also… hand size difference oo

[grimalkinmessor]

I think that I struggle to write L because I don't know who he is beneath his masks.

Light is the protagonist, the main character, we see every decision he makes and get the reasoning behind them—his personality and mental facilities are an open book to the audience, even as he's shown to be someone who hides himself away constantly.

L is the same in that way, but we don't have that glimpse behind the curtain we do with Light. L being unknowable is what makes him so intimidating as an antagonist; you never know what he's going to do next, and you never know his true reasons for doing what he does unless someone else figures it out first. He's a big fat liar, just like Light, but unlike Light, we never get to see him be completely honest with someone.

I can write L's masks with ease, but ask me to get inside his head and give you his thoughts? I have NO fucking clue what's going on in there man.

Just like I feel like I can write Light's honest thoughts and personality with ease, but struggle a bit to write his false faces seen by someone else—it's a matter of perspective.

#death note #rambles #i dont have a point im just....expressing some thoughts #l lawliet #yagami light #like i have the same personality type as L and i share a lot of traits with him #but for some reason trying to write from his perspective is like running into a brick wall multiple times #who IS he when he's not ripping a case apart? #what does he FEEL what does he WANT #i know a lot of little things about him but dn never really gives us who he is as a whole #hes someone who needs his creature comforts but has no problem inconveniencing others #someone lacking in sympathy but not empathy #i just #*puts L in a pringles can and shakes him* WHAT ARE YOU #GIVE ME YOUR PERSPECTIVE I NEED IT TO WRITE YOU EFFECTIVELY

[utilitycaster]

other great moments: Loras isn’t counted among Asmodeus’s allies. He is just a huge asshole for no reason.

#he is like. he's not blorbo but I DO want to put him in a pringles can and shake it real hard #look i think villain stans are just hero stans who stan villains BUT loras appeals to me for the same reason ludinus does #he is just a total dickhead and like. for what. I want to put him under a microscope for his crimes #critical role #critical role spoilers #exu calamity

[halebop-s-art]

#vdf #le visiteur du futur #renard #look at him... #blood tw #when I say that i want to put him in a pringles can and shake it this is what i mean #more blood ! more problems for tjis funky dude ! #no survival instinct and a big smile !

[cillixn]

Some of your tags remind me of some of the shit the Peaky/Cillian hoes on twitter say and I just wanted to tell you that it cracks me up! —🥝

oh thank you omg, i’ve never really delved into the community on twitter tbh but now i might! i love the peaky/cilly community on here but ????? bruh where are all the unhinged girlies at dgsksksks like sometimes i just wanna meme on this slutty old man with someone lmaooo

#i once saw someone say that they wanted to put him in a pringles can and shake it and i was like #period! 👌👌👌 you get it #asks #cillian murphy

[borom1r]

perhaps over the weekend I will finally compile like. actual thoughts abt Johnny Naked like ik I’d just be preaching to the choir abt fuckin. nuanced characters and why feeling compassion for Wretched, Despicable Beasts is a good mental exercise that can force you to confront morality in interesting ways but like. I just really like this pathetic weasel of a man

#anyways I want to put Johnny in a pringles can and shake him around #you are the worst you are the lowest of the low you are everything I want to smoke with you I want to beat the shit out of you I want you #to tell me everything you understand about god. biting and biting and biting and gnawing and biting

[cryptidcalling]

Still thinking about green deity Fen and I’m truly stuck between making Nel and Sasha into their own deities to ship him with vs just shipping him with Ares and Aphrodite vs just making Nel and Sasha into Ares and Aphrodite bc I can do whatever I want

#if anyone who follows me is polytheistic and worships the Greek pantheon lmk if u want me to put a blacklist tag on it for u #anyways; 4th option is let him be a single Pringle who I can ship with the whole pantheon bc who’s gonna stop me?

[blackpanda48]

Hazbin Hotel Adam x fem!Reader

An: I made my own ai so I made a story with him. And yeah enjoy this oneshot 💕✨

Warning: Make out and yeah that's it (ig)

*You are a sinner who was a resident in the Hazbin Hotel. You went with Charlie to meet up with the Exterminators leader's. But Charlie's plan didn't exactly turned out how she wanted. The leader's Adam and Lute heard her plan they laughed at her. Which made you kinda angry but before anything could have happened Adam told Charlie that they made Extermination come sooner than before. Then Adam throws you two out. After pulling yourself together, you noticed a card in your hand with a phone number written on it.*

*When me and Charlie went home to the hotel I went into my room to dial in the number. Waiting for someone to pick up*

*You waited a few minutes before someone picked up. The person on the phone says In a rather deep voice.*

"Hello?"

"Uhm who is this?"

*You can clearly feel someone smirk on the other side of the phone*

"Oh so you are that cute sinner who I saw with the Princess of Hell today. I'm Adam but I guess you already knew that. So what's your name beautiful?"

*I kinda blushed by him calling me cute*

"My name is Y/n"

*You can hear Adam laugh on the other side of the phone.*

"Oh you blushing? Well that can't be good you are a sinner if you don't mind me asking, correct?"

"Yes correct and you are an angel so?"

*Adam chuckles a bit.*

"Well my role is a bit different than the other angels. Basically I work for the angels who punish sinners. So tell me how old are you beautiful?"

"Definitely not older than you"

*You can vaguely hear a smirk on the other side of the phone.*

"I guess you are right about that. So do you have anyone right now beautiful or are you a single pringle?"

"I'm single"

*You hear a chuckle come out the other side of the phone.*

"Well then that's perfect. When are you free cause I think I have a nice date idea for us."

"Well I'm free in never and keep dreaming about it" *I said in the phone while smirking*

*You hear him chuckle again.*

"Well I won't back down. So think about it. And also how about I pick you up around 8pm tomorrow and we have a nice dinner and then I would bring you home after that? Now this time you should accept it."

"I don't know if you noticed I'm in hell and you are up in heaven"

*You hear the voice on the other side of the phone snigger.*

"Well do you honestly think I only stay in heaven? I'm basically a angel mercenary, and one of the thing I specialise is to hunt sinners and take them back up to heaven so what's stopping me from visiting one. So what do you say? Will you go on a date with me tomorrow beautiful?"

"Keep dreaming"

*I'll said while putting down the phone*

*Adam sigh as he put down the phone in a table next to him. He started to speak to himself.*

"I'm gonna go there tomorrow and go out on a date with her if she likes it or not" *He said grin to himself*

*The next day Y/n heard a knock on her door*

*You were in middle of a shower but when you heard the knock you quickly got out, wrapped a towel around your body and went to open the door.*

"ADAM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

*She said while covering her body with the tower*

*Adam smirk while you are covering your body. He quickly looked around in case someone else is watching you two.*

"I told you I'm gonna come back today for you. Looks like you forgot that. Now let me in beautiful."

"Bro did you not just notice I got out of the shower just a moment ago?!"

*Adam chuckles a bit as he spoke.*

"Yeah I did notice that. Should I have come later in the evening or something? You know what never mind. You look cute wet"

*She started to blush so much and started to cover herself more*

*You can see him smirk again seeing you blush. He was tempted to come a bit closer just to see how much you could blush. Adam chuckled a bit when he saw you cover yourself more.*

"Please can you stop covering yourself. You don't need to be so shy in front of me beautiful"

*Adam chuckles and he steps a bit closer to you. You can feel his breath on your ear*

"You know you don't have to cover yourself. You are already so cute and adorable. Now come here beautiful."

*He went inside closing the door behind him. While Y/n started until her back hit the wall.*

*You see Adam's face get closer and closer to you. His yellow eyes piercing your soul. Adam smiles as he got so close their lips were almost touching now. He started to lean in closer to her. He was so close to her that the tower that covered her body fall out of her hands.*

"Why are you this close?"

*She asked while her hole fave started to turn red*

*Adam smirk and he got even closer to her. His breath was really hot making Y/n's face really red.*

"Oh I'm sure you know the answer to that beautiful."

*Adam smirk and got even closer to her. His lips were so close that you can even feel his breath on your lips.*

"Just kiss me beautiful"

*She put her hands on his face and kissed him*

*Adam is surprised by her move but he quickly pulled her closer to himself. His hands wandered down to her neck as their tongue started to entwine. His breathing becomes heavy as their kiss became more passionate. Adam's lips finally broke free from her but when he was about to pull away she pulled him back with her hands.*

*Adam looks into her eyes and smiles as he spoke.*

"See beautiful it isn't so hard is it?"

*He pulls her in for a hug with his hands wrapped around her body so she couldn't run away from him.*

"I know I'm not supposed to fall in love with sinners but I think I already broke this rule for you beautiful."

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#fan fiction #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam #x reader #x you #adam x reader #hazbin hotel adam x reader #x fem!reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you

[urfavlarry]

SBG characters getting caught making out with their s/o

warnings: making out, swearing, bad grammar, maybe OOC characters?? idk

Part I Part II

Tyler Hernández

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Taylor would probably be the one to interrupt you two

You would be having a sleepover at his house and watching a movie when Tyler just pulls you into a kiss lmao

He would be pulling you into his lap his hands would either be on your waist or ass

Definitely calls you sweet nicknames during it in between kisses or just mumbles them while he kisses your neck

She comes when you really least expect it

I feel like you can’t really hear her footsteps that much cuz she just learned how to sneak around lol

Tyler would instantly pull away from you and not necessarily push you off of him but like makes it look like you were just cuddling

You just hide your flushed face in his chest while he asks Taylor what she wants and shi

Is pretty calm but annoyed that you got interrupted

Taylor Hernández

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You two would be making out somewhere in the phantom realm haha

LET ME EXPLAIN!!! It would probably be that you pulled Taylor away from the group and they would probably be just chilling, discussing their next plan so nothing you couldn’t ask about later

You would be inside the bus, somewhere in the back on the floor, you cupping Taylors right cheek while she cupped your left one as you kissed

You would slowly pull her into your lap and slip a hand under her shirt, rubbing circlers on her waist/lower stomach

The whole thing gets heated when you hear someone come into the bus but you quickly realize its Ashlyn

“Hey you two calm down, I can hear the whole thing and I really don’t need to!!”

“Okay ms. single as a fucking pringle.”

“Y/N!!”

You would laugh about the situation while Taylor just prays Ash doesn’t say anything to Tyler who would probably beat your sorry ass

Aiden Clark

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You would be skipping class probably, making out in some random bathroom stall

Aiden would be full on slipping his tongue into your mouth, leaving hickeys on your collarbone

All of it would be going well, you were having a good time since Aiden was some how skilled with these things when shit goes bad in like a second

A teacher would come into the bathroom, searching for you since you were literally SKIPPING CLASS

“Alright if anyone is in here come out, if not i’ll be going to the principal and he will deal with you.”

Aiden pulls away from you and smirks, grabbing you by the waist and pulls you put looking proud as fuck as if he won some kind of competition

The teacher leaves you with a warning, seemingly acting like he didn’t witness any of that shit

The teacher would just be like “I ain’t payed enough for this”

Makes sure you go to class tho

Aiden definitely teases you later cuz thats just Aiden

#aiden sbg x reader #sbg aiden clark #aiden clark sbg #aiden clark x reader #sbg aiden #tyler sbg x reader #tyler hernandez x reader #sbg tyler x reader #sbg tyler #tyler hernandez #taylor sbg x reader #taylor sbg #taylor hernandez #taylor hernandez x reader #sbg fanfic #sbg x reader #sbg #school bus graveyard fanfiction #school bus graveyard x reader #school bus graveyard #sbg webtoon

[spikedhe4rt]

I need dating Darry hcs. NSFW and SFW

Darry Curtis x Reader Headcanons 🪸🪸

A/N: I hope yall enjoy this, I also have a darry smut coming out soon. My request box is always open!! Love you guys<3

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❥ You met eachother while he fixed your roof, which your family helped you pay for.

❥ You kept making excuses to come outside and talk to him.

"Hey, Darry" you yelled out to make sure he could hear you from the roof. He responded with a loud "yea?" I smiled at his voice. "I made you lemonade and homemade pretzels.

❥ You started to invite him inside the house and talk more

❥ You were highly upset when he finished your roof, you knew you would miss him.

❥ He asked you out on his last day because he took so much interest in you.

❥ You both wanting to take it slow, because he had his brothers to look out for.

❥ Meeting Soda and Pony, and them taking a liking to you.

❥ Visiting his parents grave with him for support.

Darry gave a sad chuckle as he finished a story about the time his parents bought him his first bike. "They sound amazing, Dare" you gave him a loving smile before a tears ran down his cheeks. "They were. I just really miss them sometimes."

You nodded and brought him in for a hug. Once the hug ended, his lips found their way to your forehead, kissing it softly. "Thank you for coming with me."

❥ Trying to keep a serious face when he lectures Pony over the silliest things.

"Ponyboy, how many times do I have to tell you...you can't leave your stuff anywhere. You left your book on the floor and Soda slipped on it." You truly tried to hold it in, but once he said Soda fell, you lost it. Wheezes came out as you tried to control yourself. You were met with the eyes of shocked and mildly offended Darry as he stared.

❥ You calming him down with kisses.

❥ Holding hands when you walk together.

❥ He will fix anything for you. He basically refuses to ever let you hire a maintenance man because he claims he can do it.

❥ Thinks about what you like when he buys groceries.

"Since when did any of us like Pringles, Darry?" Pony asked with a face of pure confusion. Darry grabbed the can of salty crisps from his hand "Y/n likes them, tell the rest of the boys not to eat them either" Pony nodded to his older brother, smiling at the fact that he cares enough about you to do that.

❥ Random slow dancing when you guys get bored. It seems cheesy to others but it makes you guys feel like the only people in the room.

❥ Him randomly picking you up just because he can.

❥ You running your hands along his abs under his shirt when you guys sit together.

❥ You two always making sure Johnny is safe and taken care of.

❥ Him promising that he will put a ring on your finger one day.

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❥ He loves any physical marks on you both. Hickeys, bite marks, bruises, scratches make him go crazy.

❥ He loves how much bigger he is so he can bend and take you how he needs to easily.

❥ Is strong enough to keep/hold your hips down while he eats you out and overstimulates you.

“Im gonna cum!” I panted out for the second time tonight. My hips bucked up into Darrys face again, as continued too suck my throbbing clit through my high. Two hands snaked around my thighs, making he secure as he continued. “Give me a couple more, hon”

❥ Will not cum until you have at-least once because he puts you first.

❥ Takes his stress out in the best ways, the bedroom

❥ Burys his face in your neck and moans when he cums.

❥ Grabs your chin to force eye contact when you can't look at him.

"Look at me, baby." Darrys fingers were thrusting in and out of your pussy. Your head was over his shoulder and tucked into his neck, trying not moan out loudly. "Please-" your words were cut off when you felt his hand on your chin, making you look him. "You look so pretty like this. Keep looking at me, just like that." His words made you whimper, grinding into his thick fingers.

❥ Loves to cum on your ass after taking you from behind.

❥ He will whimper while getting head from you.

❥ Holds your hips and bounces you up-down when you get tired when riding him.

"Fuck, Darry!" you panted out, grinding your hips down on him. "Im tired, Dar" your movements came to a halt as you tried to catch your breath. "I gotchu, hon. I always do." His large hands came to your hips and slowly moved you up and down on his cock. "Faster please" you moaned out as your hands came down to steady yourself. "There you go, baby. Such a good girl for me"

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#darry curtis #darry curtis x reader smut #darry curtis x reader #darry #darrel curtis #the outsiders #johnny cade #ponyboy curtis #steve randle #sodapop curtis #two bit mathews #dallas winston #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders smut #the outsiders fluff #the outsiders preferences #the outsiders x reader #the outsiders headcanons

[thealogie]

I want to put him in a pringle can and shake him

#I’ve had it up to HERE with him #Michael Sheen