#wait I googled it and yeah that's it

[haveyouseenthiscriterionmovie]

#I went to hell and back to get a good poster for this I stg #what the fuck is fishing with john #like honestly #he goes fishing #is that it #what the fuck #wait I googled it and yeah that's it #wow... #actually you know what I take it back this fucks actually #criterion collection #movieblr #filmblr #film #movies #poll #letterboxd #cinema #movie poster #films #polls #tumblr polls #my polls #tumblr poll #cinephile #movie

[coraorvat]

Based on my gaming experience, so might need some explaining: right after the Disco Elysium Jamais Vu update, when I first discovered that Kim can get different icon and jacket, there weren't yet any clear instructions how exactly to make it happen. The only two discussions I found online on the subject said that it's connected to Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket* achievement (implying Pissf****t one), but how precisely to get it was unclear and ‘possibly bugged, you might need to try several times’ yadda yadda (and after encountering the Pigs bug it didn’t sound that far-fetched).

Without going into many details my stubborn ass had to do three whole runs (not counting multiple reloads and replays) before finally figuring out you simply have to finish entire game in a hard-core mode (no need to bother with piss jacket at all). So when I FINALLY, after several weeks, on the verge of desperation hurried down and saw Kim in the new jacket, me and Harry both practically weeped from joy~ *to the point I was genuinely surprised there's no dialogue to aknowledge the change (and after all of the self-imposed sufferring I kinda needed one, so...here we are)

#Disco Elysium #harrier du bois #Kim Kitsuragi #my art #Harry actually has a tiny-winy chance to pass this check #and I have a whole comic roughly sketched when he does #but I also procrastinated finishing this one for half a year #so yeah don't wait for any miracles #motivation is hard to come by these days #me to myself: please please don't make Harry look like Gerard Depardieu again #me: *opens google images* phew still safe

[fg083nrt]

Hello 👋

You can now pre-order your copy of KKHD 💴🩸 anthology on toranoana

Organized by @quintal187, it has a ton of cool kakuhida artists!!! Some even came from retirement to contribute. It's pretty exciting! ☺️

I made a little 16-page NSFW comic with the loose plot of "Day in the Life of an Overworked Man and his Ball of Manic Energy Immortal Partner.". Also, a colour illustration 🐈💖🐈 !

Here's the tiniest of previews:

I am really honoured to be a part of this anthology, and I've learned a lot throughout the process! Thank you so much @quintal187 for organizing this project and bringing everyone together, I am forever grateful for this opportunity 💖💖💖

For overseas shipping, use a proxy. This is the officially recommended proxy. I personally use Japan Rabbit, and if you have your own proxy, feel free to use that as well <3

#kakuhida #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #akatsuki #my art #(kinda?) #but yeah I can probably now pass away without regrets because I got to participate in this #I can't wait to see everyone's work and then sit there with google translate camera and read the light novels too #hehe

[foolsocracy]

thinking about pete's exact age again and whats implied by these panels

Frankenstein was released November 21, 1931. The first noir volume takes place January 1933. It's been a generous 14 months since he's seen this movie but with how its written here it sounds like he's talking about an instance when he was a kid. or at least... younger than however old he was just over a year ago.

Either Pete is on the younger side of his teenage years or he's very sensitive to 'horror'/disturbing scenes, or both. I'd get it if he's sensitive to that stuff cause who knows what heinous shit he's seen but damn does that make me feel really awful for him. Peter The Horrors Parker, known for being subjected to The Horrors,.. it just makes me sad

#the urge to accept all the implications that hes LITTLE little vs ..... ewoaf sex scene #pete: well its 1933 and i saw that in 1931... yeah i was such a scaredy-cat a couple years back. im better now tho #(1 year ago) #tbh there are some disturbing scenes in that movie i get him #its on vimeo lol i did a scrub through #collapses to my knees ooohhh hes trying to be so brave #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spiderman noir #comic writers probably; oblivious: google show me a movie written in the 1930s. haha yes. click. frankenstein canon #me 17 years later: damn that shit just came out in noirs time thats crazy fr. wait . what did u mean by that

[redwinterroses]

I am convinced that no one who writes Stress as "gentle, soft-spoken healer mom friend" has ever actually watched her content and specifically has never watched her interactions with Iskall.

#hermitcraft #stressmonster101 #her cackling is echoing through my headphones as I write #she's lighting tnt on top of him and chasing him with the flint and steel #the woman is a maniac and I adore her I want to be her when I grow up #...wait hang on I gotta google something #okay yeah technically I can say I want to be her ''when i grow up'' lol

[sherbetyy]

what. what. i just saw an air hockey game at the arcade that looked completely normal but something was off about it so i looked on the side and there was a picture of stolen south park fanart on deviant art from 2006

#I SAW IT FROM FAR AWAY AND I WAS LIKE. wait the color schemes look familiar #IT WASNT EVEN IN THE SP STYLE IT WAS JUST SOME RANDOM PERSONS ARTSTYLE #but yeah i ended up googling it and the original is from deviant art from who cares how long ago #anyway what was that about. why was it sp ????? #☎️

[oldirontender]

hey guys whats up *gets crushed to death by a falling anvil*

#FINALLY FINISHED THEIR DESIGNS. OH MY GOD. #henry ttte #henry the green engine #gordon ttte #gordon the big engine #my art #ttte humanized #i have a lot of lore brewing in my head for these 2. especially for gordon and scotsman. #i will. eventually make a post talking about it. because im mentally ill about brothers that hate each other #they end up not hating each other EVENTUALLY but they hate each other rn and havent talked in 40 years #also these 2 are well over 100 and are immortal but thats besides the point #they are *checks google docs notes* 147 and 141 respectively #i will do edward and james. eventually. i need to fix james design because its not drag queen enough. #anyway bye #oh yeah wait for future posts in this au #immortal au #pony dont look #3x4

[mattodore]

takes a bite out of them

#river dipping #ts4 #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #i'm ripping matthias's sim rn to make a quick little funny haha pose for a post so here i am while i wait... #these are the images i was using in the google docs for their questionnaires!! i figured i'd post them bc crabbey liked theo's #these aren't their latest versions tho so theo's eyes are the old ones and there are some small changes i made to matthias that're missing #but i think theo looks sooo gorgeous w/ the icarus bg and this cas lighting... #the luumia height slider doesn't work on mattodore for some reason (tho it used to?) so i haven't used height sliders in ages #but i downloaded a different one to mess w/ the other day which is why you can see matthias is taller here #still not accurate to their height difference bc i was just messing around but i'll fix it some other time #i rlly want to restart my casual oc gameplay bc they both look so different now compared to how they looked when i started it #dutchie has also changed a lot................... am i really gonna dump my months long save just bc of that? yeah probably jkngfknfn #ALSO... i have to update my game tonight bc lush made a sim for me but i FORGOR that i haven't updated since... hsy? so. #obviously i have to update now #which also means i will FINALLYYYYYYYY have infants................................. #when i tell you i will be making a baby just so i can put them in theo's hands i am being so serious #i will be in there like lightning #i need to see theo holding a baby so so sooo bad #it would cure every mental illness i have i think .

[honorthysalad]

Yoshiki on his way to apologize to 'Hikaru' from the light novel

#idk been like... 3 weeks since the ln came out? think I'll bite the bullet and post some of the stuff from it #the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #hgsn #my hgsn shit #I didn't want to be the first to post these but I'm realizing that the amount of people who bought the ln and are on Tumblr #is probably a pretty low amount #since it's not translated #I can't give too much info on the ln because well.. I can't speak Japanese and read it through google translate #so don't ask for specifics but I do have a general understanding of the contents #assisted by the fact that the contents are just the manga #so yeah... if you've read the manga you've read the ln #so word of warning ig: #I would not recommend putting all 200 pages into google translate by screenshotting them one by one #wait for it to be translated.

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr

#i'm spitballing into the void bc i'm losing my mind lol if you read this send me some luck thank you #qsmp #someone send me to a nice farm with plenty of space to run i have lived too long #can't wait until someone smarter than me cracks the code #data and network security tried to teach me cryptography but HOO BOY it didn't do shit to help me here #i popped some of the words into a brute force caesar cipher #and also a tool that could roughly check for substitution ciphers #and yeah didn't find shit so uh #im gonna leave it to the one who's an ARG master yknow i think he's got it handled #(i thought about using an online tool to translate this but then realized i Do Not trust translators i can't verify) #(like i've definitely used google translate on my french assignments but the thing is i speak enough french to verify that) #(duolingo spanish + english/french cognates doesn't leave me confident and im not asking my unconnected spanish speaking friend to check it) #((i refuse to admit to her face that i've sunk so deeply into this hell-)) #(like spanish is such a common language for english speakers to learn that i'm sure they've honed the eng/span trans pretty well BUT) #(i don't trust it lol and id just prefer not to put something on my blog that i can't verify) #(so apologies and uh translate at your own risk k love you byeee) #shut up vic

[ch3shire-rabbit]

You know that one scene from Inside Out. Yeah

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Do NOT repost, edit, trace, or use my art in any way. Thanks.

#Esta enamorado <3333 #Día 38287383727274 de aprender a dibujar Donald hijole este wey no salió bien </3 #Sorry to everyone who followed me for Kirby watch me slowly transition into cabs stuff </33 #crispy’s art #josé carioca #zé carioca #the three caballeros #los tres caballeros #donald duck #panchito pistoles #panchito romero miguel junipero francisco quintero gonzalez #Zé es mi favorito para dibujar he has such a great design shoutout to Fred Moore I think #Wait hold on #Kay yea google says Fred Moore #Oh yeah the ship tag #Panjosé

[rwby-confess]

60-something confessions, weve paid our tribute, what are YOUR confessions

Okay, here goes 10 confessions from me:

1.

I wish we had seen Pyrrahs friendships, I think she and Ren would've been good friends since both of them are so level headed.

I headcanon that they would take care of the school garden together, Pyrrah would struggle a bit with delicate plants but same time be happy to be able to learn from his peers new things for once.

One day she learns that Nora and Ren are orphans. Her respect for them grows, seeing them as so much stronger for not having the same support she had growing up, yet here they are thriving. She makes sure to invite them over during holidays and for other things they possibly missed out on as kids.

She doesn't care for cooking but often goes to shop for ingredients with Nora.

2.

I think Freezerburn is incredibly soft.

Weiss is able to cool down hot-headed Yang and Yang is able to melt away the Ice Queens tsundere tendencies. :'-) <3

3.

I miss seeing the street fashion influence when it comes to designs, ofcourse I understand why it isn't there as much anymore but I can still moan about it.

Yangs' tsuyome-esque looks was my fave, it was fire and I wanted to cosplay it so badly.

Ruby's look reminds me of something I wore when I was 12yo actually

4.

Only on my second watch I realised that Ironwood looks really hot with this look and it's a shame that it got SO little screen time. And same with Winters first look.

5.

Also on my second watch I realised that the straps on Oscars' gloves are green not black ???

6.

Remember bootleg Neptune from volume 4? Yeah he sure exists. But what if he did more?

Weiss is trapped in Atlas, she's lonelier than ever, she can only go to places and events dad approves of. And this guy keeps coming around, maybe they meet at the Schnee Manors garden, why not go for a bad boy?

They have fling going on, for Weiss it's mostly out of boredom and finding him good looking. If she's trapped might as well have fun. Maybe they'll get in trouble or have some other sort of side plot going on together but eventually when Weiss gets a window to escape out of Atlas, she's faced with a decision.

Stay with the guy who obviously finds it insane to trade living high life in Atlas to go chase some pals she met at school in other kingdom. Weiss snaps out of the rose coloured glasses after hearing this, ultimately choosing her friends.

Idk I just wish they let them do the usual young people fuck ups and learning experiences if there's going to be whole volume of them sitting around

7.

Yang's probably closest thing Oscar got for mother figure...

8.

The bird thing. Make Raven tell Weiss and Yang how the experience was as she remembers, give them reason to be shocked. So here's my suggestion:

Maybe the process was violent since current humans aren't used to magic in any shape, they're stripped from their autonomy in that moment and it's humiliating.

Like Amber was in the chamber beneath Beacon, Oz did it to Branwens there in similar way? Underground to not attract grimm, no one to hear their screams, its cold and dark, they're stripped like Amber to act as guinea pigs for this man.

Qrow has (more or less) made peace with all that trauma and what happened since he thinks its suffering for the greater good. After all, the man doesn't really have home to go back to. He doesn't want to bring misfortune to people he loves and the tribe doesn't really want him back.

However Raven learns that Salem can't be beaten, meaning she and Qrow suffered for only to be ideal candidates for a suicide mission...

9.

I want Qrowin angst, please crwby, I want to suffer lmao

Give Qrow absolutely losing it, calling Winter after Atlas falls asking her if she knows where the kids are? Where did she last saw them?

And when Winter tries to answer Qrows questions she can't bring herself to say it; they're gone. She was there and she couldn't save them, not even her own sister. The words just won't come out... and after the silence she tells him to meet her in Vacuo, after all he deserves to know.

Whatever differences they had in the past feel so miniscule now.

(Aaand I headcanon that both of them craved for a "normal" family, making this little story even more horrible!)

10.

Yang "shooting" kids' leg on live TV should've had more consequences me thinks. Give me atleast someone commenting or being vary of her.

Her arm is brand new Atlas tech according to Tai, maybe someone would see it as an issue after finding out that she got it for free from Ironwood himself.

Maybe anti Yang propaganda being showed around town could've pushed her to work with Robyn (lol)

"Quite frankly miss I'm about to piss myself right about now, so this one is on the house"

#long one #now we will just wait and see what happens lmao #oh yeah lowkey about the third one #theres rwby tuber who calls the accessories the characters have as “butt capes” #and it makes me irrationally annoyed ? #because girlypop just google Visual Kei or rokku gyaru and you see that its not too uncommon to accessorise (especially pants) like that 🤨 #like how can you simultaneously complain that the guys usually get to wear “just pants” but then say the accessories “dont do anything”????? #Aaarrggghh #obviously you can disagree with me but please #p l e a s e #when Ruby herself has this gothic lolita inspired look why wouldnt there be influences from other styles too?!?!?!?!? #znndkwdkwkMndnwosfgk im going to eat dry wall #and i took that personally

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

#i thought i recognized her from the glimpse she was there & went 'no that can't be her... can it?' #and went to google and went 'OH MY GOD' #i love those moments where im like 'oh that looks like thay actor... wait let me google OH MY GOD-' #mine #freya allan #the only one i payed attention to #should i tag witcher #...yeah im gonna #the witcher #kingdom of the planet of the apes

[applejee]

been talking about my trans girl tim au again so. i quickly drew this up <3 an average, daily tim look. she is not a girl particularly interested in dressing up

#dc #batfam #tim drake #trans girl tim au #my art #actually lemme add tags #she asked cassie to ask her hair and cassie said sure wait ten minutes but tim couldnt wait and cut it herself #tim's clothes are mostly not even hers cause she and all her friends just borrow constantly #except for cass' clothes she steals those. because cass steals hers #constant back and forth of 'did you steal my shirt' 'haha no' #but she did. #technically. the flannel should be so much longer #but i didnt wanna put any more effort in bc i like it the way it is <3 #also yeah the wondy symbol is pasted in. google is free

[spaaaaaaaark-uwu]

me playing daganronpa V3 and finally getting hit with multiple back to back plot twists that i both didn't expect and didn't like. and then watching it just keep getting worse and worse

#daganronpa #daganronpa v3 spoilers #this was in chapter 4 by the way #when keecher was like ''it was gonta btw'' i was like???? wait HOW though... but i was on board. like ok that makes sense to me kinda #and then when he was like. yeah gonta doesn't remember anything either #i was like well ok that explains a lot. that explains why he didn't just fess up immediately #so i had this very nice picture in my head where kokichi literally just. you know. asks gonta to be his bodyguard and gonta agrees and then #kills miu because keech like. tricked him into thinking it wouldn't actually kill her in real life OR convinced him it was the only way #idk. there's like. there's understandable motives and scenarios that could lead to that i think #and they they were like ''maybe the cord mix up CHANGED HIS PERSONALITY....'' and it was like.... hm. uhhhhh. ok not... not a fan of that #and then they were like ''actually the REAL truth is that he saw the Secret Of The Outside World and it made him so depressed that he wanted #to kill everyone out of 'mercy' without even giving them the chance to understand why'' #and it's like ........... #.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnn not... not a fan of that one ...... #that's. anyway yeah that's what this meme is for #i was too lazy to download a proper template so you get Screenshot From Google Images #anyway #whatever. yeah #save

[shinwolo]

randomly had to think of the security lady that fought tooth and nail for me so i could get my pictures with B.I and like. I guess kindness is all around us etc etc

#like i had such rude shitty people next to me during send off that i considered just leaving and not waiting for b.i to come around #those ppl were the reason i basically couldn’t interact with pow at all bc they pushed me away #mind you they didn't even know pow #they took a picture with hong and then had to google who he even was after #and i was so fed up i was going to just leave bc i felt like it was ruining my concert experience #but that security lady was like “ok who do you wanna talk to i'll try to get them to come over here” #saw i wasnt having a good time and decided “nope not on my watch” #idk i sometimes think of her and i hope she is living her very best life #yeah anyway rambling over #.shinwords