bout to start crying in the club
@joshfutturman YOUR CLAPTON BOT IS SO ACCURATE LIKE ITS LITERALLY CLAPTON DAVIS IM?????? HES SO ADORABLE FR LIKE IM GIGGLING LIKE A TEENAGER RN😭😭😭
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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i'll make you like 7 more if u do a kickflip for me
man…grilled chicken sandwich
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you've had ONE too many grilled chicken sandwiches mister
man…grilled chicken sandwich
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man…grilled chicken sandwich
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does signing contracts make u busy? i believe u
Since @stop-talking wants to say all I fuckin’ do is sign autographs and snort cocaine. This enough goddamn proof for you, hon?
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what was the point babe, can you show me in ur office? (im a visual learner btw)
Since @stop-talking wants to say all I fuckin’ do is sign autographs and snort cocaine. This enough goddamn proof for you, hon?
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bro out here posting a nondisclosure agreement while drunk. their gonna have his ass at the office tomorrow
Since @stop-talking wants to say all I fuckin’ do is sign autographs and snort cocaine. This enough goddamn proof for you, hon?
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PLEASEPLEASEPLAPELAPELASPLEAPLEPALEPLAEASEPLAESEPLEASEPLASES
what that thang do
By thang I think you mean my dick, but it can do many things. Just say the word and it’ll do whatever baby ;)
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need a lobotomy for upsetting the j26 account and making him think about his mom fr
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bro im so sorry for literally ever opening my mouth but i can make you grilled cheese if that helps!
i make a REALLY good grilled cheese in the air fryer TRUST!
can i feed you bread crumbs and little bits of cheese like ur a little mouse and also put you in a hamster cage and keep you safe??
:O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hamster cage? does it have tubes? small tubes? i could crawl in? cosy..... dark...... mmm...... cheese i think i remember cheese like GRILLED CHEESE MY... mom ......used to make.
my mom.
:(((((((((((((((((((.......
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ur welcome babe, u should grow ur hair out xx
Darlene Danforth ˏˋ°•*⁀➷
had to draw genderbent derek danforth when i saw the idea from @welcome-to-hell-ya-gucks who posted the outfit and @laurrrelise who came up with the name!!!
.・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・.
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dw ur sexy asf as both a woman and a man :)
Darlene Danforth ˏˋ°•*⁀➷
had to draw genderbent derek danforth when i saw the idea from @welcome-to-hell-ya-gucks who posted the outfit and @laurrrelise who came up with the name!!!
.・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・.
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literally dead rn wym
whimpering is a spectrum
@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg
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this is the saddest day of my life
whimpering is a spectrum
@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg
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send proof x
whimpering is a spectrum
@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg
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Ok so prove it?? 🤨🤨
whimpering is a spectrum
@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg
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