#voltron as textposts

[mushed-kid]

repost! voltron as textposts etc. 19

(reposted because the person who made one of the posts i used doesn’t want their posts to be reposted, which i totally get and respect, so thanks for letting me know! but it’s now dawning on me that i couldve just edit the post instead of deleting it…)

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #voltron as textposts #pidge gunderson #pidge holt #lance mcclain #lotor #prince lotor #hunk garrett #keith kogane #klance #shiro #takashi shirogane #space dad #space dad shiro #princess allura #allura #voltron rolo

[gilyoungroach]

(kind of) weekly GMVN text posts continue >:]

features in this (kind of) weekly content!!

[ @hotdogcabbagesausage @soulreapin @nostalgicish @mushed-kid @nikogane @alohaasaloevera @seypia @akiraal @azziopeia ]

@featherlight-whispers its 3am for me. go eat tomatoes butt head :PPPPP

#voltron #klance #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #voltron textposts

[soulreapin]

in honor of 200 followers (!!!!!!) here are more incorrect textposts from the gmvn PINNED chats this time + one from my dash and one from quotes

quotes from @gilyoungroach @nostalgicish @nikogane @hotdogcabbagesausage @selestialsprout @marbletrees and i :)

me and marble are never beating the married allegations 😞

#vld #voltron #keith kogane #vld keith #keith voltron #klance #lance mcclain #vld lance #shiro vld #vld pidge #good morning voltron nation #incorrect text posts #textposts

[ikarakie]

pidge: okay, if i tell you guys something, you have to promise not to tell shiro

keith, standing up to leave: i know my weaknesses. i’ll see myself out.

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary disappointment #keith voltron #voltron keith #pidge voltron #voltron pidge #pidge gunderson #keith kogane #katie holt #voltron legendary defender #kidge #i guess? #textpost #tag as ur faves. #tag ur faves

[vellialavellious]

Today I explained Klance to someone who didn’t know what it was. Hadn’t even heard of voltron. Exploring new ecosystems is so interesting

#klance #voltron #keith #keith kogane #lance #lance mcclain #ship #voltron: legendary defender #gay #bi #mlm #textpost

[bawl-sax]

i missed the space rangers text posts so i made my own!!! #5 :3

only a couple because im tired but i WILL be making more!!!!

people i quoted (sorry for the tags!): @weaselwater, @cupparaine, @spacecowboy-01 (was eaten)

@future-mr-red-lion started this whole thing AND owns the server!!!!

link to the server if you wanna join the fun!!!! everyone is evil there https://discord.gg/TcUyeNRX

#voltron textposts because i can #haggar vld #lotor vld #keith vld #shiro vld #shiro setting a kindergarten iverson sheith fanart and the garrison on fire with his pink lighter

[peterparkourstuff]

Tony: We should treat spiders the way we want to be treated.

Peter: Ah yes, Killed without hesitation

Tony: aaaaand this is my sign to get you therapy

#peter parker #mcu textpost #marvel mcu #spiderman #voltron #ironman #peter parker needs a hug #tony stark #irondad

[aria-allium]

people comparing the fallout of the dsmp finale to the slow decline of voltron legendary defender are right but also it’s taking years off of my life

#the mention of voltron alone really is what provokes the reaction #dsmp #textpost #ari posting

[elengo4it]

Saw an untagged klance (yea from Voltron) post. Evening ruined.

#textposts #pls tag correctly #voltron

[starcrossedpaladins]

Thank you so much actually. That rooster joke took me 10 minutes. (Also, you're so right with Keith doing the gardening. He's take "running around like a chicken with its head cut off" a little too literally.)

the way I cackled when I first read the rooster joke. Keith would not have the patience to deal with the animals. he would get frustrated when they wouldn't do what he wanted. Lance would love the animals however and name every one of them something stupid.

#voltron #vld #keith and lance have a farm #klance #domestic klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #voltron legendary defender #my posts #voltron legendary disappointment #klance textpost #asks

[blackdevilwhitedemon]

Old Voltron YouTuber AU Thingy

I’m purging old WIPs that never went anywhere rn. This one is old, like 2017-2018 I would guess. I ported it over from my phone notes to Google Docs in like 2019. 

Anyway, this one was not bad so I wasn’t fully sure if I should delete it so I thought I'd just dump it here. I couldn't bring myself to finish this/write more for it. VLD is an IP that the fandom ruined for me. :(

It’s not like anyone will read it and if someone does, if you want to use the AU for smth; go ahead. Just credit me somewhere and send me a link! 

(There’s also some fandom lore and in-jokes in here that reminds me of the old days. I miss those days in the VLD fandom when it wasn’t a toxic cesspool,,,) 

Youtuber AU So, I see youtube AUs of Voltron on Tumblr quite a lot. And I wanted to make a youtube AU fic for a while now, but never got around to doing it. Therefore I'm just going for it now, also I'm basing this on this post. http://lipsticklounge.tumblr.com/post/156847673083/youtube-au-where-keith-has-an-insanely-popular#notes And part of a different post I don’t think I can find which has Pidge guest star in Keith's videos and what Pidge does. But first here are my ideas for the youtube thing. I want to write them down first and then make a chapter. So this is basically this is an infor thing. Alright, here we go. -Shiro has a channel called SpaceDad (originally just Shiro, but he changed it after his viewers dubbed him Space Dad since he made quite a few space-inspired makeup tutorials and he loves talking about space) He mainly does fittest videos and make-up tutorials. And generally about health (mental health too). His channel got more popular as he started to post story time videos as well. He has some interesting stories to tell considering... -Keith's channel is called CryptidHunting. -Lance is a vlogging channel and his username is Sir Lancelot. However he calls himself Lancey-Lance. He has the most subscribers out of everyone. (This is referring to the fact Lance is the most popular character in the fandom.) -Katie has a tech channel where she reviews programs and technology. She also does tech support for her viewers so her fans are loyal. Her channel is called Pidge Gunderson. Because you know...why not put a fake name as her username? Her fans call her Pidge as they don't know her real name. And she had told them before that Pidge Gunderson is not her real name. There was this point in time where there was confusion on what pronouns Pidge went by. ((This is a parallel on what happened in the fandom.)) At first it was mostly he or them bc everyone in her vids used 'he' pronouns. But after she made a vid with her saying she's a girl everybody in her vid just used her name. (Pidge.) So her fans started using more they/them/it and some started to use she. Recently her friends have been using she pronouns for her and as such her viewers shifted accordingly. -Keith does theory videos and talks about conspiracies. Katie is a guest star in quite a few of them. This boy loves mothman. His fans have this inside joke to draw art of him and mothman. (You know, because this fandom loves Keith x Mothman and that fact was just too funny not to put into this fanfiction.) And at first he was really confused, but eventually he owned it and made jokes about it a lot. Hell, one video was even him pretending to be dating Mothman. It got 134k views within a month and that actually scared him. (Of course, Lance was the one who was in the Mothman costume. He was paid in garlic knots.) -Hunk has a cooking channel and does techy videos. He also has a bunch of shit-posting videos with Lance. He likes making parodies and funny videos with him as well. And they will post one part of the video on his channel, the other on Lance's. So, collabs basically. -You bet your ass Lance had a bunch of makeup and skin-care videos. He probably has quite a few videos where sponsors send him products for whatever and he gives people his honest opinion. Sewing tutorials. Lance has sewing tutorials and you can't tell me otherwise, he's going to be knitting as well. -Keith has a Calico cat named Red. Lance has a Russian Blue named Blue. Hunk has a All of the cats are female. Sorry, we've been led to believe that for such a long time, I can't look at them otherwise. It makes me uncomfortable for some reason??? So yeah, all girls in here. -Allura's dad and his friends (the other OG paladin besides Zarkon) owned the cats, they all died in something I guess. So...Allura gave them away to the gang??? Her mice are still her pet mice. -The two alien caterpillars Pidge kept are...well...I don't know yet...but the family dog is still in this fic as well... Wow, that means Pidge has like...4 pets in total. -Allura has her channel and so does Coran (albeit he doesn't post very often). But we'll get to that in the story. ----I'm basing off who has more subscribers based on how popular they are in the fandom, so... Lance Shiro Keith - Allura (she almost has as much as he does, she just has a little less) Pidge Hunk Coran (don't worry Coran, you're still my favorite character) Allura and Lance are together in this fic. I've been shipping it since season 2 (very low-key shipped in back in season 1, but my love didn't really grow for it until around season 3) and I've never written a fic with that ship yet so...yeah. (However, earlier I did plan to write a bunch of Voltron dabble ship-fics and Allurance is one of them, but I haven't gotten around to writing that one yet.) And yeah. Alright bye, see you guys in chapter 1. ((Before we get in, may I just say that I literally wrote the entire beginning and more of this chapter. I didn't like it. I hated it, it was too choppy, too stiff in my opinion. I hated it and felt I made Shiro and Keith too out of character. As such I deleted all of it but the video title and stats. And rewrote it in Lance's POV at a different place, time, setting. I basically just scrapped the whole thing and redid it. I'm much happier with this version. :) )) SpaceDad posted a new video! Boyfriend Does My Makeup! Posted 49 minutes ago Views 14k Like 2.6k Dislike 223 Comment 789 'HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATING THE CONSPIRACY THEORY GUY WTF' Lance couldn't help but chuckle at the all caps comment. It was funny. He liked funny. Who didn't? He would say Keith, but he knew for a fact that guy actually had a sense of humor. It just was usually buried, but he knew he had it. Otherwise he wouldn't have asked him to dress up as mothman in one of his videos. Keith has some weirdass inside jokes with his fans. Anyway that wasn't the point. The point is, is that Shiro's newest video was well...shocking to a lot of his viewers. That man had the funniest freak out comments under his video right now. Of course, Lance had to scroll through quite a few homophobic comments and gay-slurs, but it was generally funny. People just didn't see this one coming. Then again they never announced they were dating to the world. People just knew they were friends, they co-represented each other last year. And now people knew they were a couple. Finally. Lance was getting real tempted to say something to his viewers. "What are you looking at?" Hunk's unmistakable voice cut through the lanky boy's thoughts. Oh. He hasn't said anything to his friends yet, hasn't he? A smile fell in place in lieu of an answer as he turned off his phone and set it down on the table. He picked up his latte and took a sip. Cold. Just how he liked it. "Nothing much. Just reading through Shiro's comment section of his latest video." His ocean blue eyes wandered over to the Japanese man himself. Shiro gave him a nonchalant look back, a flavor water bottle in one hand, and the other arm around Keith. "Oh, do you mean the one with Keith doing his makeup?" Hunk's eyes widened and he turned towards Keith. "No offense dude, but like, I cried. You have no idea what you're doing." Keith raised an eyebrow at Hunk's comment. "What, and you would have?" He kept his arms crossed, not bothering to touch his tea. Shiro laughs at something Allura said, but Keith's not really paying attention to him right now. Hunk rolls his eyes and jerks a thumb in Lance's direction. "Keith, I'm best friends with this guy. Do you need any more prompting?" There's a 'hey!' coming from Lance. It is ignored as the two boys carry on their conversation. Keith shrugs off Shiro's arm to lean closer to Hunk. Shiro just readjust himself and sets down his bottle, folding his hands and placing them on top of the table. "No, fair point." Keith grunts. "But, why the hell would I know anything about that? I don't even put on my own eyeliner. Shiro does it for me. I don't really care for it." His face scrunched up in thought. "I mean, it looks nice but..." Keith gets back a hum from Hunk. He does get where Keith is coming from, but that doesn't excuse him. Allura, Lance, and Shiro are all kinda like beauty gurus. In their own ways, that is. Allura would probably be the closest fit to the internet's definition of a beauty guru. Regardless, he should still have a shred of knowledge about makeup. Then again, why is he judging him on this? It's kinda frivolous. "Alright." He settled the conversation. Lance turned to look at the youngest person on the table, Pidge. Or Katie as her real name is. However that was information only they should know, her fans only knew her as Pidge. Though they were aware that that wasn't her real name. 

At the moment she was sleeping, using her arms and Lance's jacket as a pillow. Her already finished cup of coffee rested in its finally resting place. The trash. 

She's been asleep for a while, tired as always, because that's how she is. Over time both Shiro and Keith draped their jackets on her as blankets, and just to add to the contributes of clothing on her, Allura added her scarf as another pillow. Nobody bothered to wake her up. LetPidgeSleep was a hashtag going around with her viewers, so they might as well follow along with the trend. Also he was pretty sure if they were to disturb her, she would kill them. "Honestly, have you guys checked the comment section of that video yet? They're shook." Lance grins at his friends, and finally Allura and Shiro pay attention to his part of the table. In fact, he has the attention of everybody at the table. Except Pidge, she's still sleeping. Pretty good tho, 4 out of 5. "I can't believe this is how you two revealed your relationship to the world. That was anticlimactic." "What do you mean 'aniticmaxic'?"  Keith seemed to glare at him from his seat, his posture was sloppy. His glare had no true malice towards him, just irritation. "What I mean is that, guys could of been more, I don't know." Lance gestures with his hands across one end to the other. "Been more flashy with the way you did it, especially considering the fact that you guys kept this information from them for soooooo freaking long." Shiro leans back more into his seat, crossing his arms comfortably. He had this grin on his face people tend to have before they say dumb shit. "That's the point. We talked about how we wanted to tell the world about our relationship." He uses a hand to gesture to signal back and front between him and Keith. "We settled for a nonchalant approach and 'my-whatever-does my makeup' videos are trending now. So we thought, why not do that?" 

Lance rolled the reason around in his head for a bit. Yeah, he a point. Being nonchalant about it would look much more humble rather than other ways. But it could've been done via an introduction video. “Nah,” he concluded, “can't say that I agree with you-” Keith groaned, “but I can see where ya coming from.” 

“That's fine.” He shrugged, checked the time, and tapped () shoulder to ask her/him to wake up Katie. 

I just edited little mistakes, the last sentence was the messiest. Seemed like Keith was gonna tell everyone it was time to leave and have someone else to wake up Pidge. But past me didn’t decide who that was gonna be, clearly. Lol

Idk why, but that makes me laugh for some reason. 

#vld #voltron #Voltron legendary defender #voltron au #youtuber au #Allurance #sheith #textpost

[mushed-kid]

voltron as textposts etc. 20

(i’m finally free from the thought that i need to have 10pictures for each post! so relieving because it’s hard)

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #voltron as textposts #princess allura #allura #coran #coran hieronymus wimbleton smythe #hunk garrett #klance #keith kogane #lance mcclain #hance #shiro #takashi shirogane #broganes #pidge gunderson #pidge holt #color coded of course because what are we? animals? #lotor #prince lotor #lotura

[gilyoungroach]

i havent made a gmvn textpost in a while sooo

creds- ( @nostalgicish @razatronz @nikogane @hotdogcabbagesausage @featherlight-whispers @selestialsprout @artbycs @akiraal )

#voltron #klance #vld #keith kogane #gmvn textposts #voltron textposts

[soulreapin]

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i wanted to do more. so. more voltron textposts pulled from the gmvn quote channel. 😁

(quotes from @mushed-kid @nikogane @nostalgicish @selestialsprout @razatronz @anonymouszephyrus @featherlight-whispers @gilyoungroach @hotdogcabbagesausage and myself )

#vld #voltron #keith kogane #vld keith #keith voltron #lance mcclain #vld lance #incorrect voltron quotes #shiro voltron #vld pidge #allura vld #textposts #good morning voltron nation #gmvn

[dreambranding]

https://www.tumblr.com/mushed-kid/738804232791244800/voltron-as-textposts-etc-18-this-one-is-a-bit

the third one is such a jumpscare. i almost killed myself. scarred me for life. at least normal people think that that guy is so fucking insane it's comical?

IM GOING TO CRY VERY BAD WHAT'S THISIDSSS

#that was so fucking stupid though I'll give them that #THEY DON'T KNOW. THEY DON'T KNWOWOOOOW #star asks #vld posting

[shiros]

"Keith and Allura were both referred to as the heart of voltron"

Cool, nice good. I wonder of this textpost will go into how they were, in every possible way imaginable, meant to be-

"So anyway this means that Klance should have happened instead because [insert 3000 word dissertation based on Lance fellating and pure noxious gas]"

#kallura #vld #will I ever be free? #from the shackles of having to read the worst possible takes about this show? #do I...have to free myself...? #voltron