I never knew Paul was a cat dad I thought he had a dog or is that Ralf 🤍
idk about ralf tbhhhh but all i know is that paul said that he has had both cats and dogs all of his life 🤷♀️
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do you have any petnames for prof utonium ? and does he have any for you? :3c
-bobasthrone
HIII @bobasthrone !! Sorry I didn't get to this right away, but thank you sm for the question! 🫶
BUT ITS FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK....because as far back as season 2 I thought that Utonium would be the type to use EVERY petname in the book 😂😂 mainly because in the episode Powerprof. he does just that with Buttercup, embarrassing her with the petnames getting more and more cutesy!
AND THEN it was absolutely confirmed that he'd do the same with a partner in the season 5 episode Keen on Keane where he starts dating the girls' kindergarten teacher and the two become infatuated with each other! They're both doing it but the petnames are being laid on thiiiiick and getting more silly INCLUDING Utonium using 'cheesy quesadilla' as a term of endearment which I LOOOOVE I love this goofy ahh maaaaaan!! 🥺🥺💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖
And yes my s/i would most definitely return them with equal enthusiasm and weirdness! Especially since she doesn't have a lot of experience with human romance, so she'd be out here calling him things like 'my little bottle cap' or 'my shiny little pebble' cause those are things she LIKES and thinks that petnames are supposed to just. Compare your partner to things you love!!
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hi it’s me, the anon who asked if fanart was allowed (i was nervous to use my actual account 😿😿) but uh after a bunch of artblock I drew Matt with the watercolor brush pens i got for my birthday!!
"Wow!! Did you choose to make art about me? Oh, that's certainly flattering. This masterpiece has really captured my charisma, I must say!"
"This will surely be shown on the fridge where the others will see it! It deserves to be there!!!"
"There! Fantastic! >:)"
((i just wanted to say OUGH i love it!!! its very picasso, very cute! :D sorry if its like rlly blurry oof. but it deserves to go to the fridge >:OOOO
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This might be a long shot, but are you into table top roleplaying games at all? Ttrpg communities HATE amnesia backstories and tropes, they generally view it as lazy (you don’t have to do any work, let the DM write your backstory for you! Or let the party “investigate” for a character and roll with whatever theory they come up with that you like most!)
OOOOHHH THAT MAKES SENSE !! maybe that's where i got it from !! i'm not actually in them as much as i want to be — and therefore i am always watching from the outside LOL so i probably heard it around there somewhere !! investigation closed !! ty for your service dear 🫡😤✨️
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wait ok it doesnt have anything to do with the halloween thing BUT. one day jaskier discovers fairies exist... when a little winged man all dressed in black starts making his life hell. small things like moving his keys after he sets them down, but bigger things like breaking his sugar bowl and knocking over his CD shelf, turning all his eggs and milk the day he buys them. he doesnt say anything, except the one time he INSISTED jaskier destroyed his home, which jaskier is certain he didnt do and therefore doesnt deserve such cruelty and ire.
he spots this fairy around his house one day, certainly there to cause trouble like always, and he reaches out and grabs him before he can do anything. there's a moment of terror on his little face, and jaskier has a split second to realize he could crush this little being right in the palm of his hand, which must be rather frightening indeed, and hadnt been quite the threat he was trying to make-- when it visciously bites his hand and curses him. "everything you touch shall wither," he's told, as pain shoots up his arm, so intense he drops the little man, giving him time to scurry away. he cant even open his fingers properly, the whole arm spasming, and he rushes to the doctor to find he has a severe case of carpal tunnel. it doesnt respond to treatment of any sort, and any food the hand brushes wilts into a rotten mess in second. he cant play or write or eat with it, and it throbs ceaselessly no matter what he does.
he stomps out into his yard one day, irritated and in pain, and paces to let off steam. as he does so, he sees a little crushed mushroom in his path. he almost steps on it, but then something catches his eye and he bends down to peer at it a little closer. crushed into the dirt is bits of the mushroom, leaves, detritus... and a little pair of black pants, so muddy and torn as to be useless. there's a tiny bit of copper that mustve once been /something/, but now it's just a useless crushed heap. and there's half a leaf which appears to have the tiniest painting he's ever seen in his life-- presumably only possible with proportionally small hands.
it was a little home, with something living in it. and worse still, he remembers stepping on it. it had just been on a whim, he saw it and he wanted to smash it, so he did. he hadnt realized it belonged to anyond. he wonders if his new little adversary had had anywhere warm or safe to sleep since his home and belongings had been destroyed. guilt eats at him as he looks down at the meager pile of once-loved items. he makes up his mind to do something, and goes down to the local hardware store.
despite the pain in his arm, he works to build and carve something like he never has before-- a little tiny house, as a replacement for the one he destroyed. he even waterproofs it, so it'll last, and stakes it outside beneath a tree. he calls out, explains what it's for, but doesnt get a response. he sighs, pats the little black roof, and heads back inside his own home for the night.
when he wakes up, however, the pain in his arm is miraculously gone. when he rushes outside, he finds the little door he'd left open shut tightly, and he swears he can just barely see the edge of a face peering out at him from one of the windows he'd(rather badly) included on the sides. he profusely thanks the fairy, bemoaning the fact he never even bothered to learn its name, and even leaves a little thimble full of warm milk and honey outside it's door, just to share something nice with it.
afterwords, he finds that he never misplaces his keys while he's home again
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had an obikin dream today!!!!!!
it was clone wars obikin, kinda? they were in this building fighting a group of droids. the thing is there were a BUNCH, and they get forced into a room while the huge army of droids blast them from right outside the doors. obikin try to stop them from entering with blasters, while hiding behind a structure/table.
there are 2 doors so obi-wan blasts at one while anakin at the other. during the whole thing they're bickering and having fun as they do, like they’re obv stressed and worried but u know how they are.
so yeah, they keep blasting, but, during the whole thing anakin starts getting closer to obi-wan, until he’s right next to him. and then, he gets behind obi-wan and hugs him from the back. like, anakin keeps shooting at the droids at the door with one hand but his other arm wraps around obi-wan's waist. and then he puts his chin on obi-wan's head 😭
obi-wan's like anakin!!! what are u doing!! but i mean he’s still effectively protecting them so it’s whatevs lmao
in that, apparently now there's a 3rd door to the room?? so now droids are coming closer and getting inside. anakin gives up the blaster and starts using the force to push them back while they try to figure out what to do. behind them there's a huge glass door with a balcony outside, which leads to a forest below
so obi-wan's like bro we gotta jump! anakin is struggling to keep the droids at bay and they're coming inside the room and getting closer and they’re like shit!! so they jump from the balcony. obi-wan jumps first and anakin after. he jumps while still using the force to keep pushing the droids back
they fall through a bunch of trees and it's well. not a happy landing lmao. at least not for anakin. obi-wan managed to land well, but anakin, as he was distracted with the droids, has a bad fall.
when he lands, obi-wan gets up from the floor and goes worriedly to anakin, who’s on the floor groaning and asks him if he’s okay.
and well anakin is okay! like it hurts, but it’s really not that bad. but he keeps lying on the floor for a bit, just to recover.
and obi-wan just looks at him fondly and smiles at him and he tells him: “you were pretty bad back there”
SO THE THING IS, HE MEANS IT IN THE GOOD WAY. as in SEXY, COOL, RAD, etc etc. (dream obi uses cool kid slang lmaooo) BUT OBVIOUSLY ANAKIN DOESN’T TAKE IT THAT WAY
and while anakin had been grinning at obi-wan, his smile immediately FALLS. he rolls his eyes and turns to the side, he’s UPSET. he clicks his tongue and he’s about to say something, but obi-wan realizes he’s fucked up and anakin has misinterpreted his words so he goes all “no--no!! anakin that is NOT what i meant!!”
and anakin refuses to look at him and he’s scowling bc fuck YOU master, how could you, after i saved our fucking asses.
so obi-wan quickly goes to him and bends over him and grabs his face in his hands and softly smiles at him and tells him that “you know that’s not what i meant”
and he kisses his forehead
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