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please. till the room gets steamy and hot that we almost suffocate. till the bedframe gives out and the headboard breaks. till the neighbors are pounding at our door.

need him sooooooo bad

god im so insane for him. the headbang is so sexy and oh my god the downpicking I'm so horny goodbye

#i will literally give him anything he wants #james hetfield #papa het #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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holy fuck im clutching my chest at outlaw james ... something i never knew i needed in my life...

please alana the public begs for more outlaw james!!!!! (im the public)

outlaw!james is literally my fave james au. i love the whole concept so much and we have bub to thank for that <33

literally want to ride around the west with him, robbing and doing outlaw things and fucking under the stars 🤗 just imagining him in chaps...it does shit to me. him with his long hair and moustache and a gun belt on his hip like hello????

and when you're far west and it's really hot i bet he wears the same typa poncho blondie does in the dollars trilogy (exhibit a in case you don't have a fucking clue what i'm on about) and just thinking about him in something like that gets me riled up. just the fashion of an outlaw on james should be enough to convince people outlaw!james is underrated and should be loved more.

this is incoherent. oh well.

#alana's thoughts #james hetfield #metallica #james my beloved #metal #80s metal #velvetjar #james hetfield x reader #outlaw!james hetfield #cowboy!james hetfield

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bub i dont think ill never stop thinking about those james nd his baby girl thoughts :((( couldn't help but think about this from some kind of monster........

WHAT IF I FELL TO MY KNEES AND STARTED CRYING IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE</333 the way the two of them would be inseparable and when james nd you are at the store with her hes always picking up those silly little 'daddys girl' onesies with frilly little flowers and hearts on em and he holds them up to her and asks her which one she thinks would look better on her... shes just babbling to him and ur just like !!!!!!!!!cause you just love them so much!!!!!

and when shes older nd you cant make it to her ballet lessons so james shows up and hes just converses with the other moms as if he *is* one..... like.... "oh that one over there is mine... yeah i know she always gets tripped up on her releves but i think she'll be alright" and the other moms are just staring at him in shock about how much he keeps up with his daughters ballet...

uuugghhhh and when your pregnant and the two of you are lying in bed he's just talking to the lil baby inside your tummy and kissing it all over cause he cant wait any longer</33 not to mention the amount of time and money he spends on the nursery... u come back home from running errands and james is just covered in paint talking about how he has a new changing station coming in the mail because he didn't like how the other one he chose looked too uncomfortable for the baby.....

and whenever she gets up at night he always ushers u back to sleep cause he knows ur so worn out after labor (lets not forget the baby blues and post partum depression :(((( )) so he always tells you he's got it handled (and he surprisingly does cause after a few minutes shes already back to sleep!!!!) and ur just sitting in bed wondering how u could score a man so perfect UGH can u tell that im not okay with these thoughts </333 he's literally soooo sweet carolina by lana del rey.....

it’s too early for me to be crying over having a child with this man. he’d be the perfect father to our little girl.

just imagine when you tell him you’re pregnant. that man is breaking down into (happy) tears and falling to his knees to hug your tummy and kiss it. especially if it’s with death magnetic to htsd era james because he’d have been worried he was too old to get you pregnant. but then his prayers would be answered when he came home from the studio one day and you gave him the best surprise he could’ve ever asked for.

and then at your first ultrasound, that man is an absolute mess. reality would be seriously setting in for him and he’s trying so hard not to bawl his damn eyes out. and when you get in the car to go home he’s just got the biggest, sweetest smile on his face and he’ll just start talking about how you should plan on doing the nursery. he’s also just so excited to tell friends and family he can hardly contain himself.

god and during your labor hes so supportive. he’ll sit with you and rub your back during your contractions, telling you how well you’re doing and how proud he is of you and how excited he is to meet your little girl. when you’re crying from how much pain you’re in, he’s kissing your forehead and trying not to cry himself because he hates seeing you in any sort of distress. but it’s all worth it for the both of you when she’s finally out and you’re both admiring how beautiful she is and the love you both have for her is so strong you can’t stop crying.

i need to stop talking abt this i could go on for hours.

#james hetfield #papa het #james hetfield x you #james hetfield x y/n #james hetfield x reader fluff #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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the little modern 80s au with everyone is just so silly to me i love thinking about it... isn't reader related but imagine all of them in a cod room... james is definitely screaming at everyone while lars would be SOOO toxic and is just cursing at everyone with his mouth literally SO CLOSE to his mic that you can hear every ragged breath he takes as he shoots down everyone... and he slips a little danish into his insults and everyones dying at the way hes just so worked up over the game. he's such a little tryhard PLEASE

cliff is definitely laughing at the both of them while he's just naturally good at the game and in the end he ends up having the most kills and james and lars are like????? cause he just stays quiet the whole round or is just laughing at the two of them... the three of them don't know how cliff got so good but whenever they log into their consoles hes just ALWAYS on a game like there wouldnt be a moment where he isnt up at three in the morning on a first-player shooter game...

i think kirk would play it on the safe side and camp to kill people while the rest of the team is calling him a lame camper but hes just so confused cause he seems like the type of person to only play story mode games and only play multiplayer with his friends and no one else... probably doesnt log in at all cause hes just too busy reading comics or watching horror flicks ughn i love him

-- and to sprinke a little james/reader ... imagine giving him head under his desk while hes on his PC with his headset on... just struggling to respond to the rest of the boys cause hes just sputtering out words while looking down at you in between his legs and the little thigh kisses you give him UGH im gonna die

THIS IS SO SILLY I LOVE IT

this for some reason reminds me of the misfits (not the band, the youtube group that raised me) and how they used to post those CS;GO vids all together. i feel like that’d be them just gaming together for hours on end and just bringing silly together while lars records for his youtube channel (because of course he has a youtube channel).

there’s definitely bits where they’ll just be in a discord call and they’re being super weird and silly with each other. one of them is screen sharing and they’re like taking random buzzfeed quizzes together (lunch club reference 🥲) or looking at obscure youtube videos. they’d just be silly guys

and then the scenario of you under james’s desk jwnsidnwjdjen you’ll have already been palming his cock through his sweatpants while he sat at his desk, half gaming but mostly paying attention to you and running his fingers through your hair. and then he’d get invited to a discord call by lars and he’d go to decline it, until you told him “answer it, jamie. you wouldn’t wanna leave your buddies hanging, would you?” in a sweet little seductive voice while pulling his pants down just enough to get his cock out, a bit of precum beading up at the tip. he’d let out a choked moan before pressing the accept button and giving a weak “what’s up” before muting himself as you kitten licked at his tip, making his cheeks flush red while he bit into his lip. >.< i’m so owndkwkwndjf and then he’d purposely die in game and mute himself when he was close so he could let out big groans and moans, with a few mumbles here and there about how good it feels and how he wants to cum down your throat.

i’m so horny for modern!80s!james it’s not even funny anymore.

#james hetfield #papa het #modern!80s!james #modern!metallica #modern!80s!lars #modern au #smut #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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THIS PIC with modern au james and lars... its like eleven in the night and lars calls you cause he needs help so youre a little confused but you drive over to the location he sent to you nd its an empty parking lot and you see lars trying to wake up a drunk and incapable™ james (do you see the way hes clutching his crotch?????) you get out of your car and see your boyfriend splayed across the concrete and youre panicking so you kneel down and youre just shaking james by his shoulders while lars keeps on punching him on his leg.... he wakes up eventually after a couple of minutes and then hes like "oh hey baby when'd you get here???" .....youre literally trying your hardest not to punch him,... then he waves off lars from punching him while lars is laughing his ass off at the fact that james actually passed out from one of their drink offs... you and lars haul him into the backseat while you drop lars home and let james stay at your place. he wakes up in the middle of the night to throw up and you help him with his hair in his face and then the two of you sleep together in your bed again<333

THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE.

no cuz when you get there, lars is fucking laughing his ass off while you're rushing over to james to make sure the man isn't fucking dead lmao. when he wakes up, he's giving you the biggest smile ever and he's just so shitfaced. he can hardly form words but he'll mumble something about being happy to see you while you're pulling him to his feet and lars is helping you carry the boy to the door to the backseat of your car.

then when you get him back to your house, you physically have to help the boy undress to get in your bed because he's literally that drunk. he'll be stripped down to his boxers and then he'll pull your big warm comforter over top of him while you climb into bed too and tell him "please don't throw up in my bed, jamie." to which he just nods before slurring out "g'night, baby. love you"

he'll end up snuggled up against while you both sleep until he suddenly wakes and staggers over to the bathroom to vomit in your toilet. and of course, you'll sit there for as long as he needs to take care of him.

#i love modern james so much #modern!80s!james #modern!80s!lars #modern au #james hetfield #papa het #lars ulrich #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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okay we've talked about modern!80s and 90s james and having their pictures in your camera roll... BUT WHAT ABOUT CURRENT ERA JAMES AND HIM BEING IN UR CAMERA ROLL!!!! he's literally whistling while waiting for me to tie my shoes on the staircase!!!! look at my peepaw!!!!

id take so many pics of him if he was my boyfie/hubby. i'd take pics of him when we go out on nice dates, i'd take pics of him just doing whatever around the house, i'd take cute little pics of him working on his cars, i'd just wanna save every little memory of him I could. and if we had a kid together (because my god I really want current james's babies) i'd be taking so many pics of him with them. they fall asleep together on the couch?? taking at least 10 pics of that. we bring them to the zoo and he's carrying them around or holding their hand to make sure they don't get too far???? so many pics. literally would just take so many pics my phone would never have any storage.

#id always be buying more storage fr #james hetfield #papa het #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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modern au 80s james seems like the type of boyfriend to text you late at night.... im talking two in the morning .... just to ask you if you wanna drive out and when you say yeah he immediately texts back saying that hes already outside ur driveway...

the two of you go through mcdonalds, james ordering for the both of you since he's so accustomed to what you get.... and then when you finally get your orders he just hits the road like there's no tomorrow.... im literally talking volume on full blast with the windows rolled all the way down while the two of you are screaming your hearts out to the songs he puts on!!!! james has one hand on the wheel and a quarter pounder in the other... cheese and ketchup literally dripping on his sweatpants... while ur feeding him fries or putting a straw up to his lips whenever he asks for a sip of his coke!!!! you guys just drive around.... james literally does not know where hes going but hes taking every turn whether it be left or right and the two of you are definitely sure you'll need a gps back if you have any hopes of getting back home...

but james parks in the middle of nowhere, probably in the lot of a park, and the two of you talk sooo much until you get tired... that's when he follows u to the backseat to sleep... you've got your head on his chest while you're in between his legs with his arms around you UGGHHHH and poor baby has to bend his knees or hike his legs up against the car door just to get comfortable cause he's just so tall!!!!

i miss him so bad im sorry

this is so!!!:$2&:!183!:$2&&:$; my god i need this.

first of all, you’ll definitely walk out wearing one of his sweatshirts (one that he got from football too so it says his last name on the back i’m crying so loud rn can you hear me) that’s so long on you that the ends of the sleeves will hang from your arms. he thinks it’s absolutely friggin adorable and just udhehdxkjend he’s so enamored by you.

and then when he orders for you, right before he pulls up to the drive thru he’ll ask “your usual, right, baby?” and you’ll nod at him with a big smile because i can just imagine how gorgeous and perfect he looks ugehdhdhdjkw

i can’t keep going with this or else i’m gonna have a stroke

also,,,,,, him driving with his hand on your thigh?!!:$:!:$3&!:!:& hello?!!:!:!:!38:! i’m so ill rn i love you sm velvet your asks give me life rn

#i’m so #help me #he is my baby boy #and i am his baby girl #i need us to be so in love rn #james hetfield #papa het #james hetfield x reader #modern!80s!james #modern au #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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the modern au 80s james thoughts are really stirrin up tonite bub....

just imagined being in his room and on his bed while he's got his head in your lap nd the both of you are playing on his play station... probably laughing at how he's kicking your ass in madden

but when you switch the game james is clutching you while he sits beside you..... screaming at the way your driving is so bad while youre getting chased by cops in grand theft auto... youre so stressed with his yelling in your ears but at the same time youre fucking dying at the way his voice gets higher when you reach five stars... then you die and hes literally clawing at the posters hes got on his walls ....

and itd be the exact same with him playing... youre literally gripping his arm when he's playing like "FUCKING GO LEFT WAIT NO RIGHT OH MY GOD YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS" and he isnt even laughing cause hes so focused on the game nd is like "I CANT I LITERALLY CANT FUCK IM SORRY OH MY GOD ARE THEY BEHIND ME" and the two of you are such a chaotic mess together

by the time the two of you finish.... you guys are literally gasping for air,... your ears are ringing,,.. and you think you mightve lost your voice from how much you were screaming

we need to keep the modern 80s james going!!!!!!!!

i’m giggling and kicking my feet at this rn.

no cuz i feel like he’d be the type to help you build your own pc so when you’re not over at his place, you can play games together. i can imagine having late night minecraft sessions with him where he’ll find a meadow and bring you pretty flowers and go mining while you build a pretty house for the two of you hendjdjnrjjddn

and he’ll get you a switch for your birthday so you can play animal crossing together and just be silly together

he’s my soulmate i need him so bad

#modern!80s!james #james hetfield #papa het #modern au #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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thinking so hard about this pic right now im

his nose and his smile 🥺🥺 ugh he’s so handsome. AND THE LITTLE BIT OF GRAY IN HIS FACIAL HAIR OMG IM DONE 😭😭

#i need him #so bad #james hetfield #papa het #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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RANCHER JASON RANCHER JASON RANCHER JASON my brain is rotting soooo bad right now

dying rn why is he so precious.

#i need him so bad #you and rancher!jason definitely have at least 5 dogs no doubt #jason newsted #rancher!jason #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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CONGRATS LANA!!!!!! you deserve them all omg

i just saw this but thank you!!!! 1000 people following me is crazy, especially for tumblr and especially for such a small fandom (objectively).

#alana's appreciation #velvetjar #alana's faves ♡ #seriously cannot believe such a thing happened #while i was sick i was just watching my followers go up each day #and when i finally hit 1000 #i gasped #anyways

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feel like whoever made that edit knew what they were doing... in my mind it couldnt have been a coincidence OH YM GOD

RIGHT

i didn’t wanna say because i’d sound so self-centred but still…groupie love and 90s!james??? cmon.

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #velvetjar #ask #it still might not be #but whatever #i like to think my ff reaches tiktok as well

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feel like im not supposed to be laughing but that anon really has me rolling in my grave LMFAOOO

the way they were so???? passionate in that death threat even though theyre choosing to send it anonymously is contradicting themself so bad..... really thought they had you there when they hit send

but seriously..... going out of their way to threaten you over someone that doesnt know they exist will always get me.... but thats just my two cents on this

how are u anyway bub

i literally laughed out loud at the part that said it’d be my fault that james relapses people are fucking ridiculous

anyways, i’m pretty good ^-^ i have a job interview in about 2 and a half hours so i’m a little nervous for that. but i’ll just think about modern!80s!james being my bf and everything will be good again

#james hetfield #papa het #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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ur into metallica AND walking dead oh my god marry me already

the walking dead is literally my roots like I was watching that shit with my mom when I was like 9. it literally crafted who I am fr

#fav show #ever #ask #velvetjar #bub’s thoughts

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this is so random but are there any blogs like yours that are abt the other members of metallica cause i can’t seem to find any 😭

i keep my circle kind of tight when it comes to other blogs bc everyone i follow, i’ve followed since before i even had like 100 followers. but i will suggest you a few

@30-3am , lana, my bestie, my love, my life.

@superi0rityc0mplex is always very nice to see on the timeline because i relate to their absolute feral-ness about james and jason in a different level

@heavnlyhetfield fee is a james person like me, but they also will talk much about jason because he’s so cutie patootie.

@velvetjar , only recently started following them, but from what i’ve seen of their content, a very talented writer and sends me the best asks ever.

i think that’s it??? i follow other people that i can’t think of rn 😭😭

also you can go through @w0niecult ‘s stuff, she left and i miss her more than anything but her content is still up ^-^

#ask #anon #bub’s thoughts