#vaquita anon

[mochinomnoms]

MOCHI I WAS ALREADY SENTIMENTAL ENOUGH I CRIED WHEN I READ THE SHIRMPY CHRONICLES THE AAA

Shirmpy chronicles? Nu-uh more like chronical shirmpy emotional pain for me

THE AAGH THE DOMESTIC STUFF UAHJDNAL

I get emotional at the night MOCHI I LOVE YOUR WRITING CRYING SOBBING HITTING THE GROUND

-Vaquita 🐄

IF IT HELPS I CRIED WHILE WRITING IT

I can't speak my first language very well anymore, it's very difficult now, and it's super important that I make sure I can maintain what I have left with my culture. I imagine that for a Yuu that comes from a family and culture they love, being away for so long you really do start losing that part of yourself the longer you're away.

In general, if Yuu never finds a way back, it must be incredibly lonely to not have someone to share that with you. Even if Twisted Wonderland has something similar, the fact of the matter is that it's not the same. It will never be the same, the accent of people speaking will always be off, the taste of your food will feel like it's missing something important. The music, the art, dancing, clothes, the way the sun touches your skin and the water splashes will be just off. And that's not even touching on the people you might leave behind: the sound of your parent's voice as they comfort you, your sibling's yells from your last squabble, the laughter shared between you and your friends. It's gone, truly.

How do you cope? How do you manage as the memories of your previous life start fading away in your mind more and more until they feel like a dream? Like a story from a book that you read? Will you be just a memory? Another number among missing people from your world? Will your family pass on with the knowledge that they never could find you and know that you're okay? The comfort of your friends and loved ones that you make in Twisted Wonderland can help, but only so much, and that really is beautifully devastating. To be loved and love the new home you've created, but feel just something is off.

Your loved ones can't even do anything to really remedy that, other than give you the assurance that they will never let you or your memory fade with them. It's never enough, but it's what will do for the time being.

#mochi asks #vaquita anon #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #im in my feels #was gonna write something cute with a twst boy about ranting about food #but now im crying

[littlewinnow]

Wait! What's your connection with Chile (if we can know) I'm a big fan and I'm from there, it's so weird when my country is mentioned but then, always glad it's bc of El Vaquita or one of the other dogs from protests. LOVE your art btw and how you always support great causes and share information about them!

Hello anon!

Thanks! Im glad you like my art :) and yeah majority of my family is from there! I love hearing the stories about chilean dogs (mother had a lot of them when she lived there).

#me

[itspyon]

Great Pyon, it would be such a gift if you bless us with your extraordinary artwork of royal dnf with their current features 🌟 Dream will look immensely GORGEOUS with his beautiful features drawn in your skilled hand 🌟 So I along with many others plead for this beauty to come to fruition 🌟

- Celestial anon

CELESTIAL ANON YOU ARE OHHH SO SWEET. i'll do it. for you and vaquita and everyone who's begging for it

it is my duty

#pyon askies

[whaleswagbracket]

Vaquita, the smallest cetacean vs. Blue whale, the biggest animal that's ever lived as far as humans know, is the ultimate whale showdown possible.

I am willing to recruit friends to ensure this will happen, I will betray my best friend by not voting beluga for this.

Don’t let me influence you anon! Vote with your heart! But if your heart yearns for the ultimate matchup, then hopefully we get it!

#asks

[galaxyofender]

im in the bus and there's this person and they had a ladybug on their knee and they noticed AND THEY JUST LET IT it's still walking on thier knee and they're taking pictures and talking about the ladybug with a friend and I'm just SHOOK it is pretty normal to kill bugs here just on sight because people don't realise it's a live creature so I'm just so happy some people still care for bugs because they're important to the environment.

(welp this is random so here's more random stuff: CANCEL BEAVERS)

-Mystery anon

LADYBUG YES

oh fun fact a name for them in spanish is "vaquitas de san antonio" which translates to "saint antonio's (anthony?) little cows"

cancel beavers??? isn't beavers a baseball team???

#galaxy answers #the mystery anon saga

[wendylianmartin]

Different anon but now i wanna know too...

Will siren find out abt kappa & the vaquitas?

Guys why do you blatantly ask me for spoilers? Lol

[spellcasterlight]

Hi there Valiant Vaquita Anon and Likable Ladybug Anon! 😊

We can do that! We can do that! Sounds like a perfect excuse to give Tenten a kekkei genkai don’t you think? 😉 Putting wings on a character ain’t new but gosh darn did I wanted to! Oh my goodness this became so long I love rambling about my favourite pair so much 🥰

Hope you like it! ✨

Feather Caresses - [Shino x Tenten]

@team-gai-week - Day 6 Prompt: Supernatural

@badthingshappenbingo - Tiles 12 & 13: Damaged Wing(s) & Will Not Be A Victim

Warnings: Mild Swearing. Violence. Kidnapping. Major Character Injury.

Story Link: [Ao3🔗]

Ao3 ✨ |Story Request Bingo Cards 📖 | WIP Game Always Open ✒️| Hot Chocolate ☕

#TeamGaiWeek2022 #badthingshappenbingo #shinoten #tenten #shino aburame #fanfic request #thanks for the ask! #love to the anons! #asks are open! #❤️❤️❤️

[sudaca-swag]

tus vaquitas amigurumis (?) son super tiernas!!!!<3

Gracias anon!! <3

[the-ghost-king]

Violet & coral 👻

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

Yes, I'm trans and bi :)

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct?

Generally I think it's rather sad that any animals have gone extinct, and the fact that there's so many animals on the endangered species list today and that the list is only growing is absolutely terrifying to me

Obviously not everyone can, but if anyone can donate to organizations or rehabilitation centers that are saving species please do so! It's a lot easier to save a species than it is to relocate dna and rebreed that species!

Here's a donation page for the Detroit Zoo which has endangered species rehabilitation programs! No pressure to donate but if you have a few dollars to spend it's a good place to put money! Here is more things you can provide for the zoo! (Money to the Zoo also goes to the Belle Isle Nature Center)

If anyone has any other recommended animal preservation donation links or resources feel free to send me them or drop a link below! These are a few local ones for me who definitely don't receive as much money as somewhere like the World Wildlife Foundation, donating to big charities is a good idea but sometimes going a bit off the beaten path to somwhere with lower traffic is a good idea~

(Sorry for not really answering your question anon; maybe passenger pigeons, quagga, or vaquita?)

#👻 anon #Ask game #donate

[ask-the-jester-buds]

Cowboys are land pirates! Cowboys are land pirates! Cowboys are land pirates! Cowboys are land pir

WRONG!

We tend to romanticize both words so much we have forgotten their origins and what they really mean:

A PIRATE is a man that commits acts of PIRACY.Which were VIOLENT CRIMINAL ACTS. Pirates were thieves and murderers, they lived off other’s goods.

Though its true there were some pirates that worked for the crown, or did good deeds like some sort of Robin hood. Their overall lifestyle would be the same.

A COWBOY is a man that takes care of CATTLE (hence the name), they are ranchers, they take care of the land and they live of what they produce.

Yes, back in western times we had the bank robbing outlaws, and the brave sheriffs and the men with no name that traveled from town to town.But even though they looked the part and they act the part, these variations are apart of what the word “cowboy” really means. 

Yes, Cowboy is a style, and back in the day it was worn by everyone. But unlike Piracy, the word “cowboy” didn’t inflict fear in the heart of the innocent. 

The correct therm would be:

“Western Outlaws are Land Pirates”

Also let me remind you that both things STILL EXIST now a days, and unlike their movie counterparts or the variations of the past, they do follow their original meaning. 

I Know little to no real Cowboys, but I can assure you that none of them would like to be refereed to as “Pirates”

And real life Pirates tend to engage in illegal fishing that causes the destruction of hundreds of endangered species, all for dirty money.

There are less than 100 Vaquitas Marinas, a species that is ENDEMIC to Mexico and all thanks to Pirates. 

So anon, please inform yourself correctly.

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #ooc #Anonymous

[mochinomnoms]

If Floyd and Jade separate with the "Mate for life" scenario are crazy.. Imagine somehow bagging the two of them.. Oh man

-Vaquita

Well, your walking abilities are revoked the morning after, so jot that down.

Jade's carrying you to the bath, all sore and confused, as he and Floyd discuss who should be in charge of what for the upcoming wedding.

"Pops likes you more, you should call and tell him instead, I'll tell Mama."

"But Mother will be upset if we don't both tell her at the same time, and I think she'd want to know first—"

"Yeah, but you know how Pops is about tradition and stuff, he'll get pissed if he finds out we mated before giving them the mating gift."

"Actually, Mother will probably be angrier that we mated before introducing them to her. Perhaps you should be the one to tell her!"

"Aw shit, wait no I change my mind—"

They're discussing this, like they're discussing the weather as you're being washed up and hand-fed. You're so confused, what's going on? Marriage? Mating? You just got your back blown out, you need a sec to recuperate!

(You love them very much, and it seems that you've found a place that you fit into in Twisted Wonderland. How wonderful for you!)

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #vaquita anon

[freshairandspearmint]

TELL YOUR YOUNG ADULTS GROUP THAT WE NEED TO SAVE THE BELUGAS AND THE VAQUITAS

ANON IVE FAILED YOU

[alwaysrepeats]

abt the vaquita post it kinda looks like it was caught in a net when that pic was taken (just fyi theyre critically endangered bc they live only in the gulf of california and illegal fishing has been decreasing their population drastically i think theres ~30 left in the wild :-( )

oh my gosh! thank you so much anon, i was actually genuinely curious and worried. also noooo they are so pretty and cute why would anyone want to harm these precious things? 

#anon #really thank you~ #love learning new things #especially about animals #i'm still upset about their population tho #whyyy #why do humans do awful things to cute animals

[scavenger-rey]

french: coccinelle. some spanish places= vaquita de san antonio, "Saint Antonio's littlle cow"

Seriously? Omg i love languages, thank you anon 😂😂

[mochinomnoms]

*comes back after surviving cleaning my depression room* WHO SAID SHIRMPS

Shirmps have translucent tummies!!!! So it is very noticeable when a shirmp is pregnant (shirmp owners now label the pregnant shirmps as "Berried" because the lil eggs look like small berries)

Definitely did not thought about a yuu asking for berries and the twins completely misunderstanding that maybe it is their brain melting due to the mating season

But if yuu did become a Merfolk in this case shirmp they wouldn't need to make an announcement about pregnancy when everyone can see the eggs in your stomach just:

Mershirmp! Yuu:"Morning.."

Mama leech:"Oh morning yuu-" *drops plate*

LeechGrandparents "MY GOD WE ARE GOING TO BE GRANDPARENTS" *happy squeals*

What a nice way to start a day

-Vaquita

the urge….the urge to right tweel smut where they can see their dick through their shrimpmer Yuu's transparent tummy….they're so small and it fills them up so well…they don't even have to ask if it does they can see it with their own eyes….but I must have restraint

That's so cute wtf? I looked it up and from what I can tell, most shrimp do have transparent tummies, but the reason you can see the eggs is because they stick them to their abdomens to keep safe! Like this one:

It does kind make them look pregnant tho hehe. But for funsies sake, let's say that either mershimp keep their eggs in their tummy or that out of human instinct Yuu keeps them in.

Oh the Leech parents are so, so excited! It was a slow dawning, as it took some time for the eggs to develop into something visible through their translucent tummy. But after about two weeks, the twins and their parents are noticing a bunch of orbs showing in various shades of teal, red, and pink. It does look like Yuu's holding berries!

It takes only a second for them to realize that Yuu's carrying the next generation of Leech kids, and everyone's ecstatic! Mama Leech is squeezing them as she starts going off about preparing a separate home for Yuu and the twins as they start their own family. Papa Leech is sobbing, babbling about being a grandpa and being so happy that he's gonna have new babies to spoil.

Jade and Floyd subtle low-five each other, smug as hell about finally knocking Yuu up.

(also welcome back dear!)

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #leech parents #suggestive #orz....two big eel dicks in lil shrimp's transparent tummy #asjlkaslgkjakslgalksgj #vaquita anon

[mochinomnoms]

Imagine your boyfriend(s) confess that they have a breeding kink and you stare at them in silence and he is thinking that he fucked up, then you respond "Seriously, in this economy?" yeah I wonder how that would go

-Vaquita

In their defense, if we're talking about like 90% of NRC, they are loaded or fairly well-off so like….fuck the economy let them fuck and knock you up instead!

The remaining like 10% (Which is like Ruggie, Deuce, Jamil, and Epel…maaaybe Jack?) are probably like “Okay, fair.”

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #suggestive #vaquita anon