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Untitled Goose Fic

In Summary:

It's a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose. That's it that's the fic lmao

Super short, just the one chapter, and packed full of silly shenanigans! You are a goose a la 'untitled goose game' and you decide to have some good silly goose fun for a night in the plex! You confuse and maybe even befriend baffled animatronics and knock a lot of things over and do a considerable amount of honking. That's all, its just a silly fun little fic! Enjoy!! <3

Things To Know:

Not a lot to warn for this one! Not even any swearing. You (the goose) are never really in danger. Well, you do break a window, but you are unharmed from the afair lol

Reader insert, you're a goose!

Just a touch under 6,000 words in total

No dialogue, as a goose you are unconcerned with the nonsense noises other creatures make

No afton or vanny, barely any plot to this at all. the only antagonist really is you haha

You really just run around in the plex for a night and cause a lot of ultimately harmless trouble. That's it!

Ao3 link here!

�� It’s a lovely night in Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizza-Plex, and you are a horrible goose.

It couldn’t be said how a whole entire goose found their way into one of the most secure buildings in the city, one fateful night. Genuinely, the day following had the employees scratching their noggins cluelessly as they poured over security footage trying to figure it out.

Regardless, there you were, a glorious grey feathered goose, standing proud on two little orange flipper feet by the main entrance, locked and heavy shutter doors behind you and neon-lit grand halls before you. It didn’t matter how you’d gotten in, because when a goose wants something, by golly there isn’t a force on this earth or beyond that can stop them.

And what you wanted was, of course, to cause as much mischief as physically possible in the next six hours before the building opened once more.

The trash cans were a perfect place to start. They were nearly twice as tall as you, and cutely decorated with fun colors. The empty cans were no match for you, toppling with minimal effort beneath your mighty will. Letting out a triumphant honk, and now with a taste for success and eager for more, you turned your long neck and swiveled your sights for the next target of your shenanigans.

Movement caught your eye beyond the empty ticket lines. You waddled over to the gates and peeked underneath one. A pair of robotic guards wheeled themselves in synchronization around a fountain, protecting the way past shuttered shops and up to the next floor. These bots, you noticed, were wearing fancy hats.

You would look so dashing wearing one of those hats…

Now with a new objective acquired, you squeezed under the gate and waddled around the perimeter of the two bot’s paths, your flipper feet slapping against the tile floor. You waited for an opening, then dashed across the floor towards the fountain. You flapped your majestic wings as you neared, and with a hop, you landed on the wide rim of the fountain.

You paused upon realizing just how shiny the water was. Ah, but this was a trick you’d fallen for before- it wasn’t the water that was shiny, it was the coins scattered below the surface. Those might be useful later, but for now, you already had a mission to complete.

The robots were wheeling their way back around, so you quickly hopped into the water and ducked to hide yourself from view, peeking just barely over the ledge. You waited for one of the bots to get close enough, and then let out a quiet honk.

The bot stopped and turned towards the noise, but you’d already ducked back down. You heard the quiet whir of a motor as the bot rolled closer to investigate. You waited patiently until the bot peeked over the rim of the fountain.

With a big splash and several flaps of your wings, you launched yourself up out of the water at the bot. You straightened your neck and snapped your beak shut over the bill of the hat as you crashed into the bot, sending you both toppling backwards.

The bot seemed to be water proof, but with the amount of water you’d splashed onto the floor, the bot’s wheels had a hard time keeping their traction, and the bot was unable to keep from slipping and tipping backwards, crashing onto their back. They fumbled with their funky hands, trying to grab you, but you were already using the robot’s head as a launching point to propel yourself away from the situation.

You landed smoothly a few feet away, leaving the flailing robot behind. The other bot was after you now though, having seen the commotion. With your prize gripped tight in your beak, you waddled for the stairs as fast as your little legs would carry you.

You hopped your way nearly halfway up the staircase before you realized you were no longer being pursued; it seemed the bots with their wheels could not navigate the steps. Success!

What was even better, you had a perfect view to watch as the second bot attempted to help right the downed bot. The second bot’s wheels slipped in the water puddle, and they fell atop the first bot, who flung their arms out in defeat. A third bot, this one wielding a mop, made their way towards the scene as you honked in delight.

It took some careful positioning with the help of the edge of a stair, but you managed to get the hat you’d stolen on your head. Curses! The hat was far too big for your little goose head. It obscured almost your entire vision and wobbled loosely as you turned your head. Ah, well. You discarded the hat and your interest in it, leaving both behind as you carried on up the steps, hoping for more correctly sized hats in the areas beyond.

Peeking over the top steps, you spied another robot rolling around up here. You weren’t interested in them; you’d already had your fun with the first bots. You ducked instead around the corner and down a long hall.

This area was thankfully devoid of pesky bots. The hall lead you to a wide and disappointing shutter door. You were approaching the door to give it a disdainful peck, but it slid open on its own as you neared. Ha! As it should; as a gorgeous goose, the world should rightfully bend to your every wish!

Unfortunately, there wasn’t much of interest in the room beyond. You were about to turn tail and head back the way you’d came, but you spied a colorful sort of hole in the far wall, right at your height, and sized just for you. As all things should be!

You waddled over to investigate. The tunnel curved downwards.

Where did this funny tunnel go??

Curious, you stepped into the tunnel. You took only a step before realizing just how slippery this tunnel was. Your flippered feet were no match for the trackless texture, and you were suddenly sliding down the tunnel.

With an undignified honk, you landed in what you quickly realized was a horrible mockery of a pond. Instead of water, you found yourself swimming in colorful orbs, which were just as slippery as the tunnel had been. You flapped your wings and struggled to get any sort of footing or stability. After quite a lot of struggling and desperate honks, you managed to kick your way to shore. The ground here was squishy and unstable beneath your flippers, like loose mud, but it was still much better than the cursed orbs.

With your feathers sufficiently ruffled, you hissed disdainfully at the pond of orbs, then turned to face this weird new place you’d found yourself in.

You were often baffled by some of the structures those silly humans would construct, but this place topped them all. The ceiling was almost like the sky, but you knew stars, and while these lights were similar, they didn’t quite make the cut. They did provide enough dim light to see that there were places here to climb, places to hide, places to perch. And all of it was just your size! Every opening and tunnel, while maybe a tad bit big, were definitely much more goose-size than human-size. these funny structures may be odd, but they were clearly just for you!

You were excited to explore, but before you could put your first flipper forward, you heard a noise behind you. It seemed your struggle with the cursed pond had attracted some unwanted attention.

You were already spreading your wings to intimidate this new foe before you even got a good look at them. When you did, confusion had you pausing to deliberate.

This creature coming out of the orb pond didn’t look like a human at first, but the longer you looked at them, the more human-like they seemed. They had the right number of limbs for a human, and they were roughly human-shaped, but the coloring was strange, and you couldn’t recall any humans you’d seen being quite this shiny.

Speaking of shiny, your eyes locked on something especially shiny; this not-human creature was wearing a hat, and while unfortunately it looked much too big for your head, at the end of this long hat was a beautiful shiny golden bell. Even better- there were several more smaller bells tied on pretty red ribbons to the not-human’s wrists.

You desperately wanted one of those bells, preferably the big one. And what a goose wants, they get.

The not-human was making some very human-like noises at you, but you had never been very concerned with the strange noises of humans. All you were concerned about right now was that big shiny bell, and how to get it.

You folded your wings and honked experimentally. You knew from experience that sometimes, if you appeared friendly, small humans would sometimes approach, bringing with them whatever tasty snacks or shiny objects they were holding. This creature was not small, and you were barely convinced they were human, but it was worth a shot.

Sure enough, the creature crouched down. Their head spun strangely at you, swinging that beautiful bell around. It rang prettily, steeling your resolve even further. You bobbed your head and took a step closer, eyes locked on your prize. The creature watched you curiously as you approached, unaware of your plots.

As soon as you were close enough, you extended your neck and snapped up the end of the creature’s hat. You pulled backwards, flapping your wings to assist, and yanked the hat free. The creature made a noise of surprise, but you were already fleeing the other way, hat and attached bell firmly in your grasp. You waddled into one of the plentiful hiding spaces nearby, carrying your lovely prize through winding tunnels.

You could hear the not-human outside, making all kinds of loud and upset noises, but you were unbothered. You found a corner beside another one of those slippery tunnels and dropped your prize. You pecked at the bell. It jingled merrily, and you honked in delight.

You were so enraptured by the resplendence of the bell, you didn’t notice that the not-human’s noises were getting louder until it was too late. They were clambering through the tunnels after you, somehow maneuvering their much larger frame through the space with minimal trouble. You tried to fan your wings threateningly, but you couldn’t unfold them to their full extent in the cramped space. The not-human grabbed for the hat and your beautiful bell. You hissed and tried to bite their hand, but it was as hard as stone. You were unable to deter the not-human as they snatched their hat back.

You honked angrily and stamped your little feet. This was an outrage! The not-human had just stolen your bell!!

The not-human fixed you with its gaze, then reached for you next, making more nonsense human noises at you. You did not want to be grabbed, so you quickly spun around, flapping your wings, and dove down the slippery tunnel. You felt the not-humans fingers on the backs of your wings, but they were unable to grab you before you slipped out of reach.

The tunnel spat you back out on the other side of the structure, putting it between you and the orb pond. You could hear the not-human already clambering after you, so you hurried off in search of a new hidey-hole.

You couldn’t spot anywhere to hide small enough that the not-human wouldn’t be able to follow. You did spy a very bright and shiny glowing square on the near wall, though. Instantly changing focus, you stopped to peck at the shiny square, hoping it was something you could grab. A consolidation prize perhaps, for loosing your beloved bell. You had to take a running start and jump for it, but you managed to peck at the square.

You were unable to grab the shiny thing. In fact, it stopped being shiny altogether. Also, it was suddenly a lot brighter, as if the full moon had just come out from behind the cover of clouds.

Now disinterested in the weird little square, you turned to resume your original task of hiding from the not-human. You turned back around, but the not-human was nowhere to be seen.

Even stranger, standing a few feet away was an entirely different not-human creature. This one had strange pointy hair all around their face, and they were an entirely different and still not typical-human color. You swiveled your head around, but you couldn’t spot the first not-human anywhere. Perhaps they’d only wanted their hat back and had given up on grabbing you?

This new creature was making all kinds of human-like noises at you. They sat down and leaned forwards, offering a hand out to you.

You were about to tell this not-human to keep their distance with a nip, but you noticed that they had small bells tied to their wrists too, just like the first not-human. They weren’t as big and beautiful as the bell you’d lost, but they were still very nice. You nodded your head closer, wondering if you could nab these.

The not-human saw this as an invitation, and reached closer to you. They pet your head, making happy noises at you as they did. You might have been annoyed, but that actually did feel quite nice, and the sound the tiny bells made was lovely. You allowed the not-human to smooth out your ruffled feathers for a moment.

The not-human’s other arm rested idly over the ground. You eyed the bells on that wrist, wondering how tightly they were tied on. You gave them an experimental nip. The bells jingled lightly. You let out a cheerful honk and jostled them again.

The not-human made another noise, then pulled their other hand away. They deftly undid the knot holding the bells on their wrist in place. They held either end of the pretty red ribbon in their hands, then carefully came towards you again. A moment later, the bells were tied snugly around your neck.

You wiggled your neck, and sure enough, the bells sang sweetly. And the ribbon looked so dashing too! Delighted, you honked happily and shook the bells again.

The not-human made a happy noise and clapped their hands. They made more noises, then held up one of their fingers before jumping up and running off.

Huh, they must have other business to attend to. Unconcerned by the creature’s affairs and pleased with the positive exchange, you turned and left to get back to your own business.

You spied a very tall set of doors, through the crack in which you could see someplace new beyond. It took a bit of pecking and some nudging, but you had the door pushed open in no time. You slipped through and waddled on your way. There was still quite a lot of time left in the night, and plenty more mischief to be had.

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As a goose, you know that you are a wonderful and powerful creature. There isn't much that stands in your way when you get your heart set on something. However, there are still trials and challenges every goose comes to face at some point or another. There are even, at times, enemies.

You’ve seen wild dogs before, but none quite as fearsome as this one. This creature had the head of a wolf, claws and tail to boot, but it stood with the form of a human, giving them extra height. The two of you spotted each other at the same moment, both frozen in each other’s gaze.

The air was tense, and you were nervous. You do not typically run from a fight, but this human-wolf was a bit much even for you. You turned tail and fled for your life. Luckily, the wolf did not think it wise to pursue, and you quickly left the creature behind.

The room you’d fled into lead you instead to a different creature, another part human, part something else sort of being. You were starting to sense a theme with this place. Is this strange place how humans come to be?? If you stayed here long enough, would you start to become more human-like too?

Putting your contemplative queries aside for now, you studied this new creature. They were, to your delight, adorned with feathers and a sharp yellow beak. You honked a polite hello.

The creature jumped, startled by the noise. They turned away from an empty trash can and looked at you. They made some surprised human noises at you, to your despair.

You tried honking again, not giving up on striking up a friendly conversation just yet. There was a pause, and then the bird-human gave you a friendly bock and some clucks.

Ah, they spoke a different language! Unfortunately, you hadn’t paid any attention in goose school, and barely had a hatchling’s grasp of chicken.

You managed an awkward but polite hello and attempted to tell the bird-human that you only spoke goose. Unfortunately, after a few more exchanged clucks and bocks, you gathered that they did not speak your language either.

The bird-human made a few sad noises and nudged the empty garbage can. Ah, they were lamenting their hunger to you. You recalled all the cans you’d toppled so far had been empty as well. Usually cans like these had human treats inside to snack on, but it seemed both you and the bird-human hadn’t had much luck tonight. You still delighted in toppling the cans, but understood the let down of a sub-par can on an empty stomach.

Maybe there was still some way you could help a feathered fowl friend out. You knew how bad feeling hungry made you feel, and you hated to think your new bird-human friend was feeling that way.

Your mind returned to the shiny water of the fountain by the building’s entrance. You knew a trick to turn the shiny coins in the water into food, but there were apparently wolves on the prowl. But… you’d rather not let your new friend face the wolf in search of food. And you knew about the wolf and their general location, so surely it was safer for you to go anyways.

You decided you would be brave in the name of friendship with this strange bird-human. You honked a quick goodbye, saying you’d be right back, though you weren’t sure if your friend understood. They watched you curiously as you left.

Luckily, you made it past the wolf-human without issue. Perhaps they’d moved on to a different area… you’d have to keep an eye out to be sure you didn’t run into them again. In the meantime, you returned to the fountain at the front of the building.

Those robots from before were back on their regular paths, and the puddle you’d made had been mopped up. Even so, you didn’t have too much trouble sneaking through to the fountain. You dove into the water and scooped up a beak full of shiny coins. You did have to make a hasty escape as the sound of your new bells drew the bot’s attention, but knowing they couldn’t pursue you up the stairs made your escape relatively easy.

On the way back, you found exactly what you were looking for. This building had several of these big glowing human-made machines. They turned these shiny human coins into tasty snacks, and all you had to do was put enough shiny coins into the machine and peck at the buttons. This didn’t work all of the time, and sometimes the machines wanted more coins than others, but you were hoping the coins you had were enough.

Luck was on your side tonight. The machine gifted you with a shiny little package in exchange for your coins. You resisted the urge to tear into the package right then and there, and instead gently grabbed the package and carried it back towards your bird-human friend.

You announced your presence with a muffled but triumphant honk as you nudged your way back into the room. Your friend was here waiting for you, and made a surprised noise at your return.

You waddled forwards and set the package in front of your friend. You honked, telling them the food was for them. You stood proud and pleased as they picked up the package and examined it. With the skillful fingers of a human, your friend opened and peeled away the shiny outside, revealing the tasty food within.

You couldn’t understand chicken, but you knew a happy sound when you heard it. Your friend ate the snack you’d gotten for them, but they broke off a piece and held it out for you.

They were sharing?? How sweet! This must be a thanks for your effort. You accepted and ate the offered piece. It was quite tasty, as most human foods were.

Your friend ate the rest of the food, including the shiny outside. They gently pat your head and made more happy noises at you. You replied with a humble honk.

With an alliance struck, you decided to keep exploring for a bit. Beyond another door, you found a strange sort of tunnel network with confusingly connected pathways. The walls were all colored strangely, and you couldn’t make much sense of it. You did manage to find a small off-chute that was much more your size. You had to duck a little, but you fit through the opening with ease. This tunnel was much smoother, and your flippered feet echoed as you waddled through, but luckily you didn’t have too much trouble navigating it.

At least, until the spider creature already living in this tunnel came chasing you down one of the off chutes.

The spider scurried around and clapped its noisy hands at you until you tumbled out of the tunnel. It didn’t pursue you outside of the tunnel, so you relaxed and got your bearings.

You were standing on a mesh pathway, hanging high above thankfully orb-less ponds and bushy plants and strange grass. A few of the ponds were unfortunately occupied by alligators… crocodiles? You couldn't tell the difference; they all looked really strange. They were acting strange too, each one popping out of the water to lurch towards the same spots. You couldn't see what they were trying to jump at, if anything.

It could be a trick, you'd seen fake predators before. Thoughtful humans liked to put them out sometimes in gardens, to keep other creatures away from your food. That’s what these gators must be, just fakes. Which meant there was likely a garden of some sort nearby. Score!

You spread your wings and flew down, landing in a pond. You realized the ponds were not actually entirely orb-free, but were still almost entirely water. Small orbs of all different colors littered the bottom of the pond. You dove down and gave one an experimental peck, but it was as hard as a rock. Not food, and not even especially shiny. You quickly lost interest in the orbs.

You climbed out of the pond and shook off the excess water. You were pleased to hear your little bells chime as you did. You started waddling around to investigate the area, searching for this alleged garden. You didn't make it very far before you encountered another creature, this one decidedly not fake.

The gator-human pointed a finger at you as they made confused noises, then swiveled their snout skywards. They looked back at you. Meanwhile you were definitely not panicking over the fact that one of the gators had turned out to be real after all. This was no time to loose your cool, though.

You didn't have the advantage of numbers, so your best bet to defeat this foe was to make yourself as big and intimidating as possible. You fanned out your feathers and stood as tall as you could, then let loose your most vicious hiss as you stared the gator-human down.

The gator-human only stared at you. Drat! This must be quite the foe, to not even flinch in the face of your ferocious display. If you were quick, maybe you could still flee.

Your wings were already out, so you took off, veering sharply to the left. The gator-human made more noises at you, but you quickly left them behind. You spied another door from the air, and put on an extra burst of speed, getting there with enough time to spare to get the door open in case the gator-human was in pursuit.

You left the gator infested ponds behind, and whatever secret gardens they might be hiding. Defeated, you waddled your way down the hall.

Honestly, you'd thought there would be way more mischief to be had here. Sure, you'd had quite a bit of fun at first, but if you kept running into predators like this, you might as well call the whole thing off. It was getting close to opening time by now anyways, and you didn't really want to be here when all the humans came back.

You found your way into a wider curved hall. As a goose, your innate sense of direction was of course incredible, so you knew you weren't far at all from the entrance. You jingled miserably down the hall, weaving around tall square stumps with shiny glass tops. There were strange objects on display atop each stump, but you didn’t feel very motivated to do anything about them.

At least you'd gotten these nice bells out of all of this. Their lovely sound had you holding your beak a little higher. As you did, you caught sight of movement to your right.

Beyond a wall of glass and a partially withdrawn curtain was a small room you could see the entirety of. The room was full of small grabbable objects, but what had initially drawn your attention was another partly human creature. This one was yet another predator- a bear. They hadn't noticed you yet, as they were preoccupied with one of those long noise making machines you'd seen humans use before. The humans would whack the machine repeatedly and it would make all kinds of noises, some more grating than others. You were fully prepared to turn tail and skedaddle, but before you could, you spotted something atop the bear's head.

No… it couldn't be.

Sitting on the top of the bear's head was the most stylish hat you'd ever seen. And it was just your size. It was much too small for the bear! Surely such a hat would look much better on your head.

That settled it. Regardless of the bear, you were not leaving here without that hat.

Exploring the perimeter of the room, you found a door that would let you inside, but it rudely refused to open for you. Studying the door, you realized you'd seen doors like this before. The door would only open if you put one of those little human devices on the glowing square next to the door. The device you knew was rectangular, thin, usually shiny, and floated in water. If there were a human nearby you might be able to nab one, but alas, there were no humans. You'd have to find one elsewhere.

You fixed your goosey gaze back on the hall. There were many objects to be grabbed here atop those square stumps, but none were the device you sought. You decided to explore a little more to see if you'd have better luck elsewhere. You'd get that hat, one way or another. Your heart was set on it now. You really needed the win, after all the trials of the night.

Your exploration lead you to another door you couldn't open. This one was different, it had no panel and required a different kind of human device. You could only handle so many rude doors at once. Maybe there was a different way inside? This door had a window, big enough for you to fit through, if only there weren't a pane of glass in the way.

Glass you knew could be broken, but you had to be careful, because glass could bite you if it was broken. You were more a much more brash goose than a careful one, but you were running out of time. You returned to the hall where you'd spotted your future hat and took a look at the square stumps once more.

You needed something heavy looking, maybe even sharp. Just your luck, you found an item on display that fit the bill exactly. It was dull and not very shiny, but it looked heavy, and the object curled into a point on one end. Some sort of hook? Whatever it was, it would suit your needs perfectly.

With a flap of your wings and a well placed flipper kick, you put your trash can tipping experience to use and toppled the stump. The glass top luckily didn't shatter, but it did pop right off as it hit the floor, and the object inside rolled across the carpet. You allowed for a victory honk before getting back to business. The hook was heavy, just as you'd suspected, but it was no match for your strong and incredible goose powers. You hefted it back over to the windowed door.

Your first attempt to fly at the door and launch the hook at the window was unsuccessful, as was your second. You were determined, though. You thought of that stylish hat, more stylish than any other hat you'd ever seen before, and how incredible you would look wearing it. Your third attempt went better- the point of your hook hit the glass window straight on, and the glass started to break, spider webs of fractures appearing within the frame.

With one last attempt, you finally shattered the window. Your hook clattered to the floor on the other side along with a shower of broken glass. You wasted no time climbing through the window. Thankfully, you managed to avoid getting bit by any glass.

You explored the small room, but your hope began to wane as you realized how boring this room was. You stood atop a desk and took in a few boring human machines and an uncomfortable looking chair. There were a few small objects on the desk, and some uninteresting boxes along the left wall. No rectangle devices. Curses! After all that, your efforts had been fruitless.

You did find on the desk something that looked a lot like the bear-human you'd seen. It was just a head though, some sort of subpar decoy perhaps? It was wearing a hat, but this hat was different than the stylish one you'd seen the real deal wearing. This decoy's hat didn't even come off when you tried to grab it. You pecked at the head in frustration, thinking about how you were out of ideas now on getting into that room. You might just have to leave here hat-less after all.

To your surprise, the decoy head made a weird little noise upon being pecked, then opened its maw. You were about to hiss when you saw what was inside- no way! It was a rectangle device!

You took the rectangle with ease from the decoy, clutching it tight in your beak as you quickly left the room the way you'd come in. you couldn't believe it, you'd found what you were looking for after all!

Back at the bear-human's room, you faced down the rude door once more. It took a few tries of tossing the rectangle up at the glowing square, but you eventually managed to hit it. The door slid open at long last, and you grabbed your rectangle and proudly waddled into the room.

The bear-human was surprised to see you. They made several confused noises and set down their noise making machine. You fearlessly waddled right up to them and demanded via muffled honks that they hand over that stylish hat at once.

The bear looked at the rectangle in your beak and slowly held out a hand, palm up, as if asking for the item. They made more confused human noises at you. You shook your head and honked again, your gaze locked on that hat. It was so close, so stylish, so glorious! You had to have it! You'd come too far to leave here without it. You didn't want to have to fight the bear-human, but if push came to shove, you'd do what you had to do to get that hat.

The bear-human made a few more noises at you, then pointed a finger up at their hat. You honked and flapped your wings excitedly. Had the bear-human understood you after all??

The bear-human plucked the hat from their head and held it out. They also held out their other hand again, palm up. Ah, a trade! Lucky for you, you didn't need the rectangle anymore. You gladly handed it over in exchange for the hat.

Slowly, carefully, the bear-human set the hat atop your head, the fingers of their other hand curling over the rectangle. You felt the weight of the sturdy little hat on your head, and you could see it in the reflection of the glass beyond the curtains.

You looked amazing.

You took a moment to bask in the glory of your stylish new hat, and all you'd done to get to this point. The bear-human made curious noises at you, but you weren't paying any attention to them at this point.

With a start you remembered you'd been on your way to leave, and surely you were nearly out of time now. You turned back to the bear-human and bobbed your head to them, honking a polite thanks before turning tail and quickly waddling back out the way you'd come in. The door opened for you without fuss and slid shut behind you as you left.

You returned to the front entrance, standing once more by the big shutter doors. As you were adorned with lovely bells and ribbons and an incredibly stylish hat, you felt this night had been a definite success. You reminisced on all the mischief and fun you'd had tonight. You thought as well about what kind of shenanigans you'd get up to tomorrow night, but first things first; you were very tired after the full night of misconduct, and you wanted nothing more than to return home to your cozy creek in the park for a well earned nap.

A few moments later, the shutters lifted on the front doors, and you strolled out with ease, much to the bewilderment of the humans making their way towards the open doors. You paid them no mind as you quickly waddled your way into the trees and back towards your creek.

As dawn broke over the city, you settled at long last into you nest of moss and leaves, partially hidden under the strong branches of an azalea bush and facing your quiet little creek. You shook your neck, your new bells singing delightfully. You laid down your exceptionally stylish head. You drifted off easily, and you dreamed of mischief.

~THE END~

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