I think there would be a major disconnect between the bats and the rest of the JL/super powered folk due to injuries and pain.
Let me explain.
I saw this post and it made me think of the healing factor/invulnerability of most of the JL. Clark is practically impervious, Diana’s worst injury is a paper cut at her day job, and the Green Lanterns have a passive force field, so on and so forth. But Batman bleeds. The only one who’s got any sort of healing factor is Jason, but it’s nothing compared to the flashes.
I can imagine Batman nursing some sort of injury like a broken rib from a punch he took from some super villain of the week, whereas Diana, who took the same punch, just shook it off. Batman isn’t jealous. He’s not bitter or angry. He just notices it. He knows he’s not as unmovable as them. But no one else sees that.
But I think it would really become an issue with his kids. Seeing all of his kids participate in a superhero team at some point, most of which start those teams or lead them at some point, because he trained them harder than anyone else. Because they’re not invulnerable.
And the turning point would be if one of those kids gets hurt. Like if Dick broke a bone or something and needed to have it reset in the field, Batman telling him “Scream if you need to” and it actually happening would really make the supers around them take notice. The bats aren’t invulnerable. But they’re the most dangerous of the JL.
Idk I just thought it would be interesting. I might write something with the concept because I could go on about it.
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A buffet is a system of serving food, where food is arranged on the table in a line and guests are expected to serve themselves as per their choice and eat comfortably at the dining table. In this service, beverages are usually provided by servers tableside. Buffets offer you a large variety of food in sizable amounts.
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u n me are jeremike warriors
various movieverse jeremike hcs because you and i are brothers in arms
mike is a chronic oversharer so jeremiah knew all about his baby sister troubles after knowing him for all of 2 hours
they go on diner dates after work and get milkshakes
they have a CARTOONISH height difference (5’5 and 6’8) and literally everyone comments on it
jeremiah says something about his back hurting from having to bend down to kiss him all the time so mike makes a joke about putting him in a home and jeremiah looks at him like 🥺🥺 do you think i’m too old for you? and mike gets really embarrassed and apologizes
they both have the most SEVERE puppy eyes. those things are weapons.
jeremiah drinks tea and does crossword puzzles every. single. morning. with reading glasses too.
matching pajamas even. mike sleeps in oversized band shirts and no pants and chugs two cups of coffee every morning but jeremiah HAS to have his routine.
they’re both big snugglers
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In Fate/Zero, Iskandar earned Gilgamesh's respect as a fighter. Gilgamesh then proceeded to pull out his ultimate weapon and destroy Iskandar and his army.
In Unlimited Blade Works, Shirou doesn't earn Gilgamesh's respect until the very, very end of the fight, after slicing arms off and beating him. Shirou wins that fight, and survives (with help from Archer).
Moral of the story? Elitist assholes are much easier to beat when they see you as a maggot, so don't waste time earning their respect.
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So, uh, if Lime has to eat eggs everyday, and he picks them up from the garden chickens, and he's super duper vulnerable to bellyaches and the like,
You do see how any enemy to get a hold of this information could just wreck him. They can't magic give him a common cold, but they can definitely get to him through a spoiled egg or the likes
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SUCH IS THE HILARIOUS NATURE OF THE M34TH!!!!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MAGIC IS REAL AND YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY TANK A MAGIC BLAST TO THE FACE BUT THE COMMON COLD CAN STILL GET YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is such a funny strategy too....all you need to do is just put some slightly weird shit in the chicken feed and boom lime is instantly out of action
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Belated doodles for Kaeya day!
I've been out of the country for about a month and got to go on a vacation and then workation in Japan, Singapore, and Thailand! I drew this at Mae Kampong village in Chiang Mai on Kaeya's birthday and had some time to reflect (while eating lots of tasty and nostalgic food that I normally couldn't get back in the states). It's good to be home, but I miss a lot of things.
I also thought it would be nice to draw Kaeya traveling and enjoying different foods lol. Kaeya x Kaya Toast is my new favorite thing. One day I'll draw about it hehe ;u;
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cannot deal with my undergrad university asking for donations to their food pantry for CURRENT STUDENTS like I’ve seen those fucking food courts and the wasted leftovers you can afford to feed all of your students for free how dare you ask me to give you money for that
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