#actually this is a little beneath auguries tastes LMFAO

[musubiki]

So, uh, if Lime has to eat eggs everyday, and he picks them up from the garden chickens, and he's super duper vulnerable to bellyaches and the like,

You do see how any enemy to get a hold of this information could just wreck him. They can't magic give him a common cold, but they can definitely get to him through a spoiled egg or the likes

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SUCH IS THE HILARIOUS NATURE OF THE M34TH!!!!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MAGIC IS REAL AND YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY TANK A MAGIC BLAST TO THE FACE BUT THE COMMON COLD CAN STILL GET YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is such a funny strategy too....all you need to do is just put some slightly weird shit in the chicken feed and boom lime is instantly out of action

#someone would FOR SURE do this and afterwards lime only buys store-bought eggs #which is sad because unlimited egg supply is the whole reason for having chickens #oh well....at least the rest of the guild can have some eggs now #FDA approved food only for lime #marshal: WHOSE EMBARASSING NOW!!!!!! #this is definately something someone big brained would do like marshal or augurie #actually this is a little beneath auguries tastes LMFAO