#uncledad

[startistdoodles]

Meta be like: I’M AN UNCLE!

Meta be like -poking the puffball with his finger-

#bunkieprime #ask #not art #CONGRATS META ur like…an uncledad or smth haha #im sure he will help raise the kiddo too #as with everyone else #team parenting <3

[jack-the-fool]

thinking about it I find it hilarious that all the teens have ended up with two dads

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads season 2 #linc and hermie are the obvious ones #normal has his dad and an uncledad #and scary and taylor both have bio dads and step dads :) #jack.txt

[green-lanterns-c0ck]

"accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" JohnKyle

John's day is going bad. His car broke down in the middle of nowhere, Ohio, his mother is in the hospital, and if he doesn't get to his meeting with his rich and eccentric potential client on time, he won't get the job, and if he doesn't get the job, he won't have the money to pay for either her medical bills or the car repair.

There's no trains, taxis, or airports in walking distance from nowhere, Ohio, and John has not slept in about three days. All in all, his day is going bad, and he's very stressed and taking the random unlocked car with the keys in the ignition made sense in the moment, okay?

It's not like he plans on keeping it! He just needs to get to the airport and then he'll leave it behind and even put a bit of change on the seat to pay for the gas. This won't hold up in any court, but it made sense in John's head when he decided to do it, and now it's too late to back out, he's already two hours in. So all in all, John's day is going so incredibly badly it'd be hard pressed to get worse.

And that's when the guy sleeping in the footspace of the back seats wakes up.

#john: why are you in my car???? #kyle: why are YOU driving MY car???? #the guy mafia boss kyle told to keep an eye on the car while kyle “took care of important business” in the back: *holding a box of donuts - #- and a cup of coffee* Oh shit where's my boss and my bosses car? #johnkyle #mafia BOSS kyle #upgrade from mafia princess kyle #though I did think about making it “john and kyle accidentally kidnap kyle's mafia boss uncledad” #but I thought this fit the established trope better. #ohio is empty right? #corn? #green lantern #asks #kiseiakhun #my wrtitng

[twinklecupcake]

Thinking about Xiaoqing calling Tang “Dad” instead of “Uncle” one day…

#Monkie kid #lmk oc #Xiaoqing #he’s uncledad #she’s basically one of his kids too

[kiseiakhun]

Hey so remember how Kyle's uncledad is like the leader of a corrupt gang and he was totally willing to let Kyle think he was his real dad. WHERE are my mafia princess Kyle aus.

#wild to me that people have not latched onto this canon lore and went insane with it #im not even starting on how his actual dad and mom were in the ira #i want to see kyle slapped around by his uncledad #Kyle Rayner

[iamdarcylewis]

THEY ARE WATCHING

THEY ARE WATCHING

Random asks. || Always Accepting.

She was safe, right? That's why she chose to stay at Magni's farm instead of her apartment for two months. Because they knew where she lived, and they knew she lived there alone with her pets. Besides, who would want to fight a giant asgardian Prince.

But what if they found her?

Is that what happened to Josh or just an awful coincidence?

She had to be careful, she still couldn't get Jin's uncle's words when she met him. God, this was just getting worse.

#Anonymous #ask #me writing that darcy didnt forget what uncledad said #me also forgetting what uncledad said

[ojisanoyaji]

Can you tell me what time it is? Is it Zexy o'clock?

“…”

“I don’t think that’s a real time.”

#jkjkjk it’s always zexy oclock for uncledad #real zunclezaddy hours

[daimaoryu]

wait. did mlynar actually literally raise maria himself.

#d....d........di...l...f... #more importantly. oh my god thats her dad. thats her uncledad. her daduncle #sorry i jsut. i go nuts over father-daughter dynamics in my media #esp when its someone like mlymly as the dad. girrrl. #eating glass rn

[unicornofthemidwest]

If I'm being totally honest I don't really care about Hamlet the play, but Hamlet the guy? Ooooh buddy. He is my guy. No one understands him like me. He's just like me. He's nothing like me. He's my best friend and I hate him so much. I love him. He's so silly but very, very sad. He's a theatre kid; he's bad at everything. His dad died. He lives on a shelf in my brain and every so often I take him down and stare at him. He's a kid, he's just a kid, he should be at school. He's a young adult and he should know better. He just lost his dad and his mom and his uncle. He left for a year and everything changed. He puts on a little play. He decides that if he's going to kill his uncledad, he's going to make it hurt. It's going to be revenge. Hamlet is in control of the narrative and he's throwing it around like a hacky sack. He makes every mistake he possibly can, just because he can. And then he dies! And then he dies. And that's it. Goodnight sweet prince. He's my guy.

#hamlet #shakespeare #hamlet and hotspur and margaret my little shakespeare guys #he's just such an absolute whatever #love him #always thinking about him

[pinbitch]

obsessed by hell having a physical reaction to sam breaking and entering in s8. he showed up like “so you’re gonna look like somewhere i can easily break my mean uncledad out of” and hell was like “OKAY DADDY” and became that weird and kinda naff dnd campaign. for the first time hell had its rightful boyking inside its walls, outside of the confines of the cage. if it started to adapt itself to sam’s idea of hell (shaped by the cage so even more warped and twisted and terrifying than usual, even for demons), wouldn’t it make sense that crowley would *have* to respond? wouldn’t it make sense that he spends so much time outside of hell after that point? it threatens his power it doesn’t accept him it hurts to exist down there and sam is still continuing with the trials to lock him in hell forever. of course he’s gonna go nuclear and attack everyone sam and dean ever saved. he’s desperate

#supernatural #sam winchester #crowley #supernatural meta #hell as a living entity my beloved #i just think sam strolling into hell should have had consequences #would have been real sexy if as soon as gadreel was expelled sam started hearing the call of hell #would have also been sexy if we weren’t sure if sam could get moc!dean to stop because he was his collette or his king #the answer is of course that he’s both but still #dean looking to sam for his morality while he has the mark #and sam knows it’s not cause dean trusts him like he so desperately wants #but because he’s his king #sam in the wake of gadreel using his powers to command dean as a kind of revenge…….. #MAKE THEM WORSE MAKE THEM WORSE MAKE THEM WORSE

[banyanas]

early wip weds since tomorrow i’ll be super busy so! GRIME UNCLEDAD MOMENTS. love being able to write him more again

#the comedy is heavy handed but i’m still getting in the groove of things again #amphibia #bañana post

[mimicmew]

Drawing request. Violet and Henry. Multidimensional found family

A family can be a criminal mastermind uncledad and a purple teenager with wings from another dimension

#this appeals to me and you only LKJHJKUGYJFUT #this is a crossover thing we've been talking about for DAYS. worst group of sticks ever #<333 #mew drew #henry stickmin #purple avm #its the spiderman thinking meme btw

[smarti-at-smogwarts]

For the moodboard asks: 💗 for Theo & Cassie, please?

💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life

Cassie_ let's talk about how much I love that Cassie's uncledad is a plant dad we love Neville in this house.

Theo_ Theo may hate her mother but she was stil shaped by her in ways she even doesn't realize.

 moodboard meme

#my mc #hphl #hphm #marti beatrice venturi #theo abott #my answers #thank you for sending them!

[tsushimanoonryo]

Watching Daisuke’s stream from yesterday. He was talking about something that was originally in Ghost of Tsushima, but later got cut and I guess now I have a new headcanon. Under the cut because it’s kind of a bummer.

The deep, ugly scar on Jin’s left cheek? Yeah, his father did that to him. :/

Might write a drabble about it later to work it into the verse. But fucken yikes. Just when I thought I couldn’t hate Kazumasa Sakai any more. Uncledad sucks, but he at least never did that.

#headcanon #canon sort of? #abuse cw #parental abuse cw

[kiseiakhun]

do I have to be horny. I can be horny with this.

#kyle's evil uncledad sending him to mob boss jason as an offering #funny scenario: they immediately get into an argument #sexy scenario: 😏

[godadorgohome]

Two fun facts

At any point in time I absolutely creeped the hell out by Javier Bardem. He scares the shit out of me.

If anime characters could be considered daddy. Roronoa Zoro post time skip is a whole daddy.

Also hi I’m glad you’re back. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

LMAO LEGIT Javier Bardem didn't freak me out until Skyfall, but I absolutely get it. The difference between kind soft uncledad and CREEPMAN SUPREME is literally just camera angle and whether or not he's smiling lmao (photos not included bc I don't want to freak you out <3

The Dadzone welcomes all kinds of animated and fictional dads, and this guy definitely has the badass scar game down PAT

#asks #historianwithaheart #one piece #roronoa zoro #javier bardem #glad to be back <3 <3 <3