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foolsocracy · 10 days
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I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious
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whipped this one up just for u anon
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stinkrascal · 6 months
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mirilen's dream guardian...........
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bobzora · 2 years
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hes definitely alive by the way. to me. to me he's alive at the end. if you care.
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twilightarcade · 23 days
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I will say I wish I became a nurse
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iknowitwontwork · 8 months
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What do they do with Jeremiah in S3 to make B0nrad work?
ummmmmmmmmmmm ok so (SPOILERS FOR TSITP BOOK 3 BELOW THE CUT)
they make him cheat on belly technically? like they were on a break when he slept with someone else and then he proposes to her it's all a little fuzzy i listened to the audiobook more than a year ago lol but yeah they ruin his character (and yk even then he's still better than conrad💀 and also conrad is SM more toxic in the books if that is even possible-)
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chromes-corner · 2 years
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Hey it's me >:] for the character bingo thingie, can, can you try it with Affogato and Clotted Cream? if you can ofc!!, generally I need to know abt ppl's opinions on those sly bastards <3
-Mid
More brainrotting 😌😌 ah my sweet sweet catharsis 💕
Affogato up first!
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I. Love. Affogato. I fucking LOVE HIM YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!! Like he’s so conniving and sneaky that it’s lowkey comical and that’s such a FUN CHARACTER TRAIT. i just think affogatos a silly funny guy and he should be allowed to do whatever he wants <3
i marked wasted potential because i know damn well that hes never gonna be relevant to the story ever again and god that upsets me so deeply. like i said up there affogato is just FUN. i love the way he talks and how he enunciates everything to sound as evil as possible. i want him to read me bedtime stories about murder and betrayal. 
god i want to know more about his upbringing, because what we do know is SO INTERESTING AND GODDDDD IT MAKES CACAO OUT TO BE SUCH A SHIT KING AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! like i can ONLY assume that it was because of cacao’s shitass kinglyness that affogato became the way he is. maybe this is just me making long winded headcanons about things, but in my eyes, because cacao was so focused on defenses and such, he neglected the other tribes of the kingdom which eventually led them to ruin. affogato grew up with NOTHING, poor as dirt along with every other coffee tribe denizen, thus leading him on this epic mission for revenge and regicide. oh what a guy. you go boo <3
for the love of god i want more on affogato. hes so funny but hes also kinda tragic oh what a little guy... i want him to eat out of my hand and then tell me im filth beneath his shoe.............
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ummmmmmmmmmmm i dont like clotted cream. yeah erm uh sorry.
ok actually its kinda weird. i have a really strong love-hate relationship with clotted cream. i like him BECAUSE i dislike him so much. i want to step on this twink. i want to wreck his shit and punch him in the face. hes a stupid manipulative politician (i said the same word twice there) and i want him to lovingly fall into a pit of spikes.
that being said, I LIKE SEEING HOW HE INTERACTS WITH OTHERS!!!!! like by himself hes a shithead and i want him to take a nap forever, but when hes actively putting on the charms to manipulate other people??? fuck yeah honestly give that to me. he has really good fucking writing and i appreciate that the story is making me hate him. like go off bro convince those old geezers to give their weapons of mass destruction to you. 
and i cant mention clotted cream without screaming about his design. HES SO DUMB LOOKING. HE LOOKS LIKE SOME GUY. SOME FUCKIN SCHMO!!!!!!!!!! if someone didnt look closely they wouldnt even know hes supposed to be a food!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no anime boys in my pastry game thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i put a question mark over the deeper than they seem question because we still dont know everything about the guy yet. who knows. maybe therell be a twist in these next few story updates that make me love him. maybe ill fall deeper into my pit of hatred. im excited to see the outcome nonetheless.
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incarnateirony · 8 months
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Doo dooo doo doo doo, manamana doo doodoo doo, manamana--
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o/~ and aint no cops can say shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i love legal growing and doing skilled trades
Top section is the grow that's being forced into a 90 day grow (at about day 64), because Mark has none listening skills and made a bunch of promises in my name. Bottom section is the bumper wave gonna rotate in after them in a few weeks (4.5 weeks, rotation point 7 weeks)
Recently, a friend of mine that is None Mark reached out like, hey, I have a friend that runs a professional dispensary now that kinda started with a bin and some mylar and with no intention to micromanage you, would you mind giving me some pics and details to see if he has any advice minding your limited setup? So I sent this huge ass thing, top to bottom, and he was like. damn ok I'll ask him but you seem to know what ur talking about.
Then came back like. Um. Um what? Well. When I said how old your plants were, he was like "so they're like" and made a little gesture like 18 inches. And I was like ummmmmmmmmmmm some of the small ones maybe? The others are like up to a foot more than that. And then they were sitting together reading what I was saying like. You started with TIMBERLINE you treated? When I did that in landscaping that was fill dirt where we didn't need anything to grow. You had WOT lighting to start? MOTHERFUCKER HOWWWWWWWWWWWW "What do you MEAN your partner expected an 85 day grow what he wants is a 6 month venture but--OOF OKAY NEVERMIND YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT AT 4"
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Meanwhile Mark goes all dramatic "I'M GOING ON THE TIMELINE YOU TOLD ME" No, you're going on the only part of the timeline you heard, then subtracted from "YOU TOLD ME 3 TO 3 1/2 MONTHS" Yes, Mark, say that again, but slowly. "3 to 3 1/2 months?" Ok mark how many days are in a month. "30. About. 31." "OK. So in 3 months." "About 90. 91." "Okay, great! Now how many in 3 1/2." "+15, so like... 105, 106." Great, Mark! Now when I gave you 3 to 3 1/2 months as a timeline, how big did I tell you I could get the plants in that time. "Um, about 3 feet." GREAT! EXCELLENT.
Ok Mark, here's the hard one. The seller sites say their average yield is based on square meters. How many square feet do you think are in a square meter?" "Um, idk--" "About ten, a little more, but we'll say ten." "Ok. ten." Right, Mark. Now if my strains were 1.5-2 feet wide, and 3 feet tall, how many square feet is that?" Um, like six. Great. Okay. Now we're talking. Now do you remember what I said happens to a plant during bloom? "Um, they usually about double in size." Right. So a plant that is 1 1/2 feet pre-bloom becomes about 3 feet, right? "Right." Okay. And bloom on most strains takes how long mark? "Um... 6-8 weeks?" ...Ish. Varies, but good eye, thats what I aim for and most of my strains do, ok Mark we're on track, now stay focused.
"You don't have to be patronizing" no apparently I do, so hold on here. Now, because I haven't had a choice, these got flipped so they will, indeed, be about 90 days. Now, how big were they before they got flipped, aka, before they doubled. "Um idk" Okay, well I was sending reports about this. The highest performers were about 2.5 feet and the lower performers were about 1.5 feet. We'll say average 2 feet since it's 3 strains to simplify. Are we tracking? "Yeah--" Ok. So if the plants average double in size, and they were two feet, what's twice that? "Four." Okay great. So is four bigger than 3? Yeah? Okay. Great. So did I do even more than I said at 90 days? "Yeah, but-" no buts, no buts Mark, we're not done here wait a second.
Okay. So 90 to 105 days, right? Yeah. Okay. Now, my plants were about 6 weeks and some change when I flipped them. And you know even if I play with the lights to expect 6 weeks right? That's 12 weeks, right? "Yeah?" okay. So now, if they end up 1.5-2 x 4 on average, what is that? Um, about 6-8 square feet? RIGHT. Excellent, now we're talking, but lets dig here. So if 2 weeks of the plant life it is a seedling, the vegetation stage on this plant went how long. 4 weeks. Great. Alright, now we're cooking "what are you getting at."
Remember when I said. And you had initially agreed. I wanted to give them another 1-2 weeks, even if that carried us a few days into October? Yeah. Ok. So how many days are in 2 weeks. 14. Is 90+14 under 105? Yes. Oh. Neat. Okay so if they were growing average half a foot at this stage in life per week, how big does a 2 foot plant get? 3 ? Great. And then when it stretches? 6? Great! Okay so we do that 2x width again, for real all 2x cuz they got fatter those weeks too. What is 6 x 2? 12? Great. Square feet. Is that a square meter? "Yes." Okay. So you're saying, not only did I excel past my general parameters, but I would have exceeded the square meter canopy for the pound a plant you wanted? "Ummm--"
like nono, no ums. Now, what day of what month would be 90 days "I don't know." I marked this on a calendar in the chat, mark. It would be September 25th, so I said "september 20-something" for harvest *at earliest*, with the little calendar floating there. But then, we discussed the extra weeks, and knew it would go a few weeks into October, and discussed the financial balances, do you remember that? "Ummmmmmmmm" okay. I guess you don't, for some reason, which is weird from accounting, or whatever. But even if you forgot Sept 25 on the nose, you have to remember us working around payments and rents while moving and the plants not being able to move well right now. "Right." Okay, so if +1-2 weeks put us 1-2 weeks into October, where does "September 20th" come into your head as even viable as 90 days? Uhh--- right, in nonsense land, mark. It's nonsense land. It's a timeline you told yourself by not listening at all, and forced me to drop these plants early, and they're going to function at 6 sq ft, not 10-12, and what do you think that does to your precious Average Yield?
"But you said-" 12-14 weeks for 3 foot plants, which was exceeded, *and* bent into the availability of achieving the sq meter canopy at 14 weeks, mark. Instead, you tried to push me to 11 weeks because of your failure to meet other expectations and promises in my name. Which of us broke any deals or expectations in that case? [crickets] Yeah, there you go, Mark, now you're getting it. So September 20th for a pound per plant happens in what universe, mark? [more crickets] Yeah there you go I see it registering now. See, mister Accounting Man? [jazz hands] MATH.
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oreotoreads · 2 years
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I AM FINALLY HERE AND HERE IS MY ESSAY COMMENT
it was impossible for him to leave you alone like this, he would never do that to his favorite girl, no matter what happened between them, he was going to give her what she needs before he leaves. 
AM I PREPARED?! FAVORITE GIRL!? lord help me
 his breath fanned under your ear before he talked. “what if i show you instead?” 
SHOW ME RN! because i need to be loved thanks
seeing the stars in his eyes as he patted your hip in an assuring way,
ummmmmmmmmmmm excuse me, ORI!? teach me how to write pretty like this <3
“love is, you.” he whispered
okay where are my tissues because wtf man? i was getting dicked down and now im crying okurr okurr
his strong hands snaked around your waist, he kissed your neck a million times and your nose and your lips he loved so much.
NAH NAH NAH NAH NOT ME KIDNAPPING HIM AND MAKING HIS STUPID ASS STAY
you finally opened your eyes, they met with his chocolate hues that sparkled under the sunlight as he stared back at you with warmth and adoration. 
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SHUT UP, ORI. SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP OMFG
you tugged at my heart strings and played with my feels and then the beautiful ending omg let me cry
im such a softie for giving them a happy ending 😭😭 originally he was going to left and it was going to end like that lmao. i couldn’t do it 🥹. ahhh genie thank you for reading love💗💗💗 ilysm🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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capricores · 4 years
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strong mars-ascendant conjunctions (essentially, mars-ascendant in the same sign. but degrees play a role: search up conjunction aspects for more info!) between two individuals can cause an immense, intense physical (often sexual) attraction to someone; regardless of whether or not you even like them or if they’re your usual “type”.  oftentimes the attraction can even be confusing, you may look at them and think “i shouldn’t be attracted to them/i’m not attracted to them”, yet you still feel this magnetism towards them and seem to be super drawn to them/can’t get enough of them. this point is most common for the ascendant individual; however; the mars individual usually finds the ascendant person completely enticing in all aspects, and has no confusion about it. again, the mars person will tend to experience the heaviest of the attraction, as the ascendant individual seems to physically embody everything that “turns them on”. however, it’s possible the ascendant individual will feel this way as well, i would say it’s very dependent on other mars aspects, and likely sun aspects too.
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princenoctisaf · 5 years
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mego42 · 3 years
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Hey! I know the survey is coming, but I’m still so confused about the order of the scenes for the car/bank bit. Since you think the “choice” one happened before they go in (right? I don’t remember which one you thought it was) either way, do you mind laying out how *you* think the order of events were?
AH YOU MEAN THE EMPIRICALLY CORRECT ORDER (hahahahaha no i’m jk, @foxmagpie​’s argument is extremely compelling)
that said, here’s the order i think it happened in:
1. the first car scene, beth going to get out of the car and rio asking if she’s really going to do this. 
2. the final car scene where beth tells him she feels like she has no choice and he tells her now she does
3. they go into the bank
4. they get pulled over
(if you’re new to the debate, @foxmagpie​’s order is 1, 3, 4, 2 which i can see mostly bc rio is a dramatique heaux who makes stupid ass choices around beth for the theatrics of it all)
rambling support for my reasoning under the cut.
i think it’s the above, though, for a couple of reasons:
1) i def think he calls her out pre-bank. first off, why else is beth taking off her seatbelt? they’re about to go in and do the thing. 
he’s known what’s up the whole ep (he literally handed her the pelican brief, one of the books the wire was behind, in the opening scene) and has been more or less sitting back with popcorn watching to see how far she’s really gonna go with it. he’s also been like, p blatantly telegraphing that to her too and getting increasingly more annoyed and incredulous the further she takes it. he doesn't need her to prove she’s committed to this charade bc she has time and time again throughout the ep and i think he’s p pissed off (and hurt, tbh) over it and he snaps.
2) once snapped, i personally think it would be especially stupid to go into the bank with her knowing she knows he knows (this is so deliciously convoluted) without some kind of indication she’s not going to quadruple cross someone (if the double-cross is betraying him, the triple cross is betraying the secret service, so betraying him again would be quadruple right? whatever this math checks out)
but again, to megan’s point, rio loves his theatrics. i wouldn’t disbelieve him being like GOT YOU, then making her go in while she’s losing her whole ass entire mind like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN THOUGH and not letting her off the hook until after.
3) but also the music. like. the music. 
4) rio looks so SMUG in the bank which, to megan’s point, could 1000000% believably be the fun of playing the secret service but i think there’s too much on the line with him and beth for him to be that complacent with it up in the air
5) beth’s whole MO in the bank, v subdued, v follow his lead. i’m sorry does that sound like a panicked and scrambling beth to you? that sounds like a beth who’s been (temporarily) defeated and is licking her wounds before figuring out her next move (bc like, for as much as i love her choosing him, that was obvs the only choice actually on the table when he’s LITERALLY IN THE CAR WITH HER and while i do think she actually is slow-mo choosing rio across a multi-ep arc that is almost certainly going to not last and end poorly, i don’t think it’s going to be straightforward and that quadruple cross is def coming up soon)
6) as for why beth looks so sketch in the pull over scene, while i do think rio made her pick pre-bank, i don’t think he told her what the whole scheme was. i don’t think. she had any clue what was in that bag and i lowkey think a part of her was p convinced the gun with her prints was in it and there was a good chance she was about to get arrested. (but the fingerprint! counterpoint: if you were beth and you’d seen rio wiggle out of everything he has, would you be 100% sure he wouldn’t say fuck it and try to wiggle out of that too?)
7) no but like seriously the music
8) also the matchy matchy crime marrieds shot that i’m apparently going to work into every post from here to eternity 
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it’s called visual storytelling okay. it means stuff. obvs open to interpretation stuff or i wouldn’t be sitting here arguing for my interpretation against megan’s but it’s still a puzzle piece.
8) ummmmmmmmmmmm i think that’s all i’ve got. there might’ve been another thing but i’ve forgotten it
9) OH WAIT NO I REMEMBER the show. has an established history of chopping scenes up, pulling out key pieces of them and then circling back after the fact to recontextualize everything that’s happened since (201, 204, 213, etc etc or maybe that’s it? that’s all my brain’s coughing up rn) so it would not be out of character to save the end of the first scene for the end of the show to bookend everything that’s happened in between
10) okay that’s all for real kthxbye
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randomslasher · 4 years
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Top 5 animal crossing villagers?
Ok so I don’t play animal crossing so I’m gonna try just naming five that I’ve heard of floating around tumblr. 
1) Tom Nook (I know him! He is either a really nice raccoon or a mob boss, I’m still not 100% sure, but I know you basically owe him your life in bells for some reason)
2) Is...isa...bella? dog? maybe?
3) Blathers???? Owl who doesn’t like bugs I think??? museum owl??? related to the duolingo owl?????
4) Ok I don’t know his name but there’s some lil’ dude who’s all about like lifting weights, like he’s a total bro but he’s nice, but like I’m 90% sure he lifts. I think he’s a bunny? maybe? 
5) Ummmmmmmmmmmm that’s all I got I can’t think of anymore. I feel like maybe there’s a pig. with like a mustache or something.
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pkanerr · 4 years
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Yeah that oscar nom you asked about in your tags (the 1988 pic) is for a French Canadian film!! It's set in London with a guy who speaks French (it's his POV) and his American love interest, who doesn't understand him. The first third is the French Canadian guy randomly running into the American guy, the second third is them trying to understand each other, and then they get on the same page so the final third is them being in love regardless of the language barrier cos sex also works :3
ummmmmmmmmmmm wrITE ME THE FIC ANON OR I WILL !!
oh please now i must indulge myself in the possibilities.. ..
based on this photo:
Patrick has moments—infinite, endless moments—where he wishes Jonny’s mouth would open and words he could make sense of would come spilling out. Words that he could watch form on Jonny’s tongue, dancing around on his lips—but—Patrick would never hear them anyway, because staring at that mouth, those lips, for too long leads down a path where words aren’t needed.
Because, that’s what they are. Who they are. Maybe Patrick doesn’t need the words. Jonny speaks a language he cannot understand but he’s never doubted what Jonny’s truly saying. Because he can take Patrick apart with his tongue, without saying a word, and maybe—maybe that’s enough. 
Patrick knows his smile, his laugh; the way his eyes will crinkle at the corners and his teeth will sink into his bottom lip. He knows the flush of red that will creep down Jonny’s neck when he’s angry, the hard set of his jaw that will loosen when Patrick’s fingers run across it. 
Moments. Small. Infinite and endless, where Patrick will never need to hear Jonny to understand him. 
And when Jonny says, ‘je t'aime’ … yeah, Patrick thinks he can make sense of that and what that means, too. 
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thelazybloodfox · 4 years
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Au: BloodTale
Name: Bloody
Looks: scoundrel sans in knee-high boots
Personality: shitty, cusses every second he gets, two faced, pun master
Function: has to kill "FRISK" 3 times
Death by bat
Death by Joy buzzer
Death by poison gas whoopee cushion in the hand
Likes
His bat
Puns
Cussing
Relationships
Fox~Chan (???) Spoiler
Star~Chan (???) Spoiler
Undyne (Friend)
Alphys (Friend)
Rosesenta (???) Spoiler
Chara (ummmmmmmmmmmm)
Mk (who?)
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mewtonian-physics · 5 years
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hunterxhunter, neon genesis evangelion, death note, fullmetal alchemist, uhh (spins wheel) the devil is a part timer
i’ll go in reverse order lol. we’ll start with devil is a part timer
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation | ???
fav characters: least fav characters:fav relationship:fav moment:headcanons/theories:unpopular opinion: how’d you find it: [sigh] my brother watched it and he said it’s goodrandom thoughts: the wackiest premise ever
fullmetal alchemist:
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation
fav characters: I like Ling Yao!least fav characters: Ummm… I don’t like that priest dude. Father Cornello?fav relationship: greed and ling’s entire existence is funnyfav moment: haven’t actually watched the show~ but i do love that scene where Ling is like ‘i don’t speak your language bye’headcanons/theories: Uhhhhhhhh idk. I bet one of the big-shot dudes is evil. I know there was a genocide so it’s hard to believe that there isn’t at least ONE bad guy in there.unpopular opinion: scar did nothing wrong. i, i hope. how’d you find it: it’s famous. so… yeahrandom thoughts: i still can’t believe ling is fifteen. wtf.
Death Note:
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation
fav characters: L, Mello, Mikamileast fav characters: Higuchi, Demegawa… not huge on Takada tbhfav relationship: they may not have gotten much screentime but whether it’s romantic or platonic, i’m addicted to mello and mattfav moment: Lind L. Tailor!!!!!!!!headcanons/theories: 
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unpopular opinion: the ryuzaki persona theory is bullshit and whoever came up with it can catch these handshow’d you find it: I don’t even remember at this point! XDrandom thoughts: i actually don’t hate near anymore… i think i know why but i’m not sure anyone else would get it rip
neon genesis evangelion was already answered!
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y’all know what i’m about huh XD
haven’t heard of it | absolutely never watching | might watch | currently watching(for like the third time) | dropped | hated it | meh | a positive okay | liked it | liked it a lot! | loved it | a favorite
don’t watch period | drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes | give it a go, could be your thing | 5 star recommendation
fav characters: Kurapika, Killua, Alluka, Melody, Neferpitouleast fav characters: ILLUMI. BITCH-ASS PINCUSHION MAN. FIGHT ME. i’ll tear out your shriveled up little heart and feed it to my cat.
also hisoka, chrollo, palm, and tserriednich, with varying levels of hatefav relationship: sorry what was the question? i didn’t hear you i was thinking about leopikafav moment: all of episode 47. ALL OF IT.headcanons/theories: [coughs] i have… some theories, yes. not all good ones though. uhhhhhhhh headcanons let’s seeeeeeeee. i fully subscribe to fess @werewolfsona‘s ‘kurapika is autistic’ theory. im SO there for that. melody as well. ummmmmmmmmmmm what’s another good one. oh! i think pouf played violin in his pre-ant life. he may not remember it specifically but it’s stuck with him on a subconscious level, which is why he can play it w/o any learning.unpopular opinion: NONE OF THE BASTARDS ARE HOT. literally it’s just… it’s just not a thing so like shut UP weirdos. especially don’t tell me illumi is beautiful. i’ll kick your asshow’d you find it: a friend introduced me to it! i’d never even heard of it before that :0 random thoughts: i still want mizaistom’s job. fuck you, furry. give me your fucking job.
Thank you(also thank you @woble and @dairymold) XD
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impr0bablyhighrn · 6 years
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I was sniffing around ya boys tag today and noticed that Bass is short for Sebastian and also that his mother is named Isabella and I know it's a stretch but is he latino or Spanish or anything? To be honest I would die for him and that would just make me love him more.
Ummmmmmmmmmmm 1) Thanks for checking out my bby’s tag!!! 💕 2) Bass would hate anyone dying for him! Don’t let him catch you saying that. 3) To answer your question, his maternal grandparents were Colombian. Though, he didn’t know that side of his family very well because his dad was an asshole…and he doesn’t really identify with them for that reason. Sebastian is a name from his paternal side, though…same as his dad and grandfather. I should spend a little time writing out his early life. Thanks anon!
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