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brokenyellowcrayons · 2 years

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I’m having this weird realization that many years ago, when my dad and I where at the bronx zoo in the middle of february, and uma thurman came up to us with her children to ask how to get to the gorilla exhibit... that little girl was maya hawke...

#like i know that #maya hawke #is uma thurman and ethan hawke's child #and i knew very well that i met uma thurman and her children at the zoo when i was in high school #and yet somehow #those things never connected #its obviously because of #stranger things #but still she has been on that for a while now #my brain just decided now was the time for me to know this #weird #personal #text post #also dont ask why we were at the zoo in february #its a great time to go #there are no people #and the animals are all still there #uma gets it

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qqchurch · 3 months

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#qq posts #twitter things #im fucked up because himmel forever not getting any is a good thing in my books 👍#its not gonna stop fanworks just like the uma musume thing but itll clamp down on monetized ones iirc

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fukinkitty · 8 months

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#el condor pasa #grass wonder #elgrass #uma musume #uma musume pretty derby #i love tjem #this is the first time ive drawn either of them #i need to get the stocks up

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humaforever · 4 days

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Jay: Wait a damn minute... Why are they touching hands like that?

#idk his face gets me every time #he's looking at them like “what are y'all doing?”#“Is huma official?”#jay descendants #harry hook #uma descendants #huma

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lsleofthelost · 4 months

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descendants tweets [31/?] miscellaneous

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descendantofthesparrow · 4 months

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Remember when the Audrey villain leaks came out and then we saw the offical c4 and s3 outfit reveals and saw the c4 on the isle and the s3 in an auradon forest and we all thought there had been some sort of time spell where Audrey twisted time and instead of the c4 coming to Auradon it was the s3 so Audrey stayed with Ben and there was a whole adventue to fix the timeline? no? just me? okay

#i remember the theories they were so interesting #like how dr. Facilier ran an underground motorrace and the vks had to race to get the key to Hades lair #and we all thought Harry and Gil had dyed their hair blue becuase that reveal photo of the s3 looked so odd for Harry's hair lighting and i #looked blue #and we all thought Audrey had gone to a wishing well like in ouat and had cast a time spell and the vks had to work together to get their #timeline back #Uma #Mal and Audrey and Hades are the only ones who remember the last timeline #aka demi-gods #person who cast the spell #and god #and Mal goes to see Hades and confronts him cuz hes a god and might know where cronos sundial is so she can get her timeline back #but she also notices alto of the isle is-way better than what she and her friends had done?? theres fresh food-no one is wearing ratty old #clothes that were trash from auradon #the air is better #and theres no propagana pictures #Mal asks-not so descretly-what happened and Hades just goes 'uma.'#Uma made it her whole ass mission to make the isle a better place in gernal becuase even if they're steadely getting kids off-its still a #really bad place and-ya know-HUMAN RIGHTS #Ben is very supportive and the isle becomes less an inhumane prison and more just a isle of solitude where the villains live without magic #the barrier was edited personally by FG and Uma to allow fresh air and water in and out of the isle becuase it was really fucked up that #once ANYTHING gets in it cant go out so the isle waters were really really poluted and bad and FG was like- "how did i not know it was this #bad!?“ and uma is just like ”....really?“#anyway i have feelings about the fandoms old theories about d3 #anyway Mal goes through teh deliema of either going back to her timeline where the isle is still really bad but shes happy or #stay in the timeline where the isle is much better but she's still stuck and not with Ben/becoming queen #so she has the same choice in this alt timeine that she gets in d3 but its much more-just on her-becuase she knows Uma wont twist back #the timeline-shes happy #Harry and Gil are happy-lots of kids are already off the isle #and Ben looks happy too...hopefully

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flairfiend · 4 months

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Got bored, hatched a pretty mid combo (Sunshine/Hunter/Sapphire) then I slapped stain on her and I'm in love

#scries #ONE OF THOSE CASES WHERE BASIC LOOKS BEST #fr skydancer #i love her your honor and im super excited to get my copy of that uma #stained is here to save weird color combos and make you a blorbo

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cxhleel108 · 6 months

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S7 Thots for this week: I’ve had enough…

• Here go this bitch🙄🙄🙄

• The new bed outfits were kinda meh but that purple and gold number was cuuuuuute.

• Lame ass sex scene on the daybeds yayyyy.

• Yes Willow we had a VERY nice evening. Did you have fun with the “him-shaped space” in your bed?😁

• Aw Bonnie and Vicky are sad that I made love with Bryson? That’s awful, I really don’t give a fuck tho.

• Snog, Marry, Pie day is here😍😍😍

• Oh don’t worry bitch I got somebody in mind too!

• Daphne immediately going to snog Evan like she’s so real I’m sorry.

• The fact we get to dodge the pie getting thrown at us LMAOOOOO Willow you’re never gonna win bookie.

• The fact everyone wants to marry Tanya (my MC for clarification) oooohhh she’s mother!

• Bryson you really coulda just snogged me babe but Imma look past it cuz you still made sure to put a ring on it😁

• Willow I know YOU of all people are not tryna call ME predictable.

•🫵🏽🤣

• Not Rafael coming to kiss us??? Sorry Daph🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

• Why I actually got upset cuz he ain’t choose us?

• Oh ok nvm I’m good now🤭

• 🫵🏽🤣

• Why did Vicky emphasize that she had to tell us stuff about our LI and the other boys and then we proceeded to pay 29 gems just for her to not tell us anything about our LI…Fusebox somebody is gon sue y’all niggas one day while y’all keep playing.

• BYE WILLOW!

• Oh Bryson you are so shady for saying last to come should be the first to go, aka Vicky and Travis needa pack they mf bags. I’ve taught him so well🤩

• I don’t wanna go talk to these people about “where their heads are at” I DON'T CAREEE.

• Evan asking me who I think the most annoying couple is omg? Why are y’all so messssyyyyy??? (I love it)

• Oh that's cool, we really don't give a fuck tho!

• Oop it's date time so you know what that means girlies...outfit reviews🤩🤩🤩

• Don't get me wrong these are both cute but there are certain details on both of the tops that's fucking them up.

• The date was cute. Not much else to comment on.

• OH-

• I'm crying how #Raphne get destroyed just after they was pledging to leave the villa for each other😭😭😭

• Honestly real asf.

• Ok my whole thing is...Uma...If y'all just made up and had a wonderful lil freak session then why after a very small, I mean MINISCULE, disagreement about not talking so quickly about the future are you gonna just go out and try to make a move on another bitch's man? Niece I can only keep defending you for so long like...

• But at the same time Alex lowkey deserve it cuz he pissing me off with all this hypocritical whiny ass lil baby shit.

• Omg Bryson finna ask us to be his girlfriend soon oooo #Raphne watch out cuz #Tyson is gonna take your spot😘

• LIKE WHAT IS SHE BABBLING ABOUT???????

• Uma you may be immature and a lil slow at times but you still a real ass bitch, I can't hate you💯

• Outfit time again🤩

• Omg omg omg these both eat thank god I was so scared.

• Don’t say what I think you're about to say...

• Oh ok you did it anyway lol🙂

• Willow if you know what's good for you, you will keep your mouth SHUT!

• So Willow gets to stay and now Evan's gone...ok.

• So what I'm gathering from this confession about Raf (I literally couldn't be any less shocked) is that every man that has met Tanya in here has wanted her...she's literally queen of the villa like all you hoes are peasants at this point🤣🤣🤣

• GIRL DON'T CLOCK JAKE WILSON LIKE THAT-

• Willow...don't get fucked up😄

• Willow...don't. get. fucked. UP.

• ...

#im about to beat this bitch up #also why did two people get dumped and not two couples tf?#litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg season 7 #litg stick or twist #litg mc #litg bryson #litg willow #litg uma #litg bonnie #litg vicky #litg evan #litg rafael #litg daphne #litg alex #litg travis #litg joyo

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jennrypan · 17 days

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I need Harry reacting to Umas outfit like a depraved fangirl.

Like I need him on his knees, sobbing about how beautiful his captain in. I need it now--

#uma descendants #j.p speaks #if we dont get huma interactions. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE 4TH MOVIE?!#descedants #dont make me sit through that shit for nothing.#huma #uma looks too fine to not have her first mate thirsting over her

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namnomm23 · 1 month

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tender kisses

#hai i return w more horses #tanino gimlet #symboli kris s #kurigim #i like to think gims the type to get rlly flustered over soft tender acts like this #they’re rlly straightforward ppl but kris’ even more so n that throws him off sometimes #she’s holding his eyepatch :3 #istg if the quality’s butchered i’m gonna lose it #uma musume #myart #uma musume pretty derby #ウマ娘

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watmalik · 12 days

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Nick: "Uma, why are you defending him? You're not his real mother, you don't have to defend him."

I'm afraid Alex and Henry's banter never left them

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #nicholas galitzine #uma thurman #taylor zakhar perez #tzp #OMGGGGG GUYYSSS #CANT BELIEVE WE'RE GETTING A SEQUEL

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dani-luminae · 8 days

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Early D2 concept art by Thomas Zenteno, and a real interesting look at the og look for the yacht (including some of the stained glasses), Mal's original dragon design, and also Uma clearly before they cast China Anne McClain.

#disney descendants #descendants #descendants 2 #okay but this actually feels like a high-stakes battle that ben would have to break up for everyone's safety!#uma climbing on the yacht and mal getting in close like that to bite or burn her #also looks like part of the yacht is actually on fire already????

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estah · 1 year

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first day of classes! and yeah...harps is gonna have to get used to her alarm 😂

#i'm just like her fr #thankfully uma moved the alarm far away #so harps can't snooze it without getting up #😂😂😂#the sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #random legacy challenge #*harper-rose #rlcgen4

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lexihowardhoney · 9 months

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sometimes i just sit and think about that how good descendants story could be. how it could be about that not everything is black or white, that there are multiple shades of grey when it comes to morality. but then, i'm getting hit by the fact that descendants is just another classist story