We know that Summer & Daphne are canonically the shortest based on Raunchy Races.
We also know Alex is the tallest, but that Bryson disputes it, so he must be reasonably tall.
The rest of them are based off lining up the feet to be proportionate to each other, and we arrive at something that looks like this.
I'm unsure about Raf being that short, (and yes it's the old eight-pack sprite, I don't have the new one), but even so he looks wrong when he's taller. I love the idea of him being a short king.
I also am SWOONING over TALL GIRL ESTELLE Bfhejksfjdasdsjvsdalk PLEASE MAY I HAVE HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG!!!!!!!!
I accidentally told @sparxaf that Alex was canonically 6"3, but it turns out I dreamt that they had application forms. But you know what? He's 6"3 now. We have spoken (bangs mallet).
• The new bed outfits were kinda meh but that purple and gold number was cuuuuuute.
• Lame ass sex scene on the daybeds yayyyy.
• Yes Willow we had a VERY nice evening. Did you have fun with the “him-shaped space” in your bed?😁
• Aw Bonnie and Vicky are sad that I made love with Bryson? That’s awful, I really don’t give a fuck tho.
• Snog, Marry, Pie day is here😍😍😍
• Oh don’t worry bitch I got somebody in mind too!
• Daphne immediately going to snog Evan like she’s so real I’m sorry.
• The fact we get to dodge the pie getting thrown at us LMAOOOOO Willow you’re never gonna win bookie.
• The fact everyone wants to marry Tanya (my MC for clarification) oooohhh she’s mother!
• Bryson you really coulda just snogged me babe but Imma look past it cuz you still made sure to put a ring on it😁
• Willow I know YOU of all people are not tryna call ME predictable.
•🫵🏽🤣
• Not Rafael coming to kiss us??? Sorry Daph🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
• Why I actually got upset cuz he ain’t choose us?
• Oh ok nvm I’m good now🤭
• 🫵🏽🤣
• Why did Vicky emphasize that she had to tell us stuff about our LI and the other boys and then we proceeded to pay 29 gems just for her to not tell us anything about our LI…Fusebox somebody is gon sue y’all niggas one day while y’all keep playing.
• BYE WILLOW!
• Oh Bryson you are so shady for saying last to come should be the first to go, aka Vicky and Travis needa pack they mf bags. I’ve taught him so well🤩
• I don’t wanna go talk to these people about “where their heads are at” I DON'T CAREEE.
• Evan asking me who I think the most annoying couple is omg? Why are y’all so messssyyyyy??? (I love it)
• Oh that's cool, we really don't give a fuck tho!
• Oop it's date time so you know what that means girlies...outfit reviews🤩🤩🤩
• Don't get me wrong these are both cute but there are certain details on both of the tops that's fucking them up.
• The date was cute. Not much else to comment on.
• OH-
• I'm crying how #Raphne get destroyed just after they was pledging to leave the villa for each other😭😭😭
• Honestly real asf.
• Ok my whole thing is...Uma...If y'all just made up and had a wonderful lil freak session then why after a very small, I mean MINISCULE, disagreement about not talking so quickly about the future are you gonna just go out and try to make a move on another bitch's man? Niece I can only keep defending you for so long like...
• But at the same time Alex lowkey deserve it cuz he pissing me off with all this hypocritical whiny ass lil baby shit.
• Omg Bryson finna ask us to be his girlfriend soon oooo #Raphne watch out cuz #Tyson is gonna take your spot😘
• LIKE WHAT IS SHE BABBLING ABOUT???????
• Uma you may be immature and a lil slow at times but you still a real ass bitch, I can't hate you💯
• Outfit time again🤩
• Omg omg omg these both eat thank god I was so scared.
• Don’t say what I think you're about to say...
• Oh ok you did it anyway lol🙂
• Willow if you know what's good for you, you will keep your mouth SHUT!
• So Willow gets to stay and now Evan's gone...ok.
• So what I'm gathering from this confession about Raf (I literally couldn't be any less shocked) is that every man that has met Tanya in here has wanted her...she's literally queen of the villa like all you hoes are peasants at this point🤣🤣🤣
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Spoilers for Volume IV below!!
Bryson still sleeps with his childhood teddybear named Mr. Fluffington. It’s missing an eye and smells like moldy cheese.
Alex is terrified of toenails, and can’t clip his own— his mum does it for him!! Also bonus: he’s awful in bed and that’s why he moves so slow. Lol loser.
Joyo once locked a girlfriend in a dark room because he thought there was a spider in there. Spoiler alert! There was. She was also petrified.
Rafael has a loaf and a half of garlic bread as a side for every meal. Yes, you read me right! Every. Meal. He doesn’t even share! He’ll swat your hand away. Rude.
For LITG fanfic writers, I need someone to write Levi & Joyo going up against one another being interested in the same girl. Even better if they're actual rivals, like for example on different water polo teams 👀
So after watching and rewatching the first three boys, I actually like Alex the best. But here’s some thoughts on the other two, plus more…
Rafael seems young and he’s been referred to as a puppy at least twice. He’s sweet but head over for his partner already. We’ll see what he’s like when he gets to Casa but it seems like they are setting him up to be loyal.
Joyo has the best looking face imo and I like his tattoos. His traps are WAY too big, though. He’s supposed to be the coolest and seems the most open, but I don’t know. He’s a flirt which is fine, but he seems a bit like trouble to me.
I really, REALLY want to meet Cassius but I’m pretty sure Bryson is up next. It seems like he’s been involved in the most drama so far. If he’s the next sneak peek it will be interesting to see his take.
The new MC design is meh. I don’t love or hate it. I actually think the “curvy” body looks the best out of the two. I’m kinda surprised by how thin they made the other body type. They’ve had no problem making other beautifully curvy characters (Elladine, Najuma, Grace), but they cannot get it right with MC.
I can’t believe there’s only two more weeks until the new season comes out. I think it’s too soon. It feels rushed and the art so far is lacking. I can only imagine what the writing will be like. It’s a shame really because the idea of being a Casa girl is so good. I guess we’ll see.
S7 Thots for this week: Girl this is gettin messy…👀
• Starting off the volume with Willow being annoying as hell per usual😍
• “Are you bored of me already” ho even IM bored of you already like what😭😭😭
• And to clarify, yes, I will be on her ass this entire post…and probably every single one from here on out.
• Ahhhh you mad😝😝😝
• Travis is aight. Definitely a good friend character but nothing else
• Vicky is sooooooo cute omg. Definitely prefer her as a female LI than Bonnie sorry🫤
• Ohhhh to be the filling in an Evan and Vicky sandwich😵💫…
• This is so…💀💀💀
• This is the third time Willow has gotten exposed for being a thot and she still tryna act like Bryson is her husband. Girl where is your dignity at????????
• Her little evening wear ensemble is cute tho I can’t front. She ate that ONE thing!
• Now, let’s get into Excess Baggage…or more like Excess Gaggage cuz girlllll they gagged me multiple times.
• Willow getting exposed for being a ho AND a lying one at that? GAG!
• Bryson not only getting upset at her but at all the boys for not telling him this when it happened? GAG!
• Uma getting exposed for cheating on her ex and now Alex doesn’t trust her? GAG!
• Alex is a lowkey freak? GAG!
• #Raphne possible fight incoming? GAGGGGG!
• Joyo’s body count being damn near 100 people? That was not a gag like who seriously couldn’t tell that man was for the streets???
• Also I really question why Bryson’s boss sat there and listened to him and his girlfriend have sex instead of hanging up the phone immediately. Like ew???
• The yellow dress is cute so I have no notes on it, but this one…it’s literally so close to slaying but them sleeves chile. What is with them and adding ugly ass sleeves??? That was my same issue with that red star dress.
• Ok but I’m loving all the little personal scenes we get to have with our partner. So adorable😍😍😍
• And now…the recoupling…oh brother
• Well Fusebox…nobody can say y’all are anything if not consistent😕
• Vicky if after witnessing us eat each other’s mouths off multiple times during the challenge you still couldn’t tell where my head was at with him I don’t know what to tell you sis…
• At this point MC could spit in these people’s faces and call them every insult in the book and they’d still be like “wELL I ThINK mE AnD thIS gIrL havE tHe bEST CONNecTion”.
• If they pull this shit one more time I’m starting the next #LEAVEMCALONE riot
• The thought of Joyo (of ALL people) comforting Bryson while he’s just sitting there pouting is so cute but also so sad. My poor baby🥺🥺🥺
• I hope you have that same smug look on your face when he’s fucking me on the daybeds next week bitch!!!
actually Joyo "speech" for Summer was funny JAJDKAKS she was like, "yeah let's get this going shall we" and he was like "OH MY GOD WOMAN LET ME SPEAK" I think they are suited for each other idk
why on earth would bryson fumble willow to be with bonnie despite having no feelings for her??? i get that it’s supposed to be for mc if ur on a bonnie route but it makes no sense lmao…especially when joyo could’ve taken bonnie back instead of summer because let’s be real, her character is useless now that the mean girl persona has been taken over by whichever og girl that stays in the villa