#ty for making me remember how much i love him 😭😭🥺

[fatuismooches]

adding more to my last ask and in affirmation to what you said in your tags: HE DOES. kabuki loves using that combo of his so much.

if there is anything that never fails to make him smile it's the sight of yours whenever he addresses you by "dear (name)" and he just adores the reaction you give in response to it.

both his expression and smile soften at the sight of you either blushing or smiling warmly in return. bonus point for both which happens more often than not, your heart soars whilst he speaks the endearment aloud with such love; holding you close from behind as his veil shields the two of you.

he would never pass up the opportunity for anything else just so he could address you by that endearment. especially when he brightens up the beginning of your day by waking up first and already made you chazuke or some lavender melon soup.

you roused up from your peaceful slumber due to the sunlight assaulting your eyes, opening them only to be greeted with a familiar warmth being gone. it was a little strange to not see your lover first thing into the day, he never leaves bed until you woke up, and just as you were about to get up and look for him...

“oh?” ah, there he was. “morning, dear (name)!” the kabukimono exclaimed with such infectious delight, a bowl of chazuke in hand while the other held a cup of what you presumed to be water.

albeit faint due to the tiredness painting your face, a smile crept up to your lips at the endearment and at the sight of him. sitting up with a soft yawn. “good morning to you too, love.” you reciprocated the gesture, and his expression couldn't get any brighter.

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the two of you are currently making lunch, what exactly? you don't know. but whatever dish you manage to make will stick. lavender melon was the main ingredient, and much to your dismay, the quantity he added wasn't enough.

“dear (name),” he called out, you could almost hear a hint of apology in his tone as you too were occupied with the side dish. you turn your attention to him with a smile, “yes kabu, what is it?”

hearing you speak in that ever familiar soft tone reassured him a bit. “can you give me that lavender melon?” he spoke with a finger pointed towards your left side. you nod and comply, passing him said melon and abandoning your dish to help him with his.

—

a soft and content smile tugged at his lips as he listened to the soothing sound of your steady heartbeat, arms loosely wrapped around one another as you hum a quiet tune, your fingers gently combing through his hair.

for a moment, his mind traveled back to when you taught him about taking naps, his smile widening ever so slightly as the familiarity of this moment strikes a cord within him. a common occurrence really, but he'll never get tired of the warmth that washes over his hollow chest, sinking deeper into that foreign yet familiar warmth.

the last thing the puppet hears from you is a softly murmured "sweet dreams, love." but before his sleepiness got the better of him, he gently squeezed you in his embrace whilst whispering; “good night, dear (name)...”

just a short thingy. it's actually bedtime as i am writing this ( way past it actually lmao ) so apologies for how brief it is and possibly not as well written as i hoped it would.

that aside plus all and all, he adores addressing you by that endearment of his. his voice laced with nothing but boundless love for you <3

— signed, ayame.

( my asks are always so lengthy .. oops )

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THISSSSS 😭😭😭 I feel like Kabukimono uses it when you're sad too :( Because when he says it, his deep love for you is also so intensely conveyed even though it's only two simple words, it's bound to make you smile again even if it's just a little bit because he just loves you so much. (Also makes me wonder, if you two are having a disagreement or something, would pulling out the "dear [name]" make you fold? 😭) (And the veil?? i needed to admit this but i love the veil part of his outfit so much 🥺 imagine cuddling under the veil especially when it's raining and he's trying his best to keep you dry 🥺)

I love how you showed Kabukimono using the endearment at all times of the day... i think it just tends to slip out of him unconsciously far too many times but he just rolls with it!! Sometimes he doesn't even need to think about being romantic!! I don't even know what to add IT'S ALREADY SO CUTE. (I have the hc that when Kabukimono first started cooking for you he literally tried so hard, when you were out of the house he spent all day in there and when you came back he had to keep you out because it was A MESS in there ("o-oh, dear [name], why don't you go take a bath?? don't worry about me! i'll make dinner!" <- said after he tried multiple times to get the flavors to your exact likings)

STOP IT WAS AMAZINGLY WRITTEN... i love the way you write him 💗💗 I'M GONNA BE REREADING THIS!! And I'm horrifically guilty of staying up late too but go to sleep earlier okay! Or else Kuni will drag you to sleep instead >:(

#smooches talks #moots: ayame <3 #scaramouche love notes <3 #AND STOP I LOVE LENGTHY ASKS... they're so sweet and i love reading them!! #u feed my kuni brainrot like no one else #ty for making me remember how much i love him 😭😭🥺 #ngl this combo would make me fold so hard bc dear is in my top pet names and i also prefer being called by my name so i would be dead on th #floor if he or any of my favs ever called me that #can we have a counter for every time kabuki calls u that? we need to keep track #THE LAVENDER MELONS AND THE NAPS... i love those details

[f10werfae]

Baby Doctor

pairing: Husband!Dad!Henry Cavill x Doctor!Reader

summary: Fans retell the events of what’s going on in the Cavill fam, especially with two new arrivals, the twins Poppy and Lucy

Requested by @stormcloudss

- Requests are open!

Likes, Comments and Re-blogs are appreciated♥️

Henry Cavill Masterlist🌟

Full Masterlist✨

Taglist Form💫

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@/hensvavyvirl: Y/n is absolutely glowing after just having two baby cavills, just saw pap pics of Henry tying her hair up for her🫣🫣

>> @/marveldcgirl: Henrys new post about Y/n going back to work after giving birth is so emotional, he just loves her so so much

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@/pieceofmind: Poppy and Lucy are such cute names, I just can’t contain myself after Y/n announced her and Henry are moving to the UK. I REPEAT THEY ARE MOVING BACK TO THE UK. They said in an interview that they want to raise their kids where they grew up

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@/Atlasgiver: Y/n said she can’t wait to start in a new hospital, HENRY POSTED A VIDEO OF HER POSING IN HER NEW SCRUBS AND HE WAS WHISTLING AT HER 😭😭

>> @/winstonwho: I GOT DR Y/N AS MY CONSULTANT IN A&E AND SHE WAS SO SWEET AND NICE, FELT LIKE A MOTHER FIGURE

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@/poppyrose: Seeing Henry as a girl dad makes me wanna cry out of joy. When I saw pics of him tying up the twins hair into mini pigtails, while Y/n got their baby booties on😭

>> @/lizziebet: I’m pretty sure I saw them at a park in my local estate, they were on a family walk. Kid you not both Poppy and Lucy were the ones holding onto kal's leash, and he is so gentle not to pull on them. THEN HENRY AND Y/N ARE HOLDING HANDS AND SHARING KISSES WHILE BEHIND THEM OMG

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@/DChabes: Y/n and Henry on date night is the sweetest thing, bro I jus want what they have

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@/HenryCavill: Glad i’m doing life with @/Y/nCavill♥️

>> @/Y/nCavill: Baby stop tryna butter me up and go change the girls' diapers😭😭 Dinner isn’t making itself

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@/DailyTelegraph: Henry Cavill seen getting affectionate with wife Y/n Cavill by Hyde Park, babies Poppy and Lucy also in tow in prams beside them!

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@/Listjaet: I remember watching Y/n's pregnancy on her youtube channel, and now I can’t believe i’m watching her go through motherhood

>> @/bobbyjo: I still remember her video when she first found out, and she surprised Henry by giving him a rugby ball with the words “Future No.1 Daddy” sewed into it 🥺

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@/Bettieboops: According to Y/n, Henry can’t keep his hands to himself when it comes to her☠️ He’s constantly on her or annoying her whenever the girls are put down to sleep

>> @/HenryCavill: Well she never seems to complain when it’s happening so…

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@/buttercuppuckerup: I just know Poppy and Lucy have Henry wrapped round their fingers, I’ve witnessed this man build a bookshelf for his wife, I can’t imagine what he’d do for his kids

>> @/Y/nCavill: He literally bought a sewing machine and is learning how to make yarn dolls😭 Then he is adamant that their bassinets are in our room for at least two days of the week for “bonding time”

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@/truthberolled: Ok but Miss Y/n post pregnancy 🫣 That woman is fine asf, Henry care to share?

>> @/HenryCavill: No can do

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@/peppersaor: Seeing how far they’ve come as a couple genuinely makes me tear up🥺 We lit watched them from the very start too when they first announced they were dating

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@/freedi: Y/n in scrubs can step on me any day of the week, smart and beautiful?? Damn Henry got lucky

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@/luckofdirish: Just saw Henry and Y/n on the beach with their babies. Each of them had one between their legs while they played with the sand, and both of them were wearing pink suits with tiny baby bucket hats. I swear I saw Poppy try to eat sand at one point because Henry had to keep pulling his hand out of her mouth

>> @/luckofdirish: Then when Henry went into the water, EACH BABY HAD THEIR OWN SUN CHAIR, it was honestly the cutest thing. Mama Y/n and her babies chilling under the umbrella while Henry played about in the ocean. Poppy and Lucy were very much jus sipping on their juice boxes while Y/n read them a book

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@/user2586478: Omg that insta photo Y/n posted of Henry holding Poppy and Lucy’s hand against the sunset😭 Wtaf they’re such a cute family, i’m so glad they’re pretty open about their family for the most part, with us fans

>> @/dettypig: I totally get what you mean! I love how we basically get to see their family grow, without seeing the most intimate parts of their lives, because of course everyone deserves privacy. I can’t wait to see Henry building PCs for Poppy and Lucy when they’re older, Henry will be heartbroken if they’re not gamers like him🙃

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@/legend69647: Dr Y/n just took my appointment at the hospital and she’s so much more beautiful in person, pics of Henry and the girls are literally everywhere

>> @/HorridHenrietta: Don’t even. I had her as well and she was blood amazing, she was so gentle when she had to examine my broken arm and she even gave my son free stickers even though he wasn’t the patient

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@/Y/nCavill: Please can people stop trying to bombard our family home to get pics of the girls!! We are the only ones allowed to share pictures of our family and we’d appreciate if the paps respected that.

>> @/HenryCavill: I’d like to follow this by saying our girls are scared, legal action will be taken if this harassment doesn’t stop. Thank you for our fans who understand our situation♥️

>>> @/boompower: right which one of yall are attacking this poor family☠️ Don’t yall know basic respect and privacy? The girls are barely 3 and yet all they are getting is cameras shoved in their faces. Do Better.

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@/pearpotur: Seeing Henry go all protective on the red carpet over his girls is so cute. He always has one arm around his wife’s waist, Poppy on his hip and Lucy on Y/n's or the other way round♥️♥️

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Taglist Tags (Form is up there^^): @princess-paramour @stormcloudss @uwiuwi @marvelgurl @taramaria @mysticfalls01 @kebabgirl67 @fdl305 @madebylilly @dumb-fawkin-bitch @vrittivsanghavi @beck07990 @kimhtoo17 @thereisa8ella @pandaxnienke

#romance #henry cavill #henry cavill oneshot #henry cavill x reader #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill fanfiction

[jisungsspams]

embarrassing puppy jeno and making him degrade himself stop he would look so pretty crying 🥺🥺

Warning: heavy dom/sub ofc, sub!jeno and puppy!jeno <3, name calling (whore, slut and dog), degradation, jeno calls you mommy and owner (but like once), tying and overstim. Idk u overstim jeno so much he cries so Dacryphilia

Kinda mixing those two ask together just bcs <3 i hope thats okay with you @lav-nct

STOP this is toomuch 😭 he’ll be so cute all messy and crying for you to stop 😭 Jasmine.. your brain is insane thank you so much

Like I said before, he’s the most obedient sub ever, always taking what you give him and he’ll never EVER act bratty but Jeno’s biggest problem is his horniness. My man is always horny, ALWAYS horny. Like imagine One day, you come home and see him humping a pillow without asking your permision to touch himself. Grrrr im gonna cry from howmuch I love sub!jeno

Jeno overstim + tying + degrading 

Not proofread lol 

Warnings: overstim ofc, tying, degradation Sub! Jeno, puppy! Jeno, Jeno calls you mommy, maybe Switch! Jeno at the end? 

Word count: about 1.2k 

-” Do you think you can cum on more time for mommy? “ 

Jeno look at you from underneath you, his puppy eyes filled with tears. You were pumping his length with your hand at a slow pace, softly rubbing his sensitive tip earning a whimper from him, looking at him waiting for an answer. Jeno couldn’t remember how long you were sitting there, forcing orgasm over orgasm. 

He knew he deserved it because he hadn’t followed your rules and had touched himself without asking you but he didn’t know how much more time he’ll be able to keep going. 

-” Mommy… please… I’ve been- ah- a good pup…please let me touch you. “ 

He started moving his hands behind his back who were held in place by your belt. All this time you’ve been spending playing with him, his hands were tied. Not letting him touch you while you did whatever you wanted to him. 

-” Really, you want to touch mommy? Gonna have to cum one more time for that “ 

You grabbed his neck, cutting air flow ever so slightly. Everything you did to him was in the softest way possible, you knew that was what broke him. Not going fast enough and not giving him choice was what made him crazy for you. His hips jerked up in your hand involuntary, making you go a bit faster. He was already close even if his last orgasm wasn’t even that long ago, his stomach and chest covered in his previous highs and sweat. 

-” Come one puppy, mommy might even fuck you after. Wanna fill mommy up? “ 

-” Please mommy.“ he said without even really knowing what he was pleading for. 

Your voice was sweeter than usual, as if he was too dumb to understand what you were saying and honestly, he didn’t understand all of what you were saying, he was just too deep in his pleasure. Your name leaving his mouth like a chant, as if he only knew that single word. You felt proudness fill your chest as you looked at his fucked-up state. He was broken, just as you intended when you started playing with him. Your hand on his neck pressed harder and sending him over the edge, making him cum for the nth time on your hand. 

-” My pretty pup “you cooed in his ear, letting him come down from his high “Don’t dare going soft on me. You’re my fucktoy remember?” 

-” Yes, yes, I’m your slut! “He answers as quick as you asked, still feeling dizzy from his high. 

You started pumping his length again, earning breathy whimpers from him. He quickly became hard again, the idea of coming inside you making him see stars. You stopped pumping him and finally detached his hands. Jeno’s hand immediately attached to your boobs, pinching your nipples and fondling your breasts 

You let him do it but you looked at him expectedly. He knew exactly what he needed to do to get you to fuck him 

-” Please… use me how you want.” He said in a pleading tone, letting you know how bad he needed you. 

-” You’re really nothing but my stupid whore. “ 

You didn’t wait for an answer to position yourself on top of his cock and sit on it. You could never get used to the stretch he gave you but the glide was made easier by your own arousal, that was almost dripping out of you onto the sheets. You started to ride him at a very slow pace, just to infuriate him more and it worked. His hand came on your hips and slightly made you move faster. 

-” Faster please. “ 

You didn’t listen to his plea and kept your slow pace. Your hands going on his shoulder to steady yourself as if you were going to go faster but you didn’t, you just kept your slow pace, almost laughing at him from how desperate he looked at you.   

Jeno just couldn’t take it anymore. He had been such a good puppy for you and you were still being cruel to him. He had to do something about it. He grabbed your hips harder and slid his cock out of you. He easily manhandled you, flipping you head towards the bed and ass up. 

-” You played with me enough, my turn now. “ 

He said before slamming his cock back into you with no warning, earning a high-pitched moan from you. You loved it when he showed this side of him after you pushed his button too far. He trusted into you with so much force you knew you would have bruises tomorrow. His hands and your hip, pushing you even further on his cock, making you feel him so deep inside of you. 

-” Gonna let your puppy fuck you dumb? Your puppy’s gonna make you feel so good” he said while pounding unto you restlessly 

You couldn’t even reply to him from how strong his trusts were, only screaming his name like a chant. As much as he loved your dominant side, he also loved seeing you squirm under him, screaming for him to slow down. 

-” Jeno, slow down” you said breathless as he just didn’t stop with his trust, only shushing you to soothe you down, softly rubbing your hip with his hand. You felt the familiar knot forming in your stomach, you knew you wouldn’t hold up very long from how he was going on you. The only thing holding you up was Jeno hold on you as you felt your legs giving up. 

-” Don’t worry mommy, let your puppy take care of you.” The way he was still calling you mommy made you felt even closer as he wasn’t using it like before but in an even more perverted way, making you feel like a dumb whore. 

-” Puppy... I'm close...” You said making him bring his hand down to your sensitive bud, sending you over the edge, making you scream his name even louder. Seeing your state made him feel his high grow quickly, knowing he had that much effect on you so easily.  

-” Cum for me please.” He sounded almost desperate to get you to cum, caring much more about your pleasure than his at this point, his finger pressing even harder on your bud to make you come faster. Your eyes rolling to the back of your head from how good you were feeling, the knot quickly snapped due to how Jeno was making you feel. Your moans getting caught in your throat as you couldn’t even talk from how your orgasm was washing over you. Jeno rode you through it but didn’t calm down as your high came down, he just kept going, this time trying to reach his own high, making you feel extremely overstimulated. But you could still tell he was close due to how floppy his trusts were becoming 

-” You’re gonna cum for mommy?” You said in between moans making him groan. Your talking was what threw him over the edge, making him come inside of you. He kept his length inside of you until it became soft again, before finally sliding it out. He pulled out and you immediately fell on the bed, feeling exhausted. He joined you soon after, making you kiss his face softly to praise him for his good work today. 

-” Can you cume one more time for your puppy?” 

Sorry if the ending is a bit rushed, I was too fed up to write a good ending sorry 🙁 gonna rewrite it if probably 😀. 

#nct dream smut #nct smut #nct 127 smut #wayv smut #nct jeno #jeno smut #jeno hard thoughts #sub!nct #sub!jeno

[merlucide]

drunk jjk men x reader hcs

notes: (I wrote this tired so ion know how this is😬)

words: 438

characters: gojo, nanami, toji, choso

warnings: curse words, SUGGESTIVE content((mention of seggs (not nsfw))

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gojo satoru

I mean it’s cannon he’s a light weight so—

he’s definitely a talkative and emotional

drunk. Start questioning everything and

anything. Definitely starts to sing cupcakke

songs, screams it too😭. Gojo is constantly

putting on a smile and caring the weight of

the world on his shoulders. when he is drunk

he is vulnerable and honest. When he’s sober

he is constantly complimenting you, when

he’s drunk he gets even cheesier((is that even

possible?!)). Sloppy wet kisses too, he’s so

cute when he slurs “I love yours”. After all of

that he gets really sad and mopey. Asks if you

really love him, and what if he can’t do this or

that. You of course tell him you will always

love him and it’s all gonna be okay. Gojo

might not remember what happened when he

was drunk but knowing you were there when

he was vulnerable and emotional makes his

heart swell💗 (soft for him😭)

nanami kento

this dude gets drunk… like once a blue moon.

He probably has average tolerance tbh. He’s

probably the most normal drunk, he’s just a lil

slow lol. More vulnerable and honest. Will

complement you! He’ll go like “ wowww your

eyes are really-reaaally purrretttty, have you-

did you- already know that?” 🫣😍 is

compliant, will go to bed and take meds if you

ask him:3 

fushiguro toji

oh for fucks sake. He is a paaaain. I’d say he

has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, so drunk

toji is rare. Motherfucker is already cocky-

drunk toji is cocky and extra HORNY. My dude

please- I don’t wanna have seggs rn pls leave

me aloneeee 😭. Super duper handsy, legit is

leeching off of you. AND!!! Middle of nowhere

he passes out! ON TOP OF YOU!! So now

you’re slowly sinking to the floor because of

this heavy huge mfer. I recommend you just

leave him on the floor, he’ll be okay. Has the

worst hangover lol

kamo choso

((can half-curses even get drunk?)) I’m like

torn between lightweight and average

tolerance. Anywho- super talkative and

delusional too lol. He’s theorizing with the lint

roller. He’s just holding it up flaring his hands

ranting about how we live in a simulation

controlled by the government. Super

romantic too, suddenly becomes a poet- like

okay Shakespeare?!pop off 😍. Starts to get

emotional when he tells you how much he

loves you. Saying he can’t imagine his life

without and and how you make him whole.

Clingy baby🥺 sloppy cheek kisses omg. Trips

over everything too. It’s like watching a baby

take it’s first step. (( choso baby please,

please a chance pls))

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Ty for reading!

Reblogs are appreciated!

made December 18th 2023

#Choso marry me pls #I love you #pls #choso baby #Choso pls #Consider #marriage #with #me #id love #to marry #You #ugh #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #jjk x gender neutral reader #jjk x male reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jjk gojo #jujutsu gojo #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #satoru x reader #satoru x you #satoru x y/n #satoru x oc

[justalildumpling]

moots as nct members

I'm not sure if uve already done this sorry if u have/ don't want to do this

ahh i love love love moot games like this hehe ty for sending this in💗

(i’m realising that a lot of my moots that i mostly interact with are from deobiblr😭 i’ve only tagged ppl who i am certain they stan nct but if i forgot i’m sorry!! this was written at like 3am delusion)

@sungbeam - mark

miss ma’am works herself as much as sm overworks the shit out of mark lee istg😭 TAKE A BREAK MA'AM IT'S OKAY. ok besides from that, i feel like mark is universally a comfort person for everyone in the nct community and beam is literally MY comfort person, my soulmate, my best friend (yes, she's mine. no buts😤) she's so talented at what she does, an absolute sweetheart, she cares so so much about her peers and i rlly just admire her as a person outside of tumblr. i could literally write an essay about how much i love her but i'll save everyone the read😭

@jaeminvore - jaemin

chaos. the both of them. OK BUT besides from that, nics gives off like hot girl energy like jaemin. he's is like woah he's so sexy and he knows it type vibe and nics is the same! i remember first seeing her blog/works and being like girl. im such a fan (and i still am, she's fucking hilarious and amazing) i folded for nics as much as i did for jaemin fr. it's always so fun talking to nics about literally anything from plain old thirsting over korean men to throwing irl ppl off a cliff and like jaemin she makes any scenario so much more enjoyable!!

@polarisjisung - jisung

LOOKLOOKLOOK yes he is her bias BUT the amount of rizz the both of has😭 UHM HELLO ALSO BOTH MAIN DANCER ENERGY nah i folded fr😩 ok but besides that, we all know jisung is the most wholesome bean ever and I JUST WANT TO PROTECT HUA YK?? idk she's such a cool person to talk to and i feel like we just clicked from the first time we met. jisung gives off like ride or die energy and i can def say that hua is the same💗

@winterchimez - xiaojun

THIS ISNT CHEATING ISTG ITS A COINCIDENCE THAT HER BIAS HAPPENS TO BE HIM AS WELL OK????? Both ally and xiaojun are literally the biggest sweethearts and can get along with everybody!! I always thought that xiaojun would be such a great conversationalist and no joke, ally and I got along so well as soon as we met and now we're forever emotional support buddies🥹🤞

@sehunniepot - jungwoo

literal golden retriever energy, like ball of sunshine. the most sociable and friendliest person i’ve met. i literally fell in love with nikki’s personality as soon as we met just like I did for mr kim jungwoo😔😔 I just feel like if I were to be in a room with her, she would be the lighting everyone up like idk how to describe it. She’s just someone that I feel like everyone couldn’t help but adore.

@jaehunnyy - taeyong

I LOVE THESE TWO PPL SO MUCH ALSNFOAFEI ok. i've calmed down. but fr tho like u CANNOT hate both taeyong and chip. LIKE she's literally a beam of positivity and she cares so much for her peers and always checks up on everyone when she can🥺 our bubu is a great leader and residential cutie and i feel like chip fits that to a tea

@wuahae - haechan

something about cat always screamed haechan to me idk why. just her mannerism/texting/talking style. as soon i started talking to her on the deoboyznet chat like i knew she and i were on the same wavelength just like i felt with haechan LMAO cat may seem playful and fun all the time but she's firm when she wants to be and she knows her boundaries/morals/values which is very admirable.

@mosviqu - ten

for some reason bar and ten just makes sense. both insanely talented, sarcastic and has strong opinions which they’re not afraid of expressing. lowkey intimidating to approach at first due to how highly i thought of her work, but was literally the most down to earth, loveliest person ever. I always love when she talks about the process behind her pics because they blow me away every time just like ten’s dancing.

@daegall - renjun

yes. I know it’s literally illegal for me to put anyone else other than lee donghyuck for sunny BUT IDK MAN SHE JUST GIVES OFF RENJUN VIBES!! we all know renjun is like the cutest little ball of sweetness ever and sunny is always so lovely and whenever she gets giddy like i get giddy too😭 and her expression of emotions towards haechan is portrayed thru capitalisations, keyboard smashes and typos which reminded me of renjun's little spits of anger yk??

#dumpling answers🐳 #·˚ ༘ 💌 anon #fun times with dumpling 🐳

[supanuts]

10 BL Boys I Want Carnally

or as close to that as i can get, tagged by @bunnakit !

i had to look deep in my soul and tumblr gifs for this so please enjoy the boys, under a cut to keep the mystery alive for two more seconds

i am very ace so the concept is nebulous, let's just say i feel some type of way... and if you see me call these men my sons it's bc they are, ty for your time <3 also the order is kinda eehhhh general idea, i don't actually keep a mental list it took me hours to make this one 😭

10. pete (kiss me again/dark blue kiss)

do not ask me why idk either... there's just Something i can't explain. also it was between him and knock from together with me so i'm choosing the one that committed less crimes, anyway *holds him up like a potato* i just think he's neat

9. vegas (kinnporsche)

my little meow meow,, my explanation for most of these is just "do i not have eyes", but some (like vegas) are special jsjs in his case kp was the first thai bl i watched, as soon as he became remotely relevant i was obsessed with him and then a rewatch made me finally fall into thai bl as a whole so... thank you for your service

8. gong gil (the king and the clown)

my baby my darling my angel and the reason i even know about lee joongi, the actor i've been following the longest that i remember. i haven't watched tkatk in a while so i don't remember the details that well but i've always loved him, pretty sure he's my first bl boy too

7. xie'er (word of honor)

does he count? is this cheating? idc he's staying either way, MY XIE'ER 😭 will never get over him or his killer eyeliner

6. gaipa (moonlight chicken)

possibly the cutest 30yo man out there, that alone endeared me to him but also the way he is with his mother is just so 🥺 he's so special to me (also the fact that he's 30 AND cute as heck it's just so personal to me)

5. wen (moonlight chicken)

god i wish i could explain what he DOES TO MY BRAIN. some of it is the mix effect but i was normal about mix before wen so... he's so beautiful so magnetic i want to bite him

4. black (not me)

listen- he's my lil murder raccoon i know there's plenty of reasons for him to be as angry as he is for the 90% of his screen time and they're all sad but he's just so attractive like that (even though i'm more of a white girlie most of the time)

3. karan (cherry magic th)

i've only had him for two eps but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself, etc. he's perfect and a nerd and i would love him for any of those two things alone, but they're combined into such a gentle beautiful (inside and out) and sensitive character i jsut love him so much

2. way (pit babe)

so i am definitely not babe, here supporting way's rights and wrongs from day 1. is he pretty? yes. is he evil? quite possibly. do i still want him? also yes. he hasn't touched me so pretty sure his big sad eyes are doing something. to me.

1. sand (only friends)

The Only Man, which is how my non bl friends know him bc i've apparently called him 'the only man i would like if i liked men' more than once ? HIM

special entry: tharn (the sign), yeah this one is definitely cheating

(using the only gif i've made of him so far which isn't great for this but...)

he's so tiny and efficient... like a fiat 500

if you see this and want to do it consider yourself tagged by me <3

#enjoy #don't ask me how i choose i have absolutely no idea #some aren't even my faves from their series #sasa talks #tag game #10 bl boys i want carnally #kinda

[onlyswan]

Hellooo my baby ✨️🫶 How are you these days?

Ahhhh it was hard to choose a favorite when they're all so good BUT >>"in which jungkook wants you all for himself (and bam) and you buy him flowers" idk.. there's something about it 🥺 i think i've reread it a few times this year

A paragraph that stood out to me was: " the ugliest parts of you are swimming to the surface, tying themselves around your ankles because jungkook took away the ground from beneath your feet after unearthing your soul and… nothing makes sense to you anymore. if you wake up every morning to tend to your garden, and you look outside the window to learn that the sun has stopped burning, what do you have left?" - and it always leaves me speechless 😣 i think i told you about this before right?

And I'm sorry Art but I cannot choose a favorite, they're both my (i mean your) babies 🥹 Hold on! So like when these two have a date night and are coming home late can I maybe pretty please be allowed to watch disney movies with bam???? 😁 we'll behave!

It'd be cool if we could see more of them in the begining stage, maybe even before things start getting serious haha. As for the season hmm..... winter? I just think that two bundled up people, on a walk, holding hands while it's snowing is a really pretty thing to be alive for heh (also... *sniff* I know someone who likes winter the most 😞)

Hugsss 🫂

- 🐧

helloooo penguin anonie 🥰 i’m definitely feeling better today!

omg so far there’s so many of you who chose that drabble. i wonder what made you guys like it so much? 🥺 it’s so cute that it’s the one where jungkook gets flowers like yes that’s baby who deserves all the love <3

omgomg yes i remember you telling me before too!! i honestly don’t know what i was on when i wrote that bcs reading it now 😭 I DID THAT FOR REAL?

i’m sure oc and jungkook would trust bam in your care :") watching disney movies with bam sounds soooo cozy what if i join 👀

thank you for sharing your thoughts !! i will keep them in mind 🥰 i also want to write more cameos of that *sniffs* someone who likes winter the most and reminds everyone not to catch a cold

#art’s post office ☁️ #🐧 anonie #onlyswan year-end survey

[evansbby]

WOAH OKAY SO THAT WAS THE SHORTEST 37K WORDS I’VE EVER READ LIKE ITS THE WAY I FINISHED IT IN ONE SITTING 😳😳

i loved it like i absolutely could not take my eyes off it and it was literally SO addicting! i liked how you built up the poyt 4 ending cliffhanger bc it made peter’s monologue much more powerful! it was definitely the wake up call that steve needed it, even if it meant breaking him down to build him back up.

AND STEVE IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKE OKAY WE’RE GETTING MARRIED LIKE ⁉️ PLEASE HE IS SO UNSERIOUS BE FOR REAL RIGHT NOW

my absolute favourite part has so to when steve and omega went to her childhood home. i actually started sobbing bc it hit home for me. i think everyone remembers a point in their childhood when they had to grow up too fast and i think you captured that perfectly using the diary. it’s the way her horrifying recount of her mother’s boyfriend’s were sandwiched between normal child blues?? breathless. steve realising what omega truly went through was absolutely a turning point for him. it’s like when misogynistic men are shocked that their sisters and mothers suffer at the hands of men like themselves.

AND OMEGA GOING THROUGH ALL STAGES OF GRIEF

AND WHEN SHE SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT TO LIVE 💔💔

shellshocked 👏🏻and 👏🏻 shaken👏🏻

favourite character IS STEVE’S MOM PLEASE WHAT A SWEETHEART!! we need to protect steve’s mom like the way she was so accepting of omega and instantly knew the situation?? i really liked how you paralleled steve’s love story with his parents because it makes sense where he got his protective side from. it explains a lot with him wanting omega to drop everything and raise his kid (like how his mom did). my only question is why didn’t they have more kids if they’re a traditional alpha/omega family unit? i feel like it may has something to do with her health but that was something more recent. either way i’m so happy to see someone who truly gets omega and i’d be so heartbroken if she goes ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

AND BUCKY MAKING A RETURN??

I KNEW HE’D COME BACK BUT NOT LIKE THIS??!!

WOW YOU NEVER FAIL TO SURPRISE ME BC I LITERALLY FELL OFF MY BED READING THAT SCENE AHHHHH THANK GOD STEVE TOOK HER SIDE AND ACTUALLY DEFENDED HER FOR ONCE

and the epilogue was so satisfying with poyt!baby finally being canon 🥺 the domestic kink in me goes brr at the thought of steve holding his little one 😭

ANYWAYS THIS WAS A LONG ASS RANT BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT POYT 5 IS EVERYTHING I DREAMED FOR AND MORE AND YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH TYING UP ALL THE LOOSE ENDS PLEASE BE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN SO AMAZING AND AHHHHH I LOVE YOU 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

THANK U SO MUCH FOR READING!!!

And yes bahaha, Steve being his impulsive self, immediately wanting to get married to omega to prove to everyone (Peter) that what they have is real 🥹🥹🥹 HE IS GENUINELY SO UNSERIOUS bc why was he maniacally laughing pls?!? 😭

And the reason Steve’s parents didn’t have any more kids is simply because Mrs. Rogers couldn’t have any more. They wanted to, but she couldn’t. That’s why I was originally gonna make it so that after Rosie, omega couldn’t have anymore either. Like a cyclical type of thing but in the end I didn’t go with that!

I laughed at you saying you fell off your bed when Bucky returned 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 he just HAD to make his grand entrance at the end sjsjsjsjsk

#greengrap3s #poyt ask #poyt 5 ask #poyt 5 spoiler

[spiteless-xo]

You weren’t kidding about the next few chapters of tbaw being an absolute fucking ROLLERCOASTER!!

You had me brokenhearted and weeping for Eren at his confession, and then we finally got Jean’s pov adlksadlfjdkfgriwugh!! (I’m sorry Jean but all I can remember from that is your big d*** XD). Then we got a peek at Levi (squeee) and I fucking KNEW it! I KNEW Titan was toxic and our bb mc is actually not bad at her job at all. She does make a slew of bad decisions though, mainly with regard to Jean. Baybee, learn to be yourself around him and LISTEN to him please.

As for Jean being a violent drunk, I think you foreshadowed it nicely back at his house in Trost.

The latter part of chapter 27 has me blown away by what an amazing writer you are all over again because WOW! I was putty for Eren but the way you navigate through his shitty side, the wording, the texts, it’s all very real and even though, like mc, I want to forgive him, this kind of thing even if somehow forgiven (I really don’t know how, that 6/10 will haunt forever), leaves behind an aftertaste of “ick” that never goes away.

And PROFESSOR FUCKING ZEKE BEING IN THE GROUP CHAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? It’s so horrible and disgusting and so on brand for him, I’m still laughing maniacally about it.

But both Yeager brothers being on there at once is even weirder to me 😭

Can’t wait to get into Eren’s past/family life it will be sooo messy.

I think mc really needs a break from both the boys though. Give us some more wholesome Reiner and Petra and bossy, grumpy teashop!Levi please!

PS - I wonder if Jean will switch over to accounting at some point and actually be good at it. And no, it doesn’t have to have anything to do with Pieck ffs (tired sigh).

PPS - I love the little inserts you do from canon, like Jean grabbing Annie’s arm (hehe) or him holding his hands to his ears trying to shut out the world. 🥺

PPPS - We got both Jean and Eren touching our thighs simultaneously and a brief wonderment about a threesome!! I will take what I can get. 🙏

hehehe thank you so much for this!! i love reading long comments/messages like this and it really makes me happy to see people put so much thought into my fic 🥰🥺 ty so much!!

the second half of arc 2 is where things really pick up and then they're pretty rocky until the end 🙈

i'm happy you picked up on the foreshadowing!! it's hard because i want it to be subtle, but also we're like over 200k words into the series so maybe i should be more heavy-handed so people notice stuff like that throughout the mass of text 💀

hehehe thank you thank you!! i love toxic, disgusting zeke 😫 and i hope that eren's backstory will help fill in some blanks and explain some questions that you and others might have about him.

and omg i love putting in little easter eggs/references to canon, but there's one that's coming up that i'm worried is a little clunky/cringey but it's actually so necessary for the story??? so we'll see what you guys think when you see it 🙈

i'm so happy you're enjoying the story so far and please!!! never feel bad about sending me big messages, i love 'em 💗💗💗

#tiff.ask #moot.hangesbrattyapprentice #tbaw.fic

[jiminrings]

“I’ll always remember my way back home.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧tell me why I’m ugly sobbing 🥹🥹🥹🤧aaaah your way with words 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽 amazing, this story was lovely , I could feel OC’s frustration and her reaching her breaking point so vividly and yoongi’s hurt 😩😩😩

Also (I lowkey liked seokjin with oc cause like 👀 they actually had insane chemistry and how he saw her for her 🥺🥹)

ahhhhh thank u so much im sorry for making u ugly sob 😭😭😭 pdj!jin’s personally one of my fave second leads ever so i’m glad u like him too!!! ty for reading and loving <3

#answered #pdj feed #love mail

[nulltune]

lynnnn will u tell us how u first got attached to hakuno and what u like the most about her <3 i want to hear it since i respect urs and ur appreciations for her sm

UBUBUBUBU THANK U FOR THIS ASK TSUN!!!! I LOVE TALKING ABT HAKUNO AT ANY CHANCE EVER (U KNOW DIS.. IM SURE!!!) SO TY FOR ENABLING ME HEHE ❤️ ofc i will tell u!!!! u could ask me for my credit card numbers and i'd give it 2 u.... 🥺 VDKCHS /J!!! BUT OKOK RAMBLE TIME 4 ME--

not to be dramatic but i remember the first time i saw hakuno so well..... i was scrolling thru instagram when i saw this fanart of sir gilbert gamesh with her (too lazy to search it up rn but it was him whispering sth to her and her laughing!) and no joke, my first thought was who is this mysmes mc looking girl- I WANT TO PUNCH MY PAST SELF SO HARD FOR THINKING THAT BTW. i had vvv limited of fate at the time and only watched the fate/zero anime but i knew gilgamesh is a hard person to get along with (putting it lightly) so i got intrigued at that point. i literally just looked thru her wiki tho ngl. it was when i read a transcript(?) of the fate/extra here and that's when i fell in so deep!!! literally read it all in one go aND BOYYYYY THE FRIKKIN ENDING MAN, THE ENDING!!!!! WHY DONT PPL TALK ABT IT MORE IT LEFT SUCH AN IMPRESSION ON MEEE I WAS IN SHAMBLES 😭😭 i wasn't even playing on getting into ccc but i was in Desperate Need of more hakuno content so.. i read it all the next day. and i loved it!! idk if i was full on Hakuno Luvr at that moment tho, but i liked her a lot 🥺 started actively looking for fanart and even read some fanfic of her too VSJFBSJFJJ (i proceed 2 realize that this is a hella long ramble that does not answer ur q) HMM I DON'T THINK THERE WAS A SPECIFIC MOMENT THAT WAS MY HAKUNO SIMP REALIZATION THO... i fell in love over time <3

but i will say, writing her def gave me a newfound appreciation for her!! i feel like i've 100% gotten a better understanding of her from writing her (tho that's also bc i do be writing her hc-based... ehe☆) and i feel like you could relate to this too tsunniepoo, which is how- you really come to appreciate them for what they Can be too, not just how they were in canon (US WITH YQ HAKUNO BOND TOO BTW 🥺🥺). rping her contributes to that too!!

WHAT I LIKE MOST ABT HER THO..... THATS A HELLA TOUGH QUESTION TSUN!!!! SGFJDHDH IT'D BE FASTER TO ASK ME WHAT I DON'T LIKE ABT HER NGL! skelly asked me this once too (before my thanos snap clean up 😳) and UUUUU THIS IS STILL SUCH A TOUGH Q!!!! i love her as a character so much..... she's so complex and unique, her character development is top notch and the way the cast and the story all play a role in it is just so -CHEF KISS- she is not a static character!!! so much development too, it makes me sad how extella pretty much forgets all of it 😭 but i'm gettin a lil sidetracked here!! i love her as a person toooo i love her personality!! she's so entertaining to follow, i love seeing how she responds to the situations she finds herself and i love!!! Her!!!! BUT IF FORCED 2 ANSWER...... i think my answer would be....

her heart 🥺 which you can really see in my portrayal, i hope!! her interactions with julius is one of my fav things in fate extra Ever, especially when the arena was all messed up and it was pretty much fuuuull of julius's hatred for hakuno but hakuno still kept going on and even tried to understand julius in spite of that!! i love how hakuno literally lost consciousness (even her servant got super worried!! it was That serious!!) just by being there but when she regains her consciousness, all she could focus on was julius's memory she'd just seen and how he seemed to be suffering. and then how the whole time she was just concerned abt julius.... says so much abt her character imo and i love it lots!!! really like how hakuno has been shown time and time again to knowingly risk herself for someone else's benefit and how a huuge thing in extra is always hakuno discovering those very compassionate and human values even when she starts out all hollow and empty :,)

the way she treats others and the morals and values she learns hits soo deep to me and personally really makes me feel some kinda way.. (a good way!) something something she was in a cruel and vicious environment and found out that her entire existence doesn't matter but still has a heart that's big enough to think of others and choose to hold onto kindness to the very end..... 😭😭❤️ veeery interesting too, because it's almost like a parallel to twice, who hakuno could've very much become if she didn't have a heart like hers! (that's a whole nother topic thooo <3) i feel like this trait of hers is soooo important, i really wish ppl noticed it more, it really sucks to not really see much (if not any) of it in extella </3 it's what makes her bonds and connections so realistic and unique imo, and that's my fav thing abt fate extra ;_; it's vvvv natural and not plot-contrived at all, really feels like two individuals developing a genuine bond. ofc it's not Just this character trait that makes me love hakuno...... there is sm to love abt her!!! there are many many little things that make hakuno hakuno that make me luvs her ❤️

#tenkoseiensei #&&. out of #q. #AUGH TSUNNN THIS IS LIKE ?? THE HARDEST QUESTION EVER SRSLY 😭😭😭 #TY FOR SENDING THO!!! glad 2 see someone isn't freaked out by my immense love 4 h.akuno 😳 /j #also this isn't a very good answer ngl but cut me some slack tHIS WAS SO TOUGH TO ANSWERR #also ye as u can see- i run off my mouth when talking abt hakuno #IM A CHATTERBOXXXX (I SCREAM)

[sunlightandsuffering]

Omg I was the one who asked about the hate sex in the Divorce au and why this Mikasa hate wave? 😭😭😭 And NOOOOOO I can't believe my silly little ask woke you from your slumber? I can't live with this guilt? 😭😭😭 But ty ty ty for the drabble

Also, for the benefit of my fellow anons, the Divorce au is not supposed to be a burn the bitch story. We could argue that canon Eren did some horrible unforgiveable things, he is out there to genocide all humanity beyond the walls but here we are, rooting for them. I agree that Mikasa needs to make an effort and prove herself, but isn't it the fun of it all?

Btw, have we decided who the other girl is? I'll always defend Annie as a better side interest to Eren than Historia. Who remembers those very early days in the fandom where Ereannie was a thing

Now, moving on to what really matters: Mikasa isn't going to be able to walk after the hate sex after that kitchen scene. When Eren gets worked up, he gets worked up for real. You bet he's fucking her stupid, demanding that she tells him he's bigger and better than Porco, that he's the real man

I also think she can't be easily forgiven after this, because 1) I really do think they need to sit down and rationally talk about what happened to them, and 2) it's an excuse to have more hate sex

AHAHAH I WAS HAPPY FOR IT ANON, TRULY INSPIRING! I like divorce AU bc it's fun angst and u just whipped it out with a truly fun take lol!!

But thank you 🤧🤧 for articulating my thoughts on the matter so perfectly, it's an au with the sole purpose of angst! and fun bc yes Mikasa is gonna work for it a little but she's also gonna tease him and of course HATE SEX! AND DRAMA AND JEALOUSY!?!? bc he's seeing some other girl!! IT'S JUST FUN!!

But speaking of, I'm very open to it being Annie lol, mix it up, I think Eren and Annie are objectively a hilarious couple bc I think they'd murder each other 😂😂 I was just gonna have it be an NPC but like Annie and Mikasa fighting over Eren is also hilarious. like YES bring out their rivalry, I can imagine the intense stare downs!!! Annie being so much less invested than Mikasa and it absolutely grinds her gears, she's out here playing for keeps and Annie is out here playing for a date this weekend and maybe a good fuck, a long term boyfriend if she's feeling particularly bold.

And they're both polar opposites too so every time she hears about Annie she's just absolutely fuming like this floozy, what does she want with him?? She's not good enough for him!! AND OH THE PAIN! Eren making sarcastic little jabs about how can she talk, they're not together anymore and she chose a colossal asshole over him and then Mikasa gets all quiet and pouty bc he's not wrong. THE DRAMA !

I agree though, so much more hate sex, I think I wrote another short of them getting together and Eren was just so unbelievably pissed off that it came ot that he's like what the fuck, how did you get me to fall in love with you again?? Like was not on this man's to do list. But yes, they need a long chat and hate sex 🥺🥺

[hyeque]

(Edit: this turned into a whole ass easy my b bby)

AHHHH RISUUUU okay let me hush about your tags on my kita fic pretty please 🥺 I was smiling so hard reading them !!

First—thank you for your sweet words about my writing and characterization and dialogue I’m always so worried about it and this made me so happy I love u. And for noticing my attempts at dialect difference as I struggled to remember who was talking in what the whole time lol

But YES best friend Suna has my heart-I love him sm and honestly I projected what I needed onto him a bit because yes, you guessed it—my ex ditched me the night before we were meant to turn in paperwork for an apartment and I struggled to pack and clean a 3 bedroom house on my own—I’m still crashing in my friends spare room til Friday

But anyways—besides that—Suna cooking? I imagine it more like pasta out of a box like it’s got all the ingredients in the box 😂—ask him to follow a recipe that he’s gotta buy the ingredients for and he’s like forgotten half the ingredients cause “wasn’t that important was it”—tried but pls bby no

Embarrassing myself like that so many times is totally something I would do—it’s ok kita thinks it’s cute

Okay but the creepy neighbor? Inspired by my irl temp neighbor who literally blocked my dads path as we tried to bring stuff up the stairs by sitting on them, literally said “I’ve been hit before” literally tried to block my car in and almost followed me, and stared at me creepily from his cracked door as I came home from a 1am Taco Bell trip—creepily just watched me

But I digress—KITA walking in on you…..I was so embarrassed writing it-had to keep pausing and hide my face. And him taking care of us after? Aftercare king who? Telling tsumu “his girl” self indulgent but like 😭 ahhhhh I squealed writing it. Suna is a sneaky little shit-saw how kita was looking at us.

I’m so glad you didn’t want it to end—makes me so ☺️☺️💜 but kita has me in a chokehold so maybe there will be more kita and pretty neighbor… 👀

eeep ty for sharing the background for all of these little details, personally agree that suna just makes instant stuff bc that’s all he can do 😭😭 but gosh men are so weird,,, why do they have to make our (non-men) lives difficult at times???

ahh i’m so sorry you had to deal with those stressful experiences 😞 but i hope things are much better now! i always admire when people intwine their real life experiences with their writing,,, and indulging is one of the best things we can do!

i will be so hype if you decide to make more of kita amd pretty neighbor <3

#chats with: kaze

[eddiesghxst]

I HOPE YOU CAN STILL REMEMBER THE QUESTION ABOUT THAT YOU ASKED ME WHAT IS MY FAVORITE JOHN WICK PART- all of the sequels are amazing and the action scenes gets cooler and intense as always and hello- KEANU REEVES is the best! I love the first one, it's just so great and the suspense about "The Boogeyman" scene is so freaking awesome like I remember my dad was geeking out while he's showing this film to me when I was 13 or 14 and I became so obsessed with it! I might be biased about it because Willem Dafoe and John Leguizamo is in there like I know they're just supporting actors but I just really like how it is written- it's so iconic- AND ALSO THE DAMN DOG had me gasping for air 😔✋🏻 I'm such a nerd about films like I could talk about it all day lmao

OKAY, LEMME JUST RANT ABOUT THE NEW CHAPTERS OF PRICE OF FAME?!? IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER ON EVERY PART THAT YOU JUST RELEASED?!? THAT WHOLE SERIES?!? IS LITERALLY MY LIFE RIGHT NOW! I honestly adore your writing (you deserve more recognition‼️the immediate urge to reblog your every post and I will stand right behind you whenever someone tries to tear you down- I swear to my soul 🤺🤺🤺🤺 ) and omfg your humor and your enthusiasm is so real like I could tell we both have the same chaotic energy 😭🫶🏻✨

and there's one more to answer your question about how I'm doing (thank you btw! I love you so much! 🥺) because I've been out of Tumblr for a long time, I had a LOT of family gathering and taking breaks when I'm getting drained in college lol- I just love it whenever I checked your profile and read all your fics it just brings such a good mood and a smile to my face! I hope you're doing okay always and I wish you're safe and taking care of yourself out there! KEEP DOING WHAT YOU LOVE AND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AHHHHHH I MISS INTERACTING WITH YOUUUUU 😭😭💖💖

UGHHH LOVE LOVE LOVE KEANU, LOVE THAT MAN DOWN !! HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD🥹

AND YES SO TEA BC LITERALLY SAME !! my dad got me into action movies when i was littleeee so now im just an action junkie💀 like i used to religiously watch kill bill for fun😭 AND THEN JOHN WICK CAME AND IVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME I LOVE THAT MAN I COULD GO ON AND ON ABT HIM✋

STOP UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY STINK🥹🥹🥹 IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT U LOVE POF SO MUCH, ITS BEEN VERY FUN SHARING THEM SO IM HAPPY THEYRE LOVED (maybe not eddie yet but that’s okay) BUT OHHH IM GIVING U THE FATTEST SMOOCH THROUGH THE SCREEN TY STINK ILY

and girllll, literally same😭 when i tell yall college has been beating my ass with a stick😭 i’m down bad every week😭 BUT WE PERSIST ! WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BESTIE I BELIEVE IN US !! WE’RE GETTING THAT DAMN DEGREE OKAY !

#ILY #I HOPE UR WEEK HAS BEEN BEAUTIFUL #MWAHHH #rachie’s moots 🫧 #ask

[restinpeacesensei]

@thatlittledandere

#BACK STRAIGHT ELBOWS OUT HE'S READY TO TAKE IT ALL #the pink blood is so pretty. is that an OK thing to say about blood #something something finding beauty in the wretched #..? #i don't know what it all being in a mirror means #I'm too dumb for this #the clock's a-ticking boy 

WAHHHH i love how you describe that he’s ready to take it all, im so happy that’s the impression he gives you!! 🥺🥺 the way you describe his BACK STRAIGHT ELBOWS OUT makes him sound so strong and confident and that’s exactly the impression i wanted him to give omg, thank you so much!! \>/////</

YES IM SO HAPPY YOU THINK THE PINK BLOOD IS PRETTY OMG actually (as long as it’s not phrased in a way of like enjoying someone’s distress ;;) i. im super honored if people think the way ive drawn,, fluids is pretty ;;;;;; >//////< liquids are so fun to represent and,, like sometimes,, ... i get very invested with drawing them a;KVJSGH ok. ok im not thinking about blood anymore here but it IS pretty to meee ;;;;;;; \;;//////;;/

(tbh i find it like satisfying/cathartic to draw blood or wounds though as like a way of expressing pain;; T---T and how you can even make it a flat color but you still know what it IS)

something something finding beauty in the wretched TY FOR THIS CLASSIC INTERPRETATION!!! 😭😭 dw i honestly just find the imagery striking, it doesnt have to have a specific meaning hjvjhsgh the clocks are ticking... in all different directions ??? (i kinda interpret this as things being upside-down or confusion) tysm for the thoughtful comment waaa!! \>////</

#HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE? #2015?? #MAN. IT'S POWERFUL. AND STRONG #VIBRANT #LOVE HIS LIPSTICK AND PINK EYES 

OMG HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE?? WAAA OMG IM SO HAPPY YOU SAW THIS!!!! \;;O;;/ im SOOO happy you call it POWERFUL AND STRONG waaa that’s exactly the sense i wanted to convey!!! \>/////</ i wanted the colors to be VIBRANT im so happy it feels that way to you!! ;;/////;; thank you so much for noticing his lipstick and pink eyes!! >/////< im so happy you like them!! \;;W;;/

this is actually from very early, like, within the first few months i was in boueibu fandom?? (man i actually felt like it was a bit later bc i remember wanting to do it for a long time before i finally did, but i was making So much back then that i guess it felt later even though it was only after a few months. i guess bc it was a couple months after the series ended. i had probably wanted to do it around the time we first saw dark aurite)

i dont know if you were already following me that early, bc i remember you first saying something to me around the time of the crossdressing pretty boy contest and my (possibly wrong) memory of that is it happened about half a year into my Boueibu Experience (TM)... apparently this one happened After akoya’s birthday though, which means it was after the bra thing, bc akoya was wearing a bra in his birthday pic 🥺 (but it was so subtle no one noticed until i pointed it out years later lmaoo) 

((ok. yes i am wrong about that memory lmaoo, the prettyboy contest happened in april, actually just weeks before this pic. omg the first few months i was in this fandom felt like sooo much longer LOL))

i had always wished this got a little more attention, so im super happy you found it and could sense everything i wanted it to feel like omg!!! \;;/////;;/ thank you so much!!! \>/////</ (also man the nostalgia of remembering all this lmaooo)

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F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 10 - Great Britain

Finally, a race I actually remember stuff from!! (and saw in full, bc it’s the only one Channel 4 get to air live, woo!)

Ferrari strategy clownery and in-fighting, a Lewis podium, and Seb and Mick both scoring points 🥺

Let’s jump in!

I’m watching from the start, bc autism brain, but I will not be discussing Zhou’s crash because we do not profit off crashes here.

I’m v annoyed that Sky is the only English comms options bc I miss Alex Jacques and Billy Monger. How can I be put in charge and put together my dream F1 broadcasting team???

ANYWAY, the starting grid

Mick and Lance in last and Seb in 18th 😭

NICKY IN 10TH?!?!?

I mean good for him but that’s WILD

Lewis up in 5th we love to see it

I BRIEFLY HEARD THE CHAIN. Many kisses on the head to whoever started playing that over the circuit speakers.

Excuse me Ted, The Chain is not “dance music” it’s an icon.

ugh I’d forgotten about Tom Cruise being in the Merc garage. ew.

[Start/Lap 1]: Lewis’ start. Noice

and red flag for Zhou’s crash.

Pitlane Seb, Chris and Antti sighting!!!

(For anyone who wants to re-watch the race on F1 TV, we get the initial all-clear about Zhou just before the 20 minute mark, if you want to skip bits)

Cut to poor George arguing to get back in the race.

Ah, the Bono sighting that launched a thousand gif sets (23mins05 for anyone that wants it for... reasons)

Quickly followed by Lewis and Bono sighting. nice.

Ah, everyone’s having to do a pitlane shuffle so the cars are in grid order, not the order they were in after turn 2. #JustF1Things

stop cutting to Tom Cruise ffs no one cares

Thank you, cutting to car 5 and co is what I signed up for

Esteban clapping for his mechanics for fixing his car 🥺

everyone in the paddock having to bring their braincells together to try and figure out the grid order at the restart. F1 is a Serious Sport™️

Lewis and his mechanics!!!!!! 11/10 extremely wholesome🥰🥰🥰 

The person in the crowd with the Happy Birthday Seb banner 🥺😭💚

Another Seb and Antti sighting, the TV director is getting a belated basket of pastries

Oh to be Lewis and Angela, scooting down the pitlane, mostly unbothered

He parked in the AM garage???? On Seb’s side???

Seb sighting, Happy Birthday edition 💚💚💚

I also adore all the crowd shots, the vibes at Silverstone are always great.

“I’ve got a text from the FIA” Love Island: F1 Edition

(proper race start is at the 1 hour mark on the F1TV replay if anyone wants to skip the red flag period)

British GP 2 electric boogaloo let’s go.

[Restart/Lap 3]: Verstappen and Sainz continuing their Canada beef at the restart.

Very nice to see most of the grid having their braincells on the first proper lap of racing.

[Lap 5]: ngl it’s actually really nice to see cars actually being able to follow each other round the lap without losing much time. The new regs do work, who knew!!

Lewis v Lando. spicy.

aaaaand Lewis into P4!! having been to Silverstone twice I can confirm the crowd are indeed v v loud whenever Lewis makes an overtake. When we talk about the King of the UK it’s actually Lewis sorry not sorry Charlie

[Lap 8]: oh Seb pitted and is in plum last 😭

[Lap 10]: Race has calmed down a bit, I am awaiting pit stop/strategy drama.

asdfghjkl I looked up at my Mum as she spoke to me for a second and Verstappen got past Sainz for the lead.

ohhh he went off at Becketts. ty replay.

and Pierre and Yuki doing the dance of the sugarplum fairies.

[Lap 12]: Charles closing in on Sainz. Incoming internal Ferrari violence.

The saga of Ferrari vs itself continues

And Sainz suddenly retakes the lead bc Verstappen has a problem???

oh it’s a puncture.

[Lap 14]: Apparently the pit stop did not fix anything bc he’s still not happy on the radio.

ahhhh it’s bodywork damage.

[Lap 15]: Meanwhile there’s the Alonso train making a return.

And back to Ferrari v Ferrari

Comms, fans in the grandstands, people watching at home: Ferrari shouldn’t be letting their cars battle for so long like this! Ferrari: Read at 3:45PM.

No one has a lack of braincells quite like Ferrari

Meanwhile Lewis is collecting fastest laps like Pokémon

[Lap 17]: Seb watch - he’s up into P15!!! Progress!!!

oh jeez listening to these Ferrari team radio interactions is almost painful.

[Lap 18]: NICKY IN P8!! GOATIFI TIME!!

asdfghjkl cut to Binotto while Charles and Sainz are scrapping.

[Lap 20]: I have now lost count of the number of fastest laps Lewis has now amassed.

Every time I see one of the McLaren’s I weep at the hideous exposed carbon livery, I demand full papaya 😭

“It’s like dangling out an overly sized carrot” “Bono’s like a shark smelling blood” Nope I’ve got nothing to say to any of that. #JustCroftyAndBrundleThings

[Lap 23]: Angela and Nicholas sighting 🥰

[Lap 24]: SEB OVERTAKING A RED BULL ON HIS BIRTHDAY!!! 11/10. I could also swear I heard the crowd cheer as it happened 😭

Everyone is a Sebastian Vettel fan. Even if they say they’re not, they’re a Sebastian Vettel fan.

11/10 onboard. Also don’t ask me about his helmet for longer than a second because I will cry.

[Lap 26]: Right, back to the race, Lewis into the lead as Charles pits.

....

I forgot that they put Charles on Hards. Another hit for Clowneria Ferrari.

Another Bono sighting 🤍. I’m getting the vibes f1blr possessed the spirit of TV direction at this point.

stop cutting to Tom Cruise

[Lap 28]: SEB INTO P7!!!!

[Lap 29]: Oh boy more Ferrari on Ferrari violence. I’m not strong enough I still haven’t recovered from the Seb years.

[Lap 31]: And The Ferraris finally swap round.

Helmet Watch: Lewis’s pride helmet >>>>>

[Lap 33]: Mick passes Nicky for P10!!!!

[Lap 34]: Oh jeez now Sainz is asking for team orders. I must have burned all these team radios from memory bc I am not having a good time and I feel attacked.

[Lap 37]: Esteban v Verstappen you say? 👀

ohhhhh he gets it done into Stowe!!! Nice!!

and cut to the delighted Alpine mechanics, as they should be!!!

[Lap 38]: Seb is behind Fernando. Is it 2012 again?

ahhh Mick closing on Verstappen and Ocon

[Lap 39]: NOOOOOOO Esteban has a problem

Cut to sad Alpine mechanics 😭. The emotional whiplash of F1 continues.

Safety Car for very obvious reasons.

[Lap 40]: Where can I get an emotional support Bono??? asking for a friend.

Oh. Charles is on Hards, while Sainz, Lewis and Perez on on Softs. All together now: Clowneria Ferrari

Granted the timing meant that they might not have been able to pit Charles but yeah. Ouch.

“A good job from Aston Martin” Hell yeah!!!! Write it into the sky the green team are doing good!!!!!

[Lap 42]: Safety car ending, spice is coming

Sainz says fuck Ferrari’s strategy calls.

[Lap 43]: And off they go!!!

ahhhhhhhh Lewis on Perez violence and Ferrari on Ferrari violence at the same time

Seb still in P7 PHEW

[Lap 44]: Top 4 separated by two seconds. SPICY.

“Why did Mercedes look out at sea?” Because the W13 was a monster next question

Oh jeez more Lewis and Perez violence I can’t keep up.

(maybe watching this right before bed wasn’t a good idea dfavhfvuh)

Charles v Perez v Lewis going into Copse. Batshit insane.

oh, here it comes. *clears throat*

THROUGH GOES HAMILTON

Fucking. GOREGOUS.

[Lap 45]: sduvhuavhe Fernando and Lando turning up late with snacks mid-brawl asking if they missed anything

That was just... such fun racing though. MUCH DRAMA, MUCH FUN.

[Lap 47]: Oh Lewis v Charles round 2.

...Lewis really tried round the outside of Stowe. SIR. THINK OF MY BLOOD PRESSURE.

[Lap 48]: ROUND THE OUTSIDE OF LUFFIELD AND SIDE BY SIDE INTO COPSE AHHHHHHHH

Okay he got it done going into Stowe I can breathe and check on Seb now.

The way the last 8 laps of the race were more dramatic than the first 40 odd. Silverstone always provides the entertainment in some way.

Oh jeez louise the replay of Charles going round the outside of Copse. INSANE.

[Lap 50]: Mick fighting Verstappen for 7th. Seb watching on from P9 giving Mick good vibes I hope.

[Lap 52/Finish]: Sainz drives home unbothered while everyone’s fist fighting behind him.

LEWIS P3 HELL YEAH!!! With fasted lap. King of Silverstone.

ahhhhh Mick so nearly had Verstappen

BUT P8 FIRST EVER POINTS LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

SEB IN P9!!! MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GERMANS!!!! 💛❤️🖤

no but Seb scoring points on his birthday with the helmet his kids made for him I 😭😭😭😭😭

And lastly, the most important sighting of the race, Zhou back in the paddock safe and sound ❤️

Whew. Watching this right before bed was not the right idea bc I somehow forgot how insane the closing laps were. ngl watching all the Ferrari in-fighting was STRESSFUL, and the race was actually alright before the Safety Car but WHEW THERE WAS SO MUCH GOING ON. Lewis v Perez v Charles was literally insane to watch, in the best way for how intense it was.

Overall (from the Lap 3 restart onwards) 8 front wings out of 10. Next up: Austria!

#F1 Re watch #F1 2022 re watch #F1 Liveblog #British GP edition #an odd race to pick to watch as a treat for finishing my unit 7 coursework but here we are!! #we do love seeing Lewis on the podium at Silverstone though; feels very good and very organic