#tw suggestive language

[auntabysmal]

Blitzwing: Ah! Ah! Oh! My little flower! This is….is too much! Fuuuuuck!

Y/n: too bad Blitzy, I’m not gonna stop!

Blitzwing: ah! Oh fuck! That’s too deep! Please honey stop! It hurts so bad!

Hothead: NGH! DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO ROUGH?!

Random: THIS PAIN SUCKS! HAHAHA!!!!

Y/n: mmmh this is your fault you’re in this predicament Blitzwing! Ngh!!!

*y/n was trying to get a knot out of Blitz’s holoform back but pushing down and massaging it was hard with her little hands*

Y/n: Next time please leave the heavy lifting to your real form and not your holoform?

#haha I know what y’all thought it was! #bitch you thought #tw suggestive language #transformers #transformers animated #tfa #tfa blitzwing #tf blitzwing #blitzwing x reader

[localgardenweed]

2P Italy and Germany on the chopping block rn, also Romano he’s here too

Also a Extra Bonus

#localgardenweed #the weed is rambling #hetalia #2p hetalia #2ptalia #2p italy #2p germany #2p romano #guys im so sorry please please forgive me #the ppl who followed for eddsworld sonic and lupin seeing me post personified countries with cock and balls out /j #tw suggestive language

[gordiebear]

So I'm currently working on a Freehoun angst fanfic and this is literally the only way I can summarize it in an image if I was asked to do so

#gordon freeman #barney calhoun #Freehoun #ig #? #tw suggestive language #barnussy calhoun #yes I'm adding that tag #half life #hl

[3y3-jesters]

found out about blingee 2 today, so i shitposted.

#gou kirimi #marikinonline4 #shitpost #eye strain #flashing warning #flashing colors #tw flashing lights #tw flashing colors #tw eye strain #my art #suggestive language #tw suggestive language #tw fire #scenecore #rainbowcore #jeraldy mazaingo

[deertism]

oh my god i had my glasses off and thought that said cum icons. help me

AHEGWBAJG omg thats golden , maybe ill add that onto my todo list /j

#; casey / scott #— “ flowers grow amongst the weeds ” #tw suggestive language

[total-drama-brainrot]

been thinking about assistant!noah using malicious compliance to get out of singing.

#yes it's that one alastor meme. i have an awful sense of humor what can i say? #this is so lazy. considering i rushed it out in about an hour and a half. #assistant!noah doing everything in his power to make chris suffer (without losing his job) is the ideal version of him #that includes regularly testing the show's language censoring department. gotta keep 'em on their toes. #is it obvious that i have no idea how comics work? #total drama #td noah #chris mclean #assistant noah #ophe doodles #memes #shitposting #tw suggestive

[captainhysunstuff]

I think about that phone call interruption a lot. The boys were having a moment, and Watari wasn't having any of it.

#I mean come on. It's the one of the oldest romantic moment interruption tropes in the book #drawn by me #my fancomic #Death Note #lawlight #Watari #Quillish Wammy #L #Light Yagami #that damn foot rub #L was totally extending an invitation for last minute now or never saucy shenanigans #I still can't believe they got away with it~ XD #tw: language #tw: suggestive implications #sad wet boys #now embarrassed wet boys~

[ladykissingfish]

*in the living room* Hidan: You ever wonder what it would be like to fuck on the moon? Deidara: No? Hidan: There's no gravity and shit up there, right? So would people just be floating around with their dicks out, trying to pin down another floating person long enough to stick it in? Deidara: So you just want to be walking around on the moon, balls out and everything, just to have sex? Plus it's super expensive to go to space, hm. Hidan: Shit, maybe you're right. I bet one of those bouncy castle things would have the same effect. Oi, 'Kuzu, you want to go to -- Kakuzu: Pass. Itachi, closing his book and standing up: This is why I never sit out here with you guys.

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #brotp #hidan x deidara x itachi #tw language #tw suggestive #deidara #itachi uchiha

[quitealotofsodapop]

Part 3 of: @justweirddino sending in funny and accurate asks.

As always I have put transcripts in the alt image descriptions.

The Gold and Silver twins probs have a massive list of enemies and vengances they want resolve, but they're so absent-minded that they frequently forget just why they dont like that person/what they did. They def find their own names among their "black book" of enemies and are just puzzled.

They haven't unlocked his friendship events yet. Gotta feed and talk to Macaque everyday like a Stardew Valley npc before he unloads his trauma.

MK is willing to use the Staff if it means conflict resolution. He will use it to threaten others to be nice.

Oh gosh, I love the idea of Huntsman having legit rizz, but it completely flies over Sandy's head. FIshman is sweet but damn he bad at responding to obvious romantic signs. X3

Wukong saw glowsticks become a thing and would spend ages trying to figure out How. Why stick glow when cracked/bended? Why no heat? Why did people scream when he tried drinking the yucky liquid inside at the discotech? He did't have his Staff handy for their introduction, so the second the Staff is no longer sealing DBK, Wukong tries cracking the Staff to see if it glows. He breaks his knee instead. Macaque laughed while MK was just puzzled Why.

The second Macaque is gone; Wukong turns into a mega-bachelor again. Hyper impulsive, binge-watching Monkey Cop, eating nothing but peaches and takeout. The second Mac gets back from the moon, its like walking into a house after a frat party. He def yells at Wukong to clean up his mess.

Nudity is canon. Wukong busted out the furnace naked cus it burned his clothes off.

DEFINETELY. Wukong is gotdang short already (apparently less than 1.3m/4.26 ft in the book), and Macaque being just a little taller would get so on his nerves! XD Even if both monkeys (unglamoured) reach about the height of a teenager, Wukong is def wearing lifted shoes. Macaque taunts him about it endlessly.

Oh gosh, I have an idea for TMKATI-au in Chapter 3; where Pigsy and Tang are "whisper-arguing" in the kitchen while Shadowpeach are in the restaurant sheltering from the rain.

Pigsy: "I'm not about to harbor a pair of shady demons just cus they look pathetic in the rain!" Tang, the one who brought them there: "Aww, c'mon Piggy!" *whispers* "They're having a kid and it looks like they got kicked out or something..." Pigsy: *annoyed snort* Macaque, hearing the convo cus ears: "...Wukong do you honestly believe this place is safe?" Wukong: "Uh yeah - I order from here all the time!" Macaque: *judgemental glare* Wukong, laughes nervously: "Haha...Ok. I'm not 100% sure. Honestly I was thinking about how we're gonna get some food... You're in a... vunerable condition and I want to make sure we're at atleast fed and warm before deciding anything major. You know... future-wise." Macaque: *sighs tiredly* Pigsy & Tang, eavesdropping via kitchen counter: *looks at one another* Tang: *gives puppy-dog eyes* Pigsy, conflicted growling: "Grr... OK FINE! They can stay for some dinner and maybe crash on the futon for a bit. But once the rain clears off, I'm kicking them out!"

(Pigsy procedes to not kick them out, and instead over the course of the late-evening meal decides to hire Wukong/let the two monkeys stay in the empty top floor of the building. He's bad at saying no to Tang and bad at turning away sad-looking rain-soaked monkeys.)

I always love these ask-ins, even if I ramble a little off-topic with the ideas they gave me! As always ty @justweirddino !

I put the slightly rauchier ones under read more.

This one is 100% a line Tang has said aloud and in front of polite company without batting an eye. He has no shame.

Macaque and Wukong too. Gotta make sure anyone within striking distance knows that you're both taken. By eachother. Macaque says it to tease, Wukong says it as a warning.

And finally, an ask @justweirddino actually messaged me about ahead of time due to it being about a rather... spicy topic revovling around the immortal monkeys not understanding modern slang terms. Had to put it in two screenshot to fit.

XD

Nezha has most modern slang downloaded into his brain by the time he gets to earth. Not to use, but to decipher.

Wukong is def the person to remember a random detail from a movie trailer from years ago and take what the trailer says at face value. Also the thought of him randomly declaring that a movie mom is a MILF, serious-faced as the others look at him like he grew three heads (again), is sending me XD

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #suggestive language tw #sun wukong #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #liu er mihou #six eared macaque #qi xiaotian #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #lmk nezha #the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #lmk au

[sharksnshakes]

Killers' Love Languages HCs - Danny Johnson, Evan Macmillan

Hard to believe that even killers could have love languages... but weirder things have happened, right?

AN; would you look at that? two red flags, just in time for valentine's day <3 <3 <3 this was honestly fun to write so if you wanna see other killers lmk. anyways enjoy

Wordcount; 222 (whoa...)

TW; dbd typical violence, mentions of physical violence, suggestive themes, mentions of injury, mentions of stalking, ghostface and trapper are red flags but red is our favorite color

Danny Johnson

Physical Touch

He's clingy, ridiculously so. I mean, he's the Ghostface, he stalks people, and if that doesn't say clingy, I'm not sure what does! Besides, keeping a hand on your shoulder at all times just reinforces that he's yours and nobody else's--and vice versa.

Gift Giving

Danny's never been one for words. After all, isn't a picture worth a thousand of them? That's why his favorite thing to give you are the photos that he takes. Whether they're of him, of you, or of something else entirely, you'll be receiving plenty.

Evan Macmillan

Quality Time

Evan has always been a busy man. Quiet, peaceful moments are hard to come by, especially in the Entity's realm, and so, Evan finds himself leaning into any time he gets to spend with you. Doesn't matter if it's in or out of trial, he'll value being around you all the same.

Acts of Service

Where words fail, Evan's actions speak. If he catches sight of you in a trial, he turns the opposite direction. If you get caught in a bear trap, he stalks over and wrenches the metal teeth from your ankle without a second thought. But, like, if you ask him about it, don’t expect an answer.

#love languages #dbd #dbd x reader #evan macmillan #evan macmillan x reader #danny johnson #danny johnson x reader #ghostface x reader #the trapper x reader #ghostface #the trapper #headcanons #ghostface x you #i think i hit the right balance of romantic but also horrific #because i mean... #this is dbd after all #tw violence #tw stalking #tw suggestive behavior

[fandomsoda]

You know what? For Fresh’s birthday, before it’s over, have this piece I made right after 0.7 p1 came out, I call it “UV 0.7 p1 alternate ending”.

(The first panel is ripped straight from the episode btw so yeah there is that but the last two are obviously mine)

#original art #digital art #tw suggestive #underverse #underverse 0.7 #fresh sans #lucidia fresh #happy birthday fresh sans #ink sans #fresh x ink #i secretly have massive inkfresh brainrot and i needed to do something about it #suggestive language #despite the suggestive nature of the joke here inkfresh is always queerplatonic in my mind

[dyrewrites]

Before Deluca -- fangs

It took full bodied shoves to force me off, to stay my fresh teeth—fangs, a monster’s fangs—but I stopped, his blood soaking my lips, my chin, dribbling down my chest and he smiled at the mess. The mess of me, and the one I’d made of him. Then he collapsed onto my chest, arms draped over my shoulders and I held him, eyes dancing along the blood pooling on his neck.

“Che cosa,” I gasped, vision blurring, colors strange, wrong, “ho fatto?”

“You tasted eternity,” he said, voice yet weak, quiet, “and in a moment, my treasure, my sweet, warm thing...you will die. But only a moment, I promise, a mere moment of death before you rise eternal.”

There were no words for what he said, but if I had my doubts before them, they were dashed by them. I said my mother wore her cross for more than God. She wore it for the baleful undead that sometimes rose from their graves, hungry for the blood of the living. Few had, that I knew of, but one took my grandparents before they lived to be called such and while one of the church’s warriors came to capture it...my mother never stopped fearing, or wearing her cross.

And there I had bedded one, and if his words rang true, I was about to become one, a monster of eternal death that fed on the life of others; un vampiro.

Mother, I prayed, uncaring if the monster I was in heard me, if you did not hate me already for what I am...

“Elle ne peut haïr personne,” Lucient muttered, his eyes closed and body limp.

She can hate no one, my thoughts repeated, confused, annoyed, and he kissed my shoulder as I tested him, “And why is that?”

But I would not have an answer as spasms took me, spasms I fell to, unable to stop my limbs from jerking.

He held me tighter despite the clear weariness in his own and kissed my cheek, “Stay with me, mon tresor, let it happen or it will hurt more.”

The drain of his bite had been nothing to the agony of death but I focused, held him, and calmed the spasms as my vision faded, slow, too slow. Hacking with breath that would not leave my lungs, would not fill them, I choked on nothing and shivered still. Lucient’s kisses were sweet, warm and wonderful on my cheeks before he detached from me and in and out my vision swam as he pulled me to the edge of the bed. Careful, so careful he was as he cradled me in his arms and carried me to that stretched and worrying trunk.

Shaking, shivering, screaming in the chill of what gripped, what sought to tear all of me away from the warmth of life, I lost the last of my sight as he laid me inside it.

But I heard the thunk of the trunk lid, the soft click of locks and Lucient, so distant, so small, “A few moments of darkness, my treasure, and then you will be mine forever.”

Then there was nothing, I was nothing.

#writeblr #snippet #writing #novel #before deluca #vampires #horror romance #do you wanna bed a monster~ #tw: suggestive #all the action was before this #you can't have that #it's filthy #pardon my google translated languages #as always

[bebelaolf-but-its-my-art-blog]

Yes to err is human, so don't be one

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#wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #nadja x laszlo #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #digital art #fanart #artists on tumblr #drawing #digital drawing #wwdits comic #this is my art tag now #what we do in the shadows #tw suggestive #suggestive language