#tw jesus

[owomon]

as a kid i enjoyed the Precious Moments toys but I completely forgot that they are an openly religious company and I googled it and found the website and saw this and i was fucking blindsided

there's two of these figures, and white jesus aside, the juxtaposition of a realistic (rather stoned looking) jc next to the anime eyed characters is .... *chefs kiss*

#t #just fuckin around #tw jesus #lmfao

[itsheckinwes]

I've got a question I need a Jewish perspective on. Is the biblical story about Jesus cursing the fig tree antisemitic? I've seen some people claim that it's against israel and not necessarily Jewish people specifically but I haven't come across any Jewish sources.

Shout out to the post I saw somewhere in response to wizard blood libel game being antisemitic teaching me the connection between figs and Judaism. Never would have thought there was any meaning to the cursing of the fig tree otherwise.

Also is the bit about Jesus "cleansing the temple" of merchants playing into antisemitic stereotypes too?

Non Jewish people reblog please!

#tw antisemitism #tw religion #tw christianity #tw Jesus #tw Bible #Judaism #social issues #social justice #Jewish Education

[its-sheepe]

Mother Naturae and Relation to The Queens Theory

Mother Naturae is a massive figure in grumpus religion, basically being the grumpus version of Jesus.

The religion seems to focus on respecting nature and rejecting things that are unnatural. Many stories have been told about the Mother’s Mythos, most of which we learn from Shelda.

TLDR: Mother Naturae was a kind and wise soul that fought against the Toxin. On Broken Tooth, the Toxin’s influence grew so great that the Mother punished her followers by sending the island to the bottom of the sea. Survivors went on to spread the word that the Toxin must not be consumed.

Shelda, understandably, is annoyed by the two split depictions of the Mother she encounters on Broken Tooth. One who turned wrathful and actively helped with the Toxin (Bugsnax), and one who was merciful and fought the Toxin. However, I believe I know exactly what’s going on here.

The Mother Naturae religion fused the two Queens. One for the appearance, one for the story.

In the time she was around on Broken Tooth, Mother Naturae was clearly a well respected figure by the Stone Grumps, having various shrines and statues built of her.

But she also appeared in what seems to be a prophecy.

This prophesy seems to be about how the Stone Grumps would sacrifice members of their society to the Bugsnax in order to appease some higher power (possibly related to Bugsnax), and when the day came for this power to enact their wrath (the solar eclipse/eyeclipse), Mother Naturae would save them.

I think that this prophecy was misinterpreted, however, by the leader grumpus (the one with the curvy horns). When the eclipse/eyeclipse came, the leader instead sacrificed Mother Naturae, thinking that was the meaning of the prophesy.

Imagine being her. Imagine being a respected and beloved figure in your community, and on the day where the prophesy is coming true, you’re killed without even a second thought.

I’d be pissed too.

Thus, the first Queen was born. And you may say, “Sheepe, that’s not Mother Naturae, the statues only have 1 tooth.”

Bugsnax can regenerate body parts.

So Mother Naturae aka The First Queen enacted her revenge and trashed the island, more than likely creating that massive crater in the middle as her stomping and thrashing sunk the island.

Survivors fled to the main island, Snaktooth, and survived amongst the Desert Grumps, spreading word about the horrors they experienced on Broken Tooth, thus causing Desert Grumps to be against Bugsnax and towards cannibalism.

Eventually, however, the Second Queen happened (possibly from a dying elder), and brought peace to both Bugsnax and the Desert Grumps. This peace wasn’t to last, however, and the Queen and empire fell.

Thus, now we have today’s modern Mother Naturae religion. The figure of Mother Naturae, a grumpus with an overbite, missing a tooth and having a headband, bringing peace and prosperity to grumpus-kind.

But those who know the legend, the truth about Mother Naturae, spread it best they can.

Do not consume the Toxin.

#bugsnax #shelda woolbag #mother naturae #tw cannibalism #cw cannibalism #sheepe theorizes #long post #tw jesus #cw jesus

[nonbinary-wyvern]

Ok so this is a rant.

I was with my birth family today and the topic of war came up. My mother said how "Before Jesus comes, there is going to be war and rumors of war." I said how I thought that was stupid, how people have to suffer such vile pain just for Jesus to be like "Haha you should've believed in me like look I made you suffer and you could've found solace in me." And my mother said "Well we have to go through pain to get better."

I don't even know how to explain how angry I was?? Like, you are excusing and downgrading the horror of war by saying that it's "Jesus's plan". These people, beautiful and complicated and precious humans just like us, are going through the most painful thing ever to happen to a human, and you are just going to say it's because Jesus wants us to be better? Children and elderly and disabled people have to suffer? So they can be redeemed? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Free Palestine. End this fucking war.

#tw religion #tw jesus #cw religion mention #rant post #this is just my opinion and my thoughts so. you don't have to agree with me #tw vent

[yellow-lemon-lime]

I love how some people who celebrate Christmas complain about the "Christmas-bustle" and "gift-race" and all that, like do they not realize that Mary and Joseph were forced to flee with Jesus because the king had ordered every boy under 2 to be murdered. Panic is the essence of Christmas

#Christmas #Jesus #tw jesus #tw religion #tw christianity

[qwertyisqueen]

the worst take I’ve seen today is that Spock is an analogy for Jesus in Star Trek: the motion picture

#Spock #star trek the motion picture #star trek #tw jesus #Isn’t Amanda Grayson Jewish???

[yanderekun]

Feliz Dia De Los Muertos

Everyday, we miss the baby girls. From left to right, top to bottom: Rosie, Chiquis, Misty, and Bec

Last night, I had a dream I was sitting in the living room watching TV and my boyfriend came up to me, holding Chiquis and handing her over to me. She had the same expectant look on her face she always had when she saw me. She was a real daddy's girl. I was shocked in disbelief and joy, exclaiming, "Chiquis is alive?!" I eagerly took her from him, hugged her, and held her in my left arm, which was her favorite spot.

As I am sure you can assume, I was quite sad when I woke up, missing my baby girly girl Chiquis. Mi chiquita y chiquiada. 😔

#dia de los muertos #ofrenda #altar de los muertos #day of the dead #ofrendas mexicanas #tw death #tw alcohol #tw animal death #altar #chihuahua #dogs #pics #not furby #tw religion #tw christianity #tw jesus

[astros-turf]

In any case anon, hate begets hate. No, I did not run out of things to say, I just back up my statements with facts, logic, and reason.

There's definitely way more than 3 genders my love. You don't deserve the attention I'm giving you, however, I used to be a pastors kid, and more recently, a youth leader at my church so I guess I just have an urge to teach and help educate in the correct direction.

Here's an old article from 2015 about biology being fucky wucky! https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-redefined-the-idea-of-2-sexes-is-overly-simplistic1/

Another article recommended by Google for ya

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/

A synopsis of non-binary history (it's older than you think!)

https://nonbinary.miraheze.org/wiki/History_of_nonbinary_gender

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-binary_gender

43% of non-binary people have reported attempting suicide. Have you ever been suicidal? It's an incredibly desperate place. It is a place where you feel you have no options. You have nothing. You would rather not exist than have to deal with one more thing. And people like you push people in my community to making that choice every god forsaken day.

This will be the last response you get my dear, because as I said, hate begets hate. And I do so hate everything you stand for with burning passion.

But I do not hate you. You are but a poor misguided soul who will face your maker one day and have to explain why you thought it was correct to tell His children that they are worthless and living in sin. When in fact, it was you who had been the one living in sin. I pray for you my friend. I pray the hate leaves your soul soon, for that is a toxic wasteland that no soul should have to shoulder. Please go forth and be kind, be loving, be gracious, be merciful, be compassionate. Leave your sinful ways behind and follow the path of a loving creator. He loves you. Never forget that!

#personal #religious trauma #tw suicide #tw bible #tw jesus #just tagging all these things again in case someone has it blacklisted? #*! #transphobia #homophobia

[griancraft]

Credit

#gtws #goodtimeswithscar #tw jesus

[objectfuckeranon]

Meme template by @glitterdragonthegreatprotector

#the beloved's post #the beloved #the beloved object fucker anon #tw alcohol #tw jesus #accurate representation of what Jesus would think of my unholy bussy

[struggling-to-find-home]

Honestly the fact that I turned out somewhat well adjusted after all of the shit I experienced is the biggest miracle since,, idk,, the birth of Jesus

#tw jesus #tw christianity mention #let's ignore the fact that half of that well adjustedness was actually me teaching myself social interaction and how to be a human #it's the ability to easily exist in society and even make connections with other people that counts #i am traumatized

[tenpixelsusie]

#ask to tag #i dont know where i got the original image but its so funny to me for some reason. theres so much goinf on #tw jesus #tw christianity

[nebulasexual]

CW: Christianity + Fire

JDLTIGBSCWIsongic

[ID: Two flags made of six circles within one another. The colors of the circles from the outer to middle circle are black, dusty red, red, maroon, orange, and brown. In the red and orange circles is a fire texture. In the first variation of the flag in the middle is a white Christian cross, in the second variation there is a white music note instead. End ID.]

Definition: A music xenogender related to the song "JESUS DON'T LIKE THAT I'M GAY BUT SATANS COOL WITH IT" by Lil Boodang.

#xenogender #xenogender coining #xenogender thing #flag coining #term coining #musicgender #songgender #JESUS DON'T LIKE THAT I'M GAY BUT SATANS COOL WITH IT #mogai #aemogai #actually mogai #cw christianity #tw christianity #cw fire #tw fire #cw jesus #tw jesus #cw caps #caps lock

[sweatandwoe]

SWEATY !! We need to talk about the finger movement that Copia makes during the rituals when he sings the part "I will tickle you internally" from Mary on a cross BECAUSE I AM NOT OKAY

Okay, I went to go look for a gif of this, instead I found a shit ton of glitter jesus gifs

like you know those blingee gifs, it's that but jesus dying on the cross, lemme grab two

who made these

#tw flashing #tw blood #uh #should I tag this as jesus #tw jesus #tw christianity #who made these #ghost band #sweaty asks #flashing gif #flashing #flashing gif tw #flashing cw #I don't wanna harm anyone who follows me #just in case #jesus fandom is wild tho

[goldenstripes001]

I might be thinking crazy cause I’m oversleeping but still staying sleep deprived for whatever reason.

But what if Jesus, as a normal human man, was real. Like his kindness and compassion was real, and he actually did make donations and charities and stuff but all the ‘miracles’ and being the ‘son of god’ was just everyone making memes about him?

Like it just became a big joke, everyone would say he did all those things but everyone knew they weren’t true so what’s the harm in making up more stories?

But then some people actually believed it and it just kept going from there and now it became an actual religion because of some memes from people over 2000 years ago

Idk I think it’d be funny

#my post #meme #tw religion #tw jesus #tw christianity #look I just think it’d be funny alright?

[izzy-b-hands]

I'm probably too high and this is probably dumb but I just had an idea for jesus' resurrection and rebirth and the wound at his side instead being top surgery scars. Do u know how mad that would make my shitty holier than thou ex step cousins and aunt and uncle

God I wish I had had my shit figured out then and thought of this. They woulda left me out in the winter cold but it would have been worth it adnflgnmg

#text post #tw jesus #tw sacrilegious #im not sure of ang other tws to add but if u need one added pls let me know #and i shall do so asap