#ts slander

[moldy-lemons]

i just screamed so loud i broke the fucking sound barrier. THERE IS NO DEMAND FOR THIS. THERE IS NONE. You know what there is demand for? The fucking FINALE.

#ts criticism #thomas sanders critical #ts critical #tss salt #tss criticism #tss crit #thomas sanders crit #ts slander #sanders sides slander #sanders sides crit #sanders sides critical #sanders sides criticism

[lightyaoigami]

anyway. stream cowboy carter bye!!!!!!

#ts slander

[king-nyx]

Some lyrics in this album can be very easily turned into jokes/TS call out post so here:

"driving myself" -TS got a 15 min flight (or smth similarly small)

"That I'd sue you for stepping on my lawn" - oh you mean when you sued a college student for posting public information about you?

Entirety of "I can fix him" -YOU CAN'T FIX YOUR NAZI BF

#tw nazi mention #tw matty healy mention #for reference i am pirating the album #dw I'm not paying ts shit #anti-ts #ts slander #rambles

[warauhodo]

cause every time we touch i feel the static

#art #digital art #drawing #artwork #leander #touchstarved leander #touchstarved #pathetic man #leander slander #leander ts #touchstarved game #touchstarved fanart

[b3achysurfur]

sbg is so strongly linked to french toast in my head that I literally get hungry while writing theories n stuff for this blog 😭 it’s so embarrassing bruh

#I literally can’t eat French toast w/o thinking about sbg theories or Logan slander anymore….idk why #worst part is sbg doesn’t even feel like french toast idk #and idek if I can fix ts bc it literally just my thought process 😞 #like how I process information n shi #dude 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 #sbg #school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #schoolbus graveyard #sbg (webtoon)

[laufire]

this is hardly the only reason i would like to hit scott lobdell in the head with a shovel, and not even close to the main one, but. it gets added to the list.

(the fact that this is meant to be the equivalent of the infamous heads-in-a-bag scene in utrh makes it all the more insulting smh. where are the heads. let 👏 jason 👏 behead 👏 people)

#this man wouldn't be able to understand a complex motive in his life (re: second text bubble). again: not his biggest issue but my godddd #surprisingly i liked the jason&tim scene though (at least when compared to... everything else) #it felt reminiscent of their interactions in late robin vol. 2. obviously it completely lacked their bite and ~pizzazz #otoh it also avoided the character slander/blatant propping aka what annoyed me in rv2 #it feels like it *should* compensate but just... doesn't though. probably because the slander here comes from other ten different places of #(lazy. LAZY. lazy???????????????) #talking to the void #my thoughts #dc thoughts #dc #dc comics #red hood and the outlaws #antiscottlobdell for ts #jason todd #bitter lau tag #id in alt text #captioned

[daenerys-targaryen]

swifties don’t be weird about reputation now pls

#leah rambles #yes yes yogurt boy BUT I won’t take any Rep slander because of it #ts

[spacegayparty]

Janus: [tapping a pen rhythmically]

Virgil: [taps pen back]

Logan: Stop it.

Virgil: Sorry...?

Logan: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Stop it!

Janus: Yes, Logan, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Virgil, to Patton: Yeah, that’s exactly what we did.

#virgil sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts incorrect quotes #source: sandwich #janus slander #/j

[alarrytale]

♊️ Gemini Rising ⬆️

by speechless /@smokingluckiesalltheway (Tumblr) / @0__Speechless (on X/Twitter)

Words: 23k

Oneshot

Summary

Louis might as well give it a shot.

Maybe - just maybe - if he starts crossing boundaries in the same reckless way Harry does, that lunatic will get the message.

So he starts invading Harry's space any way he can think of.

He bites on his toast while Harry is speaking, he tears his morning tea out of his hold and he only hands him back the mug when it's empty, he steals half of his boxer briefs, he walks into the bathroom while Harry is peeing, he even uses his toothbrush right in front of him.

When Harry's phone buzzes, Louis dives his hand into his pocket and he reads his texts out loud.

When Harry's sleeping, Louis shoves his door open and asks him if he wants a snack.

Louis is really trying.

Like, really, really trying.

Too bad it's not working.

Or a fic about Aquarius!Harry and oblivious!Louis as roommates, but also about the dangers of microwaves, lack of boundaries and a goldfish named Larry.

#i have a tag that's named speechless has never written a bad fic #it still holds true #i loved this one #sort of enemies to lovers (one sided enemy lol) #but warning #a lot of aquarius slander coming from louis #since i'm an aquarius i'm of course going to tag it #aquarius slander for ts #i loved it very much #sort of a crack fic #speechless has never written a bad fic #fic rec #gemini rising #speechless

[mazzystar24]

There is something oddly satisfying by queueing innocent and look what you made me do right after eachother

#taylor swift #ts #reputation #speak now #speak now (tv) #speak now (taylor’s version) #the girls that get it get it #the girls that don’t don’t #but I’m a girl that gets it so for context innocent is just full of forgiveness and sympathy (even if she basically called Kanye a man child #and she released it after the drama of the speech interruption as a sort of like hey let’s leave it in the past ‘you’re still an innocent’ #then she thought everything was fine and they were cool now #then the drama with the phone call and shortly after the snake thing and shit happened #Taylor disappears for years #comes back and drops look what you made me do #which was the biggest f u ever #she reclaims every bit of slander against her and instead of forgiveness you got lyrics just filled with revenge #now I feel the need to emphasis what a total turn around this was because she prior just took all the sh*t to avoid making an enemy #out of Kanye who was a grown man established in the music business and she was like a teenager when it all started #so for years she had the perfect good girl girl next door image until Kanye tried to paint her as a ‘snake’ then she turns around #with a complete 360 of her prior public image and takes on this sort of ‘villain’ role #anyways I overexplained considering I think most of the internet knows the drama that happened but I will never shut up about how much of a #power move the rep album was like just from a business and pr view that sh!t earns respect

[jaratedeguadalupe]

Remy shenanigans is peak enetertainment to me 

#pls he is the most obnoxious man on earth #hence why I love him #i want him to bully me off of Instagram #and slander my starbucks order #he knows the staff by name #he will make them mess up my order #remy the type of guy to ruin your life becase your midly annoying and for entertainment #ts remy #remy sanders #sanders sides

[moldy-lemons]

{{ Trigger Warning : Mention of Psych Wards }}

Hi. It’s five in the morning, and as one does when tired and yearning for the sweet release of sleep—I’ve been thinking.

I used to be sent to psych wards a whole lot. It started when I was ten and just—kept going. I joke around with my sister and call them my ‘second home’, but it’s kind of the truth. It was sad, because I really never had a childhood. But, I did have Thomas Sanders. I remember being so excited when I found another fander in a ward once I nearly fell over. I remember reaching for my phone the second I got out of whatever ward I was in because I just k n e w Thomas had uploaded another Sanders Sides and I wanted to watch. Sometimes, I would convince my therapist to let me watch his videos instead of doing therapy. I had pictures of his characters taped to my wall in a damn w a r d because they were my biggest comfort.

In every ward I’ve been in, I sang the praises of this man.

But this last ward—that ward was easily the toughest I’ve been in. Time is hard to keep track of for me, I can’t exactly remember when I was admitted (perhaps mid 2021?? maybe 2022??) but I remember when I got out I was so excited to watch the latest Sanders Sides video. There was nothing, though.

I thought maybe the video was late. But there’s been nothing. For years. Except for ads and ads and ads. Oh, and stupid ass shorts that are just shitty fish food for the gullible guppies that happen to be the fander fandom.

How can a man that reliably updated so often—who made jokes about being late to update by a few weeks been reduced to this? This man that was once my only comfort in the darkest ten years of my life has just turned into something I’m embarrassed I even liked. Yeah, I’m peeved.

It’s pathetic. I hate being tossed these shitty mini dumb ass videos that take essentially zero to very minimal effort and see a tweet every month or so that says ‘Finale coming soon!!’. I’ll be going through fucking menopause by the time that finale comes.

#ts criticism #ts critical #tss crit #thomas sanders crit #thomas sanders slander #ts slander #tss slander #thomas sanders critical #ts salt #tss salt

[asksanderssides]

Question for everyone: How do you guys deal with the stuff that Remus says without y’all needing to fill the whole toilet up with vomit?

Roman: I've just gotten used to him. I've had to deal with Remus since we- well, since the two of us were formed, so I've learnt to tolerate or tune out his ideas over the years.

Logan: Most of what Remus says is nonsensical, and I find it easy to ignore the thoughts he creates if they are not relevant to my duties.

Virgil: *shrugs* I've gotten more used to it too over the years. He still says some gross stuff, but he doesn't scare me as much as he used to, so I guess that's something.

Patton: ...Is it ok if I get back to you on this question?

#sanders sides #roman sanders #ts roman #virgil sanders #ts virgil #logan sanders #ts logan #patton sanders #ts patton #asksanderssides #vomit mention #remus mentioned #sry for the remus slander these guys just don't like him very much

[richmond-rex]

Contrary to the more febrile claims of Ricardians, it seems unlikely that Henry thought Titulus Regius contained a ticking time bomb in the form of the truth about the illegitimacy of Edward IV’s offspring (which would shortly include Henry’s wife). To begin with, Henry would surely have realized that, even if all copies were burnt, their contents, like those of the bills that Richard had ordered to be destroyed unread, would be hard to forget. As we have seen, Titulus Regius was not only enacted in Parliament, but was more widely promulgated. The wording of Henry’s expunging seems therefore to draw attention to the very thing it ostensibly wants to erase. If the new king was engaged in a suspicious cover-up, he was going about it in rather public fashion.

David Horspool, Richard III: A Ruler and his Reputation

It seems far more probable that this was part of a wider process of wiping official memory of the reign of a king referred to as ‘in dede and not of right kyng of England’ in Henry’s parliament rolls. The accusation contained in Titulus Regius against Henry’s future queen was of course unconscionable—but just because Henry didn’t want it to be repeated doesn’t mean he thought it was true, or thought that he could entirely manipulate his subjects’ own memories. Late medieval kings, even ones credited with the sophistication of Henry VII, were not yet in the business of brainwashing their people, for which neither the techniques, the bureaucracy—nor, most likely the inclination—yet existed.

#henry vii #obviously didn't want his future wife to be slandered #that doesn't mean he thought it was true #ricardians for ts #historian: david horspool

[baynton]

#[puts on shades to block out thr haters] a beautfiul arse #for my mat girlies (gender neutral) #unofficial mat tag #mat's arse defence league #* #anyway i promise i'll let this die now i am just still </3 DEEPLY </3 wounded at the absolute slander #mat's arse for your ts heathens #mat's arse #william agar #quacks #mathew

[b3achysurfur]

the lady on live for the sziqishaper account on TikTok told me if there is something in my life I don’t like then we should torture it until it goes away. now I got a question that I don’t think y’all will like…

#don’t ask me why I was even on the live #But the girl with curly hair is so funny 😭 #gotta tune into ts more often #She gives good advice too #sbg #school bus graveyard webtoon #school bus graveyard #schoolbus graveyard #sbg (webtoon) #logan hate #logan slander #i hate logan fields. #fuck logan #logan fields