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so i watched fallout

#*txt

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hi everyone reminder to seriously genuinely really really really make sure to remember to pee after sex

#AKSJFJDJFH

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not only does that dm stith song absolutely slap, and not only is the music video genuinely so good, but mat is fucking beautiful in it too

#we're winning today mat fans

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My vibe about ships since forever tbh

#real

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do you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed that such a kind and pure soul could exist on this planet

#prev 🥹🥹🥹🥹💖💖💖💖

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

#thank you !!!! #ao3 tag

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in a perfect world what character would you own a life size cardboard cutout of. you get one and I want you to answer in the tags with your heart. if you asked me right now I would say columbo

#my 1 answer is every mat character

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a year ago i made this poll, so let's try for round 2 (with slightly different options) bc i'm still curious 🤨❓

#im waving my vote joe starling banner #polls

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LMAOOOO

my mum texted me this

#this is so funny to me

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my mum texted me this

#AISJFUEUFRJHE LMFAOOOOO #this is so funny

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if you got an additional line of income that guaranteed your basic needs would be met, (notes below)

notes:

- the money can come from whatever source you'd like to imagine. UBI, sugar daddy, magically delivered in unmarked bills onto your dining table overnight by elves, blackmailing jeff bezos, wherever

- it will keep coming indefinitely

- basic needs: housing, food, medical care, clothes, etc. You would not be rich, but you would have enough. It will rise with inflation and such, to have the same purchasing power as before.

- any money you earn at your job (or anywhere) is on top of the basic needs money. How much you get is not affected by how much you make elsewhere

- vacation doesn’t necessarily mean you go anywhere; you just don't need to go to work

#id reduce hours considerably but remain for extra money and also it's important work and someone has to do it #also i quite enjoy my job and if i could reduce my hours by a decent amount i would genuinely truly enjoy it fr #polls

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ohhhh my god this was hard. in no particular order and omitting some amazing albums

1. clown alley - circus of chaos

2. hozier - hozier

3. golden god - silence.death.ovation.gold

4. system of a down - toxicity

5. ben howard - every kingdom

6. bring me the horizon - amo

7. lush - spooky

8. you me at six - take off your colours

9. novo amor - birthplace

special mentions: baby guts - gasoline & paramore - brand new eyes

tagging: @thelastplantagenet @lerios @larryrickard @matbaynton @catboyrightsdefender and idk if anyone else wants to do it go for it

9 Favourite Albums - Choose 9 & then tag 9 people! Or you can do nine singles or EPs, whatever lol.

Tagging @cactus-bag @catsafari25 @labyrinthal @sleeeepy-demon @retourne-toi-eurydice @belladonnafey @scorpius-rising @cry4judas @atuans @nicey-sandokan @evyes no obligations feel free 2 ignore

Albums listed (and me rambling) under the cut

TIME - ELO: my mum's favourite album that i first Properly listened to when i was 13. it's just the best sci-fi concept album ever....i love you jeff!!

13 Tales of Love & Revenge - The Pierces: sexy indie duo, most known for the song Secret, which isn't even in the top 5 of the best songs of the album. a treasure from when i was 11, and just figuring out i like girls.

Greatest Hits - The Eagles: again, my mum's interests becoming my own. it was really hard to pick between this and Long Road Out of Eden, but ultimately the greatest hits r that for a reason.

Laurel Hell - Mitski: my fave mitski album, heat lightning is underappreciated!!! and yeah just. its about solitude. recognition but not in the way you wanted or expected. emotional rollercoaster. im not eloquent enough to describe it and mitski does it better in under 2 minutes anyway.

Strange Trails - Lord Huron: again another hard toss between this and long lost but st wins out purely bc the transitions rule, and meet me in the woods + the yawning grave make me crazyyyy. so happy i got to hear those live in jan. lord huron is like what if a cowboy was also a ghost. thats the only way i can describe it.

Electra Heart - Marina and the Diamonds: i am not immune to music i heard at 12 years old. shame she's never made anything as good as this again.

Are We Having Fun Yet? - Black/Colin Vearncombe: another one of mum's. She found this guy when someone at Sanity was playing the album over the store speakers. loved it ever since, and introduced it to me. wistful ballads, jazzy touches, a little bit sexy.

Coyote Stories - The Crane Wives: this was a 2016-18 discovery maybe? i just know i was in school. im into folk indie i cant help it.

Wasteland, Baby! - Hozier: shout out to afro-elf for posting about movement n the whole ep, which is what spurred me to actually try this dude's music. and now i love him. but wasteland baby is immaculate: no skips, he roars in some songs and is as gentle as drizzle in others.

#tag game #god i have so many of these im tryna go through them all at once lmaoooo #i LOVE them tho never stop tagging me

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"Her hand runs down his back, and he arches into her touch, a soft sound escaping his lips."

this is a random fic i randomly starting writing that isn't even for a mat character. but emma knows

speaking of whom

tagging: @toomanyfandomsneverenoughtime @spineless-lobster @quillandrapier @sonnet-of-anarchy and anyone else who wants to but no pressure as always

Last sentence tag game

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Thanks for the tags @mistresslrigtar and @dubiiousfood !! Here is what I have, from the next of the depths:

Losing his arm had been a shock, but the loss of his gear was devastating.

Tagging: @flutefemme @leiladebees @louwhose @cooking-with-hailstones @embyrinitalics @ladyhoneydee @hyylia @aurathian + anyone else who wants to play!

#tag game #thanks for the tag!!!

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'#should i put mat's picture in the fridge and jumpscare my housemates' YES, YES YOU SHOULD 😌

@demonraptorowls said the same thing

#ask #matbaynton #AKSJSJDJFHD

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tagged by @spineless-lobster (ty!! 💖💖)

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

1. mat baynton (duh)

2. pokemon (my fave mons? nuzlocking? shiny hunting? got u covered)

3. the way the game of thrones ladies were done so dirty by the cunts who wrote the show (sansa <///3 myrcella <///3 arianne!!!!!)

4. roman history (it do be like that when it's what you did ur first degree in)

5. football (playing, watching, card collecting, ive done it all)

tagging: @sataniclittlefarmerboy @the-20th-century-girl @captains-clever-goose @caps-clever-girl and idk anyone else who wants to

#tag game #LOVE these thank u for tagging me lobz

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#this is back in my notes.... god i should rewatch spy he's sooooo pretty in s1. and s2. but also S1 !!!!! #self rb

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i bought a tamagotchi to relive my childhood and i'm living my best life but my GOD this thing beeps so loudly

#me trying to play a game with my tamagotchi at 2:40am trying to muffle the sound so i don't wake up my sleeping housemate across the hall