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For Logan,

I see what you go through, and I see how hard you try. You're doing great, even if no one recognizes it.

~AJD

Logan: Thank you, that means a lot. I only try to do what is best for Thomas.

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*grabs Janus's face and stares into his soul*

snek boi

Janus: Damn right I am.

#sanders sides #janus sanders #asksanderssides

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Sorry if this is boring but! What kind of dance (if any) would you want to learn? (tango, tap, breakdance, etc)

Roman: The rumba, the dance of love!

Logan: I think tap dance would be interesting to learn.

Janus: Tango. It's basically manipulation in a dance.

Virgil: Breakdancing would be cool, I guess.

Patton: I'd love to try line dancing!

Remus: I prefer a more interpretive style, just doing my own thing. Wanna see a demonstration?

Logan: No. Last time you tried to show us a dance routine, you nearly broke the tv.

#sanders sides #roman sanders #logan sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #asksanderssides #idk that much abt dance tbh i got kicked out of ballet lessons when i was 3

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For everyone!

How many kangaroos could you beat in a fight? (You have no tools, and you can use any tactic to try and get them to back down.)

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Logan: Kangaroos are far stronger and more dangerous than most people assume. The average human would at the least be severely injured trying to fight even one.

Roman: You're forgetting one thing...

Logan: And what's that?

Remus: We're not average humans, we're imaginary! That means we can fight as many kangaroos as we want and not get hurt at all!

Logan: I am concerned for both of you.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #asksanderssides

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For Roman!!

What is the one thing you've done that you're most proud of?

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Roman: It's... a little hard to think about my achievements at the moment, I'll admit, but I think the thing I'm proudest of is accepting Virgil as one of us. It took a lot of self-reflection, but once you let go of the light side-dark side dichotomy we're not so different after all. And I've gained one of my best friends through that.

Janus: Sure, and are there any other "dark" sides you've changed your opinions on lately?

Roman: Nope, you're still awful.

Janus: That's what I thought.

#sanders sides #roman sanders #janus sanders #asksanderssides

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For Remus!!

Would you rather fight ten cockroach-sized grizzly bears, or one grizzly bear-sized cockroach?

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Remus: Ten cockroach sized grizzly bears, easily. Then, I'd turn them into a miniature army and take over the mindscape!

#sanders sides #remus sanders #asksanderssides

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For Patton!!

What is your favorite dad joke?

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Patton: Logan, help me out with this one. Knock knock!

Logan: Fine. Who's there?

Patton: Doctor.

Logan: Doctor whom?

Patton: ...well, now you've ruined it.

#sanders sides #patton sanders #logan sanders #asksanderssides

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For Virgil!

What is the best scary movie?

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Virgil: Toy Story.

Roman: Dude, they said scary movie.

Virgil: Yeah, that movie gave me nightmares about toys coming to life for years.

Roman: Fair enough.

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #roman sanders #asksanderssides

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For Logan!!

If you could only pick one, what book would you recommend to a complete stranger and why?

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Logan: I would recommend The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. It is a good book enjoyed by a wide variety of audiences, so I think it would be the best bet to recommend to a complete stranger.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #asksanderssides

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What is the worst injury you guys have received? Like ever

Roman: Well, I grew up with Remus, so it's hard to put my finger on just one occasion. One time he tied me up and hung me out of a castle window, and just left me there until Virgil found me and took pity on me.

Roman: Virgil decided to free me by just... cutting the rope while I was still in the air. Our injuries heal pretty quickly, but a 100-foot drop still hurts, even if you're imaginary.

Virgil: Sorry, I panicked!

#sanders sides #roman sanders #virgil sanders #asksanderssides

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who is yalls favorite side?

Patton: I can't choose just one of my kiddos! I love them all equally!

Logan: Virgil. He's by far the least annoying of all of you.

Virgil: Thanks.... I guess?

Roman: By process of elimination, I guess I do get along best with Virgil at the moment. Huh, never would've predicted that a few years ago.

Remus: Everyone know Janny and I are partners in crime! And we all know who his favourite side is~

Janus: Yes, it's Patton, I've just decided.

Remus: ...

Virgil: I don't wanna choose, so I'll just say everyone apart from Janus.

Janus: Charming.

#sanders sides #patton sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #virgil sanders #asksanderssides

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*hands Logan a flamethrower*

Logan: This seems dangerous, I'll put it away for safe-keeping.

Remus: What you got there, Lo?

Logan: Nothing you need to know about. If we want to keep the mindscape intact, that is.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #remus sanders #asksanderssides

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Remus what’s the weirdest injury you’ve ever inflicted

Remus: I can't injure the other sides permanently (unfortunately) but throwing that shuriken at Logan's head was pretty cool!

Roman: Wait, what do you mean, "unfortunately"?

Remus: I said what I said.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #roman sanders #asksanderssides

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for Remus: what is your opinion on tea?

Remus: It's delicious! And so versatile, you can make it with just about anything. My favourite is hot dog tea!

Logan: Do you mean to tell us that you drink the water from hot dog jars?

Remus: Yeah! Tea is just water with stuff, so I think it counts.

#sanders sides #logan sanders #remus sanders #asksanderssides #as a brit this was painful for me to type /j #im kidding i actually don't like tea 😌

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What's everyone's favorite ice cream flavor?

Roman: Raspberry ripple! With sprinkles!

Virgil: Dark chocolate.

Janus: I am quite partial to a nice lemon sorbet.

Patton: Cookie dough!

Logan: Loganberry, obviously.

Remus: All of them. As in, every flavour possible, mixed together.

Roman: That sounds disgusting.

Remus: Just because you have no taste.

#sanders sides #roman sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #remus sanders #asksanderssides

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Heeeeeeeeey Patton!

Let’s just say you had a bakery. A really nice one that’s open as long as anybody needs and to anyone who needs it. One that you can bake anything you want to bake for and every little treat gets a smile at the very least from a customer. No matter how hard life has been, one can just step in it and instantly feel at home.

Basically, it’s a bakery that represents your love and caring.

What would you like to call it?

Patton: I'd call it, Patton's Patisserie!

#sanders sides #patton sanders #asksanderssides

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For Janus!! Can I get a hug from my favorite evil snake boi??? c:

Janus: ...sure, just don't get my cape wrinkled, this takes ages to iron.

#sanders sides #janus sanders #asksanderssides