#trust me it is the funniest thing

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2

snippet 21: Danny is Bruce Wayne's Clone and--

Star, with the rest of the A-List girls: alright ladies! it's time for our quarterly 'cutest boys' list! Now I'll get straight to the point, in our number one spot is--

All girls, in unison: Danny Fenton

Star, writing it down on a whiteboard: and for our number two spot--

---------- Snippet 22: clone meet clone

Ellie, dramatically: Danny!

Danny, equally dramatic: Ellie!

Ellie, pushing past him and looking around: where is he! i wanna see the little guy!

Damian, with a sword, brandishing it dangerously: *in arabic* don't come any closer, stay back!

Danny, wrapping an arm around Ellie's waist and pulling her back: woah, woah - he's still adjusting to everything

Danny, turning towards Damian with his google translate open: [please don't stab her. this is Ellie my clone.]

Damian, lowering his sword in disbelief: 'there's MORE of you?

-------------- Snippet 23: Ellie has the same epiphany as Danny

Ellie:...hey Danny

Danny, pouring over his arabic book: hm

Ellie: since I'm your clone, and you're a clone of Bruce Wayne, and Damian is a clone of Damian Wayne, does that technically mean I'm his mom - uh. dad-mom?

Danny:

Ellie:...its a fair question

Danny: .....*deep sigh* you're his cousin until further notice.

------------ Snippet 24: wait for me ii (hadestown, live vers.)

(i'm not sure of the context, but i've been thinking of Danny saying this to Damian during a serious moment for days. the snippet title is the song that the dialogue below is from)

Danny, fixing up Damian's wraith suit: the meanest dog you'll ever meet

Danny, zipping up damian's jacket: it ain't the hound dog in the street. he bares some teeth and tears some skin, but brother,

Danny, adjusting Damian's gloves, pausing to look him in the eye: that's the worst of him.

Danny, he holds a finger up to Damian's eyes and points it at him: the dog you really got to dread, is the one that howls inside your head

Danny, grabbing damian's mask and smoothing it over his eyes: it's him whose howling drives men mad, and a mind to its undoing

------------ Snippet 25: Danny is Bruce Wayne's clone-- (Battinson Vers*)

Ember, in the middle of a fight with Phantom + Wraith:

Ember, knocks off Phantom's mask for the first time: lets see what ugly mug you're really hiding under there, Phantom--

Phantom: *the wettest, most pathetic looking pretty boy on the planet*

Ember:

Phantom, dryly: what, did your mic die out or something? all that caterwauling finally make you lose your voice

Wraith, unsheathing his sword: *vibrating with baby brother rage bc he knows EXACTLy why Ember is silent*

----------- Snippet 26: Damian is finally starting to play nice :)

Dany: hey... guys.... whatcha doing

Damian, hanging out with Sam: Me and Manson are plotting ways to crush the Mayor's plan to cut budget funding for the city parks and cut down the native trees

Danny: oh, i see.... is this safe?

Sam: probably

Danny: hm.

------------- Snippet 27: digging up cold case

Danny: ....if Damian is out with Sam tonight with their plot against the mayor....

Danny, turning towards his desk: then that means I can work some more on Mrs. Witherbury's murder case that she asked me to solve without Dames guilt-tripping me into bed :)

Danny, settling down at his desk with a thermos full of coffee: i'm glad sam and damian are finally getting along

--------- Snippet 28: sparring

Damian, frowning: your reflexes are incredible but your combat is downright awful, brother. it's truly a miracle i didn't skewer you upon our first meeting

Danny, got his ass kicked by his 7yo brother: *groaning in pain* not everyone has super secret assassin training, Damian. And I don't really have time to actually practice anything.

Damian: Mrs. Fenton knows martial arts and her form is proficient enough, I'm sure she would be delighted to teach you if you asked. I will join since I need to keep my skills sharp and my training was unfinished when I arrived here.

-------- Snippet 29: daytime surprise

Phantom, fighting Skulker in broad daylight: *under his breath* at least Lancer's english test will get canceled for this...

Phantom, dodging a blast from Skulker: *in ASL, furious* don't you have anything better to do, you fuck!?

Skulker: foolish ghost child, speak! I know you're capable of it - speak before you lose the ability to

Phantom: *flips him off instead*

Wraith, sending back a ecto-blast with his sword: please pay attention, phantom

Phantom, doubletaking: *in a hissed whisper* what are you doing here!? it's a school day, you should be at school!

Wraith: Tt. If the boot fits.

------------ Snippet 30: guilt

Danny with his head on his desk, his elbows propped up as he massages his hands: hn

Damian, lurking to the side with a guilty look on his face:

Damian: can i....

Danny, silently holding his hand out to Damian: hrm

Damian, immediately taking it and doing the massages + finger exercises: ...im sorry

Danny: hm... I forgive you

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc au #dpxdc au #dp dc #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #this made me realize that Danny's ghosts PROBABLY don't know what he looks like under the mask for a WHILE #they just know he's a pain in the ass and also human and also insistent to get them back into the ghost zone #danny being the battinson bat clone is THE funniest thing to me like goddamn. you're a drowned kitten #does this imply that none of his rogues have seen his face in the two years before he got damian? yes. but wraith knowing why ember is #silent and being indignant with baby brother rage is so funny to me. protective little siblings ftw >>>> #dany being battinson bat makes so much sense because clone danny has no powers and runs around in a hoodie and jeans and baseball bat #and battinson is the exact amount of lanky and tall wet rat that seeing phantom WOULD be unsettling if you saw him at night. #also sam and damian get along but i dont know or think that damian would ever trust her tucker or jazz like he ever would with danny #he likes them and trusts them to take care of danny and him (to an extent) but he like. TRUSTS trusts danny. #hhhh fuck danny is permanently the battinson bat in my head fUCK. it makes so much sense #danny resorts to Batman Grunts when he’s overtired + in pain + unfocused

[hijinxinprogress]

Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

#Yj starting rumors about themselves and staging fights to make the media and jl look crazy #yj fucking with reporters and just the general public is the funniest thing to me #After the jl lectures yj about their lack of professionalism there’s always a trashy tabloid spreading rumors about yj for the next 3 month #the jl: we need to talk about your lack of professionalism in the field- #yj pretending to be sad while holding a huge stack of trashy tabloids: this is what you’re basing your opinion on?? You don’t trust me?? 🥺 #the jl having no idea they’ve been played: wait no- #young just us #young justice #yj98 #bart allen #dc impulse #kon el superboy #Greta Hayes #dc secret #Cissie king jones #Cassie sandsmark #gnc!cassie sandsmark #wondergirl #anita fite #dc empress #tim drake #dc red robin #Kon has definitely shown up ready to dismantle mfs from halfway across the world bc yj sounded distressed #And then he gets there and Barts like hold on I’ll restart it 🤩 I just found out about horror movies wtf is wrong with the past?? #Or he’s terrified Anita out her sleep again (she almost stabbed him) and she’s like dude I have fucking sleep apnea

[taxus-fraud]

I hope that this second Rainbow Six Siege collab happens after the Destiny 2 one, because, given that both those games use our Earth to establish their setting, it makes the Destiny collab much funnier in the context of occurring between two crossovers with a far more grounded setting.

From Doctor's perspective, you have a group of "humans" from a world called "Earth" who show up on Terra through some sort of interdimensional travel. They have some fancy technology and unusual equipment, but overall they're not too different from Terrans. They're well-trained soldiers and acclimate just fine to the culture.

Then you have a Guardian show up. They say they're a human from a world called Earth, so make the reasonable assumption that they shouldn't be too different from the other guys. This turns out to be entirely incorrect. They casually warp reality with an unknown kind of cosmic power. They die and come back to life over and over with seemingly no negative consequences. They constantly dance for no reason at all. When asked to describe their combat skills, they recount multiple instances of fighting and killing Gods, then turning them into weapons. Their equipment baffles and frightens a majority of the R&D department in the ways it seemingly defies the current understandings of physics, and yet the Guardian insists that they get many of these weapons by randomly finding them on the ground.

From what they say about their home, you deduce that, since the first humans arrived here, Earth has reached some kind of golden age not unlike that of Aegir, brought about by a cosmic entity dubbed 'The Traveler' arriving to their solar system and accelerating their technology and understanding of the universe to heights you couldn't fathom.

Then another group of humans from Earth shows up on Terra. You brace yourself to be faced with even stranger people and shown more unnatural wonders of technology. Nope. More guys from Team Rainbow. Entirely normal guys with the same kind of equipment and experience as the rest of that team. They don't know anything about a Traveler, a Golden Age, or any Guardians.

And you're just left sitting there, eternally wondering what the hell is up with Earth such that there's some kind of undead, god-killing turbo-freak running around, fighting an endless battle against hordes of unfathomable armies from beyond the stars, all while being apparently entirely disconnected from the rest of the people on Earth

#the other funniest thing they could do is imply that R6S actually takes place on pre-golden age Destiny earth #Guardian talking to team rainbow: 'when you get back I need you to find a guy named clovis bray; kick him in the balls as hard as you can.' #'trust me he'll deserve it' #arknights

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

#origins smp #i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅 #beeduo #otubbo #oranboo #beeduo fanart #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye

[hesbianyaoi]

i love snarky bitchy atsushi all around but the atsushi i love most is volume 1 atsushi that was incredibly weirded out by dazai. you can just feel how exasperated he was already. atsushi was not fucking with him

#it's kind of brilliant how atsushi just does not rock with him at first #and then over time they develop a mutually trusting intimate relationship. but i shan't go on about them on this post #it's just hilarious. atsushi is the funniest character in bsd to me #i know technically he's used to dazai's shenanigans but also i wish we got to see him like this more #i don't think any amount of exposure to dazai would make you immune to him #see: chuuya #the dazai-proximity agitation meter #the things i would do for atsushi to bite him once. just once #the cannibalism skit in the wan manga was not enough i need dazai drawn and quartered #bsd

[dailykeiji]

today's keiji is: what emotion is this facial expression supposed to convey

#why is this the funniest thing in the world to me #panel of keiji being ominous and creepy. immediate cut to the goofiest looking panel of him i have ever seen #he looks so kind and trusting i am going to step on him #your turn to die #yttd #keiji shinogi #daily keiji

[whosafraidofvirginiawoolf]

catherine deneuve and fanny ardant in 8 femmes (2002) dir. francois ozon

#htbt but trust me this is the funniest thing ever #8 femmes #catherine deneuve #fanny ardant #*mine: sc

[skitter-kitter]

I should be studying but instead I’m thinking about lear having a battle with Arceus. Will it happen in pokemas? idk but I’d love to see Lear try

#prince lear #this guys the funniest guy in the world to me #yeah. sure. your whole arc was about needing to trust others and now you’re willing to fight god #SURE #I hope this leads to actual interesting things for lear and not his situation being used to elevate others #like. all of the Galar villain arc and the va finale

[links-hella-fine-booty]

this is very out of nowhere but I thought it'd be fun to share that my dad when he was younger looked almost exactly like Sheldon Cooper lol

#not putting a pic because my dad hated being posted online but please trust me on this! #my dad was very Sheldon in life and funniest thing is my mom likes Sheldon a lot but never knew why #now we know :0c

[hashileio]

highlight from yesterday when i was playing among us with some of my friends and we had the most absurd games. half of us were new and rping as the pikmin squad and the other half was drunk af

#hashiart #among us #anyways RNG made me the impostor like 5 times in a row and gave me the opportunity to do the funniest thing #red really trusted me fully like yeah i think it's blue and he was all wiggly and being so silly and i'm just there like : ) yeah? #you're so sure it's blue? wow that's so silly....anyways what a coincidence we're alone in electrical :3c #like of all the people to do that to...it was to the impostor (me) skjdahdja #just needed to get this down before i forget how stupid this game was LMAO

[fischlcatgirl]

sometimes i forget what i named my wanderer (Kevin) so i opened up genshin and looked at my mail and i was like bitch. birthday of WHO. luckily for me his utter lack of chill and overwhelming charisma make him very recognizable even in letter form. soooo sorry you got a surprise party thrown for you king

#board certified my post #genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #no but literally its the funniest thing. people just love this guy. for no reason. poor little meow meow energy unmatched #people are tripping over themselves trying to make his life not a living hell and hes like no. i have to suffer forever #and then hes like. why.... the world has condemned me to suffer forever. what crime have i committed #like my guy. at some point this stops being about dottore killing your ability to trust and about your utter refusal to even try to rebuild #it. i mean WOAH who said that. i love him by the way hes silly

[itsnotacostume]

hotch: i suppose i have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

emily: suppose?

morgan: slight?

jj: tendency?

penelope: a bit?

#look i don't even know if this is funny but ive been positively pissing myself for like ten minutes #actually scratch that this is the funniest thing ive ever posted on this hellsite #LIKE. this is a canon conversation they've had. trust me. i was there #not noted is reid in the corner trying not to laugh but failing miserably #and hotch looking to rossi for help but rossi's just like “they're right 🤭” #anyway i love this team and i will make it everybody else's problem #criminal minds #cm #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #derek morgan #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #david rossi #spencer reid #incorrect quote

[manyothermusingsofmine]

been thinking some more about Klapollo and I think the only way I’d like it is if it’s like “could’ve happened if they were on the same page about it for like five fucking seconds but they never were it’s tragic really”

because like that leads to nonsense in my brain of like [texting] Klavier: Yeah so I got this new lipbalm Apollo: Cool what’s it called? Klavier: Passion crush or something idk Apollo: What’s it taste like? Klavier: Why don’t you come over and try it yourself? Apollo: Ew that’s super unhygienic don’t share your make up products with others. Klavier, aloud, at his phone: WHY DOES NOTHING I DO WORK ON YOU OH MEIN GOTT

#klavier gavin #apollo justice #give me more Klavier being absolutely completely flabbergasted that nothing in his flirting database does anything #plz its the funniest fucking thing to me #sorry im shipper [nonpracticing] idk why im like this either #canonxcanon so rarely does anything for me its not an AA specific problem trust #me wow the enterkey interrupted me #IDK WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU ITS COOL I GUESS I JUST DONT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT #y'all got it covered you dont need my input on anything

[the-commonplace-book]

i gotta draw knights radient as miraculous holders. i gotta

#miraculous ladybug #stormlight archive #cosmere #it started by thinking that shallan would obvs. have the fox #and now i've got a whole list #and need to draw dalinar with the rabbit. with the rabbit ears and umbrella. i gotta. for science (time travel - it just makes sense) #beth and i agreed that teft would have the pig because it was the funniest thing to give him the power to show people their deepest desires #and bring people happiness #like as his super power #also lopen gets the monkey yes chaos will reign supreme #renarin gets the snake #after a long chat we decided that kaladin would get the ladybug because of his big main character energy and how much he wants to fix thing #and save people and have everything be okay in the end #also because tikki and syl are very similar #and ALSO because he and szeth are such narrative foils for each other in a lot of ways #and giving szeth the cat just made sense #like can you imagine the adventures of plagg and szeth son son valano truthless of shinovar? #plagg begging him to throw out the stupid rock and eat a wheel of cheese kid you'll feel better trust me

[floaromaxtowns]

Note to self:

Don't ask SB who doesn't live in a country that doesn't celebrate Valentine's day, to do a valentine's day event 🤡🤡🤡

#[ rambles ] #BDJABKEQHEKAHIEJ #i think the funniest thing is that nobody pointed out it was wrong BCKABWKQHE #don't trust me i will fuck it up BDJABDJQHE #excuse me how dare Vday be on the same day #Brazilian Carnaval ends

[dykefever]

my dad was talking about his final haircut with his beloved hairdresser back home before they move saying it was quite sad and he was like we shook hands n i of course made a joke saying actually they kissed on the mouth and then my father goes with tongue x

#he gets it !! he’s a tumblr girl now #actually he’s just heard me and my brother making so many sloppy with tongue gay jokes that he’s now. caught on #was such a delightful moment last night #also had the funniest waitress she asked for id’s but i didn’t have mine and she goes oh i’ll trust you #and then later empties a decent amount of wine in my glass it would so much xxxx i think we’re in love ? #laura says some things