#trans joke

[mysidaesm]

Actual thought my egg-ass had

#trans #transgender #transmasc #transmaculine #trans boy #trans man #trans meme #trans pride #trans joke #trans jokes #trans memes #traa #traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns #egg_irl #egg irl

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

I can't wait for the day when trans women can finally get pregnant/give birth. We'll finally have the answer to if being kicked in the balls or giving birth is more painful.

#/JK #But in all seriousness #I love all trans women (/plat) #And I really do hope that someday trans women will be able to give birth (if they want to ofc) #Trans #Transgender #Trans Women #Trans Fem #Trans Femme #LGBT+ #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA+ #Queer #Trans Joke #Trans Woman #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Just Chatting #Trans Chaos #Note to self!

[fnaf-hideout]

His transition was a success! 🐊🏳️‍⚧️ (alligator emoji & trans flag emoji)

#he's just like me fr #(I'm a trans monty fictionkin) #montgomery gator #monty gator #transmasc #trans joke #fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin #ruin dlc #fnaf spoilers #ruin spoilers #cw emoji #undescribed #cw scopophobia

[ftm-radio]

Hello! Here are some fun facts about me!

I am...

quite pale

permanently tired-looking with shadowy circles under my eyes

naturally very protective of and reluctant to part with my blood (nurses HATE him)

sensitive to bright light

unfortunately rather hairless

liable to use unnecessarily formal/stilted language at the drop of a hat

fairly nocturnal

a hermit

currently obsessed with victorian aesthetics (for writing purposes, but still)

literally allergic to sunlight, I think???

and I have to say, it is horribly cruel of the universe to make me so vampire-coded when it is my god-given, transgender right to be a goddamn werewolf.

#my strongly suspected sun allergy could be a gift from my grandpa! thanks pappy! REALLY APPRECIATE IT PAPPY! #ftm radio #transgender #trans #ftm #trans guy #nonbinary trans guy #trans masc #trans man #trans masculine #nonbinary #nonbinary man #nonbinary guy #ftm meme #trans meme #trans funny #trans joke #vampire #werewolf #trans vampire #trans werewolf #vampire coded #werewolf coded

[mushed-kid]

ftm vagina call that a mancave

#ftm #trans #transgender #lgbtq community #trans joke

[goodoldfashionednerd]

"Men can't have their periods!!!" Oh yeah? Then why is it called menstruations?

#terfs don't interact #trans #trans man #trans meme #trans joke #trans rights #queer #random post #random shitpost

[skywalkerbootleg]

Me sitting down:

Remembering that I want to pass as a (cis) guy

Remembering that I'm also gay

#trans #lgbtq #lgbt #ftm #lgbtqia #transmasc #gay #mlm #transgender #lgbt joke #trans joke #trans humor #trans memes #trans meme #trans jokes

[iameatingrocks]

why does elon musk want to change twitter's name to X so bad. he realizes hes making his app transition right

#elon musk #twitter #x #elon musk x #twitter x #seriously hes just making the app transition #there are TWO genders- Twitter and X #Are you atab or axab #for a man who claims to be transphobic he sure is acting like a trans ally rn #trans memes #trans humor #transgender #trans jokes #trans meme #trans joke #i am in fact trans btw

[wakewithgiggli]

#funny #trans #trans joke

[wrong-atlantis-direction-ghosts]

the fact that one could legally change one's name implies that one could also illegally change one's name and honestly i'm starting to think thatd be easier

#trans #trans things #trans stuff #transgender #trans rights #queer #queer meme #queer humour #trans joke #text post #shipost #joke #humour #trans humour #lgbt

[fella-lovin-fella]

i can't explain it but the beer and nachos combination gives me so much gender

#trans men #trans memes #trans humor #trans joke #trans #transgender #trans pride #trans rights #trans mlm #transgender identity #trans guy #trans masc #masc #trans man #nb #nonbinary #nonbinary meme #dantes talking again

[gostbat]

Transmasc goals:

- be a litlle eepy cat boy

- set fire to the government and end with capitalism

- crochet

#lgbt #lgbt jokes #trans #transmasc #transmasc joke #trans joke

[burger-king-unofficial]

"To be Frank" No. I don't want to frank.

#trans joke #shitty joke #burger king

[keef-a-corn]

What does ma’am and Trans Women post bottom surgery have in common?

The d was removed

#trans joke #shut up #I think I’m funny #because I totally am #joke

[ftm-radio]

my dad: when the insurance updates I'll have to try to remember the right name and birth date when I pick up your prescription

me: well, the birth date's the same, I didn't trans that part! :]

...

me, internally, just a little salty: if y'all were trans you would've laughed

#ftm radio #my dad remembers my name btw its just that i think my middle initials elude him sometimes bc he's old #ftm funny #ftm joke #trans joke #trans humor

[obsidiandious]

God spoke to me in a dream

#Zatch Thoughts #fuck fascists #leftist #politics #transgender #trans joke #cis people #/derogatory #I was making a pin and this came to me #it made me laugh far more then it should have