pegasus: viperion my beloved
viperion: look at that fuvking turtle man
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Midnight Doodle number 2
PD : If I am 😌✨
✨ - - >>SPANISH <-<-<-✨
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Person B: So a...cup of ice??
Person A: Yup.
Person B: ..Okay...Coming right up?
Person B walks away
Person D: Well, look who it is! If it isn't Person A, the ugly nerd!
Person A: Pfft- Seriously? What is this? Kindergarten?
Person D: You- You're just jealous!
Person A: Of what? You? Please, why would I want to be known as a slut??
Person D: Ugh! You think your soooo hot, don't you?! Who on earth would ever be interested in someone with those duck lips??
Person A: Hmmm, funny. Cause your boyfriend didn't complain when he had his tongue down my throat last night!
Person B: Here's your cup of I-
Person A: Thanks
Person A: *Throws ice into Person D's face*
Person A: Some ice for that burn.
Person B, absolutely lovestruck: Holy Shit- Who was that?! And how can I get their number??
Person D: Seriously??
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no I won't be explaining further
❕% 🗯. terminei banana fish hoje, o que restou foi depressão e preciso que alguém pague a minha terapia.
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*You, me and like 18 other people you don’t know are doing that silly little rainbow parachute game we did in p.e. during primary school*
*As it’s being shook I am suddenly and silently dragged under*
*after a moment someone releases their edge of the trampoline by accident and I’m lying dead on the floor with my head caved in and a bat lying next to me*
*everyone screams in joy and the game continues*
this one was especially hard bc they're all baby to me ☺️
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Hello, today we´re gonna play a little game I like to call "Wrestling or Porn?"
I swear you could use all these as sexy art references, and no one would even know the difference.
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When the trauma hits
Ah, comedy shorts that are only understood if they speak Spanish
-> SPANISH <-
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No needles or syringes in sight?
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Compatibility test ✨
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Takes a massive dump
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Need to write for the partners in crime au but head empty,,,
Oh and i played a game of duos and my teammate WALKED RIGHT PAST A HEALING PATHFINDER AND THEN DIED TO SAID PATH BECAUSE HE DIDNT SEE HIM WHATSOEVER-
i was screaming internally the entire time-
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Damian: I’m over it.
Damian: *Gestures to Jason*
Tim: Damian don’t do anything stupid.
Damian, with murder in his eyes: Oh I won’t.
Damian: ...Not while there’s any witnesses at least.
Damian: ....He’s behind me, right.
Jason: More like above you, actually.
Damian, lunging at Jason: I AM NOT A SHORTSTACK TODD, I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME
Tim: You know, medically speaking he’s actually tall for his age.
Dick: Yeah I know, you know how Jason is though.
Tim, eyes glowing: ...but I’m not going to tell him that. >:)
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⠀◟𖥻🗞៹┊o photopea de vocês tá funcionando normal? Pq o meu tá só Jesus.
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If I think about what others will think, what will they think about?
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asking for a friend, will you find sally Mandela in mergiune batter if you (not me) were to HYPOTHETICALLY (Not really) eat some?