#toaster fire

[zcottwhathuh]

when the toaster is on fire 😳

fkn love these 2 istg

#glass joe #mr sandman #punch out #punch out wii #hourglass #toaster fire #they are in love.

[qlovefox]

I swear I’ve just awoken in an alternate universe. Is the term ‘toaster fire’ widely used to describe something shitty? I could’ve sworn it was, but everyone I’ve spoken to doesn’t know what the fuck I’m talking about. Can we make toaster fire a thing?

Ex: Twitter is a total toaster fire

#confused #alternate reality #english #vocabulary #pop culture #slang #does anybody else hail from my universe? #I think I’m going insane #has everyone in the world teamed up to prank me? #is this not a real term? #toaster fire #funnyshit #shitpost #tumblr memes

[bristolianmapper]

ATTENTION HELLDIVERS! The ministry of truth is lying to you!

Don’t listen to their outlandish malarkey and sugarcoated ersatz! Don’t listen to the formulated lies about the non-existence of flying Terminids!

Earlier today, in a routine impossible-difficulty mission to Hellmire, after being attacked brutally by an enormous Bile Titan, I found myself being hunted by a viscous horde of Terminid spewers, chargers and warriors, so I ran away to ‘safety’ to hopefully find the chance to reload my trusty shotgun.

However, as I found myself at the edge of the combat zone, surrounded from all sides by the awful bugs, and as far as I could possibly be from my fellow Helldivers, I found myself decended upon by what seemed to be flying Scavengers and Warriors! But besides that, they were… different!

They were more powerful! They were stronger! They were faster, more nimble and most importantly, flying! Compared to the average 5 or 6 hits to down a Helldiver from a normal scavenger, these only took 2 or 3! Potentially even less if I hadn’t used medium armour!

Truly horrifying!

So fellow Helldivers, don’t listen to the Ministry of Truth’s lies! Spread the word! Share any encounters! We must show the people of the Helldivers and Super Earth the truth of the Terminids and most importantly, these new “Hunters” as they are so called!

#helldivers #helldivers 2 #terminids #super earth #ministry of truth #don’t believe the lies of super earth #I’m not a traitor I swear #the ministry of truth are a bunch of socialist toasters #hellmire is a scary planet #kill the terminids with fire

[smoliboops]

me anytime im depressed ever since The Giggle premiered: SAVE ME "Fourteenth Doctor & Donna Noble" category on AO3 SAVE ME

#doctor who #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #me extremely burnt out seeing a new fic/chapter where fourteen once again sets donna's toaster on fire -> :D #this is also me indirectly talking to the fics i follow #anytime ya'll update my day's a little brighter #also side note

[toaster-boi]

ARMORED CORE VI GOT BEST ACTION GAME AT THE GAME AWARDS, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

#toaster thoughts #armored core #armored core 6 #armored core vi #armored core fires of rubicon #WOOOOOOO

[todd-queen]

see but I'll still never be over the fact that Peeta gets mad at Katniss for not telling him about Snow's threat in the beginning of CF because it could end up hurting his family too, who he has to protect, vs on the beach he tells her "Nobody needs me" (352) and I just.

and both can be true!!! he can feel a need to protect his family and shield them from whatever Snow will throw at them, but they don't need him in their lives. he lives alone in Victor's Village because they get on just fine without him.

both games Peeta went into the arena thinking his family wouldn't care if he made it out :( but he still tried to protect them anyway..

#im very emotional about this no one touch me #and god by the second games he's already made peace with it and just wants to get katniss home #i actually cant wait to take a bath with my toaster tonight #peeta mellark #the hunger games #catching fire

[that--unusual-person]

the horrors persist but so do we

happy 2024

#i forgot about new years LMAO #so burntout i might as well identify as a toaster on fire

[alistorz]

#octokitten #octokittens #the mechanisms #his name is Oh my god the toasters on fire #Alistors sewing nonsense #he is one of 15 abominations

[hikari-saito]

Friend: “Would you ever want to have any smart appliances?”

Me: “No.

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “Exhibit A:”

#no more oven fires for me #one is more than enough #Toaster play Back In Black by AC/DC #i dont want my fridge calling me out on how much milk I drink #its putting us in debt #megaman battle network #nt warrior #rockman exe

[nando161mando]

On Electric Cars (and their shortcomings)

#electric cars #electric vehicles #ev car brands #ev car goes up in flames & sets house on fire after driver put toaster under car to ‘warm up batteries’ in cold weather #ev cars #cars #car #vehicle #vehicle electronics #vehicles #pollution #pollutants #polluted water #polluted air #ecology #econotego #class war #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #video

[thejadecount]

Dipper, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Bill, leaning seductively over the counter: Only my desire for you

Wirt, monotone: The toaster’s on fire.

#cipherpinescone #cipherpinescone incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #billdip #pinescone #ciphercone #Wirt’s is just making coffee and going about his morning with eyebags the size of the Mariana Trench #and he just looks at the toaster #then at Dipper #*sighs and takes a sip of coffee* #the toaster’s on fire. again

[carcarrot]

nothing better than insanely researching what is the best kind of a certain product to buy today and finding out that you should just get one made 50 years ago

#today's topic: toaster ovens! #my dad finally put our beloved delonghi out of commission after it blew out another extension cord #so in the interest of not setting our apartment on fire i had to look for a replacement today #ultimately decided on a proctor silex one that was also an air fryer and was pretty reasonable for the price #so clearly i now will own an air fryer. #but a little digging on reddit taught me abt how older toaster ovens used nickel instead of aluminum which is apparently better for heating #and people will be talking abt how their toaster from 71 still works. crazy #i think one day i would love to outfit my hypothetical own place w vintage appliances #partly bc everything looked cooler and also because things used to be made to last. novel concept! #anyway

[trio-of-chaos]

Okay me and Sidon are here!!!! Sorry it took us so long!!!

hey auntie Flare, hey uncle Sidon

mommy is still asleep

#//sorry it took me so long #//was busy :p #//and since mitochondria is a pokemon #//she is basically writing this and showing you guys #//using toaster to communicate lol #pokeblogging #pokemon #real pokemon #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #fire sis #water bro #mitochondria talks

[kieren-fucking-walker]

which horror protagonist trope are you? 🔪🩸

Take this uQuiz to find out which horror movie protagonist trope you are, and then use this Piccrew to create your protagonist!

Tagged by: @softest-punk (sort of!)

Hey now, you can be sensible and not boring! I got all my friends out (never mind everyone else) and I've never felt particularly afraid of any horror movie villain I can punch.

They are very tired but they're alive and unimpressed with your murders, try harder.

Tagging anyone who wants to do this because it looks fun (that's what I did!) and also @dont-offend-the-bees because you're my horror buddy and I think between us we'd survive a horror (or at the very least I would make sure you got out and scramble after you or maybe haunt you as a friendly ghost to lessen the trauma ig?)

#tag games #horror #this was fun #sensible isnt boring i promise #its sensible to just beat the guy with anything you have to hand if you're trapped in a corner #catch me beating off a bad guy with a toaster kicking him in the balls and pulling the fire alarm on my way out of the building #and then calling the authorities because while i care not for them #im not getting caught up in some legal black hole after this #and while the legal system is shit #its their problem now

[everlastiingiimmortals]

dude yall are going to have to hold me back from writing Sam when more lore of him drops holy shit holy shit holy shit

#//immortal; (OOC) #jing yuan who? i only know the sexy robot #/j but i'm so serious about writing him though tbh #IF NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW SENTII GOT ME #ROBOTFUCKERS TOGETHER #FUCK YOU STARRY I'LL FUCK THAT TOASTER HE'S A FIRE DESTRUCTION CHARA #LITERALLY A TOASTER

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Me celebrating the end of Nine Realms season 6 in June only to wake up after my exams on September 10 to see that season 7 drops in four days

I know what I'm going to be doing in a week's time

#i'm going to jump into a toaster and hurl myself into the ocean #IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS. SEASON 6 DROPPED THREE MONTHS AGO. SEASON 7 IS RELEASING IN LESS THAN A WEEK #FORGET THE JOKES ABOUT MAPPA LOCKING UP THEIR ANIMATORS IN A BUNKER- DREAMWORKS IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL ENTIRELY #why does this show still exist. please. no one wants to watch this. good god. #i just recovered from all my exams are you telling me i have to spend my midsession break crying over this fucking dumpster fire #nine realms but legit #agnirambles