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#cipherpinescone incorrect quotes
thejadecount · 2 years
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Dipper, walking into the kitchen: Is something burning?
Bill, leaning seductively over the counter: Only my desire for you
Wirt, monotone: The toaster’s on fire.
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Bill: Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Bill way.
Dipper: Isn't that the wrong way?
Bill: Yeah, but it's faster.
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Oh c'mon, Will. It wasn't THAT bad!
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thejadecount · 2 years
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Rev! Wirt: We need to distract these guys
Fight! Dipper: Leave it to me.
Fight! Dipper: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Rev! Dipper, Bill and Fight! Wirt: *Immediately begins arguing*
Wirt, watching in horror: Oh this. I do not like this. I don’t like this at all.
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Bill: Not to be creepy, but I'd love to make out with your feet.
Dipper: SOMEHOW, that was STILL CREEPY.
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