i need the four people on this website who have both watched mash and star trek enterprise to understand the vision that i just had, and it's that colonel flagg is a temporal agent like daniels from enterprise. both of them were clearly in the bottom 10% at temporal agent school, maybe even roommates, which is why the temporal cold war is such a mess that only gets progressively worse every time daniels touches it, and the mash 4077 can't get un-stuck from the korean war for 11 goddamn years. they are very bad at their jobs. this is also why ***gestures to colonel flagg's whole deal that is clearly not endorsed by the CIA*** and why daniels tried to convince captain archer that he was a trustworthy person from the future because "you like your scrambled eggs soft."
this is the deepest cut i think i could make but i have made it.
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Chapters: 4/5
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, CC-2224 | Cody, Mace Windu, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Plo Koon, Satine Kryze, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-3636 | Wolffe, CC-5052 | Bly, Ahsoka Tano, CC-1010 | Fox, Quinlan Vos, Vokara Che, Darth Maul, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, Jar Jar Binks
Additional Tags: James Bond AU, This is based off Skyfall mostly, Spies & Secret Agents, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan Kenobi Has PTSD, Faked character death, Grandparent Dooku (Star Wars), Light Angst, Grief/Mourning, BAMF Obi-Wan Kenobi, BAMF CC-2224 | Cody, Alternate Universe - James Bond Fusion, Cody is an incredible agent, Obi-Wan going surprise I'm not dead, Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Disaster, Anakin Skywalker Needs a Hug, Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Kidnapping, Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Little Shit, CC-2224 | Cody is a Little Shit, Darth Maul is Obsessed with Obi-Wan Kenobi, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Darth Maul Has His Lower Half, But only because I gave him a different problem instead, Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs a Hug, Jar Jar appears for one scene, Protective CC-2224 | Cody
Summary:
Obi-Wan Kenobi (007) was an agent at the top of his game until he "died" at the hands of his fellow agent in pursuit of an enemy agent. MI6 mourns him, and life continues as before, until their dead agent turns up, very much alive. Only 007 has been reassigned to a new agent, so what happens now?
Extract:
He entered his main room with his gun raised, hands steady, looking at the body in the chair by his window and hearing the clink of ice against a glass as it was lifted to the lips of someone he couldn’t see.
“Kenobi.” He sighed, flicking on the lights to reveal his former agent staring back at him with those piercing blue eyes, his ginger hair down to his collar and a beard that hid most of his lips and his jaw. He lowered his gun as he approached, watching the other’s movements carefully, noting his right arm in a sling over the crisp white shirt. “What are you doing here?”
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gonna be completely honest, i’ve found your silence on the ongoing genocide in palestine throughout this winter break confusing if anything else. i understand f1blr is a fun space to disconnect from things happening irl but it literally does not hurt to reblog even a single post acknowledging what’s been going on for months. and there’s no way to have missed it, unless you purposely go out of your way to considering how constantly online you are, but just know that it’s clear where you stand, as silence on such a case is a loud enough answer. we’re all ordinary people, no one expects you to donate or protest or give up your own place in the world, but to not even take a second during literal off-season when nothing of actual relevance is happening atm is… definitely a choice.
i shouldn’t feel the need to respond to this but i do bc i just need to make it clear that you do not know me. i exist outside of this blog. i have personal social media. personal conversations. personal work meetings. personal events. i have advocated. i have protested. i have donated. so to say that me not reblogging posts on my car blog makes it clear where i stand is just fucking. you do not know me. as for the ‘constantly online’ and it’s ‘literal off-season’ and ‘definitely a choice’ comments to make it appear like im whatever ur trying to infer. i spend twenty minutes a day on this blog maximum. if you look at my blog which you clearly do. you can work out i have five queued posts at the exact same time intervals every work day and i have done for over two years. the posts in my queue now have been queued for months. i have three waking hours a day total where im not working. i am barely on this blog bc i literally don’t have time. you do not know me
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