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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 8 months

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I bet Miguel can cook REALLY well.

Like CRAZY WELL.

Being a dad he did have to come up with something to eat for dinner every night

And with Gabriella being a bit picky, sometimes he had to get creative

And some of his favorite memories are the conversations he and Gabbie had while dinner was on the stove

But even now, he loves it. Miguel finds he act of cooking so relaxing. He likes the peace and the order of it

And even if he comes in really really late from HQ - he'll still try and cook something

Fighting sleep while cooking a quesadilla on the stove

He's a Sazon loyalist SORRY ADOBO STANS

There's always tortillas, sour cream and salsa verde in his fridge - freshly made

(if you got those you can figure something out)

And he grows his own cilantro and basil on the window sill

And he'll never use powdered garlic, only fresh

Yes he can eat garlic - yes people on campus ask him that a lot

(he's hot ACTUALLY a vampire)

His seafood is TO DIE FOR

Miguel can make amazing lobster tail, or crab legs (with Old Bay and butter of course)

And his Ceviche is SO GOOD and SO FRESH

Most likely makes everything spicy. It's not even that he 'loves' spicy food - He just makes it spicy AF and acts like he doesn't notice

MEANWHILE you're next to him and it hurts to breathe

He and Hobie are bean stans.

Miguel loves them in Chilli con Carne, with rice, refried, you name it

and Hobie goes through those British blue cans of Heinz baked beans like it's nobodies business

They both think beans are underrated

Makes AMAZING MOLE and even better Tamales

But you have to BEG him for weeks on end to get him to make Tamales cause he can't be bothered - and he will make you help

He likes Avocado, like in general. On toast, with eggs, guacamole use always a staple

He'll often just eat chips and guacamole the whole day in his office and he'll get pissed if the food court is out of it.

Well look at a corn shell ground beef taco and be like 'You think that's a taco? Is that what you honestly believe?'

Loves cooking with other people - in fact Miguel actually just likes working with people in general. That's why Lyla has a personality.

He's good at guiding others during cooking and teaching them things and not bossing them around

OBSESSED LIKE CONCERNINGLY SO

With mango and Tajin

He'll put Tajin seasoning on ANYTHING - the first time Jess saw him put it on watermelon she was like 'what for????'

But he loves fruit in general, watermelon, lychee, guava. A lot of them are grown fresh in the Society gardens

Strawberries are a favorite of his. Gabriella loved strawberries on pancakes

He pronounces lychee - Leechee (not Lie-chee)

He's the fucking PRO at protein shakes and milkshakes

The man needs workout fuel and whey powder and kale and potassium and-

He's in the kitchen 5am getting ready for the gym

Making a shit ton of peanut butter strawberry banana and oats protein smoothie with coconut milk and honey to sweeten

Because he does have a sweet tooth.

Jolly Ranchers are an oral fixation

You can hear him sucking on one, the quiet clacking of it.

Or see him press it into his cheek, lost in thought

But baking and sweets are his secret love

He just doesn't have anyone to test it on anymore - so he doesn't

His flan is the best, and it was one of Gabbie's show faves

He eats parfaits pretty often, and makes them a lot for Jess (and she teases it for it)

Miguel LOVES tres leches cake, as sweet as possible. And fancy stuff like creme brulee

Don't tell anyone but he actually really likes cheesecake he acts like it's a secret

With him cooking get ready for the most sugariest breakfast ever. It's a dad thing.

Whipped cream, fruits, syrup, chocolate chips, you name it.

Sure Miguel shouldn't have been giving Gabriella THAT much sugar THAT early - but with you it's fine so enjoy the stomach ache in two hours

Another dad thing:

COOK OUT FOOD.

Him and Peter get INTENSE.

Miguel swears by charcoal grills, Peter likes propane and gas

Miguel is the tio with the best Hot dogs and relish that HITS

Peter is the burger dad who spends an insane amount of money on Angus beef

Miguel judges your hot dog toppings but says nothing

His ELOTE???? EUPHORIC

Like,,, it'll bring you to tears it's so good - I don't know how he does it

And when it comes to cooking he's ALWAYS willing to learn

He'd rather invite you over and cook you something than going out to eat

He'll learn something you like or where you're from and make something from there

Even better if you can teach him how to make something - the two of you can make it together

But his favorite part by far is setting it down at the table, trying not to seem like he's watching your reaction

And seeing your face light up at the first bite

Or even better -

Seeing you collapse into bed with a food coma

Miguel with cooking and food as a love language

#yes please #spiderman #atsv #marvel #spider man #across the spiderverse #Miguel Ohara #Miguel x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel o hara #Miguel O'hara x reader #Miguel Ohara x reader #Miguel x you #gabriella o’hara

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cucumberteapot · 10 months

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It's insane how subtle the familiar relationships are coded between the characters in this film, and how everyone respects that dynamic. Gwen asks Jess if she would adopted her but Jess turns on her in the end. Miles calls Miguel "tio" but Miguel attacks him. Peter wanted to have Mayday in hopes she'd turn out like Miles, but he fails Miles by siding with Miguel. Gwen lives with Hobie and wears his clothes like a younger sibling would borrow their old sibling's clothing. When talking to Prowler, Miles refers to Jefferson as "our" dad establishing that brother-twin allusion. And then there's also the fact that even though they're from different universes, 1610 Miles still sees 42 Aaron as his uncle, but 42 Miles doesn't see 1610 Jefferson as his dad. I don't know, that's all just crazy to me.

But what really gets me is how Rio and Aaron (briefly) can't tell 1610 Miles isn't 42 Miles, even when he's taken his braids out and probably sounds different (different VA). Like Rio doesn't even have to sit with it for a minute, she just carries on as though it's totally normal same with Aaron until he presumably gets a text from 42, and I think it just shows that Miles' family, at least subconsciously, loves every version of him no matter what - 42, 1610, Spider-man or Prowler.

#across the spiderverse #spiderman #miles morales #atsv #spiderverse #gwen stacy #hobie brown #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #prowler #aaron davis #jefferson morales #rio morales #spiderman across the spiderverse

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popquizhot-shot · 10 months

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Alright, I have another Uncle Gabriel scenario. What if Gabriel and reader play hide and seek inside spider HQ (they're just watching Disney movies and eating any crappy food Miguel doesn't let them eat bc "you're going to get cavities if you keep eating them every day") and Miguel is going into panic/feral mode (fangs out and everything) meanwhile Lyla and Jess are just enjoying the chaos (those two know where you are bc Jess and Lyla are that protective of you as well) until you come back with Gabriel on a sugar rush and Miguel just starts scolding his brother in Spanish and reader is like 👁👄👁 "dad, I was just gone watching Frozen and Finding Nemo with Ubcle Gabe, I wasn't kidnapped."

Oh my GOD YES WORRIED MIGUEL

Ok look I have two older brothers and the eldest is just like Miguel while the other is like Gabi and I’ve been in a situation just like this

Just imagine

You and Tio Gabi are chilling, eating like junk literal fucking dumpsters and not caring about your health like true younger siblings or spoilt children and youre both just lying there with food babies and borderline food comas and you spot the bag of candy and you and him look at each other and knowing full well Miguel is going to kill the both of you, you attack the bag like rabid animals, devouring them with like The princess and the frog in the background(my hc that both you and Gabriel have a mild crush on Naveen)

So you finally demolish the food and y’all are waddling back to the office and Jess is just smirking at the both of you and Miguel sees you and he’s LIVID.

“Cabrón!” He shouts and then goes off into a flurry of Spanish and soon he just sounds like he’s spitting saliva because he’s speaking so fast and you’re just

“APPA-

“WHAT?”

“WE WERE WATCHING MOVIES”

“WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME”

And you’re stumped because Yk you didn’t tell him because you’d be eating junk and he’ddisapprove and give you the stink eye

The only thing to do is obvious.

“TIO SAID NOT TO TELL YOU”

“EH???” Gabriel’s incredulous protests fill the office

And then you just watch innocently as Miguel casually starts roasting his brothers existence

#mini miguel<33 #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o’hara x you #miguel o’hara x y/n #miguel o’hara x reader #atsv #atsv x Reader #echo has answered

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nattinatalia · 11 months

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Urban Wyatt x Reader : DANCE RECITALS

Requested & ideas by my buttercup 💚 @harlowcomehome

Your daughter Cassie, your niece Mia and your nephew Ezequiel were part of the school's dance recital. They each had their own little five minute moment to do their performance.

They picked the songs themselves and the school dance teacher would help them with the cherograpy, but most of it the kids would be doing their own thing.

Ezequiel of course picked one of Jack's songs, which was What’s Poppin. Mia had chosen one of her moms song which was Wow BB. Your daughter had chosen your song Dolores, and she would incorporate a camera to represent Urban.

Cassie was the last one to perform and she did such an amazing job. You couldn’t be more proud of her. She’s usually a shy little thing, so to see her come out of her shell, it brought a huge smile to your face and even some tears.

Urban- who had arrived with Jack and Jessica was standing in the very front row recording the entire thing, cheering her on.

Once Cassie was done, the curtains closed and you all clapped for your babygirl and for all the kids who had performed.

“Our kids will be taking our careers in the future.” Jack says jokingly.

“We definitely have our hands full with them.” Urban says, joining you all.

You were waiting for the kids by the stage since the principal requested the parents to stay in their seats and not head backstage, just to avoid a crowd.

“Tio Urb, daddy.” Ezequiel comes running towards you all.

“What’s up? Where’s your sister and Cassie?.” Jack asks him, turning around quickly at the panicked sound of his voice.

“Come, go.” He’s out of breath. “Someone made Cassie cry.”

“WHAT?” Urban yells.

“Let’s go.” You say and follow behind Ezequiel.

Once you make it to the backstage area, you see Mia holding a crying Cassie, comforting her but glaring at some kids.

When Cassie sees you two there she automatically runs to Urban so she could be picked up. “What’s wrong baby?” He hugs her tight against his chest.

“Que paso mija?” You rub her back.

“Can we go homes?” She cries out.

“After you tell me what happened baby, so we can try to make it better.” Urban tells her.

“Nino, some kids said that you and Nina don’t love each other and that you don’t love Cassie. They laughed at her, saying her dance was ugly.” Mia explains.

“Who said that, which kids?” Jack asks.

Ezequiel points to four kids who were standing with their moms. So you and Jess make your way to them.

“Excuse me.” You interrupt their conversation.

“Yeah?” The woman looks at you up and down.

“It seems like your kids made rude comments and made my daughter cry.”

“Who’s your daughter?” The other lady rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, fully giving you attitude.

“Cassandra.”

The women look at each other and chuckle, “Well now it makes sense.”

“Excuse me? Listen lady, if your kids don’t have anything nice to say, maybe teach them to keep their comments to themselves.” Jessica tells them.

“Whatever it is that they said, I’m sure it was for a reason, right kids?”

One of the kids nods “Not my fault Cassie mom and daddy don’t love her.”

“My mommy and daddy ALWAYS go places together. Cassie's parents don’t, we saw.”Another kid says.

You and Jessica are shocked by what these little shits just said. You could only imagine what they say to Cassie when no one is around.

“Que no está gringa es la que le está poniendo los cuernos a su marido con el director?”

Jessica gasps, “Oh my god, si es ella.” You both start laughing.

“We’re not in Mexico, we speak English here.”One of the lady’s snaps.

“What the fuck?” Jack comes quickly to stand by Jessica.

“Say that shit again.” Urban says, standing next to you now.

The women look up at both Urban and Jack. “Oh my god, you’re- we're big fans of the both of you.”

“Cut the shit, you just disrespected my wife.” Urban snaps.

“Wife? Aren’t you two separated?”

Urban, who is still holding a crying Cassie, pulls you to his side and wraps one arm around your waist. “She’s my wife and your little shit kids made my daughter cry.”

“Everyone calm down, settle down.” The principal finally makes an appearance and stands next to the two ladies. “What’s going on here?”

“Seems like we need to reconsider where we put our money into Xavier.” Jack glares at the principal.

“Wh-whatever is going on, we can fix it.”

“I don’t think they can be fixed. These kids made my goddaughter cry and then these ladies said racist shit to our wives. So tell me Xavier, how do we fix this?” Jack asks.

“Mr Harlo-“

Jack snaps his finger, “Oh I know.” He looks at between the two women and their kids “I want them expelled.”

“EXCUSE ME?”

“Mr, Harlow please, if we could avoid the dramatics.”

“Jackman, baby, are you sure?” Jess asks.

“This won’t look good and you know how the press is, they’ll make a story out of this.” You add.

One of the women smirks, “Listen to your wives, because we’ll tell everyone.”

Jack and Urban share a knowing look. “Then I’ll tell everyone about your racist comments and that you enjoy making kids cry. I have it all recorded.” Urban flashes them his camera.

“Come on, we're leaving.” Jack grabs a hold of Jessica's hand. “I’m not kidding Xavier, fix who you have in this school or everyone will know what happens between parent conferences.”

You smile, “Next time think twice about who you’re coming after.”

“By the way, my daughter was amazing. You little shits are the ones who sucked.” Urban glares at the kids.

“Urb.” You let out a chuckle.

“I don’t care, I’ll fight kids, especially if they make my baby cry.” He shrugs and you three walk out of the school.

“Are you feeling better mamas?” You ask Cassie, as soon as you make it outside by the playground and tables, meeting The Harlows there.

“Mhm, I think.” She whispers out, you can definitely tell she’s still upset so that makes you sad because today was supposed to be a fun day for her.

“Cassie bear.” Mia runs to her and hugs her tight. “Don’t listen to them okay?”

Ez nods, “Want me to beat up the boy?”

“Ezequiel.” Jack warns him.

He shrugs, “They made her cry, they were big meanies.”

“I know baby, but we don’t put our hands on people, that’s not nice.” Jess tells him.

“Fine.” Ez rolls his eyes as he goes to hug Cassie. “Let’s get ice cream?”

“Can we meet you guys there?” Urban asks Jack, “I want to talk to her for a bit.” He motions at Cassie who is still in his arms.

“Yeah, take all the time you need.” Jess kisses Cassie on top of her head. “Hiciste un buen trabajo mi niña, I’m proud of you.”

Cassie smiles just a little bit “Gracias Nina.”

After they all leave, it’s just you and your little family.

“Cassie.” Urban pulls her aside and sits her down in the middle of you and him. “I need you to know that your mommy and I love you so much. You make us the happiest parents ever. You were amazing in there.”

“But why you and mommy not get here together?” She whispers.

“I was at a meeting, baby, and your daddy was working with your Nino.”

“I love you and your mommy so much.” Urban kneels in front of her, grabbing both yours and Cassie’s hand. “You two are the most important people in my life. Mommy and I are just taking time to get our thoughts together. But we still love each other, but most importantly, we love you and we always will.”

You give Urban’s hand a squeeze, smiling at him. “Those kids are just jealous because you’re the coolest girl with the coolest parents.”

Cassie smiles nodding. “I have coolest parents”

You and Urban laugh at that. “Yeah you do, but we have the most amazing, beautiful and talented daughter.”

Cassie smiles and she turns to look at you then at Urban. “We get ice cream now.?”

“We’ll get you all the ice cream your heart desires baby.” You tell her, standing up.

“Okaiis, let’s go.”

You three are walking to the parking lot, hand in hand, and it’s just your luck that you’re parked next to one of the ladies who you had an argument with.

“Straight into the car Urban.” You warn.

“Babe.” He chuckles, “Tell that to yourself, you’re shaking.”

“Mhmm, she’s lucky there’s kids around. That’s all I’m saying.” As you unlock your car, the woman is staring you and Urban down, but you decide to be the bigger person and ignore her.

“Hey you meanies.” Cassie yells as Urban is buckling her into her seat. “My parents do love me and thems. You just suck.”

The little boy gasps and hides behind his moms legs.

“That’s right, you tell them baby” Urban chuckles.

“And I’m getting all the ice creams. My mommy and daddy are coolest, yous suck.” She continues.

“Cassandra, ya mija.” You love that she decided to stand up for herself just then, but you don’t want her to be mean and lower herself to their standards.

“I’m done pomise.” She giggles.

Once you’re all buckled up and ready to go, Urban turns in his seat to look back at Cassie. “When we get home do you want to build a fort and watch your dance?”

She gasps, nodding “yes please.”

“It’s a date then my little star.” He smiles.

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weebsinstash · 10 months

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Im not gonna say puerto ricans don't say tio to mean guy bc maybe they do (I've personally never heard it. Honestly even meaning uncle it's rare in PR usually I hear titi/tito for aunt/uncle) but tio (meaning guy) is specifically such a spaniard thing to say, honestly when we mock the spanish we do it saying tio.

Honestly the fact I even know that is because I read it secondhand on tumblr somewhere💀 or I mean, I've heard tio meaning uncle before (unless i was earblind lmao), but I had no idea it also meant dude until, you know. Recently.

bruh I bet Miles learned that in Spanish class at school, I think I remember seeing a post somewhere where they said "maybe miles wouldn't have a b in Spanish if he wasn't doing Spain Spanish in school and Puerto Rican Spanish at home" or something to that effect, idk, unless they're teaching Mexican Spanish at his school and Miles is just genuinely struggling so hard he pulled from a third form of Spanish he ain't even formally learning 😂

Gotta admit, Miles teaching Reader horrible Spanish/Spanglish would be a cute sorta thing to get under Miguel's skin, and I actually did, uh, write this a while back for funsies lol (although I keep forgetting to use those recommended translator sites so, using Google translate I know will set me on the wrong path lmao)

Reader be like "oh Miguel hates Spanglish? Let me tease the fuck out of this man 👏" but like this is one of those drafts that goes absolutely nowhere lmao, it's some dialogue and then Reader saying something to Jess that he actually wasn't supposed to hear and then done haha

I just. I like didn't even finish one Spanish class ok, I had a part of a Spanish class in middle school and obviously im, 26 now, aging 😩 Miguel could be speaking Spanish talking about leaving me in the bottom of a ravine to die of starvation and as long as he's saying it A Tone I'd be like "o-ok then, whatever you say 😳 i dont know what youre saying but you sound sexy saying it"

I'm just kind of. I'm weird because I can be extremely shy but once I'm comfortable or at least drunk or high or something I can be a huge teasing agitating shit disturber and I keep thinking of Reader just being INAPPROPRIATE with this man

Reader, after 3 glasses down at Spidey Margherita night, looking at Miguel from across the room: look at Miguel over there, just, being gorgeous. Fuck him. His tits are bigger than mine, his ass is fatter than mine, and his waist is smaller than mine. What the fuck. Who let him get away with that. He's lucky this isn't one of the universes where I can get HIM pregnant

Jess, the unfortunate soul who gets to make sure you get home: Girl, you know he can hear you right? Super hearing, genetically spliced, remember?

Reader: bulllllshit, it isn't THAT good, we're so far away, and it's loud in here. Look, I'll prove it. Hey Miguel, you want me to suck that dick?

VIOLENT CHOKING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM, GLASS SHATTERING, DRINK DROPPED ON FLOOR. Miguel O'Hara found dead in Miami as he looks immediately at you with the most.... girl he doesn't even know how to react right now! He's embarrassed, he's shocked, he's... aroused??? Jess is giving you the most "oh my god you did not just say that" look as you're chugging the rest of your drink and exiting stage right because ohhhhhh my god you can never look him in the eyes ever again (but he'll remember this and seek you out later, don't worry 😉)

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81buttons · 2 months

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Masterlist

Welcome honey pops!

hey I created this blog cause I'd had this idea in my head for a long time for a long time now

The purpose of this blog? try to write as much fanfictions or stories as possible so we can be delulu together ;)

WarNinG: I would probably write most of my stories in english (for the moment) but it's not my first language so be nice people.

Sooo don't hesitate to send me requests, the door is wide open (of course, each request or question must be asked with politeness) see you soon I hope

byyye

a little masterlist to organise the story ideas I have in mind

Dead Poets Society

Neil

Todd

Charlie

Gilmore Girls

Dean

Jess

Logan

Marvel

Peter Parker (andrew!peter parker or tom!peter parker)

Tony Stark

...

Harry Potter

GOLDEN TIO ERA

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Professor R.Lupin

MARAUDERS ERA

James Potter

Remus Lupin (my baby)

‘Our divine idylle’ (fanfic)

Sirius Black

Regulus Black

Suits

Harvey

Mike

...

Titanic

Jack

Rose

Thomas Andrews

The Godfather

Michael Corleone

Sonny Corleone

Tom Hagen

Vito Corleone (young!)

...

Pearl Harbor

Danny Walker (haaaa my baby number 2)

‘Once upon a December.’ Coming soon!

Rafe Maccawley

(love him)

Hunger Games

katniss era

Peeta Mellark

Finnick Odair

‘A Light in the Darkness’

tbosas

Coriolanus Snow (baby numbeeer 3!)

Sejanus Plinth

Dr House

James Wilson

‘Like a date ?’ Part 1 / Part 2 (Part 3 coming soon!)

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I'm waiting for your requests

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seraphtrevs · 2 years

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I was thinking about "so what?" and how woefully inadequate the power of love is in the Gilliverse. Walt's family and Jesse loved him, but so what. Walt loved them too, but so what.* Kim and Jimmy loved each other, but so what. Mike loved his son and Kaylee, but so what. Nacho loved his dad, but so what. Lalo loved his tio, but so what. Gus loved Max, but so what.

But not "so what" as in it didn't matter, but in that heartbroken way Kim said it. They're not nihilistic or cynical about love - the way these characters love each other is the most compelling parts of these shows. But so many stories have the moral of true love conquers all, and it just doesn't! That's the truth! You have to have some sense of yourself - some internal integrity that helps you navigate the world. Because you can't control other people, and you can't control the things that might happen to them. If you put all your chips on the power of love and that love goes wrong, then you'll be lost.

I'm hoping BCS ends with Jimmy discovering a sense of himself. It's not giving up on love - again, I don't think these shows are cynical. But you have to love yourself first.

*yes Walt loved them. I've never found argument that only healthy love is "real" love convincing. It's the circular mistake of "true love conquers all" - if it doesn't conquer all, then it must not have been true love, because true love by definition conquers all! Emotions aren't good or bad on themselves; they just are.

#breaking bad #better call saul

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wolfasketch · 9 months

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Let's start over for a bit.

My name is Gabriella O'Hara and, for the past two years, I've been the only and only Spider-Woman after getting my DNA spliced together with spider DNA. How, you may ask? Well, my dad, Miguel O'Hara, was...killed by Alchemax. He was working on some weird spider stuff in there and when I broke in to investigate his death myself, I got splashed by some chemicals and woke up spider-y.

I'm sure the rest is guessable.

I was raised by my Tio Gabriel, who is also Green Goblin.

This Golbin's good though.

I was also raised by an AI named Lyla, who was made by my father. She's kinda like a way too serious older sister.

Found out about the Multi-Verse

Found any alternate version of my father.

He's a little distant and overprotective in my opinion.

Jess says he has his reasons.

Became friends with Gwen, Hobie and Pavitr.

And Miles, but that's later.

Peter B. is AU Dad #2

Jess is Spider-Mom

Found out Hobie is one of the ones my alternate dad hates the most.

Started flirting with Hobie to mess with AU Dad #1.

It worked.

Then I actually... caught feels...

But we don't talk about that.

Despite all this, I still mange to get straight A's.

I'm able to hide the Multi-Verse from my Tio.

Got hit by a drone.

Got a cat.

Actually help AU Dad #1 with some stuff.

All in all, life is great and I would change it for the world.

Or any other in this case.

Guess this is what it means to me a Spider-Man...or Woman.

#Spider-Man #Spider-Man Across the Spider Verse #Across the Spider Verse #Spider-Man OC #Kind of??#Spider-Man Gabriella O'Hara #Gabriella O'Hara #Mini Miguel #Mini O'Hara #Hobie Brown #Spider Punk #Miguel O'Hara #Spider-Man 2099 #Jessica Drew #Spider-Woman #Lyla

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filmesbrazil · 3 months

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#full house #três é demais #jesse katsopolis #tio jesse #uncle jesse #john stamos #stephanie tanner #jodie sweetin

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commander-writergirl · 11 months

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Caretaker of Spider-People 2

Synopsis: Miguel learns so much being in the Spider Society. He has also decided that there’s not running from being Tio Miguel

Rating: PG/PG-13

Word Count: 1,328

AN: So this is mixed with movie canon and comic canon. I also basically have just been allowing what feels right to happen so enjoy. Once again if the Spanish is wrong or something comes off wrong, please let me know so I can fix it for this fic and future fics.

AAN: Also Pavitr is in this one hehe. AAAN: I gave Miguel, Oscar’s talent of guitar playing, mainly cause I feel like he would play it.

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“Then he got mad about me calling it Chai tea--”

“That’s because it translates to tea tea!” Pavitr shouted.

Miguel didn’t need to hear the story, but Miles couldn’t help himself. He kept wanting to tell the story over and over.

“The English ruin everything.” Miguel said not looking up from the files he was reading.

“Thank you!” Pavitr said, “He gets it!”

“Isn’t O’Hara English?” Gwen asked as she hung upside down from a power line.

“Irish, actually.” He answered, signing off on things Lyla had dropped in front of him.

“Wait, you’re Irish?” Miles asked, squinting at the man.

Miguel’s eye twitched at the thought of his biological father. And his statement remained, the English ruin everything. “Father was Irish, Mother was Mexican.”

When no one said anything, Miguel looked up to see everyone looking at him. “What?”

“So do you celebrate Irish holidays or Mexican holidays?” Miles asked.

Miguel could see the cogs turning in his mind. Mexico and Puerto Rico shared similar traditions, but they were still different cultures.

“Both, I suppose. I’ve celebrated Day of the Dead and St. Patrick’s Day.” Though one was more fun for drinking than the other.

“Is that why your spider is a skull?” Pavitr asked.

Miguel looked down at the front of his suit. The red skull staring back at him. “Get back to work.” Miguel turned to his screens and went back to checking for anomalies.

“Totally a Day of the Dead costume.” Hobie commented.

Miguel once again felt his eye twitch.

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“How do you deal with her crawling all over the walls?”

“Don’t let her near anything that stains and just be ready to catch her.”

Miguel could not believe he had to listen to this conversation. He had asked Jessica and Peter B to his office since they were older and the most responsible of their society, hoping he would be able to take a little leave as Jessica had started suggesting. But Jessica had brought her son and Peter always had May.

They had decided now was the perfect time to share parenting tips.

“How do I know if I’m doing something wrong?” Jess asked looking at her sleeping son.

“You won’t.” Miguel and Peter said at the same time.

Peter and Jessica turned to Miguel. They both knew he chased after a happier life, but both seemed to have forgotten he had been a father, even if only for a little. It’s why he was so apprehensive about holding either child.

“You just hope you don’t screw up too much.” Miguel turned away from them as he worked to control his emotions.

The two parents stood, “We’ll give you a moment.” Peter said before the two walked out of his office.

“Lyla, pull up file 582.” Miguel said pulling a screen towards him.

The screen flickered to life and his wife and daughter appeared. Miguel regretted many of his choices, but the little time he got with them wasn’t one of them.

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Miguel couldn’t remember why Ben Reilly was in his office. He thinks it was a bet he lost but he was truly ready to rip the man’s head off.

Miguel once again found himself lamenting over the fact he couldn’t paralyze himself.

“Another flashback,” Ben groaned curling in on himself.

Miguel sighed and felt the floor under his feet get weird before finding himself falling through universal space time.

He dropped and rolled before getting to his feet, “What the...” Miguel looked around. There were slight differences between a thousand dimensions. Most New York’s looked similar, but he was always aware when he was somewhere familiar.

“Oh good, it worked.” Miguel turned to find Gwen standing behind him in street clothes.

“Why am I here?” Miguel asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

Gwen kicked a rock and looked down. If Miguel didn’t know better, he would say she was nervous.

“Sobrina, ¿Que es?” Miguel said crossing his arms.

“My dad wants to meet you.”

“Why?”

“Well,” Gwen messed with a strand of hair. “I’ve been taking photos of my friends and since my dad knows I’m Spider-woman, I have been hanging them up.”

“Okay, but why does he want to meet me? Jessica’s your mentor.” Miguel was very confused. At least it got him away from the traumatized Ben Reilly.

“Jessica is easy to explain. But you, a man in a photo where Miles wrote ‘Tio,” that’s harder.”

Now the pieces clicked for Miguel. “He wants to make sure I’m not a cult leader.”

Gwen nodded, “Old police habit.”

“Fair enough.” Miguel hit a few buttons on his watch and his spider suit shifted to street clothes.

“Cool.” Gwen walked to the ledge.

“Gwen, I don’t stick.”

“Oh, right,” she changed her direction to the roof door and Miguel followed.

To be honest, he was surprised this didn’t happen more often with younger members, but most weren’t out to their parents.

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“Come on Tio, it’ll be fun.” Miles said as he climbed the steps.

“You realize a stranger--”

“You’re not a stranger.”

“Miles, Hispanic hospitality can be up in the air for random people a 16 year old brings home.” Miguel said as he followed. He felt weird in the jeans, a tee, and jacket. His nerves were making it hard to keep his talons tucked. And the clothes itched in general.

He never believed in missing his 2099 clothes so much.

“It will be fine. I told them you’re my Spanish tutor.”

Miguel stopped short, “You’re failing Spanish?”

“Uh it’s a B so not really failing.” Miles dropped his head and raised his shoulders.

“Mother yell at you already?” Miguel caught up to the young man.

“Yea, my dad didn’t--”

“Save you? That makes him a smart man.” Miguel said. “My... dad tried to intervene once, my mother glared at him.” Miguel shook his head as they came to the roof door.

“What were your parents like?” Miles asked as they both stared at the door, sounds of the party reaching them.

It was Miles’ birthday and he wanted Miguel there. Miguel was sure Gwen was already here, but he wasn’t going to bring it up.

“Very... loving. As you have learned most spider people are smart and creative. My parents fostered both sides of me.”

“How are you creative?”

“I can play guitar.” He hadn’t played in a long time. His frustrations usually meant his talons came out. But it had been one of the few instruments he could use to honor both cultures.

“That’s cool.” Miles said both still staring at the door.

“We should probably join them, it is your party after all.” Miguel nudged Miles' shoulder.

Miles nodded and pushed open the door, Miguel instantly put his sunglasses on.

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Jessica walked into Miguel’s office to find Gwen and Miles huddled together whispering. It wasn’t unusual, there was even a pool going on about how long it would take them to start dating.

But that’s not why Jessica was here, “Where’s Miguel?”

The two jumped apart making the older woman chuckle and shake her head.

“He’s not here.” Gwen said her cheeks turning pink.

“I can see that.”

“Oh, he left this for you.” Miles snapped his fingers before grabbing a tablet and handing it to Jessica.

Jessica took it and hit play. Miguel’s face filled the screen.

“Hey Jess, I’m taking a few days to recharge. You and Peter B. are in charge. Don’t let the teens and Hobie run the zoo. I’ll see you in a few days.”

“Huh, he took my advice.” Jessica said.

“He’s also really good with parents.” Gwen said, “I think he’s loosening up.”

“Bite your tongue Gwen, you may jinx us all,” Jess said, her eyes on the tablet as a note appeared

Put me down for 12 days from the time you get this. -MO

Jessica shook her head and smiled. He really thought 12 days would be enough for two teenagers to realized they liked each other.

#spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #miles morales #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #peter b. parker #hobie brown #all the spiders #jessica drew #across the spiderverse #sammi writes #tio miguel is a thing now #I blame my friends lol

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moodindigov · 7 months

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hey guys nerd moment about the title of the fic (this is long im sorry)

mood indigo was actually a jazz song released in the 1930’s by duke ellington, barney bigard with lyrics by irving mills, except bigard said that its real credit is derived from his clarinet teacher, Lorenzo Tio’s, melodies. so that clarinet part like biagrd’s solo? yea that was Lorenzo tio’s melodies that weren’t full developed and when bigard did finish them and show them so ellington, he liked it and it was included. and like its almost impossible to tell where ellington’s collaborators part begin bcs apparently he’s js that good at blending that stuff idk (dont take that last part as a fact thats purely from what i remember.) anyways, mood indigo is about a little boy and little girl who are eight. girl loves boy and while they never acknowledge the feelings, the girl waits at her window bcs the boy visits her. and the song basically describes the feeling the girl had when the boy didnt visit her. so you may be asking, duct why would u choose something like that as a title for a book about the slump in london 1930s and about criminal organizations? well, dear anon, here u r:

1. literal (?) meaning; im gonna be so honest with you i purely got this idea from brendan and neksa / jess and morgan. i couldnt stop thinking about that wonderful art i found of brendan and neksa it was of neksa as a raven or crow i dont rmb but point is that its gorgeous and stunning i love it. the idea that brendan denies his feelings of love for her purely because he half doesn’t want to acknowledge that he’s become so attached to a person in such an intimate way and half because he just cant risk his father (or anyone) finding out that he’s gone and practically betrayed his dad’s whole like symbolism in tje trading world (remember they don’t like the library. yk how contradicting it would be to have one of the biggest illegal book trader’s son dating someone from the library, especially someone who works in like the same facility as the archivist? yea its damnable like no ones gonna trust ca. brightwells or his business anymore.) anyways the literal meaning: girl is sad bcs boy didn’t visit/come back to her. brendan literally left neksa (the woman he was oh so deeply in love with) because he didn’t want to hurt her and played it off as the fact that he didn’t love her. and when jess comes back as brendan (lmaoo) i feel like you can imagine the smallest sliver of hope she had that they can be something again but its practically disappeared next to the pure anger and grief in her heart. and when neksa dies, brendan can’t visit her anymore. its literally not possible. (until he died then maybe they could be happy tgt). this is so many words words words guys i promise im not actually this much of a nerd on a daily basis this is just interesting to me. anyways, once again, girl is sad bcs boy didn’t visit her one day. umm we can go back and look into jess’ past: boy is eternally sad bcs his brother died. aka: boy is sad bcs his brother can’t visit him. like ever. sad sad sad moments💔💔

2. this is like an actual stretch but um i consider it okay so basically girl being sad is jess boy who didnt visit (or wont anymore) is a semblance of love or sanctuary. throughout the series its obvious that jess just doesn’t trust his family. im pretty sure he even says it like he does not trust them. but hey, maybe he did once. maybe he did when he was a little boy who had an older brother who he could rely on—one that taught him how to walk and that taught him the basics. someone who he could go to for advice and who could help him keep his head above water. now we don’t have a characterization, but i’m going off of @thegreatlibraryfangirl’s advice and kinda semi-making my own..so um sorry if u dont like that guys..but anyways i feel like the moment jess starts to really rely and trust the other’s is the moment that melancholy feeling, that mood indigo, goes away. it doesnt go away completely, theres always gonna be a solid chunk never satisfied but thats okay because he has people he can trust with his life that will help him get through it. not only this but the bond that jess and dario (will) share in this au represents that. they’re both young—maybe 13 max but they both lack one thing that only they can give esch other; sanctuary.

#oh my fuckin god that is so long #im dorry i put you through reading this #i oromise im more than a nerd #tgl #the great library #the slumps tgl #mood indigo #jess brightwell #dario santiago #christopher wolfe #wolfe pack

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 8 months

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idk why people think Miguel and Peter are the perfect father figures like they’re the worst ESPECIALLY MIGUEL HES SO VIOLENT

ionkno ima be honest miguel... Miguel might be my Tio. (not in the 'papi' way, he literally my uncle)

A RANT where I get progressively angrier and more confused at Miguel and Peter B.

[Peter B. Parker Hater Club]

Like....I can't defend him in anyway cause like my GOD, I've seen Peter fighting Green Goblins less violently. Miguel was being brolic as hell on a child.

But I like think that like...day to day.. he isn't as much of a (number of words that might be a bit too vulgar).

I...I don't know how to feel about him. Because on one hand we have the logic hints that he is normal most of the time - based on how people treat him. But we don't see that at all.

We never get to see Miguel OR the Society just exist and I don't think we will in the next movie cause there's no time plot-wise but considering what Miguel truly believes I'm like - maybe you just need to be put on ice for a minute. Look at yourself, you look insane.

I'm HOPING GOD IM HOPING that theres a scene where Miguel gets to Miles and just stops and is holding Miles down and now that Miles can't leave he just begs Miles not to make the same mistake he did, because he believes the even if Miles saves his dad - his dad will die anyway when the universe collapses (like Gabbie did).

just so we can see some range or like self-reflection from him. Because..if he's so guilty about Gabbie I assume he self-reflected a lot so he uhhh needs to do that...again.. right now.

And like....that's not how that works but it's like telling a flat earther that the earth is round. Until they go up and see it, they will have an argument for everything you say.

I trust Spider-people, and I trust them to be able to call out a evil person so I'm like...the Society is run so well, ALL of these spider-people can't be stupid - we know Insomnia Peter, we know Hobie. Hobie was there before Gwen so like...Miguel must've been, not bad enough for him to refuse??? I guess?????

I really have no idea about Miguel's character and it's a long movie so I understand not getting alone time with the Society but I'm like..

At WHAT point does Miguel stop and be like "What the fuck am I doing?" AT WHAT POINT DOES JESS OR PETER?

It's like.. (k now I'm mad) You're an ADULT!! And Miguel yeah I know it's a trauma response but standing there at that platform with dozens of people watching you. How is that not like waking up in a cold sweat!!

And realistically speaking - Miguel what are you gonna do? Forreal what are you gonna do?

Okay, so you lock him up and his dad dies. What about his next canon event. Some canon events you have to be active in. Like what if his canon event is marrying his MJ - what, are you gonna MAKE him marry her. What if his canon event is meeting Dr.Otto. What, you gonna make Miles work for him.

Even if this canon event happens it's not like Miles is gonna co-operate for any others??? So what is the goal?!?!?!

That's why I'm like nah, Miguel cannot be like this all the time. He can not be this blindly stupid because what he's doing is DUMBBBBBB

Im gonna be real even if a Spider-person had caught Miles, Miles would've tried to explain and be like 'please let me go', and because everyone else doesn't have the drive like Miguel, they'd probably be like "Oh shit, ok go on kid."

BUT PETERRRRRRR FUCK THIS DUD OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION

In the scene where he's like 'hold the baby' to Miles and his watch goes off- do you think he was purposely trying to give Miles up? Because that's what I thought. Someone the other day suggested that it was an accident and I was like "???"

NO MA'AM. No, Ma'am.

I always saw the scene as this:

Peter B. KNOWS Miles isn't gonna take off while holding MayDay. He's not, Miles not going to kidnap a baby.

So Peter is continually pestering Miles to hold MayDay, to get him to stay in while place, while he intentionally alerts them of his location. However, Miles won't take MayDay, and Peter's watch goes off.

Because Miles isn't holding her, his hands are free, and he can escape.

That's what I got from that, no?

Or you mean to tell me Peter's watch went off by itself? Maybe, but then what was with the 'Hold My Baby' shit? Why wouldn't he take 'no' for an answer?

He was using MayDay to trap Miles. Like are you fucking kidding me.

Wow, betraying his trust again AND manipulating him with that 'I had her cause of you!' speech.

Miguel - He's having a psychotic break, he's full Primal and honestly he needs to go somewhere. Perhaps a small red bubble and just..look at himself in the mirror. Like - fuck are you doing? The most, for no reason. Cut it out!

Peter - Nah, why are you even here? What are you getting out of this, seriously? Gwen HAS to be here, Hobie knows WHY he's here, Pav just GOT here. Why are you here? What do you get out of this? What, do they have free daycare or something at HQ. What even compelled you to be on Miguel's side in the first place. WHY DIDNT YOU FIGHT HIM THE SECOND HE MENTIONED MILES NEGATIVELY

Like Peter doesn't have the trauma Miguel has, he doesn't have the professionalism Jess has, and he doesn't have the brains Hobie does. What is he adding to this society, what is he getting out of it?

He's just THERE. Being a NUISANCE and I MEAN THAT!!!

You can't tell me Lyla be looking at missions and be like 'Oh yeah we need to get Peter B. on the case' NO!

And then to not help Gwen and also try and rat Miles out????????? He should fall into a 'metaphor for capitalism' if u know what i mean

Jess - She's literally doing her job and going home at 5:00:01 and as someone who is anti-work....understood ma'am have a nice day but also maybe reconsider your parenting practices before that baby gets here, just a suggestion.

Rio and Jeff are the only adults with some sense in this movie. Captain Stacy, you're fine but you're on thin fucking ice.

Fuck Peter B. All my Hobies hate Peter B. (not a typo)

And Miguel:

"I - I can't even with you."

#this is ALL OVER THE PLACE #no proofread per usu #miguel ohara #miguel o hara #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #peter b #miles morales #gwen stacy #spiderman #spider man #spidergwen #spider gwen #atsv #across the spiderverse

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izzythehutt · 1 year

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God Meth Us, Everyone!

Breaking Bad Christmas Carol with Walter White as Scrooge is the most obvious thing in the world, which makes me seriously question why no one has done it before (that I can find) and my only conclusion is that A.) no one likes Walt enough to actually want him redeemed or B.) there are too many possible characters to be all the the ghosts because three quarters of the cast ended up dead and it's too hard to pick who gets to be which one.

I don't have the time or inclination to actually write this, but I will give you what I would do if I was so inclined.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Walter White as Ebeneezer Scrooge (does not need to be explained)

Jesse as Bob Cratchit (Also extremely obvious...though lbr Jesse's got a bit of Tiny Tim in him, too)

Walt Junior as literally any character but Tiny Tim, because that's way too on the freaking nose also Junior has Fred vibes

Gretchen as Belle because both characters basically serve the exact same function in their respective narratives

Mike as Jacob Marley (technically the only dead business partner of Walt's plus we all know how he loves to condescendingly explain shit to Walter)

Jane as Ghost of Christmas Past (she's kind of pixiesh/playful plus she hated him when she was alive so that would be kinda hilarious for her to be there for all his past fails...idk, it's either this or the little girl on the airplane that owned the creepy pink bear)

Gale as Ghost of Christmas Present (Only Walt victim who is naturally jolly enough for this role, unless you wanted to get real gallows humor and make it Hank)

Tio Salamanca as Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come ("Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?” *DING DING DING DING*)

Todd and Lydia as the creeps who rob Scrooge's house after he dies and try to fence his shit...you can throw Uncle Jack in here too...in the depressing future scene, maybe he's one of the business associates who just want to know what happened to Walt's money

Skyler would be included in this too but she has no direct corollary in Christmas Carol...ugh now I'm thinking about when you set this and it's turning into sad Walt in the cabin in Granite State and the ghosts are how he finds out that Jesse is still alive and the happy ending is staging a rescue of Jesse at the compound rather than just impulse saving him like he did in canon...

#i would probably call this fic god meth us everyone #and then i would feel guilt about that sketch title #breaking bad #breaking bad christmas carol #brba #walter white #jesse pinkman #a christmas carol #charles dickens #apologies to mr. dickens

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