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tickle-bugs · 1 year

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Hello!

So I had a prompt for b99, I was thinking with Jake and Amy and Amy notices that Jake’s all jumpy and smiley and she Knows. Maybe with a dialogue bit of like “come on, we have a common goal here!!” or “don’t even try to fight me right now.” sry if ur prompts are already closed. tyy

This prompt made me melt fr I adore them ;w; this is so fucking CUTE. It put me in a rly intense ler mood but that's ok we make sacrifices for peraltiago <3

Proof in Patterns

Amy likes to think that she’s always known Jake well. From the minute she set foot in the precinct, she had had him at least 60% figured out. Though Captain Holt likes to call Jake predictable as a method of chiding him, he isn’t far from the truth--he’s not hard to understand, if you take the time to learn him.

It’s sort of an open secret that Jake likes to roughhouse. He’s over the moon any time Terry decides to toss him around like a sack of potatoes--unless it's out of rage, which then the entire precinct begins to make funeral arrangements. Whether Jake realizes it or not, and Amy’s almost certain that he does, his mischief more than often gets him hoisted, chased, or launched by his friends.

Only a smaller group of people--two, to be exact--know about the secret nestled within that one. Herself and Gina, the latter of which is a given, since she’s known Jake since they were little.

“Jake!” Rosa’s tone could slice glass. Amy looks up from her computer, and—ah. Seems Rosa’s glare could slice glass too. Which means whatever happened is undoubtedly Jake’s fault.

“Rosa!” Jake parrots gleefully. Rosa forcefully spins his chair to face her.

“Where is it?”

“Where is what?” He crosses his arms, smug. She narrows her eyes.

“Give it back or I’ll make you,” Rosa hisses, grabbing a fistful of his hoodie. Amy catches the way Jake’s eyes light up before he tries to play it cool. Cute.

“Gonna have to be more specific, Diaz. I don’t have your stuff.” Jake shrugs.

Rosa grins.

“Oh god, why are you smiling?” He whispers, leaning away.

“Last chance, Jake.” Rosa raises her eyebrow expectantly. He swallows nervously.

“I don’t have—“

Rosa tickles his stomach with a vengeance. Every time he tries to grab her hands, she jumps somewhere else. Jake slides down in his chair, giggling faster than his lungs can keep up with. She pins him in that awkward slump with just her tickling hands and an evil smile.

“Top drawer! Rosa!” He yelps, hysterical, and curls away from her. Still tickling with one hand, she opens the top drawer and pulls out a brand new chocolate bar.

Rosa doesn’t even tell him off, she just pockets the chocolate bar and saunters over to her desk to enjoy it. Jake quietly puts his head down on his desk, hiding his face in his arms. His ears flush a deep red.

Alright, apparently three people know. Interesting.

“You doing alright over there?” Amy laughs softly. Jake mumbles something and gives a weak thumbs up.

“Jake, Holt wants you.” Gina announces herself by tazing Jake’s sides—with her fingers, thankfully. Still, he yelps and swats at her hands.

“Couldn’t resist. Not sorry.” Gina saunters away. Jake buries his face in his hands yet again. Amy pats his shoulder.

“Peralta!” Holt’s voice carries easily through the bullpen.

“Coming!” Jake’s voice cracks. Amy muffles her snickers into her hand.

…

Evenings are companionably quiet in their household--Jake’s murmuring reactions to the TV are white noise to Amy now. The combined softness of their pajamas defines contentment.

Jake’s head rests in her lap. Amy’s arm rests across his waist. She traces her fingers idly over his t-shirt as she reads, occasionally fiddling with the hem. Every time her fingers brush over bare skin, he shivers and scoots a bit closer.

“Hey--” She pokes his chest to get his attention. He jumps and rolls over quickly. She slowly bookmarks her page and sets the book aside.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Jake chuckles.

“I think you know,” Amy whispers with a mock-graveness. His eyes widen comically. He starts scooting down the couch but she drags him back towards her.

“Ames. Amy.” He tries to grab her hands but she swats them away.

“Don’t even try to fight me right now.” She swivels so she can sit on his waist. Even as she poses a threat to him, his hands comfortably find her hips. His smile is near-blinding.

“I feel like you’ve been waiting for this all day,” Amy laughs. Jake lets out a hilarious groany-whine, something gutturally flustered, and she laughs harder.

“You know I love you, right?”

“Debatable,” He grumbles. She pinches his side and he yelps.

“Okay! Y-Yes, I do.”

“And you know I think this is cute, right?” Amy drawls. Jake turns a pretty pink and refuses to meet her eye. He normally basks in flattery--his ego is usually a problem, even when endearing--but something about this context makes him shy. It’s adorable to watch.

“Would you just do it already?” Jake’s voice pitches high with embarrassment. Something devious in Amy wants to make him ask properly, but she saves it for another night.

“You should be nicer to me, Jake--” she leans down and kisses his neck-- “considering we share a common goal.”

His face is so hot that she can feel his blush. She squishes his cheeks to cope with how cute he is.

“You are so mean to me,” he mumbles through her hands.

“No, babe, I’m about to be mean to you.” Amy grabs a delicate handful of his sides and he goes boneless on the couch. As her fingers crawl higher, he curls more, squirming fervently. When she gets to his ribs, he nearly throws them both off the couch.

One of Jake’s most endearing qualities is how much he wiggles.

“Stay still!” Amy laughs and shifts to pin him better.

“I can’t help it!” Jake squeaks. She spiders her fingers at random over his torso, dodging his every attempt to protect himself. It’s not hard—Jake’s a man of patterns and Amy loves to analyze.

He slams his head back into the couch and clamps his arms uselessly to his sides. She tickles rapidly, incessantly at his stomach until he just has to reach for her hands. Once he does, she smirks and shoves her hands under his arms. He makes it so easy.

“Shit, fuck, Amy!” His voice jumps when she vibrates her fingers under his arms. He tries to clamp his arms down harder but it doesn’t help matters much.

“You keep saying my name like it’s going to stop me. You know your safe word.” Amy presses her thumbs in again. “Can I have my hands back?”

Jake narrows his eyes at her.

“No.”

“Are you sure?” She wiggles her fingers. He lets go with a cackle. She gives him a chance to breathe. He looks up at her with a dopey grin.

“Amy, Amy, Ames, hold on—“ He works himself into a giggle fit so fierce he snorts— “we can talk about this.”

“I’m not even touching you!” She snickers.

“Title of your sex tape—“

Amy vibrates her fingers into Jake’s stomach and he lets out a very satisfying scream-laugh. She chases it, tickling along his waist and back up his sides. He manages to buck his upper half off the couch and kicks his legs like his life depends on it. All this does is ruck up his shirt.

“I still think we can talk about this.” He holds his hands up between them with a giddy smile.

God, she loves him so much.

She shoves her hands into the pockets of his Die Hard sweatpants and tickles his hips ruthlessly. Having slipped off the couch proves to quickly be his downfall—there’s nothing he can do but laugh himself into silence.

“Ah, okay, okahahay! Gruber!” Jake wheezes, grabbing for Amy’s hands. She immediately helps him up and kisses his forehead. He pulls her back down for a proper kiss.

“Still think Nakatomi should be the safe word.” He huffs, little chuckles floating free.

“Yeah? When you manage to say Nakatomi through laughing, we’ll talk.” Amy tweaks his nose. He reaches up to do the same to her, she tickles under his arms briefly, and his laughter once again lights the quiet corners of their apartment.

#my fics #bug’s greatest hits #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #peraltiago #jake peralta #amy santiago #ticklish!jake #amy is just me in this one i wont even lie #i just!!! love them!!!#also i dont think ive written anything with even the tamest of kink structures (safe words and asking for it etc) in a while if ever?#idk it was nice #i was gonna post this tomorrow but i figured i'd give myself a little serotonin boost and finish it tonight instead :)

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potatohater · 1 year

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Jake Peralta tickle headcanons‼️🫶

THIS MAN

He is very smiley and funny istg he is just programmed to be at least a bit ticklish😭

He chuckles almost at every joke he makes so this sound is not unusual out there. But his ✨laugh✨ is so PURE (1 season 5 ep, you can hear it)

Everyone know that he is ticklish, not like he is hiding it; its just a fact that you don’t even need to check it, it’s obvious

Everybody poked him at least once))

Gina and Jake are childhood friends so tickle fights were in common back there (she usually had the upper hand but she was no better than him). While growing up together tickle fights was a part of it but not so much when they became adults. I mean it was a natural thing. But sometimes once in a while Gina just sits there and like: “uuhhh– is Jake still ticklish?” And here we go again (he always would be ticklish)

Amy on the other hand didn’t have that much fights with him, and like she never even thought about it till the day when Jake jumped when she touched him on the side or something like that. Amy: 🤨. She adores his laugh and that he is all smiley and cute, her favourite thing is a few light touches under his neck, making him raise his shoulders a bit and crack a smile

Lets just agree that when Jake annoys Terry, he just puts him into the air (hands under arms) and a few light touches– voilà, Jake is chuckling his head of

P.s

(btw in my opinion there were like tickle fights and stuff between the squad but istg it doesn’t mean that it happens every day or that Jake is the victim of a group; they are grown ass people, like they r not children and their whole personality doesn’t base on being ticklish or something)

#b99 tickle #tickle headcanons #brooklyn 99 tickle #brooklyn nine nine tickle #ticklish!jake peralta #ticklish!jake #i just hope that at least a few people gonna see this #the only thing which is popular rn is tlou😭😭#jake is ticklish bc i said so

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secretly-tword-obsessed · 2 years

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LADIES AND GENTS, JAKE PARELTA!

Honestly, once again, ANY TKHC FOR THIS MAN. Though i would like to know his kneck, knees (and under) and calves- random ik

Ooo ok imma do neck cause I think that’d get the cutest reaction.

It’s clear from just watching two minutes of this show that this guy is dreadfully ticklish (he never learned to grow up after all). If you tickle his neck he will squeal, pin it to his chest and than erupt into an adorable stream of giggles, all while smiling at you like a puppy who’s enjoying a belly rub. When his neck is tickled he’ll sometimes try to roll over to get his neck to the other side, but that will backfire as the sides of his neck are even more ticklish and will make him full on belly laugh. (Maybe he rolls over too escape, maybe for more tickles…)

As a ler, he most often kisses Amy’s neck to make her laugh and squirm while they are having a romantic moment. Amy’s smile and laughter is his favourite thing in the world as the ultimate softy. Neck tickles are something he saves for his wife.

#brooklyn 99 tickle #ticklish!peralta

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letsperaltiago · 3 years

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Amy (and in utero baby sister) getting attacked with her dudes blowing raspberries on her belly.

that is ADORABLE. my brian just went 💕✨🥺😭💞🥰 imagining this, thank you! Amy is very ticklish and can’t stop laughing which of course keeps the peralta boys going for a while until she insists on them stopping unless they want her untrustworthy pregnant blatter to burst

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peterbishop · 4 years

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I'd be interested in what you could do for 52 or 91??

52. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

Jake Peralta needs a new comforter.

He also needs a new toaster and a new towel and probably a new couch, but a comforter, that’s what he needs most. Because he has a girlfriend now, someone who is smart and charming and beautiful, who likes going on dates with him and kissing him and sometimes even coming back to his apartment to completely undo him.

He can’t have her lying on his shitty comforter while he tries to put on his sexiest moves for her (that doesn’t count dancing anymore—he tried to do a Magic Mike move and it resulted him with an ice pack on his hamstring). Amy Santiago is too perfect and out of his league for him to do that. He can’t give her a reason to up and leave on him because he’s not sure if he would ever recover. And it’s irrational for him to think that—they’ve only been dating for a month, and it’s not like he’s close to saying I love you anytime soon, but a small part of him thinks this could be it. It: that forever and ever romantic kind of way, like all the Disney movies and his mom’s favorite sappy novels say.

So, he buys a pale blue comforter, because Amy looks good in blue and against blue, and he thinks he’d be okay with her never leaving his sheets.

Backtrack: he’d be more than okay with that.

“I was thinking,” she tells him on Thursday, “maybe I can stay at your place this weekend.”

“Really?” he perks up. “Like stay over Friday night and Saturday night?”

“That is the weekend,” she says flatly.

“Sounds like a sexy sleepover, Santiago,” he smiles, all teeth and charm.

She rolls her eyes, but it’s fond. “Don’t make me regret this.”

“As if I ever would,” he says like it’s a joke, but it’s bright honesty. His eyes soften, and hers do too, and he kinda really wants to kiss her right here in the bullpen. He knows the rules, specifically Amy’s rules when it comes to PDA, but curse him for having the most beautiful girlfriend in the world.

And he thinks she might want to kiss him too, how her lips bow and slightly separate. He’s starting to learn this look: the one where she wants to lean in and press her mouth to his. Sometimes, it’s chaste; her eyebrows flit up and she gives him an inquisitive smile. Other times, it’s deep and passionate and just a bit rough; she leans into him, her hands wandering all over his body like she’s trying to smother a flame, but rather she ignites it, heat and wanting in every touch.

He knows her, and she knows him: it’s perhaps the most intimate thing of all, to know and predict.

But for now, they watch each other, inspect and consider, and in the moment, it’s enough; it’s enough.

Jake vacuums his apartment. He moves his shoes and clothes off the floor, does the dishes, scrubs the countertops. He washes and rewashes the comforter, making it smell like flowers and subsequently, a bit like Amy. She always smells a touch like roses, sweet and summery, sun on her skin. Light, airy, and he wants to breathe her in.

Not in a weird way, of course. Totally not weird at all.

When Amy knocks on his door, he opens it with a smile, and she moves towards him, slanting her lips over his. It’s quick but alludes to something more, especially with the cinching of her eyebrows and curve to her mouth. She tosses her weekend bag on his chair and kicks off her shoes before falling to his couch.

“Hope you didn’t miss me too much during your day off,” she says with a smirk.

He thinks back to the nonstop cleaning he’s done on this Friday. “Oh, Ames,” he croons. “Are you saying that because you’re actually the one who missed me?”

“You wish,” she says, but the way she reaches for his hand to pull him down next to her that lets him know he’s right.

They order cheap Chinese food and put on HGTV, yelling insults when the couple picks the wrong house on House Hunters and nearly dropping chow mein on Jake’s couch. His fingers skim over the revealed strip of Amy’s skin from where her shirt has hiked up, and she laughs, breathy and teary-eyed. She’s ticklish, he concludes with a grin, and suddenly his hands all over her, listening to her wheeze and giggle. “Jake,” she struggles to say, “Jake,” as he pins her into the couch, smirking dangerously.

Suddenly, her hand is on the back of his head, and she’s tugging his mouth to hers. His hands fall to her hips, forgetting anything that has to do with tickling, and thinking about how he has the girl of his dreams under him instead. It’s all so easy in a way that still surprises him. It’s never been this easy for Jake before: relationships used to be tinged with uncertainty. Here, he kisses her and he knows she’ll kiss him back just as eagerly. Her tongue sweeps over his bottom lip, and he reciprocates, awash with hunger and a feeling he’ll later realize is falling in love. How she renders him powerless every time, how he’ll never be immune to her. It’s messy and desperate, teeth clanking and lips wandering.

“Let’s go to my bedroom,” he barely gets out.

He brings her to his bedroom, hand in hand, not knowing how to be without each other’s touch. She looks at him with dark eyes and flushed cheeks, and he lowers her onto his bed. Her back meets the comforter, and for a split second, all he can do is watch: her brown hair against the pale blue fabric, her chest moving with heavy breaths, her gaze weighted and imbued with desire. For him. It’s all for him. He considers her in such a way, thinks of her as a center to his galaxy, that he forgets she must think of him in the same way.

It’s enough to make him weak in the knees, and he’s on top of her again, propped up on his forearms and straddling her hips. His lips move from her mouth to her neck to her collarbone, reveling in the warmth of her skin. At first it’s languid exploration: his tongue sweeping over the sensitive hollow of her throat, her fingers playing with the curls of his hair, their mouths finding one another once more.

Soon, it devolves into less adoration and more need and wanting; he’s pulling at her shirt, craving the plane of her stomach. He yanks off the fabric, tossing it to the side. She makes quick work of his plaid button-up, and suddenly the rest of their clothes are coming off, shucking off pants and throwing his belt and—

He jumps up at the sound of metal hitting glass. His eyes widen at the sight of a glass falling from his bedside table to his bed, orange soda cascading down his comforter.

“Fuck,” Jake grumbles.

Amy sits up, and he looks over at her, only wearing a bra and panties. He’s just in his boxers and they were so close, but now he’s ruined his new comforter and completely killed the mood.

He picks up the glass and desperately tries to mop up the puddle of orange soda with an old shirt he found caught between the bed-frame and his side table.

“I’m so sorry, Amy,” he says. “I tried to make this night perfect. I-I cleaned my apartment and picked up all my shoes and I even bought this new comforter, and now it’s ruined. Everything’s ruined.”

“Jake,” she says softly, her hand curling around his wrist. “It’s okay.”

“No, it’s not,” he replies bluntly, squeezing his eyes shut with a sigh.

“It’s just a spilled drink,” she tries.

“Please,” Jake scoffs, throat tight with adolescent insecurities. “You’ll probably want to go home now. Our weekend is a complete bust.”

“I’m not going home—“

“I just want to be a good boyfriend.” He throws the soiled shirt into the trash with a sigh.

“You are,” she says, sure and warmly. Her hands smooth over his stomach, up to his ribcage. They’re cold against his skin, but he barely notices.

“Because I know I’m messy, and sometimes it seems like I don’t care, but really, I’m trying. I swear I’m trying. I can be better—”

“Jake,” she says, “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

God, he almost wants to cry. Cry out of being liked so deeply, so unconditionally by Amy, the person he carries a torch for like no other. “You mean that?”

“Well,” she laughs, and he frowns, “I would change your diet and make you drink more water if I could, but other than that, I think you’re pretty perfect.”

He’s so lucky. So, so lucky. He holds her face in his hands when he draws her into a kiss. She smiles against his mouth, and he can’t stop himself from beaming too. It’s the type of joy that he makes it near impossible to kiss her, his mouth stretching overly wide.

“I guess we can sleep on my couch,” he says eventually, looking at the giant orange circle on his bed.

“I’m not sleeping on that thing,” she says. His shoulders drop. Her thumb circles over the pulse of his wrist, and she smiles. “Let’s get dressed and head to Ikea. We’ll get you a new comforter.”

It’s such a domestic idea, his heart almost gives out. “Okay,” he says, dropping his head so she doesn’t see the light blush on his cheeks.

She pulls on her shirt. Her lips curl mischievously: “And maybe pick things off where we left them when we get back.”

“Oh, you’re killing me, Ames,” he says. She tries to give him a wink, but it’s awkwardly terrible, making him laugh.

He wouldn’t change a thing about her, either.

#i've never written early relationship peraltiago in my life #so uh #hope i strike the right tone for them #my writing #jake x amy #b99 #hope u like it anon! i tried!#anonymous #emma replies

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ticklesandstuff · 4 years

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...I hope you don't hate me for this but... b99, Ray and Kevin?

Haha not at all they’re a really fun couple to think about tickling with;

You know that giggle that Captain Holt lets out the first time he’s eating a marshmallow! Kevin can get him to giggle like that too if he tickles his feet!

Captain Holt doesn’t really mind it or fight it though. Sometimes it’s really nice to unwind like that after a day of working with Jake Peralta

(Who I imagine is wildly ticklish himself)

#tickling #ticklish #ticklee #ticklish headcannons #headcanon

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randomfandomimagine · 5 years

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Requested by @pirate-captain-sarah-mae: I’d love a Jake Peralta x Reader on a rainy or snowing day. :D

WARNING: Fluff overdose!

“Let’s go!” Jake cheerfully said, putting his leather jacket on as he headed for the door.

“Um... Jakey?” I called him, looking out the window.

“Yeah, babe?” When he walked closer to you and saw the same thing you were, he sighed.

“Yup, I say we stay in tonight” I was a little bummed out that we couldn’t go out because it was rainning so much, but whatever our plan was would be okay as long as we were together.

“Oh, well” Hugging me from behind, Jake put his arms around me and rested his chin on my shoulder. “What better plan than staying in with you and cuddling?”

“Ooooh, how about watching a movie?” I rested my hands over his and turned my head to kiss him in the cheek. “Let me think... Wanna rewatch Die Hard?”

He exaggerated a gasp and squeezed me against his chest.

“You are perfect in every way, Y/N” Jake immediately let go of me, not without reciprocating with a kiss on my cheek, and set up everything.

I watched in amusement how he shrugged his jacket off, leaving him only in his plaid shirt, and grabbed his precious DVD. I smiled and headed for the kitchen to get the snacks.

I wondered if Jake felt as stupidly and completely happy as I was. Cuddling him on the couch, eating unhealthy but delicious snacks and rewatching my favorite movie with someone that I adored and that loved the movie even more than I did.

Demanding even more attention and cuddles, I nuzzled against his chest and rubbed my cheek over his collarbone. Jake chuckled and tightened his arm around my frame.

“You cuddle bug” He left a kiss on my hair and I smiled.

I just giggled, still blisfully happy, as I treasured that special moment.

“What are you giggling about?” Uh-oh, that was his playful voice. I knew what came next. “I’ll give you something to giggle about!”

“No!” I tried to push myself off him, but it was too late. His arm around me held me back and he pinned me against him as he tickled my sides.

Jake cackled evilly as I struggled against him until his fake bad guy laughter evolved into his natural adorable one. Then he let go of me, or I just pushed him away, I couldn’t tell.

“You jerk” I muttered as I reached out for the table and grabbed the bag of chips. “You know how ticklish I am and you still do it every time!”

“What can I say, I like making you laugh” He joked, making up for torturing me by kissing me in the temple.

I accommodated over his torso and let out a comfortable sigh as I absently returned my gaze to the movie. I knew it by heart already anyway, and so did he.

Smirking a little, I offered him a chip by hovering it before his mouth. Right when he was about to bite it, I moved it away. And then once more, and again.

In response, he took the entire bag from my hands and stupidly fumbled around with it before he threw it back to the table.

“Look what you’ve done, Y/N!” He exclaimed as I deliberately ignored him. “We were having such a nice time and now you’ve ruined it”

“I’ve ruined it? You’re the one that-” I stopped when the familiar dialogue of the movie caught my attention.

“What was that?” He mocked me with that goofy tone of his. “IIII thought so!”

“Sh, here it comes!” I stared at the screen, awating the moment as I recited the dialogue in a deep voice and in the exact same tone as Bruce Willis. “Welcome to the party, pal!”

I glanced up at Jake to share my enthusiasm over the epicness of the scene when I realized he wasn’t even watching. Instead, his eyes were focused on me. Or should I say, his ‘heart eyes’.

“What are you staring at, Jakey?” I teased him, smirking at him. A faint blush arrived to his cheeks, only making me smugger.

“At your adorable little face” I was genuinely surprised at his staring.

“But you’re missing the movie”

“So?”

“So John just said ‘welcome to the party, pal’!”

“So? You’re more interesting than the movie”

I exaggerated a gasp like he always did, even though I was genuinely moved. He could be so endearing sometimes.

“You just earned yourself a kiss, mister” I threw my arms around his neck, watching a smirk grow on his lips.

“Yippie ki-yay, mother-” We both laughed on the kiss when I interrupted him.

Tagging: @c-taylor-wanna-be-a-glader, @xionroxas, @qtmeryr

#prompt #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn nine nine prompt #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn 99 prompt #b99 #b99 prompt #jake peralta #jake peralta prompt #jake peralta x reader #reader insert #requested #faves

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urwarriorangel · 6 years

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<3 urwarriorangel’s writing challenge <3

hello my darling angels! i have started a writing challenge because i want to read more of what you write. i’m calling this a challenge because that’s what i’ve read others call it? rules are listed below! all submissions will be read by yours truly and (if they follow the p basic rules) i will post them all on a masterlist! i will reblog them and give you feedback because that’s what should happen regardless and also i love you guys! (gif not mine!)

rules

*no rape/incest/underage sex/etc.

*if you choose to write smut, you must be 18+!!! the characters you’re writing for must be 18+!!

*must be character x reader! you can write for multiple characters, but it still must be a reader insert!

*it’s first come first serve for characters, meaning there are character limits. multiple people can write for the same character, but they are capped. so please message me as soon as you see a character you want to write for!

*only one prompt per fic! (bonus points if you use any of my original prompts lol!) (also prompts can only be used once)

*triggers must be tagged. if there are any triggers in your fic, you must have a trigger warning. i cannot emphasize this enough.

*fic should be at least 500 words, if it’s longer (which please make it as long as you’d like!) you have to add a ‘read more’

*must tag me in the fic and use # urwarriorangelwritingchallenge <3

*fic should be a new original, not an old piece being resubmitted or a part of an already existing series. (you can write a series for this challenge if you’d like!)

*bonus points if you’re a poc!writer with a poc!reader <3 <3 <3

*you must respect the sexuality of the character! if you would like for an lgbtq+ character, their sexuality should not change in the fic. thank you!

*please send me a message with the character(s) you’d like to write for and the prompt!

example: damon salvatore + “i don’t know how much longer i can go on”

~the masterlist will be posted on august 13th! (if this goes well aka if people participate i would love to do this more often!)~

categories allowed:

anything your heart desires. if you’re going to write fluff please keep it compelling! add a few different styles together! give me some angst, some smut. make it a mystery! i mean absolutely no disrespect to those who write/read only fluff, but personally i find fluff a little more fun when it’s got multiple components! (if you write only fluff, please go ahead and write fluff! i will read it and i’m sure i’ll love it! these are just my personal preferences!)

i love aus very much, so please don’t shy away from them!

characters & prompts under the cut!

characters (five slots for each character)

agents of shield

al mackenzie antoine “trip” triplett daisy “skye” johnson grant ward jemma simmons lance hunter leopold fitz lincoln campbell

brooklyn 99

amy santiago charles boyle gina linetti jake peralta raymond holt rosa diaz terrence jeffords

buffy the vampire slayer

angel buffy summers cordelia chase rupert giles william the bloody aka spike

criminal minds

aaron hotchner david rossi derek morgan elle greenaway emily prentiss jennifer jareau luke alvez penelope garcia spencer reid

defenders-ish

billy russo frank castle jessica jones luke cage matt murdock

friends

chandler bing joey tribbiani monica geller phoebe buffay rachel green ross geller

game of thrones

arya stark benjen stark daenerys targaryen eddard stark jaime lannister jon snow khal drogo robb stark samwell tarly sansa stark tyrion lannister

gossip girl

blair waldorf carter baizen chuck bass dan humphrey nate archibald serena van der woodsen vanessa abrams

harry potter

draco malfoy fred weasley george weasley harry potter hermione granger remus lupin ronald weasley sirius black (young) tom riddle

hawaii five-0

adam noshimuri chin ho kelly daniel williams kono kalakaua michael noshimuri steve mcgarrett

jane the virgin

adam alvaro jane gloriana villanueva petra solano rafael solano

lucky number slevin

slevin kelevra

mcu

bruce banner aka hulk brunnhilde aka my valkyrie queen bucky barnes aka winter soldier clint barton aka hawkeye drax aka the destroyer erik stevens aka killmonger gamora aka um need we say more? janet van dyne aka wasp loki aka loki m’baku aka you already know mantis aka mantis aka a fucking cutie may parker aka ailf nakia aka loml okoye aka incredible badass peggy carter aka kickass peter parker aka spider-man peter quill aka star-lord pietro maximoff aka quicksilver sam wilson aka falcon scott lang aka antman shuri aka an angel stephen strange aka dr. strange steve rogers aka captain america t’challa aka black panther thor aka thor tony stark aka iron-man wanda maximoff aka scarlet witch

new girl

coach nick miller

pretty little liars

aria montgomery caleb rivers emily fields ezra fitz hanna marin jason dilaurentis mona vanderwaal noel kahn spencer hastings wren kingston

reign

francis mary stuart nostradamus sebastian

riverdale

archie andrews betty cooper cheryl blossom fangs fogarty fp jones fred andrews jason blossom josie mccoy jughead jones kevin keller malachai charles!reggie mantle ross!reggie mantle sweet pea toni topaz valerie brown veronica lodge

shadowhunters

alec lightwood clary fray isabelle lightwood jace herondale lucian grey magnus bane simon lewis

teen wolf

allison argent chris argent cora hale derek hale isaac lahey jackson whittermore jordan parrish kira yukimura liam dunbar lydia martin malia tate peter hale scott mccall stiles stilinski theo raeken

the 100

bellamy blake clarke griffin echo finn collins jasper jordan john murphy king roan lexa lincoln monty green nathan miller octavia blake ontari raven reyes wells jaha

the originals

davina claire elijah mikaelson freya mikaelson hayley marshall kol mikaelson lucian castle niklaus mikaelson marcel gerard rebekah mikaelson

the vampire diaries

bonnie bennett caroline forbes damon salvatore elena gilbert jeremy gilbert katherine pierce malachi parker mary louise matt donovan nora hildegard olivia parker tyler lockwood stefan salvatore sybil

x-men

alex summers aka havok charles xavier aka young!professor x erik lehnsherr aka magneto hank mccoy aka beast jean grey aka phoenix logan aka wolverine peter maximoff aka quiksilver ororo monroe aka storm raven darkholme aka mystique

prompts (once someone requests a prompt, i will update the list! list will be updated once a day, if multiple people ask for a prompt in between updates, i will give it to the first person who sent me an ask. i realize that there are more character options than there are prompts, i did this because i don’t think too many people will participate. if we ever run out, i will add more prompts! example of request: klaus mikaelson + “give me a chance”)

(rfaimagining)

angst

1: “ give me a chance. ”

2: “ not you again.. ”

3: “ leave me alone. ”

4: “ i don’t love you anymore. ”

5: “ why do you hate me? ”

6: “ i lost the baby. ”

7: “ i thought you loved me. ”

8: “ i don’t need you anymore. ”

9:“ i can’t believe you! ”

10: “ we can't keep this up forever. ”

11: “ you’re a monster. ”

12: “ i hate you. ”

13: “ don’t leave me… ”

14: “ you’re a disappointment. ”

15: “ don’t die on me– please. ”

16: “ i never meant to hurt you. ”

17: “ are you upset with me? ”

18: “ i wish i’d never met you. ”

19: “ i’m going to kill you! ”

20: “ please don’t hurt me like this. ”

21: “ thanks for nothing. ”

22: “ dont call this number again. “

23: “ why did you spare me? ”

24: “ you need to leave. ”

25: “ i’m sick. ”

26: “ i’m dying. ”

27: “ i wish i’d never met you. ”

28: “ i thought we were family!”

29: “ there was never an us. ”

30: “ so that’s it? it’s over? ”

31: “ i fucked up. ”

32: “ i came to say goodbye. ”

33:“ he’s dead because of you. ”

34: “ i don’t deserve to be loved. ”

35: “ about the baby… its yours. ”

love

36: “ i’m so in love with you. ”

37: “ dance with me! ”

38: “ isn’t this amazing? ”

39: “ i wish we could stay like this forever. ”

40: “ will you marry me? ”

41: “ i’m pregnant. ”

42: “ i need a hug. ”

43: “ you’re special to me. ”

44: “ i’m going to keep you safe. ”

45: “ do you trust me? ”

46: “ can i kiss you right now? ”

47: “ you’re cute when you’re angry. ”

48: “ i’ve liked you for awhile now. ”

49: “ let’s have a baby. ”

50: “ we’d make such a cute couple. ”

51: “ i want to take care of you. ”

52: “ can we cuddle? ”

53: “ it’s lonely here without you. ”

54: “ i can’t stand the thought of losing you. ”

55: “ shut up and kiss me already. ”

56: “ are you flirting with me? ”

57: “ is that my shirt? ”

58: “ how did we get here? ”

59: “ you own my heart. ”

60: “ you’d be a great dad. ”

61: “ you’d be a great mom. ”

62: “ i want to protect you. ”

63: “ what's the matter? ”

64: “ you’re so beautiful. ”

65: “ did you do something different with your hair? ”

66: “ is that a new perfume? ”

67: “ stop being so cute. ”

68: “ you’re making me blush! ”

69: “ you’re teasing me again… ”

70: “ this is why i fell in love with you. ”

71: “ you’re the best! ”

72: “ they’re going to love you, don’t worry! ”

73: “ oh, are you ticklish? ”

74: “ of course i remembered! ”

75: “ you’re one hell of a girl. ”

76: “ you’re one hell of a guy. ”

77: “ are you jealous? ”

78: “ hold me and never let me go. ”

79: “ stop hogging all the blankets! ”

80: “ lets run away together. ”

misc

90: “ catch me if you can! ”

91: “ i’m fine. ”

92: “ are you drunk? ”

93: “ are you high? ”

94: “ we can't go in there… ”

95: “ give it back! ”

96: “ well this is just great. ”

97: “ don’t touch me. ”

98: “ not sure if you could tell, but i’m not exactly a people person. ”

99: “ this was fun— let's do it again sometime!”

100: “ i didn’t do it! ”

101: “ i did it… ”

102: “ i don’t remember that! ”

103: “ well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ”

104: “ get that thing away from me! ”

105: “ you owe me. ”

106: “ do you believe in aliens? ”

107: “ do you believe in ghosts? ”

108: “ are you hitting on me? ”

109: “ why are you naked? ”

110: “ you did what?! ”

111: “ you have… superpowers? ”

112: “ why are you bleeding? ”

113: “ where did all these puppies come from?”

114: “ don’t make me come over there myself! ”

115: “ that wasn’t funny. ”

116: “ this tastes horrible. ”

117: “ this is delicious! ”

118: “ are you mad at me? ”

119: “ stop ignoring me… ”

120: “ i love that show too! ”

121: “ can i borrow that book of yours?”

122: “ let's blow this joint. ”

123: “ let me help you with that. ”

124: “ take that back! ”

125: “ wanna go see a movie with me? ”

126: “ no way, that’s so lame. ”

127: “ what are you listening to? ”

128: “ i brought you your coffee. ”

129: “ don’t fuck this up. ”

130: “ run! ”

131: “ lets run away together. ”

132: “ i haven’t slept in four days… ”

133: “ your turn to do the dishes. ”

134: “ was i really that drunk? ”

135: “ was i really that stoned? ”

136: “give me back my phone! ”

137: “ you’re an asshole. ”

138: “ are you cold? ”

139: “ this place gives me the creeps. ”

140: “ i swear my house is haunted. ”

141: “ did you hear that? ”

142: “ it’s just your imagination. ”

143: “ just how stupid do you think i am? ”

144: “ stop being such a baby. ”

145: “ go back to bed. ”

146: “ are you okay? ”

147: “ i can take care of myself just fine.”

148: “ thanks for helping me back there. ”

149: “ since when have we ever been friends? ”

150: “ what on earth are you wearing? ”

151: “ i can’t feel my legs! ”

152: “ stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ”

153: “ put me down! ”

154: “ there’s only one bed… ”

155: “ it isn’t what it looks like! okay.. maybe it is… ”

156: “ how did i lose it? ”

157: “ i read your diary. ”

158: “ this is awkward. ”

159: “ didn’t you read the sign? ”

160: “ do you think you can teach me that? ”

nsfw

161: “ bite me. ”

162: “ make me. ”

163: “ fuck me. ”

164: “ stop teasing me so much… ”

165: “ do you like it when i touch you like that?”

166: “ okay.. this is new. ”

167: “ want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ”

168: “ you’re in trouble now. ”

169: “ what a pretty sight. ”

170: “ bend over. ”

171: “ on your knees. ”

172: “ the food looks great but.. there’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ”

173: “ lay back. ”

174: “ take off your clothes. ”

175: “ well, fine; just this once. ”

176: “ i’m waiting. ”

177: “ you’re so beautiful. ”

178:“ as you wish. ”

179: “ first one to make a noise loses.”

180: “ you have no idea what you do to me. ”

181: “ if you’re bored; wanna have sex? ”

182: “ i've wanted this for so long. ”

183: “ car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ”

184: “ can i touch you? ”

185: “ open up. ”

186: “ no strings attached. ”

187: “ already? do i really have that much of an effect on you? ”

188: “ mine. ”

189: “ the nights still young. ”

190: “ we can't do that here! ”

191: “ behave. ”

192:“ what did you just say? ”

193: “ good girl. ”

194: “ good boy. ”

195: “ come here. ”

continued nsfw from misc sources

196: “are you going to come here, or are you going to make me come get you myself?”

197: “don’t look at me like that, you brought this on yourself.”

198: “stay still, squirming will make it worse.”

199: “keep count. if you lose it, we’re starting over. understand?”

200: “go get me the cane.”

201: “take your shirt off and put your hands up against the wall.”

202: “open your mouth. i’m putting the gag in so your screaming won’t alarm someone.”

203: “did you disobey my orders?”

204: “i thought i told you not to touch that?”

205: “have you finished everything i told you to do?”

206: “if you don’t stop acting like this, i’ll be forced to use different tactics.”

207: “your skin turns so red under my palm.”

208: “bend over the back of the couch.”

209: “you might want to bite something, the whip has a bite to it.”

210: “come here and bend over my lap.”

211: “i’m tired of your smart mouth.”

212: “you’re really hot.”

213: “oh, don’t mind me. just enjoying the view.”

214: “you know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

215: “hot damn.”

216: “so, you come here often?”

217: “well, well. my night just got better.”

218: “is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

219: “you have got a great ass.”

220: “hey, i’m open minded.”

221: “you enjoying the view over there?”

222: “keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

223: “don’t be bashful. you know you want to.”

224: “you can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

225: “you wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

226: “i’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

227:“it’s been a long day. why don’t we help each other unwind?”

228: “i think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

229: “i’m gonna be honest with you. i’m really horny, and you’re really hot. can we fuck? like, now?”

230: “i wanna see you get naked.”

231: “you like how i bend over for you, huh?”

232: “you’re getting me all worked up.”

233: “what do we have here?”

234: "i see someone’s happy to see me.”

235: “play your cards right, and i just might have to put you on speed dial.”

236: “you like that, don’t you?”

237: “how do you want me?”

238: “i’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

239: “i want you. right here. right now.”

240: “god, you’re perfect.”

241: “i really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

242: “i’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

243: “i saw that. you just checked me out.”

244: “you look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

245: “you wanna help me out of this ___?” (insert article clothing here.)

246: “can i keep you?”

247: “you’re such a tease.”

248: “oh my, looks like i/you dropped something.”

249: “i love it when you talk dirty.”

250: “i can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

251: “i think you’ll be happy to know that i’m not wearing any underwear.”

252: “i really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

253: “it’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

#urwarriorangelswritingchallenge

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b99network · 6 years

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then and now

A peraltiago fanfic for the @b99network 1K Celebration. Written by @thedanceyreagans

She woke up before he did the morning after they finally returned home from McGintley’s funeral, just like she always did. She usually let him sleep long after she was awake; he always seemed to need a little more than she did. She loved the quiet of the morning in their bedroom, when the light streaming in from the window hit his face at just the right angle and made him look younger than his years.

She cherished these moments for how rare they were. Jake was a constant whirl of excitement and adventure most days but he was his most vulnerable in sleep – sleepy Jake was one of her favorite versions of her fiancé.

Amy observed him for a moment. He was laying on his back with his mouth slightly open and his curly hair tussled around his head on the pillow.

If the past few days had hammered home one thought, it was that the whole squad had come so far together, but her relationship with Jake had gone through so many ebbs and flows over the years. In this moment, she couldn’t quite believe there had been a time they weren’t Jake and Amy. Peralta and Santiago had fought hard and flirted even harder. Jake and Amy still fought and flirted, but they did them now with a foundation of love and understanding they didn’t have before.

When they first started dating and things were scary and awkward and exciting and liberating, Amy worried that she would miss the playful, teasing friendship they had painstakingly cultivated through their years of partnership.

The thought of losing Jake as a friend was somehow far more terrifying than losing him as her boyfriend. She learned pretty quickly that dating Jake was so much like being a friend to Jake, but they were finally able to act on the feelings and urges they had both pushed down for so long out of fear.

Falling in love with Jake had been like standing over a cliff, waiting torturously for the right time to jump. They had been at the precipice for years, both searching for the other’s hand so they could take the leap together. When she realized she loved him, she was petrified.

Falling for her messy, goofy, brilliant partner was definitely not an entry on her life calendar. She liked to think of him as her exception.

Amy heard the sheets rustling and turned to look at Jake again. His eyes were shut tightly and he had their floral quilt gathered snugly in his fists. He let out a quiet groan, deep in his throat – a telltale sign he was waking up against his will. She reached out a hand to run her fingers through his hair, the curls soft and smooth against her skin. He opened his right eye, squinting against the light, before reluctantly opening the left.

“Good morning,” she smiled.

“Good morning,” he grumbled. Amy moved to kiss him, soft and warm like the morning light. He smiled dopily and shut his eyes again as she pulled back, his lips still curved upward.

Amy chucked quietly. “Time to wake up.”

She trailed her hand down to the ticklish spot on the back of his neck and his head jerked slightly against the pillow. He turned his head to look at her with narrowed eyes.

“Nope, not yet.”

He gently grabbed her wrist and tugged her down to his chest. She sighed and snuggled her head into the crook of his arm as he wrapped it around her shoulders, pulling her closer. Three years ago, she would have already been out of bed and halfway through her morning routine.

She liked this much better.

#b99 fic #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #jake x amy #peraltiago #ours #lindsay #1k

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ticklishraspberries · 6 years

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I’m super late to the party here, and I don’t know if you’re still in the mood to do headcanons, but if you are, ticklish!jake peralta headcanons?

- he has a kink for it literally don’t even ATTEMPT to fight me on this- but he also loves it platonically- easily the most ticklish one of their friends- puts up a fight before ultimately surrendering bc he loves it too much- could get away if he really wanted and they all know that- SNORTS 👏 WHEN 👏 HE 👏 LAUGHS 👏

#ask

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combeauferre · 6 years

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Peraltiago for the ship thing

:))))))) thanks andy !!!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

i mean it’s kind of obviously jake, but also amy does sometimes when she’s tired and not really concentrating. one week she lost a lot of sleep and spent 10 minutes trying to get into work pushing the door she’s pulled open for the last 8 years

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

jake. when they first start going out he does it once absentmindedly and freaks out about being clingy but amy finds it really cute and he carries on doing it, especially after their cruise trip and after he proposes (he writes amy peralta on his own desk after that, too)

Who starts the tickle fights

it’s amy. she figures out jake is crazy ticklish when she pokes him in the side one morning and he jumps out of his skin. she uses it against him constantly

Who starts the pillow fights

jake. usually trying to win a tickle fight.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

jake!! because everything he does is while watching amy with a small affectionate smile lbr

Who mistakes salt for sugar

amy does it once and after that jake puts salt in her coffee every now and then to keep her on her toes

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

amy. jake is Too Experienced in these matters for that

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

jake’s pick up lines are amazing, amy’s are the cheesy ones. when she tries to hard to flirt with jake, her pick up lines are horrific

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

do i even need to answer this

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

whoever gets there first honestly, although jake introduces amy to taking the brownies out the oven 5 minutes early to eat hot brownie goo

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

jake does this, my hopelessly romantic son. he figures out amy’s favourite scents over the years and collects candles for their date nights. he does this a lot more after they have kids and they can’t go out for dinner

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

amy does this. little quotes and flowers all over jake’s arms in biro. jake draws little angry lions over amy’s arms in permanent marker. amy’s not so impressed

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

amy loves having little souvenirs from their holidays on their fridge. jake makes sure there’s photos all over the walls so they have memories everywhere

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

both of them. jake hardly ever reads those magazines so amy gets him to go through them with her, and jake finds the quizzes that amy skips

#tysm m8 #abie answers #colourcodedbinders

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tickle-bugs · 1 year

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coukd u maybe do a b99, maybe jake teases amy at work by just poking her sides then amy gets revenge when they get home ?

Poking the Bear

For the record, Jake loves his girlfriend. He just also really, really loves messing with her. She makes it easy.

“Hey, Ames. Can you pass me that box? Yep, that one.” He points up at the upper shelf in the evidence locker, knowing damn well Amy can just barely reach it. She stretches up onto her tiptoes, pulling the box closer to the edge of the shelf with small brushes of her fingertips. Jake watches the movement of her hands for a little too long.

When the box reaches the shelf’s edge, Jake crowds right behind her. She instinctively leans back into him--which, wow, that’s adorable--and uses his presence to keep herself from losing her balance.

He pokes her sides. Her squeak echoes like a gunshot.

“Jake.” She whirls around and grabs his hands.

“Amy.” He gives her his most innocent stare. “Still need that box, babe.”

She narrows her eyes at him. He smiles.

Amy slowly, slowly, reaches up for the box, eyes flicking rapidly over her shoulder to ensure Jake isn’t up to shenanigans. When she has the box securely in her hands, he pokes her sides again. She drops it with a yelp. He picks up the box as if nothing happened, as if she weren’t boring holes into the side of his head with her eyes.

“Thanks.” He kisses her temple and squeezes past her, not even bothering to hide his smirk.

…

“‘Scuse me.” Jake gives Amy’s sides a few pinches. Amy giggles--giggles!--and bumps into Rosa in her effort to escape. Rosa and Jake lock eyes for a moment.

“Jake,” Amy hisses, her face blooming an adorable pink. She swats his shoulder.

“Amy.” Jake holds an affronted hand to his chest. She glares, her nose scrunching just slightly as she tries to explode his head with her mind. Jake fights the temptation to kiss her nose.

Jake slips some cash into the vending machine and gives it a good kick for an extra bag of chips. He tosses it to Rosa and she catches it one handed, popping the bag neatly at the top with the force of her grip. Jake pauses to admire her handiwork, pokes Amy again, and swiftly flees the breakroom. He just narrowly ducks out of her grasp, but her squeal tells him that she couldn’t escape Rosa’s.

Amy’s laughter follows Jake out into the bullpen. His heart soars with it.

…

“Jacob Peralta.” The door slams open. Amy kicks off her shoes and leaps onto the bed.

“Hey honey, how was your--Amy, we can talk about thihihis!” Jake cackles as Amy tazes his sides, moving up and down in erratic patterns. He grabs her wrists for something to hold onto.

“Go ahead, talk.” Amy readjusts herself on his legs. Jake splutters and stares up at her, any coherent defense of his character lost to the sight of her hovering over him, her hair tumbling in loose waves down her shoulders. She rests her fingers in points on his stomach, still but threatening. God, she’s so pretty--focus, Peralta.

She raises an eyebrow. Jake whines and covers his face.

“That’s what I thought.” She vibrates her fingers into his stomach. His whole body jumps and he plummets into belly-laughter, the kind that makes him curl like a shrimp and wave his hands around.

“You have some nerve when you’re the one who’s deathly ticklish.” Amy tries to sneak her hands up to his armpits, but he clamps his elbows tightly down. This only traps her fingers on his ribs, but he’ll take it. He’d like not to die tonight.

“I am not!” Jake gasps, but the goofy smile on his face isn’t helping his case. Amy squeezes his sides. Jake makes a noise not unlike a squeaky toy, complete with a bouncy giggle, and Amy has the audacity to coo at him.

“You sure? Because this--” Another squeeze, and Jake actually snorts-- “Says otherwise.”

“You sound like the Pillsbury dough boy.” Amy snickers. Jake lets out a garble of syllables and curls up again, but Amy pinches at his stomach until he uncurls. He throws his head back into the pillows and kicks his legs. She finds a seam of muscle near his sides and curls her fingers into it, scritching with reckless abandon. Jake squeals and flops around.

“If you wanted me to do this, you could’ve just asked,” Amy murmurs in his ear, her smile curling past his pinkened ears. He squeaks in a way that would put their tea kettle to shame and hides his face again.

This is one of the best parts of their relationship. The way she knows him inside and out.

“Y-You are going to kill me, ohmygod.” His voice comes out at a higher pitch than he would have thought possible.

“You’ll live,” Amy says sweetly, jamming her thumbs into the creases of his hips. Jake’s life flashes before his eyes as he shrieks. He arches his back near-snapping as his laughter plummets into silence.

“Amy! T-Tickles!” His laughter rockets back to life, laced with hiccups. Amy laughs with him and it’s the only thing his melting brain can focus on besides her evil fingers.

She slows her hands, indulging in the full-body jumps she can coax from him with a poke nearly anywhere. His giggles swirl around them both. He throws an arm over his face as he reacquaints himself with oxygen.

Poke. Jake jumps and giggles, laughing more at himself and the situation than the touch. Amy must be able to tell too—she chuckles at him and smooths her palms over his chest.

“I have seven brothers. You will not win this war.” She points at him very sternly. He leans up for a kiss and she indulges him, but that brings her finger right into his ribs and then they’re both snickering again.

As Jake’s laughter dies down, the grin stays, morphing into something mischievous and a bit devilish.

“Doesn’t mean I can’t try.” He flips them over, scooping a squealing Amy into his arms and plunging willingly into the throes of revenge for the sweet laughter of his love.

#my fics #peraltiago #ticklish!jake #jake peralta #ticklish!amy #amy santiago #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #they are everything to me do you hear me. everything.#haven't seen the show in a while so sorry if they're a little off! but this was so fun to write #truly a couple that feels like coming home

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potatohater · 1 year

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Nervous Amy and Happy Jake

Fandom: Brooklyn 99

Characters: Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago

Words: 343

Really small drabble with my beloved Amy and Jakie :3c istg its gonna have like 3 likes (one of them is going to be mine)

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“Are you? Oh my god you are!!” Jake exclaimed brightly. His face shined with a big grin and eyes lit up, looking at Amy.

Amy on the other side was terrified, she nervously shifted on the couch on which they were re-watching “die hard” when Jake accidentally grabbed her side - causing her to flinch.

“What are you talking about?” She smiled nervously. Eyes big, watching every movement of the guy in front of her.

He froze for a second, thinking about his life decisions. Screw it.

Amy couldn’t react properly because in a second he already put his arms around her, rubbing his knuckles into her ribs, causing the cutest giggles he has ever heard. Corners of her mouth went upwards until she broke into a wide smile, causing Jake’s heart to melt at this stage

“WhaaAAAt” He almost screamed over her laughing, he was too entertained by this.

“No way, how I never thought that you would be ticklish???” He overreacted as always, wriggling his brows. Making her laugh ever more, scrunching her nose in a cute manner

Her hands clung to his, trying her best to push Jake away, but she was too weak right now. Let boy to have his fun

“JaHhaeHEeke, sTHOhop IT” Of course he is not going to kill his girl. He put his hands away, now looking at her from upside down, as she laid on her back. Heavily breathing stopped and now she was all red, hair looked messy, eyes twinkling with mischief. He loved every second of it

“Come here” She waved her hand, showing him to bent down to her. Jake bented slowly, he wasn’t so sure what she wanted to do. Amy got up a little on her elbows and kissed him on the lips. He immediately melted into her touch, leaning forward.

She quickly raised her hand, brushing under his chin, making him broke the kiss and chuckle. He raised his shoulders as well. Such a cute sight for her.

They both forgot the movie for the looong time ;)

#tworld #tickle fic #tickle #brooklyn 99 tickle fic #brooklyn 99 tickle #brooklyn nine nine tickle #b99 tickle #ticklish!amy #ticklish!jake #ticklish!jake peralta #ticklish!amy santiago

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secretly-tword-obsessed · 3 years

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Are You Ticklish? B99 Addition!

Here is how all the B99 characters would react to the question “Are you ticklish?” in no particular order.

Jake: Ummm....what is a ticklish?

Rosa; Touch me and I’ll punch you in the gut

Gina: No. What am I, a child?

Boyle: A little bit on my neck, and tummy, and armpits, and also a bit on my back...

Amy: No. Ticklish? Me? Amy? Noooo. *dies*

Terry: I’m just not. Now don’t you try test that!

Raymond: No I am not, now get back to work.

So this is a new thing that I’m starting. Please request fandoms for me to do, any fandom is a good fandom (if Iv’e seen it).

#tickle #brooklyn nine nine tickle #b99 tickles #ticklish!jake #ticklish!peralta #ticklish!santiago #b99 tickle #are you ticklish?

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yahoo-roto-arcade-blog · 6 years

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Shuffle Up: Searching for Bryce Harper

It’s been one of those years for Bryce Harper (AP Photo/Laurence Kesterson)

Ah, the outfield. Land of all the fun stats. If you can keep your players on the field, you might just get somewhere.

The numbers don’t matter in a vacuum; what matters is how the player prices relate to one another. Assume a 5×5 scoring system, as always. Everyone listed here has outfield eligibility in the Yahoo game at the current time. Players at the same cost are considered even, and don’t fret when players are just a buck or two apart, that’s not a big deal.

I’m not ranking the injured guys; it just becomes a silly game of “Who has the most injury optimism?”

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And I’m not a doctor. (Somebody get me a doctor.)

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$44 Mike Trout $42 Mookie Betts $37 J.D. Martinez $32 Andrew Benintendi $30 Charlie Blackmon $30 Giancarlo Stanton $29 Aaron Judge $27 Christian Yelich $27 Eddie Rosario $27 Nelson Cruz $27 Bryce Harper $26 Scooter Gennett $25 Nick Castellanos

The good news with Harper is that he’s still adding value as an offensive player. His OPS+ of 124 is actually the median of his career (though his career average OPS+ is 139). A .366 OBP is still excellent; he leads the NL in walks. He has 20 home runs and a .475 slugging.

Then again, every number in Harper’s slash line is lower than we project. And the .216 average is 62 points lower than his career mark.

Perhaps he’s running into a lot of bad luck. His hard-hit rate is a career high, and his line-drive rate is almost identical to last year’s. He’s striking out a little more this year, but a 3.4-percent boost isn’t cause for alarm. A .223 BABIP is an obvious outlier, especially when combined with his batted-ball profile. Harper’s pull-happy profile also means more outs via the shift — maybe it would be in his best interests to lay down a bunt now and again, take an easy hit (especially when leading off an inning, when a baserunner is a boon for scoring chances).

Harper zone contact is a career low, which is surprising, but he’s not getting himself out — his chase rate is under his career mark.

I’m floor driven with my first-round picks, so I would not make Harper a Top 15 player if redrafting today. But he’s be a ticklish play anywhere in the second round. His bad season isn’t that bad. And his upside remains the moon (or maybe just slight of the moon; perhaps only Trout and Betts can get there).

Nick Castellanos hit his 10th home run of the season.

He’ll be an All-Star next month. pic.twitter.com/r5c9jI2874

— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) June 26, 2018

I don’t know why pitchers keep challenging Castellanos, by far the only formidable stick in the Detroit lineup. Although the Tigers are 6-11 since Miguel Cabrera suffered his season-ending injury, Castellanos keeps rolling along (.288/.356/.667, seven homers). He’s fifth in hard-hit rate (training Olson, Carpenter, Suarez, and J.D. Martinez), and he’s No. 17 overall in soft-contact avoidance. Look at this messy Tigers lineup. I’d take my chances with anyone else . . . Does Rosario look out of place here? He shouldn’t. Here’s his last calendar year: .307/.346/.557, 102 runs, 35 home runs, 102 RBIs, 13 steals . . . Blackmon has too much back class for me to take him out of the 30s. Maybe this means nothing, but June has historically been his weakest month. He turned 32 on the weekend, so it’s too soon to worry about age. A .301 BABIP might not look out of order, but it’s 34 points below his career average. Hang in.

$22 Jose Martinez $22 George Springer $21 Marcell Ozuna $20 Matt Kemp $20 Starling Marte $18 Justin Upton $17 Michael Brantley $16 Max Muncy $15 Nomar Mazara $15 Shin-Soo Choo $15 Khris Davis $15 Mitch Haniger $15 Rhys Hoskins $15 Odubel Herrera $15 Juan Soto $15 Yasiel Puig

Very quietly Choo has been a Top 21 outfielder, producing in every category except stolen bases (and he’s not a total zero there, he has three). You just hope he can stay healthy in his age-36 season (the calendar flips for him on July 13). Choo isn’t getting a bump from Arlington this year (his OPS is 20 points higher on the road), but he does jump to a .933 OPS against right-handed pitching. He’s one of my favorites, an Ibanez All-Star to be sure. Boring but reliable veterans are a lovely target area in all fantasy sports. We don’t have to market our teams, we just want the numbers.

Puig had a .193 average in late April, when a hip injury forced him to the DL. In his 46 games since returning, he’s been solid — .295/.364/.548, nine homers. Somehow Puig only produced 24 runs and 20 RBIs from that slash, but we’ll take it. And for all the mistakes he makes through his mercurial ways, sometimes you get splashy highlights, too.

$14 Brandon Belt $14 Andrew McCutchen $14 Brandon Nimmo $14 Tommy Pham $13 Adam Jones $13 Aaron Hicks $13 Matt Olson $12 Whit Merrifield $12 Carlos Santana $12 Wil Myers $12 Jurickson Profar $12 Kyle Schwarber $12 Dee Gordon $12 Cody Bellinger $12 Adam Eaton $11 Derek Dietrich $11 Ian Desmond $11 Nick Markakis $11 Ryan Braun $11 David Peralta $10 Scott Schebler $10 Joc Pederson $10 Brett Gardner $10 Jesse Winker $10 Ronald Acuna $10 Adam Duvall $10 Eric Thames $9 Jason Heyward

Is Gordon’s toe injury still a concern? This is what he’s done in 30 games since returning from the disabled list: .246/.261/.285, with five steals in eight attempts. You knew you’d get zero power — no homers, seven RBIs. He’s scored a paltry 13 runs. I don’t think he’s healthy right now; at least, I’m not going to pay for him on the assumption that he is.

Although Heyward’s OBP has dipped a little in the No. 2 slot — a misleading change, since batting eighth in front of the pitcher is a driver of walks — he’s taken to the slot nicely, slashing .313/.347/.473, with 17 runs and 16 RBIs in 26 games. He’s shut down the running game and he is not a major power threat, but perhaps he can be a solid three-category contributor now.

$8 Gerardo Parra $8 Austin Meadows $8 Brian Anderson $8 Randal Grichuk $8 Chris Taylor $8 Mark Trumbo $8 Ender Inciarte $7 Avisail Garcia $7 Carlos Gonzalez $7 Jason Kipnis $7 Josh Reddick $7 Ian Happ $7 Josh Harrison $7 Stephen Piscotty $7 Teoscar Hernandez $7 Enrique Hernandez $7 Joey Gallo $6 Gorkys Hernandez $6 Ben Zobrist $6 Hunter Renfroe $6 Harrison Bader $6 Lonnie Chisenhall $5 Dustin Fowler $5 Manuel Margot $5 Gregory Polanco $5 Marwin Gonzalez $5 Jackie Bradley Jr. $5 Charlie Culberson $5 Delino DeShields $5 Kevin Pillar

Kipnis still has horrendous seasonal numbers, but he perked up over his last three weeks: .280/.357/.480, with four homers. His line-drive rate is up six percent from last year. Interestingly, he’s hitting .286 when shifted against, and .221 against a traditional defense . . . Bader would instantly jump into double-digits on my board if the Cardinals made a clear commitment to him . . . Polanco is a pain in the neck for weekly-lineup players, as the Pirates have four outfielders for three spots and he’s not the primary guy in that rotation.

$4 Albert Almora $4 Michael Taylor $4 Jon Jay $4 Corey Dickerson $4 Denard Span $4 Jose Pirela $4 Jonathan Villar $4 Nick Williams $4 Niko Goodrum $4 Michael Conforto $3 Danny Valencia $3 Ehire Adrianza $3 Alen Hanson $3 Eduardo Nunez $3 Travis Jankowski $3 Daniel Descalso $3 Mallex Smith $3 Jose Bautista $3 Curtis Granderson $3 Mark Canha $3 Franmil Reyes $3 Daniel Palka $3 Max Kepler

Mallex Smith is showing modest growth as a hitter, though a 97 OPS+ is still an eyelash below the league average of 100. Worst of all, he’s not improving as a base stealer —successful on just 15-of-22 swipes. And the Rays don’t prefer him at the top of the order, either; he’s batted seventh or lower in 49 of his 56 starts. Right now Smith is giving you a slightly-favorable average in a mixed league, a handful of steals — hopefully the caught-stealings don’t hurt you — disappointing runs scored, and no pop. It’s not like the fantasy community is going crazy for Smith, but he’s been moderately overrated for a while. The closer you get to Smith, the less fun he is.

$2 Ben Gamel $2 Tony Kemp $2 Rajai Davis $2 Brock Holt $2 Charlie Tilson $2 Cory Spangenberg $2 Jake Cave $2 Jacob Marisnick $2 Adam Engel $2 Chad Pinder $2 Scott Kingery $2 Robbie Grossman $2 Alex Gordon $2 Billy Hamilton $2 Lewis Brinson $2 Trey Mancini $2 Jarrod Dyson $2 Kevin Kiermaier $1 Hernan Perez $1 Ryan Rua $1 Matt Joyce $1 JaCoby Jones $1 Chris Owings $1 Kole Calhoun $0 Dexter Fowler

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