Everyone who has made bread before: "making bread is so much easier and less expensive than what you think it will be it kind of makes you angry"
Me:"yeah, whatever"
Me: *makes bread*
Me: "making bread is so much easier and less expensive than what I thought it would be it kind of makes me angry"
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My heart is squeezing fuck in another lifetime maybe Simon would be able to run away with Johnny. Maybe in another lifetime they could hold each other in their arms and feel safe for the first time. Maybe in another lifetime Simon didn’t have words choked in his throat, jaw flexing and neck twitching just to get the words out to express his undying love for Johnny. Maybe in another lifetime they would be able to feel their skin against each other and to understand what it means to have a soulmate, not that either of them believed in it in the first place. Maybe in another lifetime Simon wouldn’t be holding Johnny’s hand for the last time, watching the red trickle down the side of his head. Maybe in another lifetime simon and Johnny would just have someone to love without an outworldly force determined to tear them apart
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“in AA, there’s this idea that you take inventory of your life...”
[image description: two large gifs of evan buckley from season 6 episode 1.
gif 1: buck sits on the edge of the firetruck and tells bobby, “i think i’m afraid of making a mistake again.”
gif 2: talking about his lasagna with eddie and chris, buck says, “and it only took me three tries to get it right.”
/end ID]
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I wonder how victim learns that Alan is now a stick figure? Probably from footage of the showdown, and victim somehow recognizes that the purple stick is Alan. Anyways, the mercs would probably be ordered to hunt him down and bring him to the base. This could be really interesting, especially if Alan and King have already met.
YEAH.... the hunt for c!alan throughly interests me in this au, especially since victim also could have just noticed the artstyle. like, alan's sticks have a very particular look
they could probably mistake alan for a creation MADE BY alan instead, which brings up a very interesting topic: what happens if ALAN gets captured and victim doesn't immediately realize it's him????
this could also go into the ending of The Box if victim assumed it was Chosen and SC that were the only other hollowheads, and then discovered that there was one more. instead of hunting yellow they might end up accidentally going straight to the source, which means that everyone else has to be as prepared as possible to defend alan, because even if they've probably taught him some self-defense he is not going to be strong enough to beat them, much LESS able to actually think in the middle of combat
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they should invent a learning how to do things that doesnt require finding a ytber to condescendingly explain it to u in the most unhelpful barely graspable way
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