okay…Guitarist Hand Measurements!!
so i feel like i need to say that obviously these are not 100% accurate, but from just basic knowledge of male hand size and also perusing some guitarist forums on the topic, i can at least say that these are quite likely.
any additional information about the process can be found here
*also a small note is that even though i included width, it’s not very accurate since most are not stretched to full capacity.
now with that out of the way…
Joe Satriani
L: 7.5”/19cm
W: 8”/20.5cm
Eddie Van Halen
L: 7.7”/19.6cm
W: 8”/20.5cm
Jimmy Page
L: 7.5”/19cm
W: 7.9”/20cm
Slash
L: 7.7”/19.6cm
W: 7”/18cm *
Zakk Wylde
L: 7.5”/19cm
W: 8.4”/21.3cm
Yngwie Malmsteen
L: 8”/20.5cm
W (left): 9”/23cm
W (right): 8.3”/21cm
Steve Vai
L: 8.5”/21.6cm
W: 9”/23cm
also a bonus for me because this one took a lot more work
John Sykes
L: 8.25”/21cm
his middle finger, from knuckle to end alone is 4.5”
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So I'm well aware this is probably a case of "it isn't that deep" but I love looking at all the fiddly little accessories and bits and bobs of Hoyo designs and trying to justify them. Sampo's is particularly funny, because. What even is all that dkkxjdkd
His outfit has so many straps wrapped around him, like they're restraining or holding something in to keep it from bursting at the seams, and not all of them look like they're even connected to anything! But I'd like to think they are useful in certain situations, like if Sampo takes a hit out in the Fragmentum from one of the monsters.
He's hurt, his arm is bleeding, but he is ALMOST done, he just needs a couple more things to fulfill his quota to Natasha and he doesn't want to turn around and go back now. So Sampo frees a strap from his shirt, winds it around his arm above the cut, pulls it tight with his free hand and his teeth. He'll treat it properly in a minute, once he's done scavenging.
There's also the strange chains that resemble snake spines. Given how they're way longer in his splash art and the way they wind around-
I'd like to think they can extend somehow, and Sampo can use them to scale heights. Firefly clocks him as a covert fighter without even being within 20 feet of him, so it would make sense for Sampo to have ways to get around that don't involve usual/obvious methods, like stairs. Think assassin skill sets.
He's also the only one known to be able to get between the Underground and the overworld, and while he's pretty tight-lipped about his method, having some sort of device to help traverse vertical heights is probably insanely helpful there.
And the little metal ornaments across the backs of his wrists! You can see it a bit better in his reference sheet (everyone say thanks @/dragaliareferencearchive!) as opposed to his splash art-
they aren't flat, they stick up a bit off his arms. And so I wonder if Gepard has ever gone to arrest Sampo, and found that they interfere with his handcuffs haha
The ornaments don't match, the one on his right wrist is actually shorter and doesn't extend down to the back of his hand. Which probably doesn't make it nearly as annoying for handcuffs as the left one, but it would make sense for Sampo to have them like that, since he seems to be right-handed! I think a certain proficiency in being ambidextrous is necessary to dual wield daggers like he does, but. Sampo uses his right hand to
hold his blade in his splash art
throw his blade in his skill
play/show off with his dagger in his idle
lob smoke bombs in his technique
cross over his heart when he bows
and to flip his bangs during the cutscene where he saves the trailblazers from Bronya
So a shorter guard on his right hand would help him keep his wrist's flexibility to be able to do all that unimpeded (loving the thought now that Sampo is naturally right-handed and still better with it, but he practiced constantly with his left until he could do things passably ambidextrous).
I also love them because I wonder if they're in the perfect place to help block a hit, along with the chain wrapped around his left forearm.
Like I love the image of a hired killer soundlessly sneaking up behind Sampo in some shady dark alley, knife sloooooowly raising, and then all at once, they strike!
And instead of feeling the blade sink into his back, they get the unpleasant resonating of metal-on-metal shivering up their arm and rattling their bones, because Sampo has turned around at the last second and raised his crossed his arms to let the knife glance off the guards on his wrists.
And the mercenary is left to realize that oh, they are fucked.
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Even if Kristen needed to hear what Tracker said, harassing the girl you dumped MONTHS AGO to see if she'll be okay with you posting your new girlfriend is wild energy???? And then to blow up because she wasn't what? Excited to endorse your cool new girlfriend reveal?? Not, let's be clear, that Kristen said no. In fact she distinctly reminded Tracker that this shit wasn't even necessary. She admitted that she wasn't in the headspace to be happy about it but it ultimately wasn't about her. It's the most mature thing Kristen has said potentially EVER.
Like, I cannot for the life of me figure out how Kristen saying "Hey, do what you want, it's truly not my business or main concern right now" in any way segued into Tracker listing off a bunch of Kristen's flaws and mistakes.
"Kristen needs some tough love!" Maybe not from a person who hasn't even been in the loop for the last several months? Maybe not from her ex who called for completely unrelated, selfish reasons?
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why is pete wentz important to me?? like him, i was a non white kid who grew up in a very white neighborhood in the chicagoland area and it was exhausting and isolating and so so so lonely it could make your teeth hurt. like him, i’m bipolar and no one has ever quite gotten close to describing what my highs and lows are like, but he’s the only one who has gotten close. (do you know what it's like being so so so manic and you know you're not okay and everything rushes around you and you feel like you're on top of the world but you know it's all a lie? an illusion? do you know what it feels like to plummet down so so so so deep and dark and there's nothing but you and that gaping ache inside of you, reminding you just how hollow and fake you are?) like him, i grew up enthralled and obsessed with rock, punk, the hardcore scene of chicago, and there was nothing and no one there for people like me and people who looked like me in a place and sound that i loved more than anything on earth. i saw him reflected in me and in the most non creepy parasocial way possible, he has been one of the most incredible influences of my life. maybe even one of the possible sunshines of my lifetime for all he is still a stranger to me, and i to him.
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Thanks to all of you and the Banditnanza, I found my writing habit again and wrote over 82k last month, so thank y'all for that.
I'll get into this more, probably, in my Bandit goes over last year's goals and sets new goals for this year post, but like.
My word count for the year was nearly 363k. And I know that sounds like a lot! And that is a lot! And I'm grateful for that much!
....
But my word count in 2022 was over double that, and for every year I've been keeping word count, it's been at least 100k more than that (200k more in 2020, the first year I kept count like this).
I didn't even hit an average of 1k a day this year, and that's...that really says how rough this past year has been for me in terms of writing and everything. Like I just. Wow, I knew it wouldn't be a lot this past year, but that really puts things into perspective.
In terms of stats, this past month is the most I've written in a month in the entire year, and with the exception of March (and those of you who were around in March can guess at why it stands out as different), this past month is double what I've written in every other month for the past year (again, with the exception of March, where I broke 50k).
Some months aren't even a fourth of this month.
Which says a lot about what this past month means for me and how grateful I am that y'all joined me on this thing.
Y'all sent me prompts! Y'all engaged with my stuff! Some of which was not very good! Even when I didn't finish fulfilling the prompts! Even when I didn't actually answer a prompt you sent in!
And look at the month we have to show for it!
So THANK YOU because this wouldn't have been possible without y'all.
I still plan on posting one more thing later today - I've started it and I have plans for it and know roughly what it entails - and then I'll be stopping the daily posting for a while.
But I have something else up my sleeve that might still help in terms of being an encouragement. And since this month has hopefully given me that writing habit back, maybe you'll see more from me more regularly this year.
We'll just have to see what the future holds.
So! Again! Thank you all, and God bless!
(And look out for the thing I plan to post later today! It's actually a 2-for-1 for prompt fulfillment, so if you've been waiting, maybe today's will be it!)
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