Imagine Kaz and Inej eventually becoming intimate and him calling her Sankta Inej while he’s kissing her AHHHH GOODBYE. He is so fucking dramatic of course he would say something like that
Inej would be like “Kaz that’s blasphemous” and he’s just like “not for me it isn’t”. And she jokingly questions what the name of this religion he follows is and his brain is completely short circuiting cuz they are kissing and he’s running his hands thru her hair so he just goes “Inej…—ism”. And she laughs. But his brain turns on just long enough for him to say “It requires me to worship her thoroughly at least three times a day…if she wants me to” OK THATS ENOUGH GOONIGHT
on gansey’s 30th birthday the gangsey throws him a very intimate celebration, just adam, ronan, blue, henry, opal, matthew, and declan, and as blue sets the cake down in front of him, gansey starts to cry. they all assume he’s having a regular birthday existential crisis, but when they ask him what’s wrong he just says, quietly, “i didn’t think i’d make it this long.”
UGH I’m so mad Rn, just watched the MCC for the first time and wth was that ??? I mean with the (apparently) cheating and all like I’m soooo disapointed
the fucking wheeze i made when i scrolled onto this looking for a choke quote to reblog. asshole with feelings. sam rockwell in his period outfit. i have actual tears in my eyes
In case anyone is still pulling for Jalter and really needs some EX luck: take mine.
All of it.
Please.
Because I sure don’t think I can handle so much luck at once, it’s not good for my kokoro
2 extra Jalters from tickets on different days - this is obviously proof for the existence of RNGesus and now excuse me while I go away and keep screaming about my stupid gacha luck while y’all hopefully make good use of it so I won’t touch it again.