yknow actually we don't utilize the whole "gods may appear differently to different people" worldbuilding thing enough for jokes. Like, with love gods like Aphrodite and Cupid (and presumably also Aphroditus, the Erotes, and etc) it's kind of inherent, but also like.
literally in TKC we have a whole interaction of Sadie going "Wow Anubis was so hot..." cause she saw him as some hot goth teen and Carter being confused as hell because he saw Anubis with a jackal head. In the same conversation.
Where's more scenes and jokes like that. There's a lot of opportunity here.
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Guess who got their hands on another scene to metamorph.
(I personally headcanon this one as Asty's second pre-act two scene that has no cinematic. Because look at his face, FEELINGS.)
My Bloodweave screenshot folder is now properly organized. New additions (spicy much) can be found under Minthara's section.
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Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.
Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?
Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?
Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?
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Hello bye 😭
I gasped out loud seeing them actually interacting in the quest ending with that intense atmosphere???
Somehow I also laughed seeing the cloud knights surrounding them, then a mutual aptly said & drew that the positioning of all them is just like a wedding ceremony… and I laughed even more because that’s it, that’s exactly why I laughed! 🤣
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Tonowari likes when you’re on top during sex, but even more he loves when you’re laying on top of him and he can wrap his big beefy arms around you. One around your back, and one cupping your head (stroking your hair with his thumb because he’s so baby girl). He just loves feeling every inch of your body that he can
aaaaa this legit made me squirm in bed 🤭🥹
tonowari + reverse pronebone ⋆。゚☁︎。☾ ゚。⋆
• yess ur right anony. it's almost a face-up pronebone kinda situation. this fervent bucking up into you, his thick cock and big balls bouncing in time with your synchronised movements
• like just imagine the soft daddie energy of his big blue hand cradling your face, and tracing patterns in your hair; expression contorted in pleasure from his length jostling up inside you, hitting that tingly spongy spot that makes you squirm and whine right into his awaiting mouth
• the tongue-kisses, hot, sensual breaths and eyebrows creased in need as he takes in your writhing form atop him. on the one hand he's def happy to let you ride it out, but he takes a special delight in wrapping a strong arm around your waist, using all his big papa bear force to fuck up into your wet cunt;
• like, just imagine the slapping, squelching and sloppy noises between the two of you; his baby blue dick leaking sticky white strings of precum, paired with your ever-slickening pussy lips just coaxing him inside you. the force of his wide, muscular hips pumping up into your pelvis making you both bounce in time with each other
• soon enough all that can be heard above the sweet sounds of sex are the "..unhh..unhh..unhhh..uh-uh-uh.."s of your shared passion; the soft tone of your huffs and squeals almost harmonising with his wanton, slutty babyboy moans as he unloads into you
• hot reams of tonowari's cum spurting, coating all over the inside of your pussy walls, so full that it can't help but leak out onto his soft sack and in between your thighs, as you continue grinding into him to get all that precious seed mmmmm
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