#this literally came out of nowhere

[therentyoupay]

#24 JUST SAY IT JELLSAAAAAA ARTGHHHAHAHNSNNEMWMEMWJAJHAJAHAHHAHA

On July 1st, the lonely house at the top of the mountain was finally sold.

— In which Jack(son) Overland tries his best to befriend his neighbor, one woodworking project at a time. { neighbors-to-lovers!fic, modern-mountain-living!au }

Prompt from @aicosu: Three-word sentences: "Just say it."

ao3 ❆

#aicosu #OF COURSE A DRABBLE WAS NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY #this literally came out of nowhere #i naively reblogged a “three-word sentence” challenge for funsies on tumblr #and then aicosu came out of nowhere with a fun prompt #and one failed stranger things!au later #all of a sudden jack was living on a mountain and this story wrote itself over the course of a damn week #it started as a drabble one-shot #but it got even longer than expected #so here's the first half of what is now a quick two-shot! #second part should be up soon it's almost done! #therentyoupay snow globe #therentyoupay fic #jelsa

[pixiefms]

i pray on all that’s holy that it’s a sequel announcement and let me tell you why

1. uenoyama literally just didn’t get an arc at all !???!?!? we got AN UGETSU ARC BEFORE A RITSUKA ARK !?????? he’s your main character and you just fumbled with his character up until now lmao

2. we barely saw uenoyama and mafuyu as a couple their relationship has been left stagnant then they didn’t speak because uenoyama was working with syh and we saw mafuyus anxieties about it and it was touched upon a bit in the latest a chapter but barely

3. there’s just so many lose ends there’s no way this last coming chapter is going to wrap everything lmao what about given and their desire to debut i’m so lost lol like unless the last chapter is liek 900 pages long idk what’s going on

like idk how they are gonna pull it off lol i mean obvs i hope it’s a good ending but with so many things left up in the air and uncertain it just doesn’t seem like it will be anything but rushed and tied up in a nice little bow like maybe i’m just not creative enough to see the vision but i just don’t see how they are gonna wrap this up in a singular chapter it feels like the story has just reached the climax and then it’s over

#like it’s gonna be such a rushed and shit ending i can already tell #and now i’m scared it’s just gonna end with ritsumafu having sex and boom bow fixed #like idk #just dragged on the story and mafuyama argument for so long just for what #this literally came out of nowhere #given #given anime #given manga

[kairasims]

A sick Kaira is a cranky Kaira…🤧😷🤒

#kairasims #non sims #this literally came out of NOWHERE #the perks of kids going back to school #it definitely must’ve been something my son caught at school and brought home #giving sims a break until I am better

[f-a-n-t-a-z-m-a-s]

When u have a badass kid oc for your fnaf au.

Her name is cade, she's 7 lol she's buddies with the 6 missing kiddos.

#fnaf #fnaf oc #fnaf sb #original character #fnaf au #fnaf vanny #fnaf 4 #fnaf 2 #fnaf glamrock freddy #five nights at freddy's #glamrock freddy #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #digital art #fnaf missing children #fnaf missing kids #why do i do this to myself #this literally came out of nowhere #its 4am #please help #stars #space #arcade #video games #horror #horror games #au

[myrablurple]

Why do I like Ty Parsec all of sudden wtf-

#this literally came out of nowhere #Fml #is it his personality???? #i literally don’t understand myself at times #wirewolf was cool tho #wasted potential #but why do I like him now???

[roadtogracelandx45]

Things that are going through my head right now. Don’t tell anyone that you are struggling, you don’t want to ruin your parents anniversary or your friends day.

#ash rambles #this literally came out of nowhere #damn depression

[another-goblin]

2.1 Spoilers

So let me get it straight.

Ratio's thought process was: "Aventurine clearly has problems. He isn't being very reasonabale about his own life and well-being. He's about to confront his tragic past. He will find himself in a very dark place (literally and figuratively). Clearly, the only thing that can save him in his darkest hour is a note from me saying that I personally care about him (and I'll decorate it with a cute little owl)."

And it worked. Exactly as intended. 

#honkai star rail #my stuff #hsr 2.1 spoilers #hsr 2.1 #hsr spoilers #dr ratio #aventurine #sun literally starts shining again immediately #I mean they probably came to know each other quite well #during the planning of that “betrayal” #so it didn't just come out of nowhere

[irascible-iridescent]

His capricious and whiny hysterics has captivated me body and soul

#love and deepspace #rafayel #he is so dramatic #what a drama queen #i literally didn't care about this character much but then he threw a tantrum about how MC came late and I fell in love #sorry not sorry I loved his selfish attitude and how demanding he is out of nowhere

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Do you remember episode 12, season 3 of Xiaolin Showdown when Chase was trapped on that machine thing that was brushing butter or whatever all over his chest? Well, hypothetically speaking if First walked in on that situation, how’d he react?

Ok I cackled unreasonably loud at this ask

listen i rewatched the episode (for science) and honestly the unexpected fanservice torture dungeon happened much differently than i remembered lol (also how fucked up is that right after Jack straigth up murked older monks?? wild)

but anyway basically what First Ninja saw

ive been on internet too long not to see all of it now

congrats Jack you managed to traumatize a 800 year old ghost.

extra doodle

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #idk man imagine Omi knew how to summon First Ninja and he needed backup #listen i literally rewatched the episode and realized - THERE LITERALLY WAS NO REASON FOR SHOWING US THE HEYLINS #only for a joke that Jack managed to get them and the fanservice - like jesus Chase is practically naked and Wuya's outfit??? #because holy crap i cant even begin to list every innuendo now that i view it with eyes of a person that saw horror of internet lol #it came from nowhere and gone nowhere as they are literally nowhere to be seen as monks fight Jack. not even commentary from them?? #xiaolin showdown creators decided fuck it we are going out of this season with a bang have some heylin fanservice and some sexy Guan & #pretty young Chase and cool Dashi in the next episode like afsdlkjasdkdsjdsfkkldsaf ok forget that we literally traumtized Omi with deaths #of his friends ;)

[willowser]

anyway, touya sees you walking towards him with your baby on your hip and his heart skips into overdrive.

#✿ theme: dad dabi/touya #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #this literally came out of nowhere i dont know what to tell you #he's like. damn that's really my kid right there......on that hip........daaaang LOL #i think he gets nervous LOL #but like in an excited way #cw children

[candiedfright]

what's funny to me about the whole "oh dazai was definitely leaving sigma behind" thing is. even if you were to say that dazai has no care for anyone ever (he very much does regardless of the depth of his bond with a person but that's a whole different conversation that gets me heated so i won't go there here) do you sincerely think he wouldn't at least TRY to wake up the one person in the decay of angels who has the info he needs (which he might not even be aware of because he wasn't in the ROOM when sigma took fyodor's hand and passed out) and who he has formed a fairly civil relationship with. "oh but he already defeated fyodor—" you don't know that. none of us know that. and even if it's the case dazai is SET on finding out what fyodor's ability is/was. he literally told sigma that his plan was to kill him and have sigma take the information from his corpse. and let's say that he hasn't guessed that sigma took fyodor's memories and that finding out what his ability is/was after the explotion is impossible— why would he fucking abandon sigma like that. dazai is a lot of bad things, but he's not that cruel. and if you think he is then you've been manipulated by a fictional character i don't know what to tell you

#out-of-nowhere rant but i had to let it out #like sorry man but i refuse to believe that dazai is that irredeemable. he literally is not #“oh but he doesn't care about either good or evil” well no. do you not realize it goes both ways #just like he doesn't mind hurting others for his schemes he's not beyond being compassionate in his own way #sure it's not conventional by any means and he can have ulterior motives. but he's not EVIL. #mori literally asked what the purpose of going to rescue oda was #and dazai literally said that it's because he was his friend. #he was HURT when it came to ango's betrayal. legitimately hurt. #i'm going to start eating my walls. HE IS A COMPLICATED CHARACTER HE IS NOT FULLY ONE THING OR THE OTHER !!! DAMN !!!!!!!!! #ough #i probably made zero sense but whatever #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd 113 #bsd spoilers #bsd 113 spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #the blabbering

[everykabuto]

#see the issue is i feel like that isnt the main problem with kabuto here lmao #I've been gone for so long but ahem. as a kabuto scholar- #i feel like kabuto's main issue is that he was forced into this position by literally every outside force around him #the leaf village tried to kill him. he had no choice but to stay with orochimaru. after orochimaru died he had -nowhere to go- #but at this point in the story kishimoto doesn't want to acknowledge the problems with ninja society that led kabuto here #and that's why this explanation falls so flat to me #the most kabuto gets is itachi saying ''well it wasn't all his fault'' but not elaborating on why #and itachi is the one that is seen as in the right for making the decision to kill his entire clan in the name of upholding the status quo #so kishimoto can't outright blame kabuto's problems on the leaf village. so instead some reasons are thrown out here #that genuinely make no sense to me #and itachi claiming kabuto reminds him of himself also doesn't make much sense to me #because itachi always came across to me as incredibly sure of himself. always knew who he was and what he needed to do #which is... the opposite of kabuto #and itachi's explanation doesn't make it make sense to me. #kabuto had an amazing arc and this little summary from itachi here just ignores all of it to make up something entirely different #just in my own opinion at least. #naruto #kabuto #kabuto yakushi #mangacap #everykabuto #fourth shinobi world war: climax #chapter 587

[chirpsythismorning]

When fans insist that byler is never happening and that despite that it’s not queerbait… I’m sorry, but this shit was so unnecessary? Noah tweeting this felt so PR motivated already, only for Netflix geeked to screenshot it and juxtapose it over a byler scene, followed by plastering on their social media… why?

#byler #what was the reason!?? #like it just feels like them warming the audience up to it #it literally operates the opposite of standard queerbait #they’re baiting bc they need to prepare for the inevitable delivery… #bc if byler happens #they’ll need stuff like this from the past to support that it was always planned #ppl can’t say byler came out of nowhere when they’ve been sprinkling byler propaganda like this

[starrysharks]

onionroll

#ocs #my ocs #my ocs art #original character #reassassination #emery onion reliquary #onion reassassination #the name onion came out of nowhere. there is a canon reason for it now (its a nickname based on an in-universe video game) #but when i named them it was literally a placeholder #anyway they might look emo but theyre actually the most postive happy chaeacter in the series #and is verrry important to the plot/mystery of the story #zeno's art

[lloydfrontera]

male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.

the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #ch 368 #LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK SIR #i remember the romance being sudden but this is fucking ridiculous lmaooooo #it came out of fucking nowhere!!! it's so shoehorned in there they almost cut off the heel to make it fit!!! #i don't think they've spent more than like.... 12 hours in the same room in all the years they've known each other.... what the fuck.... #and in fucking ch 368!! literally 40 ch away from the ending!! #less than 10% of the way to the end!!! i thought i was exaggerating when i said 90% of the novel had no romance but no!!! #i was fucking right!!!! #this is........ infuriating skjashdkdsf #to be clear i am not saying friendships cannot do everything i just listed here #of course they can!! more friendships in fiction should be like that!! but!!! you cannot write a friendship between two characters like tha #and then put one of those two characters in a romantic relationship with a completely different character #and not give it even a tenth of the attention you gave to the friendship and expect me to find it realistic!!! or compelling!!! #either give it the same level of attention or just!! don't include it!! #that's also an option!! just leave the incredibly compelling friendship you wrote be the highlight of the novel!! #let it be the most important relationship of the plot!! let it be the happy ending for those characters!! that's perfectly okay!!! #FUCK!!!! #i'm fine i'm normal i'm okay

[bleaksqueak]

While i work I've been listening to an LP of the Telltale Walking Dead Games (the ones with clementine, I do not care about the others lmao). Ages ago when I played these I was well aware/amused that part of season 2 takes place in Parker's Crossroads/Parker's Run because I grew up right next to it and the detail stood out to me. But I never caught the line of "We'll head to parker's run. It's just up the road from here" until just right now. So I had a sort of "wait, where the fuck are they supposed to be right now?" (search)

ARE YOU SHITTING ME LMAO So by process of elimination, since it's the only city with anything even remotely resembling a large home supply store, that would mean they're in my literal hometown. My tiny hometown in the middle of nowhere that's never in anything that barely anyone knows of. How in the fuck lmao

#shut up pu #random stuff #I guess Howe's would be our Co-Op #I moved away forever ago but my brain often still returns to that tiny town. the biggest city in henderson county. lmaoo #Did they just randomly pick a place on the map for the location... parker's crossroads/run surprised me but it's at least more of a thing #i'm upset with myself for never picking up on that before #sorry telltale but we never had a comic book store you have to go all the way over to the next county for that #also your geography's wrong it's east tennessee that has mountains #west tennessee is all hills #i'm being nitpicky but it's out of amusement #of all the places to end up in a zamboni apocalypse #my poor girl clem lucky she made it out at all #lmao I strongly dislike this series all BUT these games with clementine #and I love her so much #goes to show what a good likable character can do #anyway I'm upset that you don't get to go raid the dairyqueen in season 2 #maybe this is an odd thing to post about but I literally come from a #“the nearest starbucks is 40 minutes away” level of tiny nowhere town #and playing this game when it first came out only to realize this detail about a decade later made me spit my drink out