#this is what im like irl btw

[idontwantittobeunrequited]

i've discovered the spiral of falling in love with michael sheen is equally as stomach dropping as the spiral of falling in love with david tennant and now i'm in that same 60 foot hole but miles maitland and robbie ross are dancing around manically with the tenth doctor (alec hardy's just off to the side looking unimpressed)

#this is what im like irl btw #intollerable #this is what happens in hemali's brain #michael sheen #david tennant #miles maitland #robbie ross wilde #wilde #robbie ross #the tenth doctor #alec hardy #bright young things

[starwhipnspin]

you know what fuck it *turns zane into a tamagotchi*

#starsdoodles #starsfanarts #starsfanarts: ninjago #ninjago #zane ninjago #zane julien #btw i have never seen a tamagotchi irl in my entire 17 year old lifespan #really sad cuz they look fun but it is what it is #but no yeah new au dropped where everything is the exact same #apart the fact that instead of rebuilding himself zane gets stuck in a tamagotchi #how? #idk i just think its funny #(pls dont take this seriously lmao) #also should i draw a tamagotchi for each of em? #like make some inspired designs? #no cuz i think it would be fun #AND OMG I COULD MAKE IT PIXEL ART #I MISS DOING PIXEL ART #im not that good at it but who cares lol

[so-very-small]

the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#g/t #giant tiny #teeth tw #slight body horror tw #i feel like that warrants a tag #anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT #IM TWENTY FIVE #tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts #anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted #not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast #plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise #can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho! #again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually #(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have) #(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth) #GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW

[skitskatdacat63]

Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

#this might be the most mentally ill thing ive drawn yet.... #lmao im like ah this would be a funny idea to draw #and then got WAAYYYYY more into drawing napoleon #to the point of cuteness aggression and sadness that him in f1 isnt real :( #cofi and i made up a whole lore and plot line so if you want a pt 2 of that hmu LMAO #but briefly: hes a driver(2 wdc btw) who got kicked out for smth and then came back as a tp again to torment his former rivals #gahhhhh why is he so cute why isnt he real :( i would stan him so hard you dont understand #with his cute little lesbian bob and introverted but brave and outspoken demeanor.... #his mechanics and team in general are all tall men who love to pick him up #but god the plot is just so fun and compelling that it makes me sad that kinda driver doesnt exist irl #my greatest dream is for someone from the actual napoleon fandom to see this #bcs its weird enough for you guys so i cant even imagine what theyd think #BUT PLEASEEE #anyways. this is a very odd post. but im very proud of it :) #lmao this is just like one step closer to actually writing my proper manifesto about it #but yeah i posted that silly meme the other day and it got way more notes that i expected so maybe this will be appealing too? #girls who cannot draw normal fanart #<- like seriously i wont draw napoleon in his normal clothes and fernando vice versa but no prob with the reverse?? my brain... #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #nandopoleon alonsoparte #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #catie.art

[cerealmonster15]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sketching practice with pinterest image suggestions + um. those two guys again. i dont know how to draw anyone else. 🐙🐍

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamiazu #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #cereal tries to draw #um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i realized with each one i kept putting them on the same sides lol thats just sorta where the vibes went #dude drawing kisses is so hard. drawing a neck angled up is so hard. drawing is so hard. where am i #ive been coughing for like a week or 2 straight blease help allergy season is Killing Me #just imagine me sitting and coughing like a dying animal every few seconds while drawing #anyway im in some sort of STATE so i figure i gotta get out as much as i can #i halted at 3 LOL but my frined and i were sketching earlier so #this was my aftermath #now i gotta go finish my hat im crocheting!!!!!! #or ill go to sleep idk it's already getting late teehee ummm #cough cough wheeze and sneeze ok byeeeeee #btw this is what like 90% of my sketchbooks irl look like #just messy sketches of jamiazu that i dont show anyone LOL jkfldsjfkldsjfklsdjfklsjd #sorry ive had twst brainrot for nearly 4 years straight IM DISEASED

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

#bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #joker out #im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point #hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨) #<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj #i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now #i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW) #only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert #NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭 #what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot #and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit #(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy #but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to #actively seek them out and you know go to a concert #im just too scared and awkward to do it #maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me #i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age #like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to??? #like i'd rather go with my friends #but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever #sooooo #not happening any time soon #maybe next yr?? but probably not #unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool #i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess #at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see #(you will know since it will have been posted) #a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home #my art

[snixx]

good god my obsession with infidelity is becoming a little bit concerning but hot women (so like all women) cheating on their mid-ass boyfriends/husbands with either their homoerotic girl best friend or "the other woman" in their relationship (who they used to scorn as cheap and a homewrecker as a scapegoat for the boyfriend's ungratefulness) ESPECIALLY in historical settings will always be a top tier trope for me and i will never not eat it up

#i do not condone cheating irl ftr #it is possibly my favourite trope ever after childhood best friends (to strangers/enemies) to lovers #what can i say i do not care about men. i love using them as pawns for adding angst to my toxic yuri and nothing else #faberry #cazzie #we are never ever getting back together #sophie gonzales #ashra #<- they're from my wip btw #kannagi x madhavi #kashi x mastani #tina x anjali #tinjali #brittana #gini #addybeth #kunti x madri #ignore these tags as they get progressively more unhinged please i swear im fine #but like all those hindu myths where the king had a zillion wives?? the POTENTIAL #vauseman #annaleve #avalouise #bhagiratha's moms (?) #we set the dark on fire #tehlor kay mejia

[hanzajesthanza]

the headcanon that regis can hang from the ceiling to sleep or rest like a bat is funny on its own, but when i consider geralt and others in the hanza holding conversations with him like this, it’s made better by my understanding of this as just an advanced “neurodivergent sitting” technique

#in an irl au i suppose he could be doing an upside down yoga pose. that would fit irl au regis well. ugh #the better headcanon is angoulême walking in their room. going ‘[head nod up] cahir. where—‘ #and cahir (not looking up) points to the ceiling on the other side of the room. also in total darkness btw no candles lit on that side #i imagine that when someone else walks to their room’s door and knocks. for example let’s say dandelion for instance #dandelion’s hardly a stranger but he did that thing where your friend stops hanging out with you because they’re busy with their gf #he knocks and immediately regis is suddenly sitting in bed like a normal person . and he put his eyeglasses on and pretended to read #oh hi dandelion i didnt recognize your footsteps #my… footsteps? #this is actually kind of bullshit though because the only person more talkative than dandelion at night is regis (angouleme close third) #so if dandelion ever wanted to discuss meaning of life at 2 am i know where he would go #sorry cahir. put a pillow over your ear #the elbow-high diaries #edit: no actually he would bother geralt with this #edit edit: no actually he and geralt were ‘on a break’ (unresolved tension) so he wouldn’t. but he would want to #angoulême goes to their room too often to chill and hang out #milva goes to their room and cahir and regis stand at attention like yes ma’am. what do you need #hi milva how are things ​(your ongoing mental health crisis) #if geralt walks in starts talking with regis. cahir leaves the room. ‘im going to um. check on the horses’ #its 12 am. horses are sleeping. ? answer; he is being a considerate roommate. he had to share bunks before. he knows how It Is

[sophiethewitch1]

writing my first reader with self confidence but they are also passively suicidal so you know you win some you lose some

#sophie speaks #i just dont like writing mentally capable readers #i cant imagine a world where i am fully sane honestly #because i was ~born wrong~ (its really just level 2 needs autism) #i mean ive been fucked up since at least 9 years old so #i love the DSM 5 its such a funny thing. what do you mean there are people in my head and have been there for most of my life #thats crazy dawg #again with the tmi #i just really enjoy oversharing on tumblr #its not like im gonna tell anyone irl about this stuff #i already look enough like a serial killer #which i am not btw

[ghost-bard]

I start to drift off, finally getting some sleep

And then

I have one singular thought:

“Charlie and Quackities characters are always doomed to fall, and when one goes the other is close behind”

My eyes shoot open

I am once again awake, tortured by the knowledge I hold.

#qsmp #quackity smp #las nevadas #q slimecicle #qsmp quackity #qsmp charlie slimecicle #i refuse to tag the server las nevadas is from btw #like. i simply cant bring myself to do so #anyway we see this phenomenon pretty often #when c slime (right??? thats what hes called in LN right?) got pushed into the lava #c quackity had a spiral/downfall pretty quickly #everything that happened with tilín and juanaflippa #and how charlie and quackity dealt with it #and then them eventually coming together with a plan of like. sort of coping? ig? #and now el quackity asking charlie to help him knowing that charlie doesnt know anything about whats happened #like. damn #anyway im trying so hard to be normal about the qsmp #SO HARD #im sorry to any irls/friends that have to see me rambling nonsense #i have an art idea based on the convo quacks and slime had towards the end #and i NEED to write it down so i dont forget it #anyway. im. im gonna try to go to sleep. and not think about tragedy and qsmp

[delightfulgalaxykid]

I’d still love you if you were a wubba!

#luigi #prince peasely #Luieasely #luigi x prince peasley #wubba luigi #Im gonna go crazy A FRIEND SAID THE LUIGI LOOKS LIKE A DICK AND HE DOES I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT #BUT ITS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH #THIS IS /NM ITS JUST LMAOOO WHAT AN OVERSIGHT I DID #ID FIX IT ON PAPER BUT I DREW THIS IN AN IRL’S SKETCH BOOK #BOOWOMPP #BUT THEYRE CUTEEE HEHE #I REALLY LIKE WUBBA LUIGI FORM IF BTW #PLAYING THROUGH MARIO WONDER AND MY FAVORITE LITTLE BALL OF LIME JELLO!! #I GOTTA DRAW THESE TEO MORE BCS THEYRE SO SILLY N CUTE #galaxy drawz!!

[n7punk]

oh also princess's surgery is tomorrow and at least i'll finally get a definitive cost for it but also in addition to her heart being in the wrong place it's irregularly shaped and we dont know if that means anything Bad or she was just born like that and it could introduce complications so i am stressed :)

#oversharing but im the weird nv where i cant talk to people but i can post so yall get my anxiety instead #btw her name. is not princess. i just call her that when talking about her to people i dont know irl for some reason #like i call her that to my boss even but not my friends lmao #mylife #things i am waiting for: 1) this surgery to finally be fucking over please it's been months/years #2) taxes to happen so i can find out if i get any of this Back because i would like it please and thank you #unfortunately i will not know that until April and I shouldn't (hopefully) be in a crunch by then anyways but ill take what i can get

[1o1percentmilk]

ive been hanging out with this gay guy weekly since the beginning of january we get lunch together on fridays and we hug and stuff but i am not sure if this is like an actual thing or just a case of two bottoms hanging out as friends ? like i don't really mind either way i am always fully down to mess around i would just feel really bad if they eventually felt like i was leading him on romantically

#and i will not ask him directly bc i do not want to lose my only irl gay friend #i dont think this is a thing. this cannot be a thing i will go insane. i already have a crush on like 4 other people #btw i already know what im gonna do (nothing) (for now) im just. writing in my journal for the entire internet to see. #yap #ok i will forget about this now

[antisocialgaycat]

btw yall help so like a week ago (way more than a week ago) someone who ive messaged before messaged me and was like hey this is elliot right and i was like yup thats me but the thing is. i dont have their number saved. and i dont know who they are. so um yeah. problem.

#just a load of garbage #doesnt help that its on normal messages which is garbage on my phone #so yeah im being really dry and like giving 0 info about myself #cos i dont know who this person is #btw irls if its one of yall please tell me cos i am so confusioned #wait fuck confusioned aint a word #whats the word #help #fuck

[thewickerking]

im never beating the 'has every disorder' allegations <- the allegations are coming from inside the house. I think I meet diagnostic criteria for every disorder and im not joking. I'm not mentally well. erm. what the scallop. Who said that im normal guys trust 👍💞🫶

#''what prompted this post'' do not fucking worry about it and also why are psych articles coming for my throat rn goddamn. #some articles are being way too fucking specific and hitting way too close to home like erm. sit the fuck down #😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 #i need to talk with an irl abt a disorder theyve been like hey. we should talk abt this for u actually. for weeks. stares into the distance #if my roommates see those tags. erm. hi...... im normal btw #.ares

[asterbats]

drew my new kitten as a “warmup” but have to stop here because shes being a rascal

#her name at the shelter was pog btw. like the game but now her full name is cricket pogchamp #cat #cricket #pets #artists on tumblr #drew some blue in her eyes. bad at picking colors from irl that much but shes got a very small blue ring in there still #though shes close to having her regular eyes. i think they will be yellow? #i love her but whew cant wait til shes big......... will probably update what she looks like #tried to make her look deliberately worried with her whiskers btw. she seems sad but she was abnormally snuggly on day 1 #she cried in the carrier and hid under my drawer for like 5 minutes then instantly got to exploring and 1 hour in she showed her belly #which. im a first time cat owner but im told thats absolutely insane for a kitten on day 1 #shes already sleeping on me and stuff and snuggling next to me.... playing w her is the hard part bc lack of energy #idk if itll ever be enough for her but i am trying! i want her to be happy. also i think rn she mostly likes me when im sitting #otherwise she darts away when i walk around. i think bc im like this weird giant to her #oh also shes apparently just tiny? bc her mom was small too so she'll probably grow up to be a small cat #everyones going on abt how my aunts cats were bigger at her age sdklfjsdlfds (8 weeks almost 9!)