you are like a father who promises us that divorce court cant keep you away forever
I think you guys need to start speaking to therapists instead of tumblr inboxes
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[text] - Sombra.
[text] - You said you "need me to stop killing 'random' people". Je ne vais pas nettoyer ton bordel.
[text] - ...
[text] - ...
[text] - ... Give me the name.
[TEXT] - it's not random people! it's the guy at customs who's getting suspicious about my order!
[TEXT] - and anyway do as i say not as i do okay, you're better than me
- couple minutes passes -
[TEXT] - YESSSSS you're the best xoxoxoxoxo okay it's Fabian Romano approximately 47 years of age brown hair brown eyes kinda lighter skin idk i'll send a picture thank youuuu
[TEXT] - best bestie ever, i'll get u wine
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maybe don't name ur plane-loving husband's daughter after a dead pilot...
Dude the way my jaw dropped. The gasp I gusp.
Listen!! Listen. I thought it was SO clever ok!! It's dedicated to him and Emily!
Maybe it's a prophecy... love u Amelia it was nice knowing u.... or maybe I should just make her build a habit of refueling as often as possible...
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Actresses being tortured on the set by male directors is a massive historical and present day scourge of the film and TV industries and it's really SO common when you look into it. like from Kubrick terrorizing Shelley Duvall (and only her) on the set of the shining to Tarantino strangling Diane Kruger until she passed out to Hitchcock replacing fake birds with real birds after Tippi Hedren rejected his advances (in order to scare and physically injure her as a punishment for not fucking him) to James Cameron almost literally drowning Kate Winslet to an actress on GOT being waterboarded ten hrs straight to get like a minute of footage to Brando improvising an unscripted rape scene on the last tango in Paris set with the directors permission that ended up traumatizing Maria Schneider (in fact quite a lot of the gratuitous, graphic rape scenes in film were included for the sadistic pleasure of the male directors at the expense of the actresses).
The list goes on and on and I could seriously talk for ages about how revolting it is that these men still have active careers bc the industry just tolerates it. No piece of art is worth inflicting this disgusting and unnecessary abuse on actresses (and it's ALWAYS the actresses isn't it, never the actors. Hmmm wonder why). We call these men auteurs and geniuses but they're really just pathetic abusive sacks of shit. I want to impale every male director who behaves like this and I want their rotting corpses displayed as a part of the universal studios tour.
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loki is sick & twisted, actually. how the hell does he spend the entire episode chasing after mobius, calling mobius by name, trusting mobius — and AND ALSO!!! how the hell does mobius spend the entire episode trying to soothe loki, help loki stop time slipping, trusting loki with his skin — only for loki to collapse on top of mobius when they are successful and loki's first thought is to go, "sylvie!"
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the Taylors!!!!!!!!!!!!! they are insane
don’t mind me shoving my oc down ur throat xx
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Lily Academy has fallen on hard times 😔
This is some of my thumbnailing from my sketchbook that I finally scanned! Some of the character ideas got moved around, and the core idea of this story has totally changed from my original ideas of a sort of psuedo-airsoft with an arms race, as they chase those sweet ad dollars... Now it's a bit bleaker 🤪
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Animated UTRH Jason: *transported into the comics batcave where Tim, Dick and Jason are*
Dick (who got a concussion and hasn't told anyone): maybe it worse then I thought
Tim (hasn't slept in 30hrs): not again
Jason: shit am I hallucinating my self again? Usually it's Robin me, this is new.
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